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Godofbj:
Whenever i fućk my babe doggy she always complains about pains and tells me to use another style, but i just cant give up doggy my girlfriend has a thick big ass thats just looks and fells great when i fućk it doggy and paint her insides. She is the only woman I've ever been with in all my life who has complained about pains during doggy. Please has anyone here ever experienced this with a woman before and if you have what did you do to stop the pains thanks for your advice.

That babe has infection otherwise the pain isn’t normal. Tell her to use antibiotics for 5days to treat infection if no changes after then she should visit the hospital for consultation and tests

askings:
Sir/Ma,
Please we just got married recently. She is a non teaching staff at unilag. she told me she would coming home only Saturday night. She said her reason is transportation fair.
I told her how would a lady stay out home for almost a week. And now she already away for a week now.

Please I need to hear your advice before I start taking drastic actions. Thanks

Where do you guys stay? Let’s examine the distance in fairness before we give advice

nwaezeemmanuel:
This comment sounds so predatory

Lols but that’s the harsh reality

thunderfirebubu:
I get it now, I just hope they don't bring up stories now that they have to a winner.

No they can’t coz he didn’t repeat any exact to twice and so the chances of voiding any of the tickets is zero. I know coz I’ve read their rules alot. If they make any funny move he will sue dem and dey will even pay more

Odingo1:
My engaged girl 25 years old always threaten to get a side man that will be given her enough money. If her money finish if don’t give her money she start threatening.Is it wise to proceed with the marriage or Jappa. Scared of this altitude but in love and have gone far.Me 29 years.

It is not wise sir. She’s Obviously only in the relationship for money. And the one thing gals like this can offer is sex. Free the girl but keeping fucking her and giving her the token u can afford while u hunt for babes that are serious minded. Engaging a gal doesn’t mean u can’t disengage her. I know people that disengaged silly babes like this and are thankful for it in d end. YOU DESERVE better!

thunderfirebubu:
I thought their limit used to be 50 million? Or have they adjusted their policy?

The limit is per ticket payout and none of the tickets exceeds 50m. So he’ll get his money but with a payment plan he’ll have to agree with bet9ja coz they won’t pay 914m at once. Trust me 914m is nothing to bet9ja as a company and its owner. They owner is a multi billionaire

NeeKlaus:
Lol, there's no 100% spec. In marriage and dating, you must always compromise. It's impossible to see someone that ticks all the boxes you require in a partner. I mean, every single box.

There must always be a "comma" and that's where compromise comes in.

Have you ever seen any couple that are 100% perfect for each other?

You get sense bro, this is what I’ve been saying since. Infact most times one only get partners that ticks half of the boxes or sometimes less.
I’m sure this lady here doesn’t know that most of her fellow ladies do not marry their spec but rather someone that is ready, but she might not know coz ladies only mostly lie to theirselves.
SPECS are not what sustains marriage. Three things that sustains marriage are Character, Forgiveness and FINANCIAL stability.

Powermind:
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The people who are your spec are married or already taken. You were busy doing shakara in your mid 20s while the sharp minded girls were already getting hold of their man. At this age, you're still finding spec? Spec kee u dia

Spec doesn’t sustain marriage and I think unmarried people needs to know this. Character, forgiveness and financial stability are the three things that sustains a marriage ooo I don talk my own if dem like make dem hear

Anyiiii:
do you want me to be unhappy in my marriage?

I’m married for 2years aunty and I can tell you for free that my wife is extremely beautiful with nice body. I don’t know u but with due respect the best u can do is to match my wife in terms of beauty and body. u can’t beat her! If ure in doubt share ur whatsapp details I’ll send u pictures to see. BUT guess what, being each others spec isn’t what keeps a marriage going on the long-run BUT character, character, character thrice, perseverance, forgiveness and FINANCIAL STABILITY. Any serious and happily married person will tell u the same!

HeRulesMen:
They are not your spec right? Last time I checked, dangote cement is just N2500/bag. Why not buy two bags and mould a man of your spec?

My brother I have asked her to tell us her spec. Let’s even give her the benefit of doubt whether she’s serious or not. Her response on her spec will provide clarity

Anyiiii:
We are in the month of November. I'm still not married. A close female friend of mine will be getting married in December. Two of my close friends got married this year too. I'm feeling depressed right now. Nothing interests me. My decoder is subscribed and I can't watch TV. I have food but I'm not hungry. I have money but I'm not happy. Who says money is happiness? Some men are coming my way but they are not my spec. I'm very beautiful and look so younger than my age. So stop imagining the looks of an old Lady. Why can't I find the man of my dreams? Please you people should pray for me. Is there any good luck herb that you can recommend for me to get my husband? Thanks

What’s your spec?

FahBuLous:
you can actually start a POS Business with 50k?

Yes u can.

Vikkoh:
Don't!!
I heard most guys do fake transfer to the POS agent and then collect real money them run away.
She should think of something else.

every business is prone to fraud. All she needs to do is ensure she debits all customers directly from their atm cards..she doesn’t have to take transfer, infact transfer to her defeats the purpose of the business except from very familiar people.

FahBuLous:
What kind of business can she start with 50k..?

P0S transfer and withdrawal business.
In a good location those people make alot of money. She just need someone that has a shop or store around to tag along with.

Prophylactic:
I have one currently, she persuades me to crazy, she even said let me get her pregnant that we will survive, but I can't put myself under such pressure, since she mentioned that I have never had sex with her... I look for other holes that will not put me in trouble and insect my pen1s there to save myself some headache

���� You be clown aswear but ya right mehn, having a child nobe beans mehn, I have a child and I can testify to this. Na every day something my child needs they finish and I am glad to provide but wouldn’t have been easy if I wasn’t capable. Another part is the emotional and physical availability for ur child which for me outweighs finance especially if one is the always busy n hustling type like the average Naija guy. In view of this, I have told my wife we’re having just 2kids and thankfully I married my friend and gee not an idiot.

zuby4real10:
She was so desperate to the extent that even if she wants to give or collect something from me she has to kneel small. Always calling me her husband. She is more than 100% nice and submissive.she is the only lady that I have ever see that didn't wait for her man to introduce her to his family. I don't even know how she got my mum's number nd start communicating with her. I single handed sponsored her 3 years NCE education. From the comments I am seen here on nairaland is as if as I am the only man that sponsored a lady's education with out regrets uptil date. My only problem with this lady is that she and her family are so poor to the extent that they see me as their meal ticket, as if as am the best thing that ever happens to them. I thinked about the liability of marrying this girl and her family own I run. Uptil now the lady is still waiting and begging for me to come back. She is always asking what she did wrong. I beg I no fit kill myself, love and loyalty alone can not sustain a marriage cos they can't pay bills.

Same here, I walked out of a relationship with a perceived good girl I actually also deflowered due to present and forseen financial burden which I am certain will still make her cheat as I cannot keep up, especially being a distance relationship. E no worth am abeg! But truth be told, it takes a alot of courage to do this. The only woman worthy to spend on at the expense of your dreams should be one’s wife mehn. Until then any girl financial responsibility na for her parents abeg, they should have a plan when birthing her!

thesilentman:
I'm mad right now at all my fellow men.
I just wanna know, what's the gain there?

Recently I almost couldn't believe my ears when SHE (yeah, my capital letters She; my wife) told me that our landlord wooed her. Even told her to quit the house - cleaning schedule for her own daughter.

Imagine! Am looking at his back right now and I feel like stabbing him from behind. Bleep! all.

Some men are big time scumbags.
Imagine, marriage that's not even up to a month. Imagine that bastard.

Sure, am moving house by month-end.
Bleep all Randy men!

Did your wife give him so much audience to have such conversation with her?

Puss111:
so what's your advice? I no like anything "marketing"

Life is all about challenges however reality is reality. You could take up the job and see how it goes while you’re job hunting for your preference.

It’s ab Insurance company marketing role interview. I didn’t get the invite but i know it.

Nomorelove:
Hello everyone, I'm a 24 year old guy and there is this nice lady I met two months back and ever since then, I've really been happy. Truth is we aren't in a relationship yet but have spoken about our feelings for each other.

I really planned on settling down with her and likewise her but something happened today that got me in a state of dilemma. So she had to talk to her ex because of something really important and all of a sudden, she told me she still has feelings for him deep down and talking to him after a year of breakup has brought it all back and hopes that they'll be together someday... I was like "Am I dreaming?" (I said that within me).

She went on and on and I immediately started shaking like literally. I couldn't speak for a while and she noticed nothing at all. I'm really dumbfounded right now. Her ex was even the one that broke up with her... Why are girls really confused these days? She has told me countless times about how she feels towards me so I have no idea why this is happening all of a sudden.

I think it'll be in my best interest to cut of all ties with her because I can't face what has happened and I'll be hurting myself by deciding to remain friends with her. What do I do?

Critics are most welcome

Simple Bruh. Keep fucking her while you look for a serios gal, provided ure serios too. Otherwise just continue catching fun with her only..

Fmlao:
Yea, you are right

Just that a lot of folks can't have the patience to cum in the fore play without penetrating.

Most ladies can't wait that long sef. Once they are high, they will put ur D inside the wet P

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Localchampion:
I'm really confused about my boyfriend if hes worthy of getting married to.
We are in a long distant relationship, we hardly see, sometimes thrice in a year, but I believe the reason we are still together is because its a distant relationship, as each time I go to Enugu to greet him and stay for 2weeks, my love for him is always reduced.
So much this time around, we haven't seen for a year, and I had something important to do in Enugu, so I decided to stay in his place and use the opportunity to greet him. The first 4days, we were totally fine with each other, as I was busy with doing the stuff I came to do. Meanwhile, I didn't spend his money, as I came with my money and give him money to buy me food, so for the first 3days he was the one buying the cooked foods we ate, but I would give him 1k. Naturally, I don't eat outside, nor do I eat junks, but because he said he doesn't have money, I just pitied him and did not mention the fact that he should get foodstuffs, I don't want him to start feeling bad that he has no money plus I was even busy, remember I came for a purpose. And I don't use it as attitudes for him, I'm a very happy enduring lady.

Now after the fourth day that I finished the program I originally came for, I lost my money, about 150,000, truth is when I'm sad, im usually harsher, and would not talk much, would become exessively quiet, because if I talk, I may start to cry, this is when problem started between us, he acted unconcerned about my predicament, I just ignored him, trying to see how I can get back my money. And the truth is, if I get the money, I will surely give him part of the money, there's no time I will make money and not give him. So for like two days, I was in depression due to my money, I didnt sweep, I was just sighning, and not cheerful to him, the next day afterwards, was when he bursted, and started talking
1. He said I'm useless to him
2. He compared me with other people's girlfriend, how they take care of their boyfriend, how they cook for them, cook extremely homey food for them.
3. He said his friends couldn't visit him because I'm in his house, and thus hes missing because the fact that I'm in his house I'm useless, not doing anything for him, and yet his friends couldn't come.
4. He said his cousins girl did this and that.
5. He said I'm talking of marriage, he said what is he marrying, he said when I'm not even showing any readiness bla bla bla
6. He said I should look at his house, does it look like a girl is there, he said his friend told him that since I'm around now, his cheeks would become bigger, and in his mind, he knew he would only grow thinner.
7. He said I should leave his house first thing tomorrow morning, since I'm not useful.
8. He said at this point, hes confused, if i want to break up, I should just let him know, because what is the point of our stay together
He said just too many hurtful things and those are the ones I could remember.
I was able to record some of those things, so I can relisten to them later. But he collected my phone and deleted all I recorded.

All through, I was just quiet and smiling because I don't even know where to start replying him and he was very serious, his face was in a fight mood, I don't wanna talk because I really don't like problems or fight. Then later, he said I must say something, he seized my phone, and almost made me loose a deal.

I just kept quiet, later when I started talking, he denied having said USELESS, something he mentioned more than twice and apologized swiftly.

All his accusations were wrong because the reason I didn't cook is because he has no single food at home and hes the one always complaining he has no money, so I just taught that, I wouldn't make my stay to disrupt his life, he knew I hate eating outside, and the fact that we buy food is something I am enduring, because the foods makes me nauseated each time I eat them. He knows how much i cook for him when he comes visiting me, I will cook several things, what I can't even eat myself due to financial problems, I am the one always fighting him to cook that Junks are unhealthy. But just because I was pitying him, I didn't bring up the idea of cooking, he accused me of being useless, he said I'm the one to bring up the idea as a girlfriend, bla bla bla.

Later that day, I brought the idea and he gave me 5k to the market, I cooked and did everything. I didn't buy a single food I could eat (I don't eat pasters), because the money isn't enough, so I just bought foods he likes and made a nice sauce. His friend came visiting, I packed foods for her and did normal. His friend called him to relate how I treated her, this is when my boyfriend started filling extremely happy, and thanking God for meeting me, saying nice things.

Since then, he has been saying stuffs of how much he's been gifted to have me bla bla bla, to me, whatever I have for him has greatly reduced, because I don't know the Essence of the relationship, because to him, its a roleship, where I must do my roles and if I miss, he won't even think why could I have missed it, if its intentionally, was it because I'm sad, the next thing he would be saying is if we should break up or not. Now, this is someone I never compared with anyone, I don't even compare people, I just do normal to him, like I will do to a brother, plan for him, etc, yet he compares me all the time and wants me to live like the other average girls that are using iphones.

I told him yesterday that since he wants a roleship, he would also man up, and for the first time in our 5years relationship, I started behaving like the normal girls, I asked him for money to make my hair, he doesn't have, I asked him for money for cream, he doesn't have and he has been angry because I told him I don't care whether he has money or not, since I must do my roles, he should also do his roles, and for the first time I also compared him and told him what men are doing for their girls.

He has been frowning and sad since I said those words to him, because they are deep, I just served him exactly what he did to me. I'm not happy, I'm doing that to him, I'm even sad I'm telling him all these because this is not me. I'm still going to make him realize how useless he is in my life, absolutely useless, and that is the truth, since he sees our relationship as a role one, then hes useless.

I can't marry him like this, God forbids, someone who can't endure due to the situation of things and understand, and he wants me to understand his own and endure for him, its not just possible for me, and he's good at talking, abusing, bullying, etc. Hes the one that will tell me to snap pictures for him, I will tell him I don't have clothes, he will say ''Go and Buy now'', He will bully me with my hair and compare it with that of other girls. He wasn't broke before the lockdown, but I didn't collect money from him because I want him to achieve and grow with the money, so that by the time we get married, he would be financially very okay.

Please should I marry this kind of Man? I really don't know why I should because it seems his happiness towards me, his affection and romance is dependent on fulfilling ROLES in his head.

But seriously you could have used the time spent typing all these to cook for real. You could have suggested buying foodstuffs to him. So ure not without fault too.

As for the guy, he’s an entitled idiot. I see a relationship founded on what you as a lady can offer and nothing from him, except ure purposely ignoring his good side, coz women ehn una sabi make men look useless. If you’re right anyways then this is a wrong relationship. Evrybody deserv the same energy they put in a relationship in return

ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

Your condition is not harsh, ladies that behave like that to you despite your support doesn’t deserve any iota of respect! Most Ladies function better under harsh conditions! Trust me I have met alot of them and I deal accordingly! Shey dem say dem dey mad abi. The best you can do for them as an alternative is continue straffing that idiot called your girl, but never visit them again! And never support her elder sister again!

Oluromantic:
Lemme be frank with you bro as man to man. The bolded is your jackpot for life. Never let go of it. To say the truth, looking at her pics alone, she looks really peaceful. I'm a PhD aspirant and a xtain. My fiancee is just a OND holder and a Muslim. Why? Bcus of all the very beautiful girls i have some of which have masters, none is as peaceful as her. Honestly I feel peace of mind like a river around her unlike the other ones and I plan to sponsor her bsc thru direct entry. We've been together for 3 yrs and i didn't propose cus I was looking for someone better. Instead I saw better wahala and future troubles waiting to enter as wives before they explode. So I strongly advice you to choose peace over beauty and appearance.

Ignore those girl-posters above me. All they know as women is Love love love. They talk of love like... If you love her, you will just choose her straight away without considering the future or all those things you're listed above. Many things comes to the mind of a man when finding love and honestly you mentioned some of them. I've been in ur exact shoes too. I'm the only child of my mom and me n my half-siblings are not close. I need a girl who will take my mom as hers and physically take care of her at old age even if I provide the money. I love my mom so much. Not all girls understand that, especially the so called beautiful ones. So choose right bro.

You need a girl that will take your mum as hers- This is nice but u can’t force it coz some girls lost their mum at birth or too early and they don’t even knw how to take anybody’s mother as theirs and it isn’t a crime, it doesn’t mean she’s mean or bad. All she need to have for ur mum is respect.

You need a girl that will physically take care of your mum at old age- This isn’t the duty of any girl bro but a maid. U need to erase this OT ASAP

Hashimyussufamao:
Death Sentence For Blasphemy At Kano: A Perspective by O. G. Chukkol

I have been following arguments on social media for the past two days about the death sentence passed on one Yahaya Aminu Sheriff for blasphemy (insulting prophet Mohammed PBH) at Kano.

Let me make few observations here:

1. There is actually a Shariah Penal Code law in Kano state

2. The said Shariah Penal Code makes provision for offences and punishments recognized in Islam

3. The Shariah Penal Code Law prohibits blasphemy and a violator risks death sentence. See section section 382 thereof.

4. The Shariah Penal Code Law of Kano applies to Muslims only

5. The Shariah Penal Code Law of Kano does not apply to non Muslims. So a Christian or any other non Muslim cannot be prosecuted under the law except if he consents to it

6. Sheriff was tried and convicted under the Shariah Penal Code Law because he was a Muslim.

7. Sheriff has the right to appeal to a higher court for his conviction to be reviewed or set aside if the trial court was wrong.

8. Governor of Kano State has the final say on Sheriff's conviction. He can pardon Sheriff and allow him go free or change the punishment or sign death warrant for Sheriff to be executed/killed as ordered by court

9. A non Muslim who insults prophet Mohammed or commits any other form of blasphemy can at best be tried under the general Penal Code law for defamation or breach of public peace or any other related offence depending on exactly what the person says

In view of the foregoing, I will completely refrain from commenting on the appropriateness of death sentence for blasphemy because it is an Islamic injunction entrenched in a written law. Besides, I may not even be objective about it because I am not a Muslim, but a Christian. I will only end up pouring my sentiment in the guise of criticism. To me, is not even logical to use my religion to condemn another religion.

I submit further, for the purpose of emphasis, that the offence of blasphemy applies to Muslims only and they are in support of it. They are comfortable with it because their religion provides for it. I cannot take panadol for somebody's headache

Had it been the offence applies to non Muslims also, I would have immediately condemned it for being unconstitutional.

It should be noted that the Shariah Penal Code was enacted pursuant to section 38 of the constitution which provides for right to freedom of religion and sections 4 and 6 of the constitution which gives states power to make laws and also establish courts for themselves and also section 36(12) which provides that person can be convicted for an offence only if the said offence is defined in a written law with sanctions attached.

That is to say, the Supreme Law of the land has given them backing. They can practice their religion provided that a non Muslim shall not be affected

Let me drop my pen here. Everything I put down here is strictly my opinion and I may be wrong.

Greetings Ladies and gentlemen

Chukkol

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1905827216221167&id=100003817221624

Nigeria as a country is not ripe for the Federalism system of government we practice. This is what allows states creates nonsense qnd ridiculous laws. The State Govt is to be blamed not muslims or anyone. Nonetheless I believe senate and housereps should have constitutional power to abolish these laws, Lawyers in the house should please enlighten more about this.

Kongaone:
Hello romancelander.

A friend of mine dated this girl in 2012 for almost a year during his first job with a 100k salary. She was 21 while he was 23 years old then. She was in her final year and was receiving monthly allowance of 20k from her parents. Though she has accommodation in the hostel but she prefers staying with him in his apartment which was very close to her school. My guy was taking care of this girl whose entitlement mentality was so high. They were eating outside almost everyday as she couldn't cook then. He loved her so much and wouldn't mind marrying her thus he was footing all her bills and was sending very little home to his parents and siblings. This lady still complained that he was looking after his family more than he takes care of her needs.

In days when my guy was so broke she would never assist him even as a loan. She was so beautiful and intelligent that she was the dream of most guys on campus. At a point she called the relationship off stating that she wants to go back to her ex and my guy who was so tired of the relationship but never wanted to hurt her accepted in good fate.

As luck may have it he got a new job ssme year with double pay in Lagos. She later came back saying her calling for a quit was just a joke but my guy requested they just take a break and re evaluate the relationship. He left the town and moved to Lagos, they communicated for few months and lost communication. She deactivated her social media contacts and was no where to be found.

Fast forward to 2020, my guy (now 31) is married with twin boys and has properties and investment in Lagos with a salary of about half a million. He's now looking very fresh and handsome (na money be fine bobo). He placed his wife on 60k monthly allowance and opened a shop for her. Some months ago this his ex girlfriend chatted him that she's in Lagos and they met with their love almost rekindling. She now works in Lagos with 60k pay.

Now this lady (now 29) and still single is accusing my guy of not making much efforts to look for her while he was single. Said she regretted her past actions and has completely changed and felt she was the one married to him. She even said she can accept to be his second wife or his baby mama and won't marry any guy who is not like my guy (in terms of character, emotion and ofcourse money).

My guy has come to me for advise, pls if you are him what will you do? Matured minds pls.

Make you guy free her jare to avoid the unforeseen. Babes yapa everywhere

thesicilian:
Marriage is not easy. But some of us have tried everything possible to make it work. And have succeeded so far by God's grace.

Not easy bro.. Key is both parties must be willing to make it work, don’t overdo anything whatsoever except care and apologize when due

Oldoinyolengai:
Sure Bro....men and women could be identical but not equal.... sometimes it is better to challenge their desires and expectations. Nag around them as much as possible, for a jungle to have peace Lions have to ignore sheep's opinions.

Facts! I tell people even your wife don’t act too predictable and routine to her

sanesta:
So heart breaking

Most women only behave well when they have been dissapointed and let down many times, otherwise they are mostly ingrate, ruthless and unapologetic!

Bros, count your losses and move on. I know its hard to keep fucking a woman you love knowing nothing will come off if but if I were you I’ll keep fucking and stop spending on her while I get myself another babe.

You see, I know this is coming late but it never turns out well when you invest so much in a girl that you’re not married to.

I’m sure you will bounce back.

Oldoinyolengai:
Commiting to only one woman is kinda a risk taking enterprise.

Extremely risky. Most women only behave well when they have been dissapointed and let down many times, otherwise they are mostly ingrate, ruthless and unapologetic!

handsomeyitayo:
A married man who caught his wife cheating with his son (her stepson) nearly died after reading their WhatsApp conversation on his wife’s phone.

According to their conversation, it seems his son and his wife planned together to extort money from him by marrying him

The lady asked her stepson when they were going to get intimate again which suggests that it’s being going on for a long time.

What would you do if you were this man?[right][/right]

This is pathetic! I empathize with the man.
He should just disown both of them and publish it in the dailies while also seeking court injuction to restrain them from coming close to him! Period!