₦airaland Forum

Roscodaddy:
Jackal,I will come back to you but right now I am busy treating requests from one female and male NIDs looking for good life partners in our beloved home naija.

It tends to be more the case of NINs looking to land a NID than vice-versa.

"Shit Packers"!

This thread might be of interest to Paw-Paw-https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-73403.0.html#top

You people should stop this Visaism-discrimination against Visa Rejects.

Make una ignore Ferlie a.k.a Simply_Me

Roscodaddy:
NINs just had returned from a party all night with the Govunor of the Central Bank of Nairaland,and he promised to infact bring the date which the naira will be redenominated closer,this will further weaken the NIDS,no more posing for us,at least $1=#1.26k

Clearly some NINs are quite ninny.Redenonimation does not affect purchasing power which is the key difference between workers in Nigeria and workers abroad.

RuuDie:
4 UTD fans, is it true d'at in d 3ble season of '99, we drew our 1st 2 games of d season ? If so, HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL!

In that season,our first game was against Leicester at Old Trafford.We were down 2-1 untill a superb Beckham freekick in injury time allowed us to equalise.The next game was 0-0 draw against West Ham at Upton Park.We followed that up with 4-1 and 2-0 victories over Charlton and Coventry before losing 3-0 to Arsenal at Highbury(Nicky Butt was sent off)-http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester_United_1998-1999

The key difference now is that Chelsea have raised the bar considerably to win the Premiership.In those days,you could win the Premiership with 79 points,now that would fetch you only 3rd place.

We need the UN(Uninvolved Nigerians) to mediate in this matter.

[quote author=pilgrim.1 link=topic=17293.msg1388969#msg1388969 date=1187058682]Hehe. .  I no fit laugh again!   Haven't you heard that the Qur'an no longer remains the word of Allah whenever it is translated into another language? And if you leave it in Qur'anic arabic, the mullahs cannot agree on what it says. I just tire for them.[/quote]Islam is the deification of Arab cultural practices coupled with the plagiarism of other religions.It began essentially as an Arab nationalist cause hence the prominence Arabism plays in Islam today.

Devout Muslims have to adopt Arab names,read in Arabic,pray in it and wear clothing originating from the Arab world.They also have to visit the Arab world in pilgrimage.The Muslim god is an Arab! Prayers at the Mosque cannot be conducted in Igbo,Yoruba,Hausa.e.tc because Allah prefers Arabic

If Soboma is alive and the Police made the wrong call,it will only serve to strenghten him.Nigerians are a supertitious lot and soon,stories will abound of his supernatural powers which enables him to escape from the clutches of the Security services.

Imposter! Imposter!

debosky:
no its the MU kids that aren't good enough, Arsenal's best young stars are representing their countries another tournament, we sent 15yr old kiddies to this one so y'all can feel happy. thats why Fran Merida, Nacer Barazite and our other stars are absent at this tourney

And who did you send to last season's Youth FA Cup?

shango:
it is a birthright until you adopt another countries citizenship

A lot of Nigerians acquire dual citizenships at birth. Citizenship is a legal status not a measure of human contributions.John Fashanu is as much a citizen as is Clifford Orji

@Loyika

The only good that ever came out of your mouth was your boss' willy     I used your name since you epitomise all that is stupid and vain about Gunners on Nairaland.

So you think that the Gunners are "Under dogs"-a rare moment of honesty(by separating "under" from "dogs",you have effectively refered to your club as "beneath dogs".

When you talk of "counting us out",one wonders what you mean.Where are we supposed to "count you in"?-The Title Race,Champions League.The only major trophies that can be won by the Arse-anal are those competed for by footballers with vaginas-female football.

I will definitely count you in to finish in the top 4,not much achievement anyway.For now I would prefer to relax and watch Gunners work themselves into a frenzy over their success in the  silly season.Let the vain and stupid celebrate,the season has barely begun.

From Denex

Which kain yeye story be this? We have not removed the tree trunk in our eyes, we want to complain that there's a splinter in another person's eye. Please come and join the fight against FMG in Nigeria(world headquarters) and stop lavishing pity on Egypt that is yet to catch up with us in the number of circumcised females daily.

Denex knocking down Nigeria to absolve Arab Egypt. This is what Arab cultural supremacism does to  Muslims.

Mariory:
Tunisia, Angola, and Ethiopia? I don't think so.
Morrocco and Algeria yes. That's a given.

In terms of size,combat experience,reputation,equipment-The aforementioned nations have stronger militaries than Nigeria.

The last 2 draws have given me renewed confidence.At the beginning of the season,I predicted that this is going to be one of our worst seasons in the League.Now,I am beginning to think that there is much hope for Utd.

The players have impressed me,especially Nani,and I believe that the only problem we have is goalscoring.That is a temporary problem,a brief pause from the natural order of things.

Will Utd win the League? Not this season but I think they will challenge Chelsea more than I initially expected.Apparently some Gunners fan,including the ever moronic Loyika,believe that Gunners are title challengers    

They actually think Gunners are title challengers-on the strenght of their victories over mighty S. Prague and Fulham     Not much needs to be said except that a winter of torment awaits them.I will keep relatively quiet for now,Gunners fans know how I am come winter    

debosky:
@ Wendy we are stronger than most African countries, with the exception of South Africa and Egypt

Add Morrocco,Algeria,Tunisia,Angola and Ethiopia to the countries with stronger militaries.

aloib:
it takes one to knw one,

Don't mind Ferlie

[quote author=simply_me link=topic=72701.msg1396587#msg1396587 date=1187216259]All those diasporic ghetto living black a rsed small dicked nincompoops who thinks nothing good can exuberate from the Nigerian entity, they come here and vituperate ignoble vocal kneoptism in the name Nigeria, they cast gigiantic aspersions on mother land Nigeria, they concur within their minds that Nigeria is doomed for apocalyptical destruction, they reveal what they wish to bombard the country with - but we know better - we shall remain patriotic against all those diasporic nincompoops - they are jittery because they know Nigeria is getting better to those days - days of yore when it is the never do wells who make their way to America or Europe - days of youre where it is not a big deal to travel out of Nigeria - they are afraid that they will not have any mouth when they come home when Nigeria becomes great.

They are hegemonically rejected, by their colour, they are nothing where they are, they are referred to as black niggers and affrodeisic cocoons - they find no place there and find no place here - this is why they write anything against the country - we know them and we shall mow them down one by one.

We have spoken.[/quote]This is becoming surreal.Its like zombies have been let loose on this forum.

naijaway:
My neighbor's dad is a top military dawg.

I know him. . . .General Snoop Dogg

Its like Nairaland has become a den of unbridled stupidity.Maybe the National Association of Imbeccilic Nigerians conducted a meeting and decided to storm this forum and start idiotic threads.

I am now missing Afam's "from my mailbox" threads

@Debo
We have had seasons were we had electric starts and won nothing-97/98,03/04 and 05/06.We have also had slow starts were we won at the end-98/99,02/03. So just having a good start to a season tells us nothing either way.

Whatever happens,we know for certain that the Gunners won't be challenging for the league come winter 

God Save The Queen!

I wonder what Denex will make of the bridge that fell in China killing 24 people

somze:
This is like counting your eggs before they hatch.

Counting your eggs. . .is what they do at the Emirates.By this measure,Everton are title contenders and Spurs will be relegated.I seriously believe that these people started following the Premiership quite recently.

The flip side is that I have enough material to laugh my ass off when the season is in full swing.There is nothing better than seeing Gunners have to eat humble pie later in the season  

We will see where the Gunners will be by December     Reading your posts,one will think you just started watching football.

debosky:
One game in hand and we're STILL Higher than you, I'm sure fergie's face is returning to this expression again  

This will make it even sweeter when the season has gone midway and Arse-anal have fallen off     I can always come back and refer you to these comments.Same old story!    

I have to concede that the problems the Army had in Liberia and Sierra Leone could have frustrated any Army in the world.No Army can win easily a counter-insurgency campaign.Armies are ideal for fighting conventional wars against other Armies.

Israel's Army could easily defeat any of its neighbour's army but will struggle to defeat the likes of Hezbollah,Fatah and Hamas.The US defeated Saddam's Army in 3 weeks but is struggling against insurgents in Iraq.The main way to defeat insurgents very quickly is to conduct large scale atrocities-An uncontemplatable option

However,the Army is still plagued by poor training,lack of equipment and nepotism.I don't mind because we have more pressing issues at the moment and I don't anticipate an invasion by the likes of Cameroun,Benin or Niger.The problem in the Niger-Delta raises concern but I do not think there is a military solution.Emphasis should be on strenghtening the Police.

Denex is a magician.He snatches figures from thin air and spouts them shamelessly.

Nigerian Army stabilize a whole Liberia, them stabilize the whole Sierra Leone and humble the rebels yet una dey ask whether Nigeria get army.

How did we stabilise Liberia and Sierra Leone? The army has been unable to stabilise the Niger-Delta

laudate:
Pity, the Racism,Tribalism,Sectarianism thread was put to rest. You would have found people who share your propensity for hatred in there, I-man. Now buzz off and stop hanging on my coat tails, kid.

Thanks for informing me that the Racism thread has been closed. A  whiz through our profiles will confirm that the "Racism and Tribalism Thread"  ranked as your second most popular destination while it ranked as my 7th most popular destination.   

If Donzman,Afam,NineToFive,I-man,Mikeansy,McKren,BabyOsisi.e.tc refer to you as a craven Igbo hater,it becomes fatuous to keep refering to all your Igbo accussers as crazy tribalists.

Your modus operandi-surreptitious attacks on Igbos-reflects a recreant mindset.Calling you a coward will be an insult to cowardly people.Your vacousness transcends cowardice,if you were not so rectal-cranially inverted,you might start to see  the need to seek a cure for your Igbo hating mental illness.

This insidious Igbo-hating hermaphrodite(Laudate) never changes.

oyb:
heh heh,I man, davidlyan's minion. . . you need a little more polish.
perhaps you should stick to tryingg to stir up the Muslims thread.

Just putting ostrich like Sunni Muslims in their place When Sunnis murdered hundreds of thousands of Shias in Iraq in the 90s,none of you said anything.When Saudi Arabia is arresting Shias in the South,you pretend nothing is happening.

The Earth is littered with the corpses of Muslims and non-Muslims killed by Sunni Muslims and the attitude of "see no evil,hear no evil" Sunnis like you is hypocritical.