₦airaland Forum

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Life lesson:

When money starts flowing, learn to save for rainy days.

Buying 6 cars at a time? Who are you trying to impress? Many celebrities wasted all their money trying to "pepper Dem" or maintain a certain luxurious lifestyle.

Look at WhiteMoney. No talent. No skills. No ownership. Just 15 minutes of fame and he is living above his means buying a depreciable MayBach.

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War is the most profitable industry in the world. The US Military Industrial complex will do everything humanly possible to maintain the status quo.

There had never been and will never be world peace. Why waste time praying for it? All those new military equipment have to be tested on someone and some place. If you don't want to fight, they will instigate.

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Sealing them is not enough.

They should move in the bulldozers.

Enough of the mockery termed religious worship.

God is not deaf.

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horsepower102:
He demystified all the nonsense excuses some Igbos outside the east like to cling to. He keeps growing even in bad economy while multinationals are closing their factories.

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Failures have a plethora of excuses.

If you build, they must come.

Oyibo are in Nigeria even though the country is one of the worst places to live. They are there bc Nigeria has what they need.

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He is an idiot.

He should have been more sensitive to his utterances considering his wife's position in the society.

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I think the best option is for candidates to fill interest forms with their credentials and let the courts decide who is the best candidate whether by inducement or coercion. It will save the masses the stress of voting and their votes won't count.

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comrChris:
Some of you just talk anyhow
Did you think that the governor just woke up and started giving out money?
Read the terms and condition for this empowerment and the plans they made first before giving out the money

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The joke is on you.

Tradermoni, N-Power, subsidy removal, COVID palliatives, subsidy palliatives, etc. Can you name any nonsense that was started in Nigeria without terms and conditions but ended up as rubbish? Your level of gullibility should be studied in college.

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Total waste of money.

How the 500 recipients were selected out of millions will be a story for another day.

N1 billion can build a decent factory that can make her citizens earn a living than giving out largesse to a few. That N2m is like winning a lottery and will end up wasted like lottery money.

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I feel sorry for Israelites.

Antisemitism is alive and well. This event has pushed it to crescendo. I can't imagine traveling anywhere in the world with Israeli passport.

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Black people and affinity to dirty environment irrespective of location is what nobody can explain.

Walk into any city anywhere in the world that is predominantly black, the dirty story is the same.

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Nigeria is like that beautiful damsel that every guy tells that she is very pretty just to have a taste of her juice.

But behind her back, they know that she ain't worth zilch just a 304.

But for her mind, she is the Queen of the block.

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lazkizz:
hello nairalanders

lemme just go straight to the point , my elder bro called me today and told me he just go a gig in the USA .
His an architect , so he applied for the gig online few weeks back. luckily for him they sent him this mail below.


* I recommend you read the mail carefully, am not an architect I don't even understand what's the job description , but my bro knows every details.

* is this legit or it's a scam ??

* and if it's Real ,we don't have and know anyone in the USA..... so pls I will need the help of a good samaritan in the USA to help us with the below requirement.

Thanks.

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7-bedroom duplex?

Name of your representative in US,...

Feel free to incorporate modern fittings of your choice

Certified check

Every scam lingo checked out. It is shocking that you cannot see through it.

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Enemyofpeace:
Can you read this handwriting? Does anyone understand what is written on the prescription form? Do they write like this deliberately for patients not to understand what they wrote?

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That's because we are still stuck in the 19th Century.

In developed nations, they use drop down menus to select medication, strength, dosage, etc.

Anyway, I see chloramphenicol 2 drops three times daily/ 1 tablet loratidine 2x daily, tetracycline 500mg, ibuprofen 400mg

NB: That's a wrong format for writing prescriptions

It makes sense though because of our penchant for self-medication. We love to cut corners in everything.
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This is a case of--If you win the war you cannot win the battle.


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This is usually how those stories of domestic violence started before the husbands reset their brains. But with no video evidence of the instigating, the public only see pictorial evidence of aftermath.

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No motivational speeches necessary.

When they go home at night, they should be able to tell themselves the truth. It is fun only if they choose to hang out with younger generation but one day insult go enter am.

Even as a man, hanging out with your mates and they are discussing family issues, kids' schools, etc and the only thing you have are houses and cars--all ephemeral. Nothing in the world makes anyone feel less human, empty and unfulfilled than that. It doesn't help that they have the houses and cars you have as well.

Misery needs company. Don't let old and single people suck you into their abyss of depression.

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Total waste of scarce resources.

If INEC is transparent, election petitions will be unnecessary or minimal. The primary thing will be total overhaul of INEC. 2023 was an opportunity to get it right but they blew it.

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Good one!

They want to lend to Nigeria now that interest rates are at their highest levels so that Nigeria will remain slaves in perpetuity.
It is always a good business when a lender is enticing borrowers to come forth for loans.
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Only a few initiated minds with deep understanding of how the world works (beyond fantasies and propaganda) know exact the details of Tinubu's life.

The FBI will start releasing their files on Tinubu soon. The information you seek is there but you won't see it.

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Minna, Otuoke, Ota, Katsina have proved that the President have no direct positive impact to his town of origin.

Tinubu will finish his Presidency and Iragbiji will still remain in the 17th Century.

So what exactly are people fighting for and defending?

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obembet:
If someone gets hold of your phone or tablet the thief suddenly has access to everything on your device. While some of your apps will require passwords and multifactor authentication, many apps, like your photos and notes, typically do not.

Also, if you don’t log out of your social media or email accounts on your devices, the thief can have a field day pretending to be you.

For this reason, you should have a lock screen installed on your device, and it should be difficult to get past.

My take: whenever you lock you phone, make sure that at least one trusted person of your family know your password especially your wife

According to X user @BilkisAlao who share how woman running up-and-down looking for a way to transfer money and save her husband life.

Here is what she wrote

If not for anything, At least for the sake of that day that you may not have the opportunity to access your phone, let two or three people know your password .Wives are running helter-skelter here at general hospital, wanting to unlock their husband's phone to transfer money for his hospital bill, but they can't, till the man give up 😰......And another one, he was hit by hit and run driver, non of his siblings or wife knew his password and he's in coma

Source : BilkisAlao

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I guess this is under the assumption that oga has money in his account.

You go open app and accoount balance na N1k. Then what?

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Excessive prayers have a direct relationship with laziness, poverty, crime and wickedness.

It is not a coincidence that the top 9 are the most retrogressive countries in the world today by all indices.

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Laugh all you want.

While you wait for millions in your account before settling down to have 1 or 2 kids, 18 years from now, they will be getting tens of millions of votes from the North while you manage with your barely one million votes.
As long as democracy is practiced, the North will out-birth the South and thus keep them in perpetual slavery.

Some countries in Europe are feeling the pinch even to the point of enticing people to come and occupy near empty cities.

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Na so Russia talk.

Almost 2 years later, they are still battling Ukraine.

Let's assume they wipe out Palestinians, they still won't have peace as long as their other neighbours exist. The displaced Palestinians will grow up and come back to fight them. It will still be a revolving orgy of violence.

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The only thing the CBN can do now is to fight to stabilize naira around N1000/$. But that's an onerous task. The only way to stabilize naira is to increase productivity and shun IMF and World Bank temporarily. 4 key things to turn Nigeria around:
Electricity, Refinery, Security, Roads.

Textbook economics is a mere chase of shadows.

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We can only pray that this is not another Eko Atlantic in the making--good on paper but will take eternity to be delivered.

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Just like in politics, the colonialists left and handed the keys to their barns to some Africans to keep the sheep chained to ignorance. Their African counterparts are doing one hell of a job keeping the chains secure for pecuniary gains.

Anyone with an iota of brain will know that whoever is willing to enslave for oil in your backyard (like in Nigeria) or the mineral resources in your land (like in Niger, etc) never meant good. It is idiotic to subscribe to their trojan horse packaged as religion.

But then, we are talking about black people. What else could go wrong?

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Can a human being fight the Holy Spirit? No!
Can a human being fight for Holy Spirit? No!

Listening to Fr. Obayi's grievances, the bone of contention is the primary god that all of them worship called money.

They should leave the name of God and Holy Spirit out of their insatiable greed for materialism.

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officialwdhtv:
Video of single ladies in wedding gowns praying for a life partner before the end of this year

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLaBIgNTcp8

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CyXeZ5bLgRd/?igshid=NjIwNzIyMDk2Mg==

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This is the best place to find a wife.

At least they will appreciate a man for the first 3 years.

Whatever happens after then is a gamble.

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What is happening in Israel/Palestine is exactly what is happening in Nigerian North/South.

In both instances, the British Empire hurriedly put two sets of people in the same geographical location for the benefits of Britain and then try to enforce the forced marriage.

It started with Germany. Hitler ran them out. Idi Amin of Uganda ran them out too. Now the Palestinians are left to figure it out.
It is difficult to take side on this saga. Considering the much-touted Israeli Intelligence unit, inquisitive minds cannot help
but wonder how it took IDF (Israeli Defense Force) more than 6 hours to respond to the carnage by Hamas.
Conspiracy theorists are having a field day and nobody should blame them.

Going by history, most armed conflicts in politics are never by accident.

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The beauty of online quasi-counsellors and therapists is that they think human behaviour is pure science.

They think it is like mathematics whereby 2 apples + 3 apples will always equal to 5 apples.

They discount the uniqueness of humans.

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