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PoliticsRe: Senator Marries 13 Yr Old Girl by illusion2: 8:25pm On Mar 27, 2010
Sun of god:
He's even refered to as a Paedophile on wikipedia -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Rufai_Sani
Nigerians wicked o ! Una don go doctor the MTFs wiki page already. . . fast guys  cheesy cheesy

While focus is on the age of the bride,my main concern is with the "oloriburuku's" age ?

[size=18pt]Why in the world would a 62 year old still be interested in getting married after multiple wives,children & grandchildren.[/size]
Is life for the ba.stard all about getting married,sleeping with virgins & nothing more??  huh huh

When will leaving a lasting legacy come up in his life time?

Whatever happened to making an impact on the lives of fellow impoverished & amputated Zamfarans ??  undecided


I sorry .sorry o !  cry cry cry cry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 7:41pm On Mar 27, 2010
No beach balls on the pitch this time around puhleeeaaaeeeeezeeeee !!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Christianity EtcRe: Lets have your personal supernatural experiences by illusion2(op): 7:18pm On Mar 27, 2010
benodic:
l like to congratulate you again because the step you have taken is one that very few christians know about. you are going to gradually turn from a believer to a knower.
@benodic,aren't you the ECKANKAR guy trying to convert me on the ECK thread ? Why are you making your visions sound 'Christianlike' ?

I hope you're not the same person as noetic16 wink . . .

By all means enlighten us more . . . e.g what has the 'master' told you about Nigeria. . . why don't we have electricity,where is Yar'Adua etc. . . cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 7:04pm On Mar 27, 2010
^^ cheesy^^ grin^^
B'Ham 1 : 1 Arsew lipsrsealed :-p lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Now ,where have I seen this film before. . . . . . .hmmmm. . . . . . . . huh. . . . . . . . . . . . . undecided

Oh yes shocked shocked shocked ! Its. . . . . , . . . 'Dudu & The Pretenders' cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 6:25am On Mar 27, 2010
^^^ The fact is if we're looking at history of both clubs Liverpool -Arsenal ,is like comparing Brazil - Togo tongue
FamilyRe: Tension In My House! by illusion2: 6:18am On Mar 27, 2010
aisha2:
We just speak Hausa, we are not hausa
Ok. I'm just trying to understand why you don't speak your OWN language with your siblings then ?  undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Lets have your personal supernatural experiences by illusion2(op): 6:16am On Mar 27, 2010
babaearly:
If you care to disbelieve well its your take.
My out of body experience was as a result of trials and errors. I was into mysticism when i was really young like 12-18 years, and i really learnt alot of things and gained some physic powers. The ultimate for me was the astral travelling experience and i desired so much to experience it. It was at the later stage when i became unserious in mysticism that i had that awesome experience. It was something else.
No need to ask me where i got the powers from but it didnt work after many trials. It took about 3 months for it to click.
I was in my room and my two siblings, twins came to stay with me for the night. I never knew it would happen at that time. Suddenly all i could see was the ceiling and it was very close and i wondered what was happening. I didnt know my psychic self was way up the ceiling and my earthly body was way down on the bed. When i turned back to the ceiling, i could see myself sleeping peacefully, and my siblings sleeping too. Before i could think about my next move, a great force like a wind was pushing me from one corner of the room still at the top of the ceiling to another corner. This lasted for up to 10 minutes and it wasnt funny. Then my psychic body returned back to myself on the bed, and man, i was shivering and feeling all over-sweaty.
I have left mysticism for a while since then but that night is the time ill never forget in my life.
Did you see what your 'psychic' body looked like? huh

How can you confirm you weren't dreaming ? undecided

I'm not a skeptic,I just need valid proofs wink
PoliticsRe: Local Government Areas And Their Codes by illusion2: 7:44pm On Mar 26, 2010
nigonus:
Hi all,
Please I need a list of all LGAs (774) in Nigeria and their codes.
Someone told me I can get it in the Jamb brochures but I dont have it and trying to download it has failed repeatedly.
Kindly help me out.

Thanks
Kindly call your Local government councillor or your representative at the national assembly tongue
Christianity EtcRe: Lets have your personal supernatural experiences by illusion2(op): 7:41pm On Mar 26, 2010
^^^You were probably hallucinating huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 7:33pm On Mar 26, 2010
duduspace:
[size=18pt]Yes we will[/size],
What ever happened to - Yes, we have ! grin grin


dayokanu:
People are talking of trophies Some are celebrating top 4

Dudu, Does this look familiar?
LOL !!!!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Women Caught Prostituting In Saudi Arabia by illusion2: 7:31pm On Mar 26, 2010
When you people (northern govs) don steal all the money nko undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Haiti Relief: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Raises Funds by illusion2: 7:30pm On Mar 26, 2010
aisha2:
Toba, have you been so brainwashed that you forgot to check your post and see that you quoted me? For your Info, I [size=18pt]was[/size] born a christain, Raised as Bible Beleiving Christain
So what are you now? undecided
FamilyRe: Tension In My House! by illusion2: 7:27pm On Mar 26, 2010
aisha2:
My Dear, me and my sisters are close and we speak Hausa without knowing. Most times because we are together almost always we assume everyone speaks Hausa, Esp Hubby, He has been around long we ve dated for ever and so they assume by now he should understand Hausa, I try to teach him but He no gree, In these days of inter tribal marriage its a really silly reason to get angry or cause tension
Just curious .  .are you Hausa or just a hausa speaker  ?

spoilt:
I dont see why people cant understand the simple social courtesies involved here.
Be it in the office setting, home front or board room, it is understood that you dont speak languages that other people around dont understand. Usually its an unspoken rule.
What would end up happening is that when they start speaking their language after some time she'll probably end you going to the other room to watch some Tv that she actually understands.  grin grin. Next thing you hear is the patronising comments like " Ah, ah our wife dont you like sitting with us"?. "Why are you always running"?  She cant win in this situation. Ive been there before.
My dear this has little to do with 'social courtesy' as you have identified- in the African tradition,the mother-in-law/wife relationship is a delicate one ,which regular 'social courtesy' rules may not necssarily apply to  !

Learning laguages isn't difficult if one puts one's mind to it.

You do not want the mother-in-law to feel unwelcome as well.

I'll go for the hormonal explanations in this case wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 6:47pm On Mar 26, 2010
duduspace:
good for him, but we are not the ones dropping out of the top 4. grin grin
Story. . . . I say win something tongue !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 6:42pm On Mar 26, 2010
duduspace:
Even if he spends a millenium as your coach, he no go win am, Arsene won it in his first full season wetin Rafa still dey do? despite all the yeye liver wey dey una pool, him liver still dey fail am?
Rafa won UCL in his first season. . .after successful seasons in Spain. . . tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 6:13pm On Mar 26, 2010
duduspace:
Hip Hip Hooray, God bless the fat waiter. how many Premier league titles has he won again? as at the time of counting, none, nada, zilch.
You better supplicate to Saint Wenger to come save you from Administration, RBS will soon start asking for their 100M na that time kasala go burst.
Considering St Whinger has been with Arsewipes for much longer. . . its understandable  cheesy

Meanwhile my correct brothers e be like say Reira don waka o !
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 5:37pm On Mar 26, 2010
duduspace:
At least, he is a Saint and not a Waiter. grin grin
Rafa, can you make sure this plate is clean before you serve me? how do you expect to make the UCL if you can't even get plates clean? Please lose some of that weight and then maybe you can motivate your guys to stop losing to mid-table clubs. grin grin grin
5 years with nothing to show. . . . . . . grin grin grin grin

At least Rafa manage UCL + another UCL final  in 5 years. . . .and most important of all we don't get bullied & screwed regularly by Bolton  cheesy cheesy cheesy (now thats hitting below the belt  grin grin grin)
Christianity EtcRe: Lets have your personal supernatural experiences by illusion2(op): 12:17pm On Mar 26, 2010
benodic:
are you asking for supernatural experience or spiritual experiences? there is nothing supernatural about spiritual experiences. they are very natural because
God is not separate from us. we live and have our being in God. i have had plenty of spiritual experiences where do i start from?
Spiritual if it can be observed is Supernatural

babaearly:
I've had an out of body experience otherwise known as Astral Travelling in Mysticism. I can tell you more if you are interested.
If you are serious & it is a PERSONAL experience,by all means share !

Iyineda:
Have I ever experienced anything supernatural? Yes

What happened? People where blabbering utter nonesense in some church and when I asked what was going on I was told they were speaking in tongues. Still haven't recovered from that traumatizing experience.
get real . . . . . angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 10:03am On Mar 25, 2010
duduspace:
Honestly, na you people need forgiveness. As an honorable disciple of his most holiness and preeminent Saint Wenger, I have already forgiven you. Now go forth and enter back into the top 4.
Jairzinho:
You mean St.Wan.ker The Also Ran . cheesy cheesy cheesy'
ROTFLMAO !!!  grin grin grin grin
@jairzinho,u beat me to it,actually he's  St.Whinger The Pretender. . . . . . . . football is all about winning not a passing contest  tongue
PoliticsRe: Do We Really Need 42 Ministers? by illusion2: 7:01am On Mar 25, 2010
We don't need 42 ,but we must have 42 = 36 states + geo-political 6 regions.

Sad but true cry cry cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 4:22pm On Mar 24, 2010
^^ We forgive you. . . .cos Liverpool fans tend to be gentlemen cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Lets have your personal supernatural experiences by illusion2(op): 3:21pm On Mar 24, 2010
embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 3:20pm On Mar 24, 2010
Who be all these troublemakers sef ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 9:37am On Mar 24, 2010
^^^ You can say that again ! embarassed embarassed

I doubt Torress & Gerrard will be around next season angry. . . . isn't it sad the man that got us in this hole (rafa) will likely get another job immediately after ? huh

Football can be crazy at times cry cry cry
IslamRe: Curious About Islam,facts About Islam. by illusion2: 9:19am On Mar 24, 2010
Praying to the dead isn't acceptable to most religious beliefs,as we all look up to God.
But you must know that Mohammed ibn Abd-al-Wahhabi,the man that started the currently dominant view of Sunni islam- destroyed most of the historical sites of Islam & is on record as wanting to destroy the home of the prophet himself. shocked shocked shocked

This is part of the problem with religion generally,people never take time to understand other people's point of view & are quick to read evil into another's intentions.

Saddam Hussein(Sunni) also destroyed many of the shia sites in Najaf as well,based on his perception of right & wrong

My point is that I agree with you that historical sites are very important as a way of further strengthening one's beliefs & no one should think otherwise, let alone destroy them,

I recall the day I visited the baptismal site of Jesus in Jordan and washed my face with water from river jordan,it was a deeply spiritual & fulfilling experience. But some other person might think I was 'worshipping these landmarks of biblical history ( embarassed
Christianity EtcLets have your personal supernatural experiences by illusion2(op): 7:48am On Mar 24, 2010
Please let us know what supernatural/para-normal experiences you have had personally .

Not what you heard or what you were told. . . .  , what you experienced.

Cheers
IslamRe: Curious About Islam,facts About Islam. by illusion2: 7:05am On Mar 24, 2010
Lagosboy:
The black stone is of absolute no significance in terms of worship. It only has a historical significance in that Abraham PBUH used it as a height in building the kaaba and also used it as a corner stone mark. The stone was left because it was never an idol but a historical landmark.
Well said my friend. . . .but tell me . . .why then do Sunnis accuse Shias of idolatary because Shias attach historical significance to tombstone of prophets, and other items of Islamic history ??   undecided

This is hypocrisy if you ask me  sad

dexmond:
@LAWAL

Your explanation here looks logical.


But I Still Have a question.[s]Did Muhammad suffer from a mental condition?[/s]
Very silly question. ,  . .when will people learn to respect themselves ? Stop all these rubbish !!
Christianity EtcRe: Women In Trousers: Heaven Or Hell by illusion2: 5:33pm On Mar 22, 2010
ayettymama:
^^ really??

since when did fulani's bcum christianhuh

IGNORE THE BASTARDS THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY SAY!!
Bastards ke?? shocked shocked shocked Kilo le to yen ? undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Women In Trousers: Heaven Or Hell by illusion2: 12:22pm On Mar 22, 2010
MrPrsdent:
but in some cultures,like India's ,trousers are worn more by women than by men

so what should Indian Christians do?
Very good question

Also note Leviticus 15:19-30
And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean. And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation. And the priest shall offer the one for a sin offering, and the other for a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness
All women need to make atonement every month after their monthly period. . .or else HELL FIRE !!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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