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lool funny u

I stumbled on this picture in my Uncle's house, and then he asked me to guess who was standing beside him. I suppose the person should be his friend. I mention all the names of his friends I knew and couldn't have guessed better. To my suprise he eventually told me that was the Ooni of Ife standing beside him and further narrated their joint experiences back in Secondary school, Loyola College, Ibadan.
Moral: Don't undermine anyone, the person standing beside you could go on to become "ori apesin" like yorubas will say meaning: A great person...My uncle on(Middle row 2nd right) Ooni(Middle row third right) Mid 80's

Gbam Gbammer Gbammest
u'r on point jare my guy.

the op dull nobe small, Shey anybody need babalawo to tell say d guy dey straff him babe.
babes sef dey look face befor dem lie sha, d babe don see am lik dat befor she lie dah kain cheap lie

Whr dem see ds tribal bigot! is dat d best ur brain can do? na ppl like u go dey yabb Buhari

guy u spoke my mind. and ds is d absolute truth ppl doesn't want to hear Esp babes wit d substitute part. whereas dey are wired to easily get carried away. D babe dt cnt fall victim hav nt bn created. hence, as a guy, I repeat, as a guy just like u rightly said. one must av substitute wen dealin wit women OR NEVA TAK DEM TOO SERIOS N NEVA GO OUT OF UR WAY TO GET ANYTIN DONE FOR DEM

Well said, plus he should send the anonymous text asap before its too late to get the facts. hopefully the uncle will be tactical enough to handle the issue.

Also, cheating doesn't mean a marriage must end. it all depends on how people can come out of it coz the other party myt nor be a saint as well. Becos truly a man cheating vs a woman cheating. cheating is cheating.

olaglamour:
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dante300:
Thank u so much..God bless.

Lool, you are blessing sum1 dat says wat u wanted to hear.. wateva happend to ppl dat had told u she has a hidden agenda...And that's d problem with most of we human being. we don't like to hear the truth...My own truth is Bros, at 35 anytin u cant control, jus let go of it for sumtin u can control to suffice....peace

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Odunlade Adekola is from Moba Local Government

Otun Ekiti


in

EKITI STATE

get your facts right.



Loool replace him with Mike Adenuga

this especially applies to ladies: u all hiding under d cover of pride n forgiveness, when the actual truth is u had an option wch made u see no need to continue wit ur ex....wud u condemn ur only shoe if u haven't got anoda? or in fairness a potential shoe. Let's be sincere mehn n stop usin pride n forgiveness as an escape route for our conscious decision

no offence if u had broken up with d guy n not pick his call, but if a babe wouldn't pick her bfs call for 2weeks n claimed such guy to stl be her bf, she's either seein sum1 else or she won't make a responsible wife...

women like you is the reason why some men nearly kills their wife with beatin... you really have guts! Damn u! ur ex stl calls you and u not ashamed to say that! married woman my foot!

your husband get mumu patience nobe small

dem neva born any woman try am with my relative let alone myself.

Y u no kuku go join ur types dey do runz gals. radarada!

what a nonsense generation person dey sef

spot on

your comments shows how inexperienced u are..its not a crime tho.
but I'll tell you for free the kind of lady&attitude the op described in d writeup has no remedy...

and the earlier u knw that years spent in a relatnshp, shud not be a hideout for scandal n emotional judgement the better it is.

nice advice frm u to d op, but I bet talkin to her is a waste of time, cheating is a psychological problem, deres no rsn for it coz no one can be perfect, thefirst guy to comment has said it all. HE SHUD FREE THE BABE N HER FAMILY JOIN SEF
In my opinion, stupidity is lovin sum1 who doesn't even care if u do. enuf said.

I understand ur plight, i'v seen army a number of times abused and molested the public, police are guilty of d same too. however in the subject topic, I tink the DPO overreact, and wen ppl over react, it doesn't often turn out well...both police n army are jointly a disgrace to the nation with the subject behaviour tho

reminds me of my uni days wen a guy called me to leav his GF, innocent me was suprised as to y i shud receive such a call, bur thankfully the guy mentioned d babe's name, mehn I didn't evn tel d babe anytin, I just didn't pick her call anymore, in my final year den, trust me if u av to receive such a call coz of a babe, it's enuf warning sign she's not worth it....i do tell my babes b4 we go ahead n date to gv details of hidden threatenin issues coz such a call cud make me stop bein wit a babe, coz i bliv if a person doesn't walk in d path of dirts, he or she wud not be dirty

YourMain:
And also fact.
Black women are ranked the most educated by race and gender.
And also I'm black and I speak 5 languages beating your " superior white man".

and the five languages are? ps: u dnt knw hwmny languages the white man speaks.

misspicy:
well i asked her this and her reply is that they didnt get intimate before marriage...am lost for words

i'm suprised u wasting ur precious time trying 2 lobby for advice on behalf of your foolish frend that doesn't know wat she desires...ur frend doesn't knw d difrence btw husband n bf...foolishness is wen u get married n start complaining wen u had d whole time in d world to be sure uv made a ryt choice in d aspect she mentioned. I CALLED HER FOOLISH COZ IT'S UNIMAGINABLE SHEGOT MARRIED TO HIM IN D 1STPLACE. ds ur frend will see happily married couples n start 2 wish...forgettin dat if dey had been foolish like she was n she is...dey wudnt be happily married. my advice is 4u, stop wasting ur time lobbyin advice for obviosly foolish ppl lik ur frend

Jollybabs:
Money is nt d issue bt love, caring nd understanding. I Appreciate an intelligent man. God fearing. Jovial nd must be calming. Highly romantic. Huge nd good looking,

yes, until hunger throws love out through the window lool

IamLEGEND1:
intelligence
& good sense of humor
na the only things you go see for here.
when all you do is kill guys vibe with that "Kk", "aiiiiitt"," Brb".
and some girls, their case is so bad "k" is beginning to creep into their actual spoken language.

i won't agree to this xcept u'r joking
Bur anywchway
it all dpends on how u carry urself bro, an average guy can prevent falling victim of ur quotes from babes.
Nobe by force na

y shud u love a gal Dts in love with another man in the first place

DiegoNakel:
Bro am feeling you!!! You just said it all

Y in d first place wud u continue to disturb a babe that had repeatedly told u she has a bf, wen nobe say dem don fight...put urslf in d bf shoes na, u knw wetin d guy don pass tru jus 2 make it workout wit d babe, and u wan con do smartguy...baba, yrs ago, I almost got lynched disturbin babe who has a bf....DONT TRY IT WITH SUM BOYS N u need to outgrow ds fast n lern hw to free babes who repeatedly says dey got guy...

gamaliel121:
Love my assss...keep on trying. If she leaves him for you, then she'll leave you for another real nigga too...
Open ya eyes nigga...
Look for your own and leave another niggas girl for him....

nice1, most sensible response i'v read on this thread...mixture of reality and sincere opinion....alot other ppl jus pass comments with there brain inside dere pockets perhaps...

lookandlaff:
I'm amazed at those who can't see through fashola. His eloquence seems to dazzle some people. He is a lawyer and as a good lawyer, obviously his SAN wasn't bought. He dazzled and skillfully evaded the question put before him. What kind of excuse is I don't sign cheques? Do you have to sign cheques to embezzle money? Did GEJ sign Cheques? Did Abacha sign cheques? Did Diazani sign cheques? The question was is it true you spent amounts in excess of the going rate for Websites and boreholes? As the smart lawyer that he is, he evaded the question and bamboozled most of you. if under your watch as a chief executive inflated amounts are spent on procuring items you are either culpable or incompetent. The importance of the question put before him is if under your watch N70m was spent on a website, how do we know you will get value for us as a minister and not approve inflated contracts but sadly we missed an opportunity.

Please dont be dazzled, lagos has money to spend more than any other state but in many areas considering value for money, lagos actually does qquite badly, the quality of roads they build for instance. I was in Ibadan and I was amazed at the quality of the roads built by Ajimobi, same in Abeokuta. If I were a senator I would have asked of fashola; if you are made minister for works can we expect that you will build better roads than the lekki express way which has no foresight by not having flyovers and is already riddled with potholes and all the other roads that keep failing? Secondly considering the hapharzaed nature of development/ lack of town planning, indiscriminate licensing of business premises with total disregard to impact on traffic/town planning in lagos, what makes you the right person for that ministry?

For me Kemi adeosun and Kachikwu were the stars!

u'r on point bro, one drop of water in lagos n heavy traffic all over the places.

non-quality road and poor maintenance

I can't understand the hype really coz Lagos should be doing better.

Dahveydson:
He drove from France to belgium, sometimes have facts before you spill ignorance.

He's pompous? After 13 years of service to Nigeria, he's pompus? Nigerians are quite funny.


One serves his country for 13 years, loses one's mother, comes to the team and he's disgracefully stripped of his captainship and you say he's pompus. Mr Humility I greet you.

Well said but I still don't think that's enough reason for over 160million Nigerians should bow for him.

he lost captaincy? And so? sum1 lost it to Messi, ronaldo, to mention a few. did we ever hear the case of sum1 leaving camp? the problem of most of us in Nigeria is that we believe it's only us and should be all about us. we don't accept time and change.

he lost his mother. RIP to the dead but a lot av lost there mothers Including me. that shoudnt be an excuse for indiscipline.

he played for 13years, and so? was he playing for free. was he not playing at the expense of others who can be better @ the goalpost.

moral lesson: Nobody is indispensable.

wasak:
For two days now she has not been replying my messages. Irony of life, a phone I bought for her

quit talking to her bro, ur integrity is on the line already. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE CONDEMNS DERE ONLY SHOE IS WEN DEY AV GOTTEN ANODA ONE, let her be if she wants you she will come for you. WE HUMANS KNW WEN WE ARE NOT DOING THE RIGHT TIN. however, if she eventually comes beggin, dnt take tinz too serious in ur heart again. just act neutral n play along while u search for someone better N decide who's worth keeping btw dem on the long run..

nationwide1:
No matter your political affiliation, If you don't see the sense in Fayose's assertion, then you need mental state examination.

Y not? he can decide not to see sense in it. it's no rocket science n we all entitled to our personal opinion about anything whatsover. for me, Fayose should not even be on dat governorship seat let alone ranting aimlessly like an idiot if not for the past incompetent govt dat condoned thieves

Gaborone:
SonofEl, your last post was a good read.

But then, I'm worried by your use of words: "put her in her place.. ", " humbled her"... what's all that about? And it raises a welter of questions.

Are you sure that's not the 'breaking' I was talking about earlier? Why can't a man meet a rich intelligent woman, and just flow with her, and not make any attempts to make her feel like her wealth and intelligence is something she should be apologizing for? Why cant he just hear the opposing view of his medical student of a girlfriend, without interpreting it to mean she is trying to supersede him because he read food and nutrition? W hy cant he just enjoy an intelligent discuss with her, without interpreting it to mean she is 'showing herself'. Why can't her just befriend and love her, give her a chance to let him know who she really is, before judging her as proud and insubordinate?

Why does he have to 'humble' her? What does that even mean?

If you ve followed this thread carefully&understood wat warrants the ilustration he made, or perhaps if you are a man, or if you ve had to deal with egolistic ladies, I tink you would have understood the guy better instead of writing this epistle just to spite him...One of the tinzz dt makes a man a man is how he manages the opposite sex..And so far he's or he was in the shoes, he's been doin wat exactly he tot is needed to manage the feminine&is been working for him...so U should be the one not to exaggerate. peace
NB>IF you are a lady, u myt stl argue abt my comments, but men has very little or zero tendency to argue abt this simple stuff

This is not the time to blame the parents, situations like this can prove wiser than anyone...the Nanny must have faked personality to the core like a nun for them to entrust their kids in her hands on the first day...but if truly they got the Nanny from OLX mehn it's really difficult to understand the reason why

olu77:
I knew it will come to this. 5m for each child. What a sad world we live in.

I pray the children are not hurt. The entire team of kidnappers deserve to rot in the worst prison available.

dey dserv death by hanging. people are indeed callous