₦airaland Forum

palsenator:
Are you having comprehension problem? Over 7000 rockets fired, only few less than 20 hit Israel and you still saying it's not effective. Just close your eyes and imagine 100 rockets fired to a city not to talk of 7000.

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20 is more than enough.

So it is overhyped.

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They should forward these pictures to Simon Ekpa and co. The most stupid thing any slowpoke would do will be to bring war to his land. There will be many collateral damages. He and his boys think war is about carrying AK-47 killing his people and law enforcement officers. Never bring war to your backyard

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What happened to the iron dome when Hamas attacked them and even took some hostages? Or is it one of those overhyped 'ish like the Russian military?

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GuruboiNaija:
https://.ng/2023/10/08/tinubu-govt-planning-to-gag-media-ahead-of-release-of-fbi-files-atikus-aide-alleges/

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Nigerian media is inconsequential. Social media and online news outlets and bloggers have taken over. Who sits around to watch those boring Nigerian TV programmes?

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They can fight from now till eternity. All they will end up doing is propping up the profit margin of US military industrial complex as is obtainable in Ukraine. Final final, there will settle after losing thousands of able men and women on both sides.

Let peace reign.

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Jerusalem: Land of milk and honey.

This is the time to give Nigerians visa on arrival to Israel to meet the God of Israel who is defending his people. Oh wait! Sorry. Israelites are using ammunition not prayers.

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When they finally realize that money is not what they think it is. It may bring happiness but it can never bring joy.

Huge bank account and assets but:
1. No more vacation bc of arthritis. To climb stays na wahala. So masters bedroom on the second floor is out of reach.

2. They can no longer eat what they like. They are placed on strict diet because of diabetes, colon CA, hypertension, etc.

3. Seeing that they married a young wife (for males), they know that all that money and asset belong to a young man somewhere that the wife will befriend as soon as they are 6ft under.

4. If he is really wealthy and sent his family abroad, he will die a lonely man.

But If they are poor, they keep imagining what they did wrong.

Vanity upon vanity, all is vanity.

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tundetech5:
Super Eagles ace Victor Osimhen talks about his love life, and reveals his preference in women.

Nigerian striker Victor Osimhen discussed his taste in women in an interview, revealing that he is put off by female admirers making a move on him, as he prefers being the initiator of romantic relationships.

The 24-year-old is not single, as he is in a relationship with a German woman, Stephanie Ledwig, and they have a one-year-old daughter named Hailey, but he was happy to discuss his romantic preferences.

What Osimhen said
The Napoli forward had an interview with YouTuber Korty eo, where he discussed growing up, his family, and his career, among other things.

Osimhen spoke about his love life and hinted at what seemed like he has had his share of heartbreaks, but he says he is reigned in now and focuses his affection on his daughter.

His dynamics with female interests came up and when he was asked if he regularly gets wooed, he explained that he preferred doing the chasing.

“A lot has happened in my love life and everything but then I have a daughter now so I think she gets all the love now.

“In that aspect, I'm disciplined because I don't want to just have kids all over the place. You know we have to be careful some they want like flock around you because of what you can offer them financially. you guys give yourself brains. When you slack, these people will take advantage of you

“I don't like when girls come for me. I want to like see a girl [and go] ah this girl makes sense like okay now make I approach now this one. I like this type of thing, not the other way around.

“Some guys think it's a flex but it's not a flex. I don't care about looks; if they say table, if you're not bringing anything to the table, I'm not doing anything. I cannot buy a Birkin bag for a girl now; Birkin bag of how much, 100k, and reach my turn, you are telling me a king is born.”

Source: Pulse Sports Nigeria

https://www.pulsesports.ng/lifestyle/story/victor-osimhen-i-dont-like-when-women-toast-me-napoli-striker-discusses-his-preference-in-women-2023100721001163899

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Nobody is toasting him.

They are toasting his bank account.

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That's Israel for you.

They didn't start fasting and praying for the God of Abraham to intervene and save them unlike their sheepish counterparts in Nigeria. Boko Haram and herdsmen attack Christians and churches. The pastors will ask the people to continue to pray instead of physically defending themselves calling the God of Israel.

Imagine the God of Israel that will defend Nigerians but not Israelites.

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sweetgala:
Are you advising he should over stay his visa so he can go be a Lyft driver or how is he even meant to Japa to start with.

Abeg that kind uncertainty hustle is for the young not for someone who has a family dependent on him

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If he is willing to take the risk, why dissuade him? Experience is the best teacher.
US or Canada are not enforcing Immigration Laws like Europeans.
Once he lands there, he can start working on his asylum papers---Boko Haram is after his life for preaching against Islam.
The reasons are endless. Heroes are not fearless but are those who conquer their fear.

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MeekGram7:
What I’ve observed it, she always looks better without make up or just light makeup, than when she’s on full kit

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She is doing make down.

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Japa is a personal decision. No advice necessary. It will either end well or badly. Life abroad is difficult but it is nothing compared to the level of life uncertainties and hardship in Nigeria.

If he japa at 50, he will have the opportunity to live the rest of his life as a human being for once instead of just existing as a body in Nigeria.

There is no such thing as zero skills. When he settles in, he can work as a delivery driver, security guard, Uber or Lyft driver, warehouse loader, nurses aides, etc. Many way older than him are doing it and surviving. With few months of training, he can be a truck/trailer driver. The good news is that there are many options and opportunities if he is willing to put in the works.

Warning: Don't sell assets in Nigeria to japa
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Beyond all these grammatical acrobatics, my personal opinion goes this:

Tinubu probably entered school in US using false documents. Why? How? It was en vogue then to do such. As a matter of fact, before the use of computers to collect data by Immigration Services, siblings were traveling with documents of their brothers/sisters. The only check then was physical facial recognition using 2x2 passport. No fingerprinting. No electronic central database. That was the case of late Sen. Buruji Kashamu, who until his death claimed that his crimes were committed by his dead brother. But everyone and his/her grandmother knew the game back then.

The fact is that it is very difficult to prove today. Will I knock Tinubu for that? It says a lot about his integrity. But then who has integrity in Nigeria? Nigerians are all over the world claiming asylum for greener pasture. Who seeks equity must come with clean hands. We are opportunists. We are a nation filled with citizens that seek shortcuts in anything in life. Therefore, it is hypocritical to act holier-than-thou in this mess of a nation called Nigeria.

When Nigerians are ready to face the truth, they will. Until then, the end justifies the means. Let the best rigger and manipulator win.

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Naira Marley killed Mohbad's soul way before the nurse killed him physically. All that public cry for help won't be in vain. That's all.

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The landlord did you a favour by reminding you to live within your means. Assuming you were not issued the quit notice, can you renew your rent next year? If there is a mirror in your room, use it and be honest to the man staring back at you.

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The level of ignorance in Nigeria is appalling.

The 3rd Party vendors for certificates online have disclaimers about the certificates they issue.

Go and read it. No need to spoonfeed Neanderthals.

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judatech:
Is this racism or xenophobia?
I want to check something

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She didn't look Chinese.
But after the beating, the difference is vague.

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Cram and pass education in Nigeria is a waste of school fees. You will see professors and quasi-intellectuals sit around to watch this kind of rubbish persist in this 21st Century. They will make noise, sweep it under the proverbial carpet until another person becomes a victim. Living in Nigeria should be included in the 1000 ways to die.

Why not a law that mandates the hospitals to treat but must notify the local police before such patient's discharge from the hospital? Let me hear anyone try to convince me that it is God in heaven that created the brains of Nigerians. Impossible!

Out of 250million people in Nigeria, there are probably 1million homo sapiens. The rest are just homo erectus.

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Wallteck:
I have a very big phobia talking to crowd!! Today while I was presenting a project in front of the audience , I first started with a good introduction everybody dey feel my flows, suddenly I just stopped , all the thing in my head I forget it. Na only my heart Kon dey work, my soul left my body.

I was trembling in fear, my heart was beating more than normal, I end up fucking up the interview . they assisted me on the presentation, the thing really pain me, have always be running from talking to crowd, it finally catch up to me at old age!!!

Used me as a lesson, the problem you failed to address now will catch up with you later, No matter how run away from it.

My mood just spoil today.... it really pain me a lot!!! The funniest thing is that if I'm alone I will present it very well with British accent feeling like I'm on the top of the world😭😭😭😭

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You sabotaged yourself.

A beginner's kit must include a small bottle of Jack Daniel's.

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Tinubu is a case of a man who stole a fowl from babalawo. He will chop the chicken for sure but he go run belle.

Everyone and their grandmother know that Tinubu is an unrepentant forgery master and a drug baron (both cases in court and no longer hearsay). That a President of a country should have such double whammy over his head tells a lot about Nigerians. So make no fuss when you are harassed for bearing the green passport. Like they noted in Chicago, "it is a Nigerian thing". Heck! When foreigners blame Nigerians for yahoo/scam, they would now understand that it is our acceptable way of life.

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Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0inscGlH-c?si=DhgmB36BLO4H63eT
Tinubu Attended CSU But Forged Certificate Submitted to INEC, Kperogi Claims


https://x.com/ARISEtv/status/1709621530391412994?t=BHiixbEHf78jsamm-sTjxw&s=08


https://www.facebook.com/47904265/posts/pfbid0ene8SL2CbrDgsVreTZRcSfiocKCBVZc2beQsVAGoLG5qLAe5eGAdvFKrr8gtip46l/?mibextid=2JQ9oc

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Tinubu will claim that Chief ABC filed and submitted his forms to INEC. Watch out! And Supreme Court will agree with him that it is inconsequential.

After recent Supreme Court judgment a la Uzodinma, Akpabio, Lawal; why would any slowpoke look up to them for justice? They are padding their accounts for retirement. Those Dubai and UK houses are now or never.

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Salvation120:
The future keeps looking gloomy for this country, yet some people don't mind as long as they have Internet bragging rights

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It is all about bragging rights.

The ones bragging online are even in worse situation than others.

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lapintoz:
Empty skull, do you know how much best seller book writers make? Generations unborn benefit from the royalty.

Do you know Chidinmaka or what is her name again? Ask her, she be your towns girl.

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You are talking about 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% success rate.


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After effect...

UK is mandating all Nigerian nurses that took the Board examination through Pearson Vue to go and retake the exam. They are given three chances to pass it or bid their license goodbye! It is believed that the results they are parading are forged.

Tinubu effect .

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saphiere:
Stories of men sleeping with their house helps and even impregnating them is not new to us.
Why do men indulge in such act?
If you must cheat as you men do saying it's men's nature to cheat. If you must cheat why should it be the househelp?

please I need answers

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If the desired is not available, the available becomes the desired.

The same reason madam sleeps with the driver or gateman.

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lapintoz:
We get it. Talent means nothing to you. Cause the skull is empty, surprisingly even with the educated illiterates.

Point to us one singular achievement of your ancestors.

Oponu

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I pray that all your children get admission to study English Literature. It is a silly course for morons.

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pradoyeep:
A virtuous, faithful and loving wife doesn't deserve DNA verification, except for official reasons.
Now as a man, is it right to secretly do DNA test on your kids, even when there are no traces of cheating?

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Let's sum it up---

TRUST but VERIFY!

If DNA tests benefit women, it would have been mandatory. But men are nonchalant in issues that destroy their lives. That's why such a question comes up in the first place. Who does DNA test hurt? Women! That's why they are pushing back really hard.

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We play too much in this country.

See how Soyinka has been elevated to a genius because he has a Nobel prize for freaking "English literature".

If he were to be a scientist, Nigerians would have erected an altar and worship him.

It is gaddemn English literature for crying out loud.

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premiumnews12:
“BEACON OF SAFETY AWARDS TO CHRISLAND SCHOOLS” WE NEED ANSWERS!!

https://leaders.ng/2023/10/04/beacon-of-safety-awards-to-chrisland-schools-we-need-answers-attendee/

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Talk to Alex for insider information.

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validplanet:
Apart from camera, what else is special about iphone?

Why do people spend so much on it?

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It is like asking why people go to a restaurant in VI and spend N25k on a plate of food when they can get the same satisfaction from mama Iyabo's buka with N2k.

Na follow follow. Some ladies have been changing iPhones every year since 2018 with no plot of land in their names. Yet they still have the effrontery to blame village people.

Why do you think sugar mixed with carbonated water marketed by Coca Cola is a top brand in the world?

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Dexy4yah:
Men need some love too

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If it is not "For Instagram" promotion and clout-chase.

I feel sorry for this boy.

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Honestfrend:
Hello guys!!

Please I need ur candid advice on this issue.. Am dating this lady and we re planning to go see her parent next month. So she always come to my place although her place is not far from mine..

No my best friend from childhood who lives in far from me want 2 come and be staying with me, since my place is close to his work place, although he will just be staying few days every week.
I try 2 make him understand that I have a woman in the house and we preparing for marriage.. But this his not going down well with my friend he said since am yet to marry her he should be allow to come stay with me. He started say things like he has left me at home with his girlfriend before which was in the past. My girl is not in support of him coming to stay with me due 2 privacy because it just a single apartment.

Please I don't want 2 have issues with my fiancee or my best friend.. I need an advice on how to convince either one of them.. Because I have no issue with my guy coming 2 stay but still as a man preparing 2 settle down I need some privacy..

Am so confuse I don't know what 2 do..

Tnks

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The way some of you invite unnecessary problems into your life is appalling to say the least. You are not even man enough to create boundaries yet you want to marry someone's daughter.

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