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Career / Re: Subsea, Mud, Reservoir, Pipeline, Petroleum, Drilling Engineers & Supervisors Zone by Insanity(m): 5:10pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
leki2: I need sincere advise on these decisions I am about to take. I intend to study Msc in Subsea Engineering in a Uk university, although the money involve is huge, i'm stil trusting that funds will be made available. Which training school are you talking of? Is it IBC academy? 'Cuz i'll like to know more about their certificate courses. |
Career / Re: CCNA And Autoad by Insanity(m): 4:59pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
Amb Phils: U я in Lagos, u shld check out Ken Technologies @ ikotun. Am doing ma P&id, PDMS rite nw there,i did my autoCAD 2D3D wif him too. He's okay. @Colour ME. i hail bros, i will send you ma questions via emial later on the StaadPro, SACs, Autodesk robot structural analysis issue. i've bin abit busy dats why u've not heard frm me. Keep up wif the blog, u got a follower o |
Career / Re: Career In The Oil & Gas Industry by Insanity(m): 4:45pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
haffikem: yes the james.i am also a fresh graduate and intending to venture into the oil industry.i studied elect/comp eng. I dont kwn if there is a certification concerning computing in relation to the oil industry ? As an electtrical engr, u should be godd with ya design softwares like P&id etc |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancies At Halliburton In Port Harcourt by Insanity(m): 8:15pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
I wanted to apply but didn't see the entry level operation vacancies. I've been trying to apply for the past few days but my adobe flash fvked me up, now am up and running and i can't see the vacancies where i use to see them. When is the deadline for the submission of the application? it seems they've stopped accepting applications. |
Politics / Re: FG Okays N2.2bn Party, Events Hall For Aso Villa by Insanity(m): 3:06pm On Nov 29, 2012 |
Israelmossaic: Banquet hall causing uproar. But let's be objective about this. Who wouldn't give Villa a facelift if elected as president? All facilities in the Villa must reflect new realities. Let's be fair, N2b isn't too much for us to be fighting over. Case closed The only OPEC country with no full capacity working refinery and you are here saying ,'N2b isn't too much for us to be fighting over'. N2b to construct a new hall when the old one is still functional, why don't they renovate the old one to meet their so called international standard. Direct the funds to the construction of a refinery that will have a major impact in our economy and still employ >20000 people. Well, (in GEJ's voice),"i don't give a damn". Absolute Rubbish. |
Career / Re: Civil Engrs In D House by Insanity(m): 8:27pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Colour ME: One more thing, autocad is only good for drafting 2D. The 3D modeling in autocad is NOT flexible and can be chunky. Can't deform curves to higher degrees. i got youя email id. You'll get a mail frm me soonest. i just visited ya blog, quite interesting and awesome i have to say. i was already looking forward to meeting you till i got the info that you are not based in Lagos. Sad news. Youя designs are very diverse and dynamic, I have a lot to learn. Most firms request for proficiency in StaadPro, that's why i was leaning towards that earlier. What are youя views on that? Secondly, am a Civil Engr that want to venture into FEED (front end engineering design) in the oil and gas industry viz subsea, pipeline, platform designs. Which design programs would you advise me to learn? How did you start? i mean, youя blog is just soo interesting with all those designs, modeling with , if not, all the design softwares i've heard of + soo many that i didn't know existed. The building designs is what i'll love to learn personally for the freelance project i've been planning to start. Let me stop here with the questions 'cuz i can go on and on...will ask more via email. Thanks a million. |
Career / Re: Civil Engrs In D House by Insanity(m): 4:17pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Colour ME: You made a wise choice by choosing Autodesk Robot. Your ability to design and analyze structures must be enhanced within few weeks. thank me later. Okay. i need youя email to contact you. Am in lagos right now for my auotcad 2D 3D, p&id, PDMS training. |
Career / Re: Civil Engrs In D House by Insanity(m): 9:45am On Nov 23, 2012 |
Colour ME: Go for Autodesk Robot or Tekla structures. I never fancy StaadPro. Autodesk Robot Structural Analysis it is then. Can i deal with the software on my own? Or should i get a tutor for the basics? U have a link for me to download it? Or i should just buy n install via PC software dealers? just give me ya views. Thanks a lot for the info. |
Career / Re: Civil Engrs In D House by Insanity(m): 8:53am On Nov 23, 2012 |
Colour ME: Autodesk software and StaadPRO, which one is more flexible for a beginner to use? 'Cuz i want to learn any of the structural analysis softwares. |
Career / Re: Civil Engrs In D House by Insanity(m): 5:15pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
ajayioluwatobi: God bless u It means you should place 1 high tensile 'Y' steel bar, 20mm, with the serial no '05' (refer to the structural drawing for the serial no) + 2 'Y' steel bars, 16mm, with the serial no '04' and bind for shear reinforcement with 25, 2 to 1, 10mm mild steel bar, spacing 240mm center to center. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Juventus Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 20th November 2012 by Insanity(m): 8:44am On Nov 21, 2012 |
Freiburger: That's a wrong analysis, bro. If Juve draw with sharktar, you are on level points, that's if you win ya match with d other team, 10 each abi? UEFA no b fifa world cup o, nothing like goal difference, they check youя head to head record, chelsea drew with juve @ stamford bridge and lost @ juve, so chelse out! Nothing is on chelsea at this moment, it all depends on juve - shaktar scoreline. |
Career / Re: Civil Engrs In D House by Insanity(m): 7:03am On Nov 21, 2012 |
ajayioluwatobi: thanks. How will you calculate and know the numbers of bars needed for a slab It depends on the slab span, that's if its a one way or two way slab, one way means you will be designing the bars in one direction ( bottom reinforcements) and two ways slab, you will be designing for both the top and bottom reinforcements ie x and y direction. You have to determine the type of slab for you to know the formular standards to use in youя design. What's the span of the slab you want to design? Length and width? If the sum of the dimensions divided by two is <4.5m (one way slab) you design for only the bottom reinforcements but if its >4.5m (two way slab) you design for both the top and bottom reinforcements. There are so many other factors to consider in structural designs, so you need to be extra careful with the number and spacing, c/c, of bars you use, it must be from youя design that you get the figures, not by guessing. |
Career / Re: Civil Engrs In D House by Insanity(m): 8:48pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
ajayioluwatobi: Nice. I dont know may be am permited to post in this thread, am a building tech student @ unilag presently in 300l, i will like to know more of reading rebars from the plan and placing of each specified bars at it passions. Asap. Am guessing 'reinforcement steel bars' is wht you meant by 'rebars', in building structural design drawings, the members are categorized grid like, where you have eg column B2, this means column on the intersept of grid B and grid 2. This is how i illustrate the members on my structure for easy interpretation. So, you should refer to the structural drawing not the building plan for better understanding and interpretation. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: INEC Recruitment 2012 by Insanity(m): 11:50pm On Nov 19, 2012 |
gentlegg: Sorryooo, no insults. Please na only job seekers full nairaland? That's a stupid question to ask. Its called the job section, just like going to the mosque and saying, 'Sorryooo, no insults. Please na only muslims full dis mosque?' Just tell me you were joking 'cuz that's a very dumb question...wow! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Lady More Intelligent Than You? by Insanity(m): 8:54pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
J12: Dude, you b olodo?? He was jus tryna tell you how intelligent she is...lmao! Wow!! Smh!!! |
Career / Re: Eight Things Remarkably Successful People Do by Insanity(m): 4:18pm On Nov 11, 2012 |
-Be VERY Smart. -Knowledge of how money works. -Fixed focus. -Read! Read!! Read!!! Those are the roadmaps i follow...define your destination and choose the right map. Imagine trying to locate Lekki with the map of Abuja... 1 Like |
Career / Re: How To Become An Hot Cake In The Job Market With/without Oversea Masters!!!! by Insanity(m): 8:20pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
@poster That's just the fact. i always knew the skill is the most important factor in this ever competitive market. i just missed a very good opportunity with a mutli national engineering firm 'cuz i don't have the skills required, that was like an eye opener that i needed to be proactive. Am a fresh gaduate of civil engrng and will be starting my autoCAD, p&id, autoplant training by monday. i will like to know the engineering training school you attended in lagos, it will be of great help to me in my quest to acquire skills. >Peace |
Romance / Re: What's With Men And Their 'Cheating Nature'? by Insanity(m): 11:00pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
Ezeufi: Just look at other species and you will get your answer why we will always cheat. Ang if your man doesn't cheat its only because you are the only option he can do. Bro, mind how you think, it has a lot to do with who you are...with youя thinking going in that direction, imagine how dysfunctional ya fanily will be. i know that's a bit harsh, direct and blunt but is that the mentality you would like to implant in ya kids? This argument swings in both direction, i don't think any gender is the victim here, the only victim is the spouse cheated on. I see rich dudes shagging gurls every where and undergrad gurls shagging numerous married men. i've seen gurls dating 3 men just to keep their options open and shagging their boyfriends till the wedding day, very sad , some even get pregnant and push it on the hubby that he's the father. i've seen men shagging 2 sisters and their mom, smoothly and they never found out, his gf is not among the 3. Its really sad but no gender particularly is the victim. Just pray you я never a victim, married or not. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Okorocha Knocks Out Nude Clubs In Imo by Insanity(m): 12:07am On Nov 02, 2012 |
bamto: Hahaha! Very funny!! But you can allow youя brother to be making millions through scams abi? Well, what have you to say if stri.pping is the job that gets her through college? The former is illegal while the later isn't. Mind you, there is a big difference btw stri.pping and prostitution. You under-rate the power of a paradigm shift. Look at it this way, assuming a man, let's call him 'Mr A' is a serial rapist that gets charged to court for raping youя sister (forgive my assumed victim, its just based on youя context), mr A hires a very good lawyer 'lawyer A'. Mr A gets acquitted on grounds of no solid evidence against him, not guilty, that's the question you would love to ask Lawyer A, 'what if that was youя sister that got raped?', meaning, he shouldn't be defending a rapist. But Lawyer A was just doing his job, his work is to defend the rapist. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Okorocha Knocks Out Nude Clubs In Imo by Insanity(m): 9:48pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
bamto: Hideout for criminals? Really? So, you are saying in essence that if ceasars palace @las vegas happens to be regularly visited by criminals, they should close it down? Wow! Your inability to do youя job as a police officer should not be to my own detriment, in this case, the club owner. The only thing the club owner can do as a good citizen is to assist the police which ever way he can, not by you closing down his business. FYI, stri.p clubs are visited by all, bankers, lawyers, doctors, pastors, even priests, and you are here making it seem as if the only customers are criminals. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Okorocha Knocks Out Nude Clubs In Imo by Insanity(m): 9:15pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
NAIRALANDAKPU: Stop this ranting!! What is wrong is wrong don't you have an iota of morality in you? Its morally wrong to sit and watch ladies prance about naked all in the name of making a living! Most of them have been in that business for yrs! Don't you think they could have made enough money to go do something respectable or less degrading? its just greed to make money the easy way that's keeping this girls there not because they can't find something decent to do aside stripping, its a good move from the governor I must say. What are you saying? Wow! U need a paradigm shift. Those stri.p clubs n hotels employed @least 25 workers. In an era that other countries are trying soo hard to boost their employment rate, a country like nigeria with no known data of the unemployment rate in their country due to lack of facilities, infrastructure and corruption is closing down businesses on the base of immorality. Very sad. Okorocha should enact policies that will boost employment rate not scoring cheap politics and massaging your 'moral' minds. Bunch of hypocrites! FYI, those strippers are just working, they are trying to make an honesst living. They are not prostitutes, you don't touch them, they might even be living a more decent life than you outside thier work place. We have a very long way to go with leaders that think like this. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Former Big Brother Stars Barbz And Zainab Are Now A LESBIAN COUPLE (PICS) by Insanity(m): 11:25am On Oct 31, 2012 |
free2ryhme: what do U mean? Dats not a gud question 2 ask...u have d right to make your own choice and decisions, they've dat too. Let dem be |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Reading Vs Arsenal - Capital One Cup (5 - 7) On 30th October 2012 by Insanity(m): 12:17am On Oct 31, 2012 |
iRep the Crest! Up the shooting team!! #Arsenal!!! >Peace.
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Politics / Re: PHCN Finally Privatised, NCP Announces Results Of Bids by Insanity(m): 8:26am On Oct 30, 2012 |
Massive boost to the economy if this move is finally completed. Fingers crossed... |
Music/Radio / Re: Sade Or Adele: Whose Music Do You Prefer? by Insanity(m): 9:07pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Joe Batters: Its like comparing a Legendary ICON to a rising star, an O.G to a novice,a field marshal to a recruite, a professor emeritus 2 a gud 100L student, a shrub to a rain forest, a breeze to a C6 tornado, a drizzle to a 5.0 hurricane, a swimming pool to an Ocean..*i can go on n on* Bob marley 2 shaggy, Tupac 2 rick ross, Fela 2 Labaja, Micheal Jackson 2 Chris brown..Sade has influenced numerous artist(includin Adele). Once Adele can stand the ULTIMATE TEST of TIME den u can start comparing. 1000+ Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Sade Or Adele: Whose Music Do You Prefer? by Insanity(m): 9:00pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
EyesWideOpen: U believe? Hmmm...dude, the list of talents gone sore is endless, do you know what timeless is? i takes more than talent to inspire a generation. |
Music/Radio / Re: Sade Or Adele: Whose Music Do You Prefer? by Insanity(m): 2:06pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
What!! Dumb thread...just like comparing Nas and Wiz khalifa...Sade! Sade!! Sade!!! U need to hear to believe...timeless....15years from now, U can then compare both, not now, adele is just a rising star. How can U compare a legend to a rising star...only in niaraland |
Career / Re: Why Don't Nigerians Like Using E-commerce? by Insanity(m): 1:07pm On Oct 13, 2012 |
Aliexpress.com is a really good site for online purchase. They have a very good discount rate, refund, and buyers rate sellers so you can easily deal with sellers with good rating. You can also chat with the sellers to describe what you really want. You can easily select the mode of delivery that is best for you and you will will be told if the buyer cannot deliver to youя location. Cool site! |
Phones / Re: Samsung-Galaxy Nexus Ban Overturned In US by Insanity(m): 7:05am On Oct 13, 2012 |
e-herbal: 1000+ dislikes! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Revenue Mobilisation Recruitment by Insanity(m): 8:28am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Go to their main site and check...i just checked , they are currently not recruiting, that's what i saw there. |
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