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CelebritiesRe: Check Dis Out And Tell Me Who's Prettier by illusion2: 9:53am On Apr 12, 2010
Rihanna isn't fine. . just plain attractive,get rid of all the fake hair & make up & you'll run for cover.  cheesy

B-bootylicious  on the other hand. . .  .ehem. . . . .lets just live it like that .  kiss
PoliticsRe: Senator Marries 13 Yr Old Girl by illusion2: 9:43am On Apr 12, 2010
frosbel:
Question 1 . where are the brides ?
Question 2. Are all the Arab people who translated the Arabic words and confirmed that these were the brides liars ?
An example comment from an Arab on Youtube about this below  :
melrassi
Arabic I understand. This is a mass marriage of men from Hamas in the GaZa strip (palastinians), yes Muslim Shiite.
It is for 450 couples. It is disgusting. It is sickening to see or belive it. You want to reject what your ears hear and what your eyes see. Prophet Mohamed what have you done. ! I removed additional comments here as not to offend ! God have mercy. 1 month ago

But perhaps you want to read this affirmation that they were indeed child brides !
http://infidelsarecool.com/2009/08/05/a-follow-up-on-the-hamas-mass-child-bride-story/
@frosbel,no one is denying child marriages occur in muslim countries. As I had posted earlier. . .the outset of menstruation is taken as the rite of passage into adulthood in Islam (whether you & i agree with this or not is another matter).

My post relates to the GAZA YOUTUBE CLIP you posted. Those little girls are NOT the Brides !!!!

Do take time to read the link I provided(which quotes copiously the reporter that filed the initial report).

You asked "Where are the brides". .  .my answer = READ the link ! It states the brides were in the crowd.

They are conservative muslims & don't like to show their women in public. . .then again you may disagree ,but its their choice.

[size=18pt]But note the little girls in THAT PARTICULAR clip ARE NOT the brides ![/size]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 9:33am On Apr 12, 2010
tubabie:
^^^ With all the take over wahala hanging over them , the whole atmosphere in Anfield is just that of despair, imagine Illusion2 posting this grin
Ma binu sweetie  kiss. . . sometimes disappointment gives way to anger. .  . . embarassed > - sad

Our grouse against MANURE isn't too personal. .  .just that their winning the title this season means they'll set a new premier league record of 19,also 4 straight titles. . . thats tooooooooo muschhh for any lifelong liverpool fan to bear considering the intense rivalry between the 2 cities & clubs. . .

So I say congrats to Mikel ,Drogba in advance.  wink


bgees:
It will be better to see Chelsea win because they deserve it, but we must go for a win anyway.and thank God the season is the near the end. it has been a nightmare.
My guy 4th place is as good as gone,lets harness all energies on bringing in the  EUROPA,getting rid of Rafa(and his dozen spanish backroom staff),kicking out Gillet,Hicks. . . convince Captain Fantastic & El Tor to stay. . . and finally start rebuilding for 2010/11 campaign. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Fulham. . . Sunday 11th April 2010 by illusion2(op): 8:45pm On Apr 11, 2010
undecided
PoliticsRe: Ask A Somali Anything, Naija Folks by illusion2: 8:43pm On Apr 11, 2010
KnowAll:
Why should we be asking somalians questions, in fact Somalians had better start thinking with their brains. I don't care if u are mixed with the devil, one thing I am sure is Somalians have the largest diaspoarans of mordern day Africa in the western world. Somalians should organise themselves, every DIASPOARAN familiy contributing to a new War effort. I would suggest young Somalians in diasporas of 18 to 35 to organise themselves into a militia. They should speak to the Kenyan Authorities to provide lands for training. They should solicit for funds from the four corners of the Earth with a possibly added backing of the super powers Like Washington and London and the EU behind this new adventure of taking their country back from the bandits running the country.

The theme of this war would be a no hold bar conflict, the geneva convention can take a back sit for a moment, that is total annihilation of any opposition that they comfront, don't allow your enemies to escape to fight another day, seek them out from their holes and destroy them. I think you mind need to take a few lessons from the Nigerian Army of how they dealt with the Boko Haram problems, no prisoners total destruction.

This should be the Generational duty of the present crop of Somalians in diasporas any other school of thought or discussion is a complete and utterly waste of time. The world we like to know your culture the day u wrestle your country from those ameteurs al queda intimidating the poor citizenry. Your country has a 1000 miles of beautiful beach why leave such a paradise to a bunch or area boys with AK47, the earlier u get rid of these rag-tag toy soldiers the better for you lot. You can make your country a paradise so get started. angry
Save your advice for your fellow Nigerians. . . . sad. . . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 8:41pm On Apr 11, 2010
^^^ The loss of fourth place can only be relieved by seeing MANURE lose this title race. . . .we'll do everthing in our power to ensure Chelsea come out of this game with at least one point.
PoliticsRe: ‘i Misunderstood Anambra State Politics’ -andy Uba by illusion2: 7:04pm On Apr 11, 2010
Another foolish . . .increasing irrelevant muthaphoker !
PoliticsRe: Atiku Continues To Embarass Himself by illusion2: 7:01pm On Apr 11, 2010
He's a fool indeed !!! tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Fulham. . . Sunday 11th April 2010 by illusion2(op): 9:03pm On Apr 10, 2010
^^^^ because the devil's speaking to you  tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Fulham. . . Sunday 11th April 2010 by illusion2(op): 6:17pm On Apr 10, 2010
[center][size=38pt]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE[/size][/center]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Liverpool Vs Fulham. . . Sunday 11th April 2010 by illusion2(op): 6:15pm On Apr 10, 2010
[center]Liverpool v Fulham [/center]

[center]Barclays Premier League Venue: Anfield Date: Sunday, 11 April 2010 [/center] 
TEAM NEWS
Liverpool striker Fernando Torres is expected to be fit despite requiring treatment for a sore knee after Thursday's win over Benfica.

Ryan Babel is back in contention, having missed last week's draw at Birmingham through suspension.

Fulham's in-form striker Bobby Zamora is doubtful with an Achilles injury.

Simon Davies could also miss out after picking up a rib injury in the win at Wolfsburg on Thursday.


Liverpool

Injured : Aurelio (thigh), Kelly (knee), Skrtel (foot)

Fulham

Doubtful : Davies (rib), Elm (virus), Pantsil (knee), Zamora (Achilles)

Injured : Dempsey (thigh), Johnson (knee) MATCH PREVIEW
The Europa League semi-finalists come together in what could well be a dress rehearsal for the Hamburg final next month. Fulham will be relieved the European final is in Germany and not at Anfield, where they have yet to win in 28 attempts.

We will try to win every game. We will try to do it against Fulham on Sunday and try to get close to the top four
Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez
Fulham's away form is a bit of a mystery. In the Premier League they have not won on the road since the opening day of the season but they were deserving 1-0 winners at German champions Wolfsburg on Thursday.

Liverpool also impressed on Thursday night, beating Portuguese league leaders Benfica 4-1 at Anfield. For Rafa Benitez's team though, finishing fourth in the Premier League is just as important as Europa League success. "We have two targets now and we will try to do both," Benitez said.

However, reaching that fourth Champions League spot looks an increasingly tall order. The Reds are four points behind Manchester City, who have a game in hand. With just five games remaining, Liverpool must surely win every one.

MATCH FACTS
Head-to-head

• This will be the 59th time Fulham and Liverpool have met. Liverpool lead by 33 wins to 10, with 15 draws.

• Fulham have yet to beat Liverpool at Anfield in 28 attempts.


Liverpool

• Liverpool are aiming for a ninth successive home league win.

• They have scored in their last 27 home Premier League matches, since a goalless draw against West Ham in December 2008.

• Fernando Torres has scored 40 goals in 41 Premier League matches at Anfield.

• Liverpool have lost 10 league games this season, compared with just two in the 2008/09 campaign.

Fulham

• Fulham have gone 15 matches without an away win in the league.

• They have gone nine hours and five minutes without an away goal in the Premier League, since Clint Dempsey scored in a 3-2 defeat at Stoke on 5th January.

• If he plays, Aaron Hughes will make his 100th league appearance for Fulham.

• Fulham's Danny Murphy scored 44 goals in 249 appearances for Liverpool from 1997 to 2004.

LEADING GOALSCORERS

Liverpool

Torres: 22 goals (18 league); Kuyt: 11 goals (9 league)


Fulham

Zamora: 19 goals (8 league); Duff: 10 goals (7 league)

MATCH OFFICIALS
Referee : Andre Marriner

Assistant referees : Stuart Burt & Andy Newbold

Fourth official : Lee Probert

LAST LEAGUE MATCH LINE-UPS
Liverpool (D1-1 v Birmingham, a): Reina; Johnson, Carragher, Kyrgiakos, Insua, Benayoun (Babel 71), Gerrard, Lucas, Maxi, Torres (Ngog 65), Kuyt (Aquilani 81). Subs not used: Cavalieri, Agger, Mascherano, Degen.

Fulham (W2-1 v Wigan, h): Schwarzer; Davies, Hughes, Hangeland, Konchesky, Duff, Murphy (Baird 88), Etuhu, Dempsey, Gera, Elm (Okaka 46), Okaka (Nevland 88). Subs not used: Zuberbuhler, Shorey, Smalling, Greening.

MOST RECENT MEETING

Fulham scorers: Zamora 24, Nevland 73, Dempsey 87

Liverpool scorers: Torres 42
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 5:56pm On Apr 10, 2010
We should beat Fulham tomorrow. . . .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bolton Wanderers FC Fans In Nigeria: Let's Meet Here! by illusion2: 5:54pm On Apr 10, 2010
Bolton gini ? undecided
PoliticsRe: Senator Marries 13 Yr Old Girl by illusion2: 5:34pm On Apr 10, 2010
^^^^@Me_Aboki,I respect muslims ,but I need to state this -Christians generally allow common sense to dictate things like this . . . . . while a few muslims site the example of the Holy prophet & Aisha,without applying common sense tongue .

Same applies to core Arab traditions which have found their way into Islam,rather than some muslims applying common sense,they try to imbibe pre-historic arab culture -
1.women covering eyes,wearing socks & gloves in humid tropical conditions (> 30 celsius temps,)
2.suicide bombing for quick fire matrydom for political issues that have nothing to do with religion,
3.cutting of the hands of thieves for stealing one cow,while Alhaji gov steals millions monthly
4.Stoning to death a female adulterer,while the man goes scot free

The list is endless. . . .the earlier moderate muslims start speaking out against all these pre-medievel traditions . . .the better angry

frosbel:
Please watch this small clip about Hamas perverted monstrous devils marring girls as young as 9 and up to 13.


This was a mass wedding that took place not long ago.


[flash=400,400]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL8ozDosTsQ&hl=en[/flash]
Do you speak arabic? Translate what their saying. I feel the little girls are little brides (part of the bridal train),please check this link & do your research next time : http://www.loonwatch.com/tag/hamas/
PoliticsRe: Ask A Somali Anything, Naija Folks by illusion2: 1:24pm On Apr 10, 2010
Isiolo:
Illusion2, our language is called Somali lol.  Puntland is a northeastern region developed by war-weary Somalis (my clan actually, also pirate clan) and its part of Somalia, so is Somaliland which aspires to re-draw colonial lines and claim British-controlled Somaliland, hence their name.  I'm a 20 yr old virgin sadly, I don't know what they keep down there.
Thanks for your response. Are these countries (Puntland,Somaliland) actually independent (as in effective central authority) ? Do they speak diff dialects-I want to know what differentiates them from other somalis ? Do you all speak arabic? & are there any christian somalis in the area?

20 year old virgin ??  shocked shocked shocked shocked You should be shot ! just joking. . .its best you keep yourslf for your wedding night as directed by the holy prophet himself (pbuh)  cheesy

Isiolo:
They even adopted OUR culture of camel-based society, and we have 90% of the world's camels in Somali territory in east Africa.
90% of the world's camel in Somalia  undecided. How ? Aren't u guys really hungry & impoverished? How could you possibly maintain animals ? Please lets have pictures

Isiolo:
Doyin13, I think its because the Somali language naturally sounds native to those who speak it and oddly aggressive to outsiders, a lot of languages like most Asian languages also sound aggressive, so does Arabic and German.
True dat,many people perceive our nigerian langs as being aggressive as well. . . . .  grin
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Inaugurates New Cabinet (Full List) by illusion2: 8:18am On Apr 10, 2010
sevule:
I do believe I was objective in my last post. Basically what I pointed out was that Igbos form at least 25% - 33% of Nigeria's population and amongst over 20 ministers only 3 people of Igbo affiliation were appointed. I stand to be corrected but once again Igbo people have gotten the short end of the stick with regards to appointments. PLS NOTE that I stand for merit as the yardstick for appointments but in a country like ours that has enshrined federal character in its policy making, and conveniently discards it when it comes to appointments,intelligent questions should be asked of a government that was elected by the people.
No 1.  Your statistics of Ndigbo forming '25%-33%' of Nigeria is probably flawed .

No 2. Your previous arguments was that 3 Igbo Ministers were heading 'unimportant ministries' whatever that means.

For your information the cabinet MUST have a total of 6 Igbos (one each from Abia,Anamba,Ebonyi,Enugu& Imo + one rep South East geo-political zone) and there names are listed below :

Dora Akunyili (Anambra) - Information (the face of the FG,oversees NBC,NCC ,mobile communications licensing etc)

Mrs. Fidelia Njeze (Imo) -Aviation (FAAN,NAMA,NCAA ,Airlines etc)

Emmanuel Iheanacho (Abia) -Interior (oversees Customs,Immigration&Prisons)

Chukwuemeka Ngozichineke Wogu (Enugu)-Labour (needs no intro)

Josephine Anenih(South East) - Women's Affairs

Ebonyi rep still to be confirmed due too political intrigues at state level .

So my friend its not about what  the Acting President wants,but about the law of the land(Fed character etc) QED  wink

So as per my previous post,lets stop bothering about  whether someone that speaks our language is in government & care more about SERVICE DELIVERT itself ! 

You will not gain personally from the individuals above ,unless your are related to them in someway. But we all gain if they do their jobs properly.


Lets let go of myopic primordial sentiments. . . . . ,   smiley
Jokes EtcRe: The Duck And The Bartender by illusion2(op): 8:25pm On Apr 09, 2010
;d ;d
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 7:07pm On Apr 09, 2010
BlueDiva:
Nice kit.
Hope it brings you luck next season.
Phanks kiss wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Benfica [4 -1] by illusion2: 1:09pm On Apr 09, 2010
We have done it before we will do it again. . . don't you worry smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Benfica [4 -1] by illusion2: 12:33pm On Apr 09, 2010
^^ The same way we won 18 titles in the past . . . duh ! tongue
PoliticsRe: Ask A Somali Anything, Naija Folks by illusion2: 9:11am On Apr 09, 2010
3 questions.

1. Whats your language called ?

2. Are Puntland,Somaliland different countries ,if yes what differentiates them from Somalia?

3. Do your women generally keep pubic hair ?  cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 8:32am On Apr 09, 2010
biina:
Who dey deceive u? undecided Europa League winner only get automatic qualification into the Europa League group stages!
UCL spot? na yam? I laugh in kolo grin grin grin
Sad but true
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Benfica [4 -1] by illusion2: 12:25am On Apr 09, 2010
^^^^ Wa sere ! On point response wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 12:20am On Apr 09, 2010
bgees:
grin grin

@illusion2,

did u say Mark Hughes or Klinsmann? Are u feeling sleepy?  Del Bosque is a good choice.
No,Im very much awake. Vicente Del Bosque is old & tired -the reason he was let go from Real in 2003.

We need a youngish gaffer that will try new things. . . Pep(Guardiola) did it in Barca

The albatross of MANURE& ARSE-ANAL- Mourinho is within the upper limits of my preferred age range. for Liverpool manager.  

Klinsmann did wonders with Germany & we all know what Van Basten brings to any team.

"No country for Old men" I beg  tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 12:00am On Apr 09, 2010
osaretin20:
can somebody come to the rescure of the womenpolice life in edo state? they are been sent out without arms with the men at the front of police vichicles at night. even when their male counter part are not fully armed. ohhh i pity the women. ohh wait is onovo aware? why does he hate the women police so much? udojy do you have a wife? if the women are to go out at night give them arms. pls dont kill them.
[size=18pt] undecided[/size]. . .is it just me or is someone high on 'igbo' ? sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Benfica [4 -1] by illusion2: 11:58pm On Apr 08, 2010
[quote author=tayo_ast link=topic=427013.msg5856950#msg5856950 date=1270765704][color=#B03060]if Stevie G chooses 2 remain a Red 4 life, he's automatically waving gudbye 2 EPL[/color][/quote]Don't count on it tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 11:22pm On Apr 08, 2010
bgees:
its looking more likely he will leave next summer. just bring in Del Bosque.
Del Bosque is too old I beg. . .whatever happened to Klinsmann,Van basten or Mark Hughes?


dayokanu:
Congrats Liverpool, the real giant of England
Thanks man. . .

arkinses:
Lol, just had a wierd thought. If Man City, Tottenham, Aston Villa and even Everton like, make dem pack themselves for the 4th position, Europa league winners have an automatic UEFA Champions league qualification. Chai! I laugh in Terry G, grin grin grin lets go win it boys
I would gladly give this Europa Cup for an EPL title jo. . . . MANURE wan set new record of 19 this season after equalling our seemingly unbeatable record of 18 league titles. . . . . Premiership is the most important thing for us. . . tho' Rafa fails o realise this cry cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Benfica [4 -1] by illusion2: 11:17pm On Apr 08, 2010
^^^^ We de kampe tongue

Nicely dispatched. We're doing what we should have been doing from the beginning of the season.

Torres needs back up & captain fantastic is tired (he really must win the EPL,before retiring)

Athletico here we come wink

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[size=38pt]YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE kiss kiss kiss!![/size]
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 4:25pm On Apr 08, 2010
^^^^ You beat me to it ! I was about to post it myself. . . . . sad,sad cry cry cry

Toyed with our collective aspirations. . . made us the laughing stock of the 'Big 4' angry angry angry

Put Ngog up front. . . the list is indeed endless sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool Vs Benfica [4 -1] by illusion2: 4:22pm On Apr 08, 2010
Yeah ! We should win this. . . ,lets pray our fumbling manager won't screw this one too. . , . cry
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Inaugurates New Cabinet (Full List) by illusion2: 5:48pm On Apr 07, 2010
sevule:
[s]Igbos have been sidelined once again in the scheme of things[/s]. How many Igbo ministers are there? Just 3 Igbo ministers heading very "Unimportant" ministries  shocked shocked. Whatever happened to Federal character, or is it conveniently thrown out of the window when it comes to the Igbo tribe?
These are the infantile points of view that have gotten us so deep in despair as a nation. cry cry

How will more Igbo ministers improve the power situation? Or put a stop to the rising crime wave? undecided

We need to wake up in this country. Governor  Pot-belly's cheesy is stealing all your state's resources ,screwing all the available virgins in town & you're here crying for more Igbos in the cabinent. . .TAI ! TUFIAKAWA ! angry
PoliticsRe: Senator Marries 13 Yr Old Girl by illusion2: 3:34pm On Apr 07, 2010
[quote author=truly-opal link=topic=420566.msg5845823#msg5845823 date=1270635711]The last time i checked (i served in a hospital in a southern state of nigeria) 1 out of 7 girls below d age of 13 has had an abortion.[/quote]You make sense on religious sensibilities. . . but please quote where you got this statistic from. . . its important.


[quote author=truly-opal link=topic=420566.msg5845823#msg5845823 date=1270635711]Was it not last year that a british magazine featured the youngest couple in U.K, an 11 yrs old dad and 12yrs mom.[/quote]This was later proved to be false !

So while you're right on seperating issues(like I've advised on NL many times). . .don't quote christianity anyhow I beg smiley

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