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Crime / Re: James Nwafor: "I Killed Your Son & Nothing Will Happen" - Awkuzu SARS by IME1: 8:30pm On Jul 09, 2020
Why did they even pay at all
They should have gone to higher and higher then higher levels
Media houses
Online
Lawyer lawyer
Look for a judge sef
Pastor
Imam
Whoever explore different angles
Put pressure
Pray and fast
Sleep camp in front on the station or opposite it
Torment him with the presence of elderly people, especially from your family, women carrying babies
Just be like a nuisance and bug and pest and nag

His will be like the unjust judge in the Bible.
I pray your brother is not dead.
Police are too notorious
The good ones pale in the vast ocean of bad ones

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Education / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Examination Day Experiences by IME1: 8:22pm On Jul 09, 2020
grin grin grin
I was laughing at one poster on first page who said his own was in primary 3 when I remembered my first escapade was in kg 1 grin grin grin that's like decades decades plus plus but I remember! Kai what the mind chooses to remember sha undecided
It was how to write 7 oh na so I dey write am face the other side
Until I spy the girl by my side come write am well grin grin
Shame.
I resolved never to cheat and till date God has helped me to be hardworking and have integrity.
It's a dirty habit and nothing to condone, trivialise or joke about. Let's shun cheating you will never know your capabilities

Pets / Re: 8 Weeks Male Caucasian Available For New Homes If Interested Call 07064673682 by IME1: 6:15pm On Jul 08, 2020
It's so cute
I hope it gets a good owner
Family / Re: Son Destroys Food Items In The Kitchen After Mum Refused His Request (Video) by IME1: 12:26pm On Jul 08, 2020
Do you think this can happen in Nigeria?
Even among rich people?
Chidera just wasted food that many people need and don't have.
They watched him, they were afraid to approach him cause he might hurt them
Hurt them as in? So if he was plucking the hair from the head of someone they won't have approached him?
They should have stopped him right from the onset
But they left him, as they have been leaving him before he became this tall and ....
Chidera can kill and commit suicide
Chidera has mental issues
Chidera is not in a good environment for his upbringing
He does not understand and appreciate his privileges
He is wasting life, resources and abusing family hood and son hood
He is entitled and feels his mother and father owe him
He feels entitled to rant and destroy because he was ignored by his mum while he was talking to her.


My Nigerian born and brought up people what do you have to say when you consider where you and I are coming from?
Some us came from homes where food couldn't waste because we ate it all, and when food remained we kept it till the next time we wanted to eat.
Some kept goats, pigs, dogs and other ways where we disposed of food. Many of us gave to those without food.
Breaking lantern globe or glass or clay pitcher for fetching water from the river was almost like a sacrilege. We dare not let it slip. It's better you fall let it land on your stomach than allow that glass break.

Oh what a life! We are rich now and we still live prudently, wisely, carefully and sanely.
We don't tear up money, we don't smoke with dollars, we don't smoke anything, we don't drink only to go and pee it out, we don't buy food and leave chunks of flesh on the bones in restaurants or parties just to show that we are not hungry, we don't buy unnecessary gadgets, aso ebi or jewellery, we stay in apartments we can afford, we don't spray in parties, we maintain our cars and phones so don't need to change them every 6 months

We are the prudent generation, the wise ones, the ones with values, the ones with shame and fear, with respect and honour for our elders, the ones with money and sense, the ones who are not entitled but strive to better our lives, we have godly contentment and don't break TV screens or car windscreens when we are angry or upset.

We read comments from people on Nairaland which may be annoying but we don't make it our lives purpose to find the culprit to avenge, we move on, we forgive, we overlook, we are bigger, better, and more mature. We know and believe that we shall reap what we sow. We rever God. We see those who troll, curse, derail, peddle tribal rivalry and political hatred and pray silently for them because we know they'll reap what they sow. The ones they insult end up raising funds for them, giving them lifts or employing them.

Chidera will not always have a mother whose kitchen he can trash.
He may not always be left to be destructive.
One day he will be taken away and his words will be 'mummy, don't let them take me, mummy please!'

But then it will be late and we will be watching with popcorn and sprite

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Presidency Suspends Acting EFCC Chairman, Magu by IME1: 3:10pm On Jul 07, 2020
Long overdue
Education / Re: Police Rate UNIBEN DNA And Forensics Centre As Best In Nigeria by IME1: 10:51pm On Jul 06, 2020
I beg where e dey inside the campus? Which side? I wan ask them one question

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Business / Re: ACCESS Bank Should Return My Money. by IME1: 7:44pm On Jul 04, 2020
nsiba:
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Just walk away like that! Have you all been beaten into submission like ordinary chicken?

Are you asking me?
Ordinary chicken, who you?
Because of bank deduction you want to drag with bank?
I left all the banks I've left before their fangs could reach me.
But stay in fact I can contribute cement and granite, stay there

Super eagle and hawk and great pelican, please stay
Business / Re: ACCESS Bank Should Return My Money. by IME1: 12:39am On Jul 04, 2020
You can walk away

When Diamond bank was acquired by Access I didn't follow them, I closed my 2 accounts even before they could change the signboard from Diamond to Access, the same thing I did when they acquired Intercontinental Bank, I closed the account

I'm not saying Access is bad oh, I'm just saying, sorry about the debits oh but exercise your choice

You can walk away
Health / Re: Benue Governor’s Wife, Son Test Positive For COVID-19- Sahara Reporters by IME1: 12:31am On Jul 04, 2020
undecided
I beg where did all these people gather that they are all testing positive?
These are first families who ought to be observing all the things they keep telling us

I wish all of them recovery all
Politics / Re: #Edo2020: Ganduje Heads 49-member APC National Campaign Council For Edo Election by IME1: 12:23am On Jul 04, 2020
SirBunky85:
can u mention any state whose governor has performed more dan ganduje?once some of u hates someone,it clouds ur reasoning senses

Performance melts in the face of lack of integrity and poor relational decision making

And don't quote me and ask me any question again, I didn't join NL to meet your expectations or follow your views!
I should mention from 35 other governors? What do you know of governance are you 1985 where were you some of us where seating at the feet of political masters understanding the intrigues of this country? You think Nigeria ends in the KKK states? Ganduje's performance? angry the more I write the more I feel I should table your matter personally

Never justify stuffing dollars and sacking an emir and converting a little girl among myriads of other bad decisions of your Ganduje to the roads and painting of sidewalks.

Clouding reasoning senses? What nerve? Who are you? "Some of you" who are you grouping me with? Are you part of herd mentality of hate? Me hate Ganduje? No sir I need to channel my emotions and energy to positivity and progress.

Don't quote me because I won't reply if you like make more disrespectful remarks, generalisations and excuses for your performer

Faceless forum that needs more people to display good home training angry
Politics / Re: I've Never Bought A Single House Anywhere In The World Since I Become Minister by IME1: 12:10am On Jul 04, 2020
grin
Where can I get popcorn and sprite at this time since I have front seat to this unfolding drama cool

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Politics / Re: #Edo2020: Ganduje Heads 49-member APC National Campaign Council For Edo Election by IME1: 11:18am On Jul 02, 2020
Sometimes I wonder where Ganduje has time to govern his state?
Always in the news for feri feri things

I'm surprised to see titled chiefs on the list. I thought royals and clergy and even the academia are to be neutral?

I'm seeing Professor.

Even Chief Solomon Edebiri as in how now? In Apc matter

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Sports / Re: Dj Cuppy Switches To Man Utd: Gets Official Welcome From The Club by IME1: 8:13pm On Jun 28, 2020
lipsrsealed see that envious guy asking about random people porting to Man U

Her fanclub her choice her business,
Next

Health / Re: Nasir Ajanah Dies Of COVID-19 Disease In Isolation Centre by IME1: 1:42pm On Jun 28, 2020
cry
May he rest in peace
Born in 1956 I was wondering that some deaths are preventable but many people believe that everyone would die so whenever it happens does not matter, but it does. Suicide and dying from natural causes are different, one is self inflicted, the other is an act beyond human control.
Corona virus is not a natural cause of death, just as headache, sore throat or even malaria.
They keep hinging on underlying sicknesses, but in Nigeria who does not have one issue or the other? Even hunger, HBP and stress of daily living in this country are enough underlying causes.
So covid19 is something we should really take seriously.

Politics / Re: Okowa Pays Tribute To Dein Of Agbor At 43 by IME1: 1:42pm On Jun 28, 2020
kiss
Happy birthday his royal highness
May people not forget your story
May you live long
May you reign well
May your people experience progress and peace
And we all live long in health and righteousness, amen

Politics / Re: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Dies At 70 - Independent.ng by IME1: 8:43pm On Jun 25, 2020
Sad day for the Ajimobis and their in laws Ganduje and the one building a university along the express
I'm sorry to hear about his demise I actually shouted.
The same pain I felt for Abba Kyari.

Though many bad things are said about these people,
we should stop to ask what's the faith of
someone who steals one naira and another who steals one trillion naira?

What would your end be?
Are we to rejoice at the death of people.

When Abacha died I remember I was silent that evening when the news filtered, but I could hear serious jubilation even from far. Sadly these were people's husbands and fathers, loved by their own. They have been said to have also caused hurt and pain to other people's husbands and fathers but is that what we are now?
Do me I do you?
Pray for enemies to die?

Mr Constituted Authority,
whenever we drive Aleshiloye we must remember you,
whenever we enter Ajimoso buses we must remember you,
whenever we visit Agodi gardens we must remember you,
Whenever we drive along Bodija to Gate we must remember you.
You came at a time when we were seen chaos under Alao Akala
But you came and made people for your work and not work for your people
You put the development of the state ahead of the people
Forgetting that it was the people who put you there and are therefore beneficiaries of anything you have to your legacy.

I pray for your wife and children.
I pray politicians learn from this deeply.
I pray we remain humble, never wish death on others and prepare for our own passing.
More so I pray for peace

Rest well, rest in peace by the mercy of God, sun re oh cry

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Politics / Re: Ndume Stands As Surety For Abdul-rasheed Maina by IME1: 4:29pm On Jun 23, 2020
angry see his strong face. They will still address him as "Distinguished Senator" representing the good people of. ..

I don't know if Maina is innocent but I know his matter reeks of corruption, sabotage and lies upon lies

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Career / Re: Police Rescue 600 Kano Workers Locked For 3 Months In Rice Factory by IME1: 4:22pm On Jun 23, 2020
femmoy:
this isn't new,come to igbesa in ogun state and see how the chinese treat our people. It shall never be well wit the spoilers of this country.

And we have NLC TUC Labour minister oh and awon bloggers
Career / Re: Police Rescue 600 Kano Workers Locked For 3 Months In Rice Factory by IME1: 4:19pm On Jun 23, 2020
600 men could not take out cheesy grin the few top management
Just quoting a friend oh saying oh
Family / Re: Happy Father's Day To All Men by IME1: 2:08pm On Jun 21, 2020
cheesy

Crime / Re: Autopsy Reveals Uwa Was Raped As A Virgin - Edo Attorney General by IME1: 10:26am On Jun 20, 2020
pretydiva:


God bless you for this write up. I know of a 31 years old virgin. There are still virgins today

Amen and God bless you too
undecided my sister have a blessed weekend bo
Crime / Re: Autopsy Reveals Uwa Was Raped As A Virgin - Edo Attorney General by IME1: 9:25am On Jun 20, 2020
ogbonti:



you think everyone is promiscuous as you are?

Don't bother mentioning him, him na Bini abi Edo boy, shaming his own people on public forum, shame
Crime / Re: Autopsy Reveals Uwa Was Raped As A Virgin - Edo Attorney General by IME1: 9:22am On Jun 20, 2020
teemotee:
If fornication is a sin in the sight of the Lord, why does he watch virgins get raped and does nothing about angryIf fornication is a sin in the sight of the Lord, why does he watch virgins get raped and does nothing about

Are you questioning God?
Can you even stand if He were to appear and answer you?
Fear God.

Can you ask your father why he caned you
Or ask your mum why she didn't buy you all the toys you wanted as a child

God is Omniscient and all the wickedness in the world have their consequences so don't join them so you won't experience the consequences of His wrath and judgments.

Children of God who experience persecution and hate crimes are never abandoned by God

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Crime / Re: Autopsy Reveals Uwa Was Raped As A Virgin - Edo Attorney General by IME1: 9:18am On Jun 20, 2020
Shedrack777:
at her age? no! i won't and don't believe she's a virgin

You've grown up in the wrong place and with the wrong mindsets
For your info there are even guys who are virgins in their 30s
Delete that perception

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Crime / Re: Autopsy Reveals Uwa Was Raped As A Virgin - Edo Attorney General by IME1: 9:17am On Jun 20, 2020
francis5051:
oga shut up u have disvirgined so many cheap girls thinking dah u have done so much doesn't mean there is no more virgins in the land

You no wonder with that comment,
It's disgusting how people thinking it's just jokes to say Edo girls are prostitutes!
That hell no that they are no virgins in Benin? That's among the worst forms of racial, tribal and gender slurs.
I don't join people to say that ALL northerners are almajiris or all Easterners are money lovers or all Westerners are ritualists.
These mindsets and statements are foul and ignorant and wicked and insensitive and low. They are no jokes or casual talks. They are deep and have consequences. Stop it angry

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Crime / Re: Autopsy Reveals Uwa Was Raped As A Virgin - Edo Attorney General by IME1: 8:54am On Jun 20, 2020
cry it was so unkind how people believed and spread the wicked news that she was pregnant and killed for that.
People fear God oh.
I was talking with a woman about it and she was talking as though she was with Uwa and the man on the supposed day of conception and on the day of the planning of the assassination.
Women love yourselves, her bases was that 'you can't find a virgin at 22' and then I gave up knowing that people don't believe in good any more. I know and believe that there are virgins at 30 waiting for marriage. I believe people can be innocent of the wrong done to them.
Till the full investigation is carried out for Uwa, I still believe in her innocence

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Politics / Re: Christopher Ogiehor Murdered! Matthew Iduoriyekemwen Father-in-law Killed In Edo by IME1: 8:14pm On Jun 18, 2020
Slymonster:
Edo has been on the news negatively,from robbery to bad things. The police that are suppose to be working on intelligence, all they do is stop cars of young people and extorts. They don't care about their main purpose.

Imagine 80years old man. Smh..
Security under obaseki is zero

I said this to my friend yesterday
Her sister works in Benin
It's sad
Sad and bad news coming from there lately.
Unless if it's just the media that's making it seem so oh
I think Edo people should organise prayers whether they are based there or not
I wish them well

Celebrities / Re: Dan Foster Dies Of COVID-19 Disease - Independent.ng by IME1: 7:51pm On Jun 18, 2020
Dan Foster was a great man and God knows best.
I followed him whenever I could on radio.
I attempted but never won any of his prizes but that's okay.
Never really understood what went down between him and Linda Ikeji, don't really care.
He made cool FM but I didn't follow him on Inspiration FM or Citi FM.

That said...

For the person above me guy or gal be encouraged by these verses
1 Peter 4:14 If ye be reproached for the name of Christ, happy are ye; for the spirit of glory and of God resteth upon you: on their part he is evil spoken of, but on your part he is glorified.
4:15 But let none of you suffer as a murderer, or as a thief, or as an evildoer, or as a busybody in other men's matters.
4:16 Yet if any man suffer as a Christian, let him not be ashamed; but let him glorify God on this behalf.
While studying my Bible I was led to you to encourage you and others like you who preach in love and not out of hate and "judgmentalism." The book of Peter tells us to be gentle while answering questions of our faith and replying castigations on our faith. I noticed many people mentioned you to castigate you, I don't know why?
It shows many people get irritated by truth, kind words and talks about God, eternal life, repentance and Christianity.


But my people,
Why is the disbelief hell an issue?

As in, who cares?

If you are making heaven your destination and encouraging your loved ones and strangers on the way to live heaven bound, that is, as children of God simpliciter why should you care about who's going to hell, who's in hell or if there is a hell? Should you know anyone in hell? I wish not. I pray for corrupt politicians and bad leaders, I pray for prostitutes and armed robbers, I pray for the backsliders and the heretics, in fact I pray for all those who the Bible says are other meant for heaven but hell because they are alive, and still have hope.
Ezekiel 18 is so instructive for everyone- Christians and non-Christians, it gives hope!
There is hope, I believe in God, I believe Jesus Christ is the Son of God and there is no salvation outside of Him.

But do I wish people hell? No. I wish all to come to repentance and accept Jesus, and those who have died in Christ truly enter heaven.
But will everyone go to heaven, sadly no.
So why should anyone be indifferent about hell or not try to avoid anything that has to do with hell?
Hell is no joke and Heaven is real, it's worth it and it's free, Jesus has paid the price.

When I had to go to Sokoto, I was enquiring how I would get a night bus, but I was told that my sister (of blessed memory) had already bought me a Virgin Nigeria flight ticket, fully paid! So all I did was to waltz to the airport terminal and take my seat! Simply, no questions asked, no extra payment. But I did my part, I went to the airport and joined the right queue.

So why do people see salvation in Jesus Christ as being too simplistic, complicated, hard, impossible, as a fable, or a lie, as one out of many among Kristna, Buddha, African TR and others

Friends be encouraged today to kneel where you are and sincerely, completely, humbly and finally (without turning back the next hour, or after 2 weeks or 13 years) ask Jesus to come into your life, forgive your sins, wash you clean, make you a new creation, give you a new heart, and be reborn in Christ. In Jesus there is hope of glory and a promise of the crown of life for those who believed, not for those who don't.

I never sat for any medical class so imagine if UI or UNN or ABU or Uniben awards me with an MBBS what will you say? Did I ask to be a Dr? Do I deserve it? What do I know of medicine?
So in heaven you'll see Jesus and ask Him Who is He when you never acknowledged Him on earth. Or you'll not know the roles of Abraham, Peter, Paul, Rahab, Samson and all those remembered in Hebrews 13, or their stories?
My dear I no know wetin be scapular abi nebulizer? Even ventilator I never see or infusion pump?

Heaven is for prepared people, don't get the mercy of God twisted with His judgment

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Travel / Re: Aviation Agencies Begin Relocation To Abuja by IME1: 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2020
undecided and how long has Abj been federal capital

Politics / Re: Plot To ‘Bring Back’ Obaseki To APC Thickens by IME1: 2:01pm On Jun 18, 2020
grin I laugh in Japanese


Secondus: Chief Obas , Bros is on the line. He is not happy.

Obas: Oga Wike good afternoon . You see...

Wike: Bia Obaseki. I don't like this thing. They told me you are like this. But I decided to trust you . How can you be playing us like football like this? Are we now waiters and waitresses?

Obas: No it's not like that . You see eh. I am trying to remove their roof before I leave.

Wike: Please please please dont tell me that. Is it me you are teaching politics. You are standing us up, keeping us waiting and you are telling me stories. Please..

Obas: Bros dont be angry. I cant lie to you , you have been nice to me. Honestly I discussed the idea with Waziri. He said I should set fire there before I.....

Secondus : Chief Obas please leave that aside. Oga is not happy . He likes straightforward people. What oga wants to know now is when you are making the announcement. This is not a boys quarter party.

Wike : Look chairman you have to do your job. People are now calling us secondhand party. The last time, you people went and borrowed someone from them , that man from Adamawa. I told you, you didnt listen. Now you have brought this man. And the man is making us look like fools.

Obas: Your excellency please give me a little time. I have given you my word. I will move. I just want to ...

Wike: Come chairman , if this man doesn't move this evening I will not allow him move again. This is not right. He cant keep a party waiting . This is not AA. What impression is he creating in the minds of people. He thinks we dont know the game he is paying.

Secondus: Oga I understand. Let's give him till Friday.

Wike : No. You dont understand . He is using us.So if he goes back to APC on Friday what will you tell voters in Benin. To vote Obaseki? What kind of nonsense is this?

Secondus : Chief Obas , you see. You know I told you to make it snappy. You see what you have caused. My oga is now shouting on me. You are using us like okrika

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Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects States’ Plan On Unilateral Takeover Of Discos by IME1: 1:47pm On Jun 18, 2020
lipsrsealed
three buckets of immediate, short-term and long-term solutions

I thought a very "intelligent" man said solving the power problem in Nigeria is not rocket science?

Please those of you who know him, kindly send him 3 solidly made buckets, maybe okplast or GP plast or eleganza plast

Even Elon Musk and Sir Brownson have conquered rocket science

Meanwhile dear supporters of backwardness your tariff will be increased for no reason and with no improvement come July 1st.
Also those of you living in estates using independent power please swerve away, those in Bonny, Maiduguri and other places enjoying 24 hours light, no comments from you oh if I... for those in a bubble because they have 16 or 18 hours, don't trust any Disco oh, that bubble go soon burst ask PHEDC and JEDC

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