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Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Dead As Dunamis Church Collapses In Benue by InvertedHammer: 8:56pm On Oct 03, 2023
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All ye men of little faith!

The building was covered with the blood of Jesus.

Who needs beams, rods and cement when holy water will do the needful?

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AutosRe: Cheaper Cars For Nigerians As Dollar Crashes To N1000 To Naira by InvertedHammer: 5:50pm On Oct 03, 2023
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So $ trading at more than 100% its value post election against naira is considered a crash. Who would have thought that a day would come when N1000/$ will call for celebration? cool

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TravelRe: Why Do Most Wealthy Nigerians Prefer To Live In Nigeria Than To Relocate Abroad? by InvertedHammer: 1:40pm On Oct 03, 2023
essentialone:
Why do most wealthy Nigerians prefer to live in Nigeria than to relocate abroad permanently?
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If you mingle with the right clique in Nigeria, you will be wondering if it is the same Nigeria everyone is complaining about. It will cost wealthy people 100000x or more to live the same lifestyle abroad. Have you heard anyone in Nigeria earning in dollars complain? They keep quiet and enjoy their lives.

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RomanceRe: "When It Is Safer To Do Court Marriage As A Guy" by InvertedHammer: 1:34pm On Oct 03, 2023
ebubeson:
Some people may resist court marriage when it is presented to them. Some may prefer having a baby mama to having a court marriage.

When is it probably safer or fair to do court marriage as a guy?.

(1) When the lady you want to marry has loved you so much for long number of years; maybe from secondary school till your adulthood.
(2) When the lady is a virgin. In this case, she is giving you a costly gift in marriage.
(3) When the lady is richer than you, spends well and loves you a lot. When a lady is richer than you and has invested a lot in your life, you may not bother much giving her your wealth to enjoy when things clicks.
(4) When you are the one insisting on it. A lady not interested in court marriage may be kind of safe.
(5) When a lady is not money-conscious. If you have been with a lady for a long time, and you notice she is not having the love of money as a weak point, you may be safe.
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Does it mean that traditional or church wedding is not legally recognized?
I believe most people in Nigeria do it to avoid the expensive trad/church wedding or for japa purposes.

Court marriage is ok when both parties are rich or poor. If the equation is not balanced, don't go near a court unless you will be the beneficiary.

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PoliticsRe: London Court Orders Diezani To Wear Electronic Tag, Imposes Other Bail Condition by InvertedHammer: 10:15pm On Oct 02, 2023
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She miscalculated the Buhari's anti-corruption propaganda and fled Nigeria. She would have been a senator today like her looting comrades if she had stayed back in Nigeria.
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PoliticsRe: Atiku's Lawyers Receive Tinubu's Academic Records From Chicago State University by InvertedHammer: 9:59pm On Oct 02, 2023
PrinceOfLagos:
says a Tinubu supporter

You just really think that america judiciary is the type we have in Nigeria where our judges lie on oath

Atiku just received the academic report and the content will be made public soon so wait for it 😂
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They are not Tinubu's supporters but sadists. After all the economy dey touch them too.

Watch them closely. They will start posting account numbers here begging for help. What manner of supporters?

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AutosRe: Buy A Car And Pay In Monthly Installment Guide In Nigeria by InvertedHammer: 5:42pm On Oct 02, 2023
Carmartng:
Sponsored Post
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Crazy!

Imagine repossessing a Nigerian used car after 1 or 2 years on Nigerian roads. The offer shouldn't exceed 6 months payment plan.

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FashionRe: Piercing Of Men's Ear. What's Your Moral View On It? by InvertedHammer: 2:17pm On Oct 02, 2023
ecolime:
It's cool when celebrities like CR7, Chris Brown, P-Square, Osaze etc. have them but disgusting when the average Kunle & Emeka do.


*The hypocrisy of men*
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That's why you are Kunle and Emeka.

If CR7 buys a private jet, can you?

Until then, good luck looking useless as an average Joe.

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PoliticsRe: Indefinite Strike: NLC Set To Announce Suspension Of Indefinite Action by InvertedHammer: 11:37am On Oct 02, 2023
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The funny thing in all of these is that nobody is getting extra N25k. grin grin

Watch and see!

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PoliticsRe: What's The Usefulness Of A University Certificate In The Presidential Election by InvertedHammer: 11:31am On Oct 02, 2023
Saskay44:
Requirement for Nigeria election is an SSCE certificate. What happens if Tinubu is accused of forging his university certificate since its not a requirement.
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You answered your question.

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RomanceRe: UK Dating: 8 Differences Between White And Nigerian Women by InvertedHammer: 11:28am On Oct 02, 2023
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It is all about mindset.

A man who understands that love is for sale among Nigerians will live long with no heartbreaks. The first set of skills a young man should learn in Nigeria is how to guard his emotions and his bank accounts.

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Christianity EtcRe: Jimmy Odukoya, Tolu Odukoya-Ijogun Installed As Church Leaders by InvertedHammer: 2:12am On Oct 02, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Hmmm.

As a Disciple of Christ, I am an amateur on this brand of Pentecostalism where son and daughter replace their father and mother to take over the running of affairs, and the concept of Pentecostalism itself , I will patiently allow myself to be guided on this issue.

It's obvious that TREM may likely take same route when the Founder is advanced in age or goes to be with the Lord. Check my signature for free stuffs.
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He is heir and she is the heiress to the business.

Morons see church; the family sees business.

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PoliticsRe: US Judge, Nancy Maldonado, Orders CSU To Release Tinubu's Records On Monday by InvertedHammer:
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I told you that Jagaban exists only in a shithole guarded by girly men--men who hold no value to themselves.


Jagaban this, Jagaban that...only to be caged by a young lady Ms. Nancy grin grin The judgment was straight to the point without the usual grammatical insolence cum acrobatics by the empty-headed paralegals called judges in Nigeria.

Does that mean that the best man in Nigeria is inferior to a young lady in US? You bet. We are a nation of empty drums. We celebrate nonsense. You noticed that Tinubu didn't hire 100 lawyers to represent him as is done in Nigeria.

With just a stroke of pen, the young lady reduced some people's demigod called Tinubu to a mortal again. grin grin grin Power pass power.



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PoliticsRe: The US Court Proceedings On CSU: A National Embarrassment By Osita Chidoka by InvertedHammer: 8:38pm On Oct 01, 2023
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What the Tinubu case shows is that irrespective of class or education, many Nigerians are a shameless lot.
A country where thieves are "Honorables" and fraudster/scammers/drug kingpins are "Excellencies", what could go wrong?

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PoliticsRe: LASEPA Shuts Down Lennox Mall, Sailor Lounge, Etc For Environmental Pollution by InvertedHammer: 6:16pm On Oct 01, 2023
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If you like take Black people to heaven, one thing they cannot handle is Waste Management.

People litter as if they are doing others a favour.

Even when the people try, the government will fail in her responsibilities of moving the thrash.
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PoliticsRe: Nothing Will Come Out Of CSU Documents by InvertedHammer: 5:50pm On Oct 01, 2023
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It has little to do with the court--people already know that in Nigeria, it is judgment for sale.

The people would like to take a peak at the life of the man at the helm of affairs in the country since he chose to cloud his life in secrecy.

I don't think that it is too much to ask.

Some people see a President while the majority see a drug kingpin.

Either way, the economy is dealing the people the hand they deserve already. So who cares? Who dies first loses.

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PoliticsRe: Independence Day: Price Of Commodity In October 2022 Vs October 2023 by InvertedHammer: 5:44pm On Oct 01, 2023
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Any diasporan who invested funds in Nigeria in the last 3 years is in a total loss.

A land procured at N10m in 2020 must be valued at N24m today to break even.

The numbers may look right but that's one heck of a loss.

I can't wait for $ to reach N2000 per naira bc as it is, there is nothing to support naira in the deficit-running,
loan-dependent, non-productive, import-dependent shithole of a contraption inhabited by Neanderthals called Nigeria.

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Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses "Hate" Christian Songs But Sing Secular Songs? by InvertedHammer: 3:33pm On Oct 01, 2023
HISSCRIBE1995:
I noticed that the jehova witnesses around me usually feel uncomfortable when a christian song is been played but they are quick to dance and sing along to secular (even ungodly ) songs.
They seems not to like hearing a christian sermon but would prefer to listen to sermons from other faith (islam)

Now the question is - why do these people react this way but chose to be more positive to unchristian subject rather than christian subject of which they are already familiar with.
It is also a wonder that these people Choose not to be identified as Christians (please if I'm wrong with this assertions you can correct me)
I think these organizations need to be studied very well to see why they Choose to be the way they are (their doctrines, and differences in scriptures)

If you know anything about this group called jehova witnesses, or had experienced some of their reactions, please share so that the church and general public can know more about them and their beliefs without castigasting anyone.
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Every religious zealot is delusional one way or the other.
Why are there many Christian sects with each group believing the others are wrong? How come there are many Islamic sects believing that the others are not Muslims enough?
Throw in blackness into the equation and the result is violence.

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PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Declares Additional ₦‎25,000 Pay For Low-Grade Workers by InvertedHammer: 2:54pm On Oct 01, 2023
PigKILLERpromax:
AT

1000 a liter of Diesel
700 a liter of PMS
Rising inflation and worsening economy

THE INCREMENT IS USELESS, BECAUSE THE CURRENCY IS WEAK.


I used to think, you were an avid Osibanjo, supporter. Why the sudden switch to supporting the man that smashed your candidate? Does it mean, you guys are all available for the highest bidder?

Dignity is lost...so sad
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You are worried about the increment.

The affected workers are worried about payments.

You and I know that they ain't getting a kobo.

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PoliticsRe: Indefinite Strike: Radio, Television, Others To Shut Down by InvertedHammer: 3:49am On Oct 01, 2023
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The strike may not happen.

And if it happens, it won't reach Friday.

The FG will call NLC and TUC to the negotiation table and as usual, feed them with empty promises. NLC and TUC will gleefully call off the strike only to realize that they have been played again.

NLC forgets that Nigerians love suffering as long as it is not for just causes. What is happening in Nigeria should not be about fuel subsidy only. Everything has gone to the dogs.

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PoliticsRe: DSP Victoria David's ₦1M Samsung Phone, Luxury Watch Got People Talking (Pix by InvertedHammer: 8:20pm On Sep 30, 2023
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Bunch of hypocrites!

By virtue of proximity to power, a recharge card seller became a billionaire under Buhari.

By virtue of her position as the Secretary to IGP, she should have billions in gifts from people seeking favour from IGP.

This is Nigeria. This is our culture.

If she put out demand for the new iPhone 15 pro max today, more than 100 will line up before monday. A single, beautiful lady in her position in Nigeria is as stealth as a jet bomber. We are talking about Nigeria where poor people contribute money to buy gifts for phantom celebrities.

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PoliticsRe: Tribunal Dismisses Adebutu’s Petition For Referring To INEC Result As Purported by InvertedHammer: 6:45pm On Sep 30, 2023
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Election Petition Tribunals are not interested in evidence.

They are looking for reasons no matter how idiotic to dismiss a case once their palms have been greased. The word "purported" fits exactly the description of what INEC reported as election result. Did you fail to greet the judges? Case dismissed!

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PoliticsRe: Tinubu Did Not Sign His INEC Forms EC 13A & EC9 Forms - Gazette (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 7:15pm On Sep 29, 2023
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Certificate or not, the foreigners I know that brought up Nigeria in discussions had always concentrated on his heroin trafficking case.

Guilty or not, that's a big dent on him. How do you respond to the statement, "So I heard that your country elected a drug lord as a President". My only answer had been "He and his cabal rigged their way in and bribed the judiciary to protect him". I can't be explaining what I don't know. cool
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RomanceRe: What's Your Opinion About Splitting Bills With Your Partner? by InvertedHammer: 3:16pm On Sep 29, 2023
advanceDNA:
Let them all go and look for billionaires to marry and leave men that are managing and earning a decent living for themselves.... grin

The day I read a female here say "why will I help my husband pay our child's school fees, did I force him to get me pregnant"..... That's when I knew some women are not meant for marriage.... Some don't just have the team-playing mentality even if they earn 300billion naira per day
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Your expenditures are another person's income.
Why would a woman be working and earning money only to waste it on mundane materials while the husband is left to bear the burden of the whole family? I believe it is an ego problem on the man's part and idiocy on the woman's end.

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RomanceRe: What's Your Opinion About Splitting Bills With Your Partner? by InvertedHammer: 2:25pm On Sep 29, 2023
labake1:
According to the UK nurse's statements, a man who is not capable of taking care of his family, shouldn't get married. I think this controversy started because of Kie kie's interview.
Bills splitting can be 50/50, 60/40, 70/30, I think all this depends on the financial strength of a man.

My opinion is, just like the nurse said, a man should be capable before getting married even if your wife will assist you, it should be little. A wife should help her husband out if he has financial challenges and husband that have financial challenges shouldn't just sit back and watch their wife do things. Try and do little things till you stand firm.

What's your opinion about splitting bills with your partner?
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No need to split bills. Women are helpless and must be pampered even when they earn as much. Some people pretend to be wondering why there are more widows than widowers. cool

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BusinessRe: Floating Naira: Importers Abandon Tokunbo Cars At Seaport by InvertedHammer: 1:57am On Sep 29, 2023
Efewestern:
I'm one of those who still believe it makes zero sense to take loan from China and build railways. That's not our priority at the moment. We need to get things working. As it is, nothing works.

The pressure on the naira is just too much. Fuel importation alone drains more than half of what we earn selling raw crude. We can tap into the oil industry and flood the African markets with our products. Ghana shouldn't be importing fuel from India when there's Nigeria.

The naira will continue to fall until we take the pain and sort out and can be sorted out locally. For now, we can only hope Dangote stays true to his promise of getting that refinery working, that's the only way we can stabilise the naira a little bit.
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The solution to Nigerian problems need political will and common sense but our armchair online economists will beg to differ. Nigeria can refine and corner the whole African market which is a lot. But because there is no political will, corrupt politicians and their cronies are making billions importing refined version of what we export in this 2023/24.

Ask the ones supporting the floating of naira, you will realize that they are mere echo-chambers who have no iota idea of what they are supporting. A patriotic Nigerian who is willing to throw away borrowed Economics and focus on Nigeria can fix many of the major issues in less than 2 years. The woman selling garri at Alaba Rago doesn't need an Economics degree from Harvard to understand the concept of Demand and Supply. Such local sense is what Nigeria needs now instead of trying to be more white than the Caucasians.

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PoliticsRe: Inflation Was Lower When CBN Governors Were Economists by InvertedHammer: 11:08pm On Sep 28, 2023
VeeVeeMyLuv:
Past 4 US federal Reserve Chairmen

Alan Greenspan, Ben Bernake, Janet Yellen and now Jerome Powell all American Economist!

Make we just dey play, dey play, dey playoooooo....
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Jerome Powell is an economist but US economy is struggling as well with high inflation. Right now he is still fighting inflation with raising interest rate. Ben Bernanke instituted Quantitative Easing. US was in recession in 2008 and another economist was the Fed Chairman.
What will be will be.
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BusinessRe: Floating Naira: Importers Abandon Tokunbo Cars At Seaport by InvertedHammer: 11:02pm On Sep 28, 2023
NSNO:
I don't support Tinubu but floating the naira and removing subsidy was the best thing to do.
Alot of Nigerians don't understand how bad our economy is, they think its just to build roads and start farming etc.
Nigeria's economy needs a complete overhaul and the measures taken yet are just the beginning.
More hardship is on the way but like the saying the darkest hour is just before dawn, Nigeria's dawn is almost here, we just have to endure the darkness a little longer.
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You know nothing!

Countries like Switzerland, Japan, China, etc are notorious for intervention in their forex. The big news this week is that all eyes are on Bank of Japan because of Yen weakness. Now imagine a country like Nigeria that’s running on voodoo economy. USA as big as it is still offers subsidies to farmers. This is why I abhor textbook intelligence. Nigerians have multiple degrees but application and common sense are their biggest challenges. Tailor the economy to local contents. Economic prescriptions from IMF and World Bank have never helped any country.

We borrow funds to share and party. What could go wrong? There is no light at the end of the tunnel because everything needed in a productive economy is non-existent in Nigeria. Prayer and fasting won’t cut it.

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Car TalkRe: How Do I Handle This Mechanic Holding My Car For 9 Months & No Result? by InvertedHammer: 6:08pm On Sep 28, 2023
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You left your car with an electrician for 9 months and couldn't look in the mirror to see who is at fault. After 2 days, an alarm should have gone off in your head. Give him another 2 years then.

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PoliticsRe: Workers Protest As Umahi Locks Them Out Over Lateness (Video) by InvertedHammer: 6:02pm On Sep 28, 2023
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I wonder if Abuja would have "bend" the way it is if actually the so-called engineers are doing their work. Maintenance crews only exist on paper and collecting salaries for doing nothing. Dilapidated roads, broken street lights, etc and one can't help but wonder what the engineers do in the Ministry.

A lot of workers are very comfortable being unproductive. Unemployment is very high. So they must initiate random sack to create room for productive workers to come in to do the jobs.

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TravelRe: My Qatar Trip by InvertedHammer: 5:58pm On Sep 28, 2023
Raheeqilmaktoom:
Looking at Canada, England, the USA, France and Germany, one cant help but wonder if its the same Christ they worship with southern Nigerians.

Do you see the type of idiot you are?
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"It seems that everything good stops at Nigerian borders" answered your question.

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PoliticsRe: Inflation Was Lower When CBN Governors Were Economists by InvertedHammer: 5:56pm On Sep 28, 2023
Seun:
Onye Ajuju, a policy expert, has provided data which demonstrates that inflation was lower under CBN governors like Soludo and Sanusi, who were economics.

He said,

See the data below:
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Wrong interpretation.

It is a global economy. The data analysis should be based on the global economy as other economies of the world are battling inflation this period as well. From UK, US, Canada to Australia, it is the same story. Nigerian is not an isolated case.

Nigeria is like a boat in the middle of the ocean with no captain. It flows whichever way the tide pushes it.

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