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Religion / Re: Bishop Benenoch Is Divorcing His Wife For Spiritual Reasons by Insanity(m): 10:51pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Laff wan make me divorce my wife...ROTFLMFAO!!! 3 Likes
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Career / Re: Structural Engineering Forum : Lets Get Talking by Insanity(m): 7:04pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
nedu2000: Rarely mix? i doubt that...offshore construction and platform designs are done by structural engineers. U should subscribe to oil and gas journals from rigzone, oilcareers and oilgrads to get deeper knowledge of how diverse that industry is. Don't limit structural engineers to this country alone, try countries like canada where you see a vast resource of oil sand, even geotechnical engineers are very much involved in the oil and gas industry, talk more of structural engineers. Oil and gas industry is very diverse, each region deals with so many issues, places like austin , houston, alaska, north darkota...a wide range of disciplines are needed like geoengineering etc as a structural engineer, you can also work as a construction superintendant/supervisor/manager/eengineer depending on youя experience and youя knowledge of the rudiments involved. >Peace 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Three Of 10 Men Are Not Fathers Of Their ‘kids’, Says DNA Expert by Insanity(m): 10:27am On Oct 01, 2012 |
slimyem: i'm going to try swing this around some other likelihood.... Of course, you are right. But the woman kept the secret, so the man didn't know he has a child somewhere. Maybe, she wanted to protect her marriage or whatever her reason might have been. You know, my aunt always say that only a woman know the true father to her child. Both the man and woman are always involved but for a man to know he's the father of a child in another family and still keep it a secret is a different story. The question is ' did the otherman know he's the father of the child? This sh.it scares the hell outta me! |
Politics / Re: Ojukwu's Siblings Give Bianca Quit Notice From His Residence by Insanity(m): 9:58am On Oct 01, 2012 |
alj harem: Berem and co, why not relax and be more open minded my listening to danka7777. It is daf.t to keep arguing blindly even when someone is trying to open your eyes, you rather remain blind. Ojukwu as far as history is concerned was a coward naive person. Quote me anywhere apart from you igbos that rather remain ignorant. It is sure mentality of self deceit that has made even groups like ijaws rubbish una. Learn to tell yourselves the truth, yes it is painful and a bitter pill but it is the truth. The rest is up to you. Danka7777 is always civil and polite with his comments, don't quote his name if you don't want to be constructive with facts. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by Insanity(m): 12:44pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
mkpologwu: You guyis has refusal to hansa my fefiraite kweshon, 'sex and ex'! u cant hav 'sex' without 's'... 'ex' |
TV/Movies / Re: Which Series/season Movies Will U Rank As The Best by Insanity(m): 8:38pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
1. One Tree Hill 2. 24 3. Fringe 4. Entourage 5. The OC 6. Grey's Anatomy 7. Melrose Place 8. Californication 9. Gossip Girl 10.Summerland |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CCC Africa??? by Insanity(m): 8:37pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
@no qualms i just got back from abuja, i went for d interview. We were just six in number. Ccc construction is d number 1 construction company in middle east with over $5billion revenue as of last year and 170000 employees. i've already replied ya question @naijahotjobs. Rite now We just waiting and hoping. Can't really say why they cancelled ya own interview bt i know God has a bigger plan for you. Keep on keeping on...We'll all get there |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: CCC Africa??? by Insanity(m): 8:36pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
@no qualms i just got back from abuja, i went for d interview. We were just six in number. Ccc construction is d number 1 construction company in middle east with over $5billion revenue as of last year and 170000 employees. i've already replied ya question @naijahotjobs. Rite now We just waiting and hoping. Can really say why they cancelled ya own interview bt i know God has a bigger plan for you. Keep on keeping on...We'll all get there |
Politics / Re: Naira Has Lost It's Value - CBN by Insanity(m): 4:38pm On Sep 03, 2012 |
Godman_n: Every one in this forum rejected this evil Policy. 99.999% of Nigerians reject it. But a tiny cabal want to impose it on all of us. How i wish We do this, chinese students are protesting rite now for changes made in their education curriculum. Its a pity, We accept any policy thrown at us that obviously wasn't made with good intention at heart. We've lost all hope of redemption and now waiting on God to save us, very funny, let's be realistic, We gotta fight for ourselves or forget about a good Nigeria. Its never gonna happen when We just sit and complain...how i wish another protest starts, We have so many reasons to march to do streets but as usual, 'All man for himself'. |
Romance / Re: Seducing A Lady. How? by Insanity(m): 12:48am On Sep 01, 2012 |
Billyonaire: Seduction is not applicable to men. Its female thing. Men woo...... and you know how. But if a certain guy at work place is using the cock technique instead of flaunting his plus factors and approaching you directly, He is not man enough. Seduction is applicable to both male and female. Seduction for men needs to be sleek and smooth. The lady should not know she's bin seduced till d deed has bin done. It takes time and patience. A lot of practice is needed, once she knows its seduction, the game is over, because she starts to be conscious of your actions, then you need to withdraw for a while and wait for your next chance...and so on. Its hard to elaborate if you are not already in d groove...patience is d key! i don't have d time anymore, got more important things in life rite now..paper trail, u know...time is money! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FOREVER Living Products Mobile Catalog Recruiting Staff;salary Higher Than Banks by Insanity(m): 9:08pm On Aug 31, 2012 |
lehsi: How did U apply for this sales position? i've sent an email titled 'recruit' with my name, city and country in the body of the mail to info@flpexperience.com as someone directed in this thread and am yet to receive any reply from them. Am i supposed to write a cover letter and submit my cv? 'Cuz based on what people are saying here, they got a reply barely minutes after sending the mail. Please, i need to know how you applied. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FOREVER Living Products Mobile Catalog Recruiting Staff;salary Higher Than Banks by Insanity(m): 12:02am On Aug 31, 2012 |
Estelle85: Well, all i have 2 say is dis. I've come 2 understand with experience dat sales people are d highest paid pple. Pkemmy no company wuld pay u if u dnt work. Lets stop being scared of pay base on commission. Commission makes u work harder bcs u knw dat ur pay is dependent on ur production. We are so lazy dt we want 2 sit in office doin notin, at month end we get a fixed salary. Meanwhile dat marketer in d same company wt u is earning mor dan u. Forever living is a reputable company, and believe me, their product is nt hard 2 sell. How do i start? Am in warri right now and i would love this as a part time job. Is their interview only in lagos? |
Career / Re: Construction Workers (Professionals, Aspirants And Practitioners) by Insanity(m): 8:40pm On Aug 29, 2012 |
google1: okay am in ..... Am a builder.. Presently working @ julius berger as site supervisor... Am a civl engineer with site supervision experience as an intern. How interesting is your work? As a site supervisor @julius berger, what's d work like? D challenges you face while on duty? How did you get your current job? Am currently looking for job as a site supervisor, so any advice you give will be helpful to me. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Career Opportunities, Now Open To Everyone by Insanity(m): 8:25pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
i didn't see any job category in d link...what are the categories to choose from? More info please |
Career / Re: Is It True People Pay To Get Jobs In Nigeria? by Insanity(m): 8:12pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
The market is extremely competitive and in a corrupt nation like ours, its more like 'survival of the ...' |
Career / Re: Is It True People Pay To Get Jobs In Nigeria? by Insanity(m): 8:11pm On Aug 17, 2012 |
The market is extremely competitive and in a corrupt nation like ours, its more like a survival of the ... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Seekers: What Jobs Can You Do? by Insanity(m): 9:22pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
Am a fresh Civil Engineering graduate with little experience as a site/construction engineer. i've worked in a dredging company as an assistant project engineer dealing with oil well slot and access dredging. I can work in any Civil/structural or Engineering firm, construction or consulting firm as a constrcution engineer/supervisor/superintendent. i can also work in a dredging company. i supervise site/construction works and liaise with consultants and contractors on project related issues. Am currently in warri but i can still relocate to any location, local or international. Thanks. |
Career / Re: Civil Engineering: Aspirants And Practitioners by Insanity(m): 8:22pm On Aug 16, 2012 |
sholah: Hello all, From IT to construction, i am speechless, what a country, and without any experience what so ever while so many Civil Engineering graduates are still searching for job placements. *smh. Well, going to your request, its gonna be hard for you i have to say. You need to have a very strong foundation in Engineering maths and advance physics to even understand the formulars and equations you will see in any of those Structural Engineering books. i'll suggest Design of Reinforced Concrete Structures by Oyenuga Vol 2. Its really good and has examples of building plans and design calculations at the last pages. Goodluck wif that. 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why People Dont Get Jobs by Insanity(m): 8:32pm On Aug 13, 2012 |
@OP What of this; 'To obtain a position in an organization with construction knowledge, high mechanical aptitude and commitment to safety, where i make effective contributions individually or within a team.' Note- applying to a construction firm. |
Celebrities / Re: Your "Goodbye" Or "Welcome Back" Message To Goldie. . . by Insanity(m): 10:41am On Jul 17, 2012 |
kandiikane: Ignore me ...We cool bro. Be safe Peace! |
Celebrities / Re: Your "Goodbye" Or "Welcome Back" Message To Goldie. . . by Insanity(m): 8:48am On Jul 17, 2012 |
kandiikane: Hey, I don't care who she phucks or falls in love with. Really? Chill? i should be telling you that, aint you the one all over her affairs...don't have time for this... Peace! |
Celebrities / Re: Your "Goodbye" Or "Welcome Back" Message To Goldie. . . by Insanity(m): 1:30am On Jul 17, 2012 |
kandiikane: Haha! Dats low!! Was dat meant to b funny or an insult? Which ever..! Live ya life n let her live her own...i mean, she made a bad decision..what's d big deal? Tell me who doesn't... *thinking* i guess , only you! *smh* bleeping twats! |
Career / Re: Can I Make It With, B.eng In Civil Engr by Insanity(m): 2:12pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Structuralsolutions have online oil and gas platform design, pile design, tall building design, HSE, project management and some others...google them...you'll get more info from there. Goodluck Peace! |
Celebrities / Re: Your "Goodbye" Or "Welcome Back" Message To Goldie. . . by Insanity(m): 1:30pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
@all bashing Goldie Let the girl be jooor! That's why its called 'music industry',its a fcukin business. You don't expect what you see in her videos to be her real self. What do you have to say 'bout Rihanna then? After her 'hard' video and the infamous 'beat' by chris brown. FYI, most celebs i know have a low self esteem. You can't control who you fall for and only she can decide what is best for her, even if its the wrong one, its still her decision to make. You won't buy her album anymore? Good for you.. Once she's able to release a good music, it will sell! #stopHating, its exhausting, don't you think so? 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is Online Job Application A Waste Of Time? by Insanity(m): 1:05pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
MLS12: . That's great. Subsea7 is a very good MNC..which site did he submit his resume at? Rigzone? Oilcareers? Oilgrads? I have my resume in those sites though am just a fresh graduate with little or no experience in the oil industry. Am still hoping to hear from one those companies one day, but for now, i want to pay for my resume to be appraised, i guess the possibility of them calling me will increase if my little experience is been showcased in a professional format. Please , help me with any other site u feel has a good recruiter/jobseeker networking ratio. |
Career / Re: Can I Make It With, B.eng In Civil Engr by Insanity(m): 11:25pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
That's not a good question to ask. You can be successful in whatever you do if you are hard working, zealous etc., doesn't matter which degree you got in school. As a civil Engineer, you have to decide which career path you want. Can you design with the latest softwares; AutoCaD, SACs, STAADpro, PDMS etc. A Civil Engineer has options of industries to venture into, you can decide to be on youя own, a freelancer, design reinforced concrete structures, steel structures with youя AutoCAD for clients and get paid. If you want to be in the petroleum industry, you need SACs, STAADpro, PDMS, HYSYS etc all these are design softwares that most of the companies use for oil and gas designs, plant design,offshore platforms. Which specialization in Civil Engineering did you major in? Geotechnical, Structural, Transport,Enviromental resources or water resources? Decide on which one you have a passion for and very strong in, start now to know about the industry its very relevant to, because that's how you know the skills you need to acquire. i hope that was helpful to the question you asked? Am a Civil Engineer like you, just finished my service year and am loving the petroleum industry. Right now, i am onto skill acquisition, i want to learn PDMS, P&id pipeline process design, if am lucky enough, SACs and STAADpro.All these softwares are quite costly to learn but there are some low priced online design training you can subscribe to,i know of some that are ok. Nigerian schools don't train you on these, you have to be determined enough to know what you want and go for it. Gear up bro, the journey just started. Peace! 1 Like |
Career / Re: Total Oil And Gas Workers by Insanity(m): 6:09pm On Jul 10, 2012 |
Thanks kay-dee, i appreciate! n if you know of any other good school for engineering geology in US and Canada, let me know d school. Once again, THANKS! |
Career / Re: Total Oil And Gas Workers by Insanity(m): 2:01pm On Jul 08, 2012 |
Insanity: Hey peeps, Please guys, i need ur advice on this...thanks as i await Uя reply |
Career / Re: Total Oil And Gas Workers by Insanity(m): 5:06pm On Jul 01, 2012 |
Hey peeps, i've finally decided on the schools for my post graduate studies... Geotech Engineering-Texas A&M Geotech Eng- U texas Austin Geological science and Engineering- Colorado school of Mines. What do U guys think? i pray one of those will admit me. Someone jst told me that Texas A&M hardly admit international students...i doubt that bt i just wanna confirm so dat i don't waste d application fee. What of Delf University netherland? Heard its a very good sch for engineering. Am also thinking of switching to Petroleum Engineering MEng @ University of Tulsa..please judging from the fact that i did Civil Eng B.Eng..is that a good career move..i need you guys that are more experienced in this to advice me. |
Politics / Re: Cultists Kill Seven In Enugu by Insanity(m): 12:18pm On Jun 19, 2012 |
[/b][b] woodcook:[b][/b] He , obviously, wasn't! Scumbaggs!! Dead strong man... |
Career / Re: Total Oil And Gas Workers by Insanity(m): 12:08pm On Jun 06, 2012 |
tanimola22:Thanks |
Career / Re: Total Oil And Gas Workers by Insanity(m): 11:24am On Jun 06, 2012 |
Insanity: This thread has been an eye opener for me. Thanks to all that contributed and are still doing a tremendous work here @T22 i need your advice on the above post. i also need to know more on IFP...don't mind my ignorance but i'll like to know what it means, their prerequistes for entry, do they offer M.Eng Geotechnical Eng.,it seems to be a very good school.what's their minimum CGPA for entry, do i really need to be fluent in french to get entry 'cuz from ya previous posts, its a french institution. Please reply T22 thanks. |
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