₦airaland Forum

Here is some people's hero answering questions :

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY2hlZNuKSU

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Don't forget that banks crash on Fridays after business hours. What that means is that you arrive at your bank on Monday to see it under lock and key with stern looking MOPOLs guiding the entrance. I am not saying that we are there yet but it will be nice to pay close attention going forward.

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Corridon:
. Tinubu didn't understand what he was asked about. The man was busy speaking out of point. What an embarrassment.

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Alzheimer's na your mate? They keep packaging a whited sepulchre but the stench underneath will always be a dead giveaway.

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FreeStuffsNG:
chuke chuke glorified high school 'universities'! smh.

While Sowore's alma mater and my prestigiously illustrious UNILAG ranks within 401-500 globally, this low rate school in India ranks very poorly within India and far worse low ranking globally at 8594 yet some lazy students and indulgent parents travel several kilometres to end up in such lowly rated school.smh.

NUC must blacklist certificates from these mushroom low rated schools. NYSC and employers should reject any product of such schools.
check my signature for free stuffs!

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Have you checked University of Afghanistan?

Nigerians will go anywhere in the name of japa.

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Massiveglory:
This is one of the best governor lagos had. Not the desperate agbero advancer that has claimed everything to the extent that fashola and ambode have nothing else to their names.

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Jakande and this man transformed Lagos.

But enemies of truth want people to believe otherwise.


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God1000:
Hmm, but why did the woman endure such abusive marriage which eventually led to her death?

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Na "Team it is better to cry in a Range Rover than Keke"

They can endure.

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AlexReports:
Imo On Stand Still As Godwin Maduka Gives Mother-in-law Society Burial, Pledges Befitting Home For Catholic Priests

The final burial of Mrs. Elizabeth Chinyere Amaechi, the mother-in-law of Dr. Godwin Maduka, a Nigerian US-based medical doctor has come and gone but the beautiful memories it created will linger for a long time.

Dr. Maduka a former governoship candidate in Anambra State in 2021 had recently returned from abroad to give the mother of his wife who died at the age of 77 a befitting burial.

It was a total shut down on Saturday, Oct 15 as people from all works of life trooped to Isiala Mbano LGA of the state to pay their last respect to mama Elizabeth who was extolled for her sound Christian life and peaceful living with all.

Maduka a renowned philanthropist had stormed the Imo community with retinue of friends, associates and allies who had come to identify with him at his period of grief.

Speaking at the burial ceremony, Dr. Maduka extolled the selflessness of Mrs. Elizabeth and her life of sacrifices for which she stood out in the community.

He said in the past 25 years he has known the late Elizabeth, she has remained an epitome of virtuous woman whose desire to touch the lives of others is worth emulating.

He said the late mother-in-law will be greatly missed especially her divine intercession as a prayer warrior and her words of wisdom in trouble moments.

While saying that the late Elizabeth is a mother in law everyone would wish to have, Dr. Maduka called on her children to emulate her and sustain her virtues of love, sacrifice, truth and fearlessness.

The billionaire medical doctor also pledged to complete an ongoing project expected to serve as home for Catholic Priests in the community In memory of the late Mother inlaw.

Thanksgiving service for the life and time of Mrs. Elizabeth was held on Sunday.

https://www.statepress.ng/2022/10/imo-on-stand-still-as-godwin-maduka.html

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Why the Hitler/Nazi salute in the church?


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Cmanforall:
Aka GLEESMODEL

Aka Dailybuzz

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I respect Tinubu because he is a man with foresight. He knew how to select his women as successors. From Fashola, Ambode to Sanwo-Olu, these women refused to grow some balls and feel comfortable as lap dogs. Can you imagine Tinubu taking credit for all the good works Wike is doing in Rivers? Wike will cut him to sizes. That's why he tactfully avoid supporting men into position of power in Lagos State. He needs hand bags like Sanwo-Olu who has turned to a de facto campaign manager with State resources. Apparently, hanging around FCT has made Osibanjo to grow one ball. Hopefully the other ball will come out later in life.

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Good for them. At least they live in a developed country.

The only two thriving industries in Africa are politics and sex--their students avoid discussions about science and technology but run to places where sex is the main topic.

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Everything bad that happens in Anambra is Peter Obi's fault but everything bad that happens in Lagos is not Tinubu's fault.

Why would an ex-Governor be taking credit for what's currently happening in the State? Is it a way to say that the current Governor and others before him are stooges?

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IntelChief:
My elder sister is around 32 years and still not serious with marriage. Her only focus is on making money and she had been very successful in that aspect. She has a well paying job and is not only comfortable but also supports me financially sometimes.

But I just can't imagine why she is not disturbed about the fact that she is still single at her age. A lot of guys I know had been approaching her but she never accepts even a relationship offer from them, talk more of marriage. (And am very sure that she is not a lesbian or any of that).

As a church guy, I have seen a lot of women stock in this not being married thing and jumping from one church to the other seeking for husbands. Some of them, out of desperation, fall victims in the hands of fake pastors and sharp guys. I really don't want my sister to go through such.

Initially, I wasn't disturbed, but right now, this issue is burning not only me but also my aging mother. My mother had even stylishly urged my sister to go get married on several occasions. But she won't.

What really got me mad was when I was discussing with my sister some days back about her future plans. She told me stuffs like planning on travelling abroad for greener pastures, bla bla bla, but made no mention of marriage.

Honestly guys, I am tired. And as a man in the family, I am thinking of changing it for my sister. Am planning on threatening her that if she doesn't take the issue of marriage serious, I will go physical with her and teach her some lessons. But the issue is that she is my elder sister and I have some respect for her. And my action might end up affecting the bond in the family.

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Send her an old newspaper as a birthday gift next time.

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This is really stupid.

The sensible thing would have been a covert operation to arrest the criminals when they come to siphon oil. From thence, the investigation will commence all the way to the top hierarchy of the criminal organization. But it seems the interest is not to capture the criminals.

To those asking about Tinubu's business, it is an enterprise like this that is the main source of income for the billionaires you celebrate. It ain't got nothing to do with business acumen.

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Antihelminth:
Post was created in July and we are in oct 16 ..OP should know by now of he was driving a money pit or not ..
You just assumed it was a money pit without even seeing the vehicle .
You try oga
That's why I'd never take people on the internet serious at all

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It is ok.

The internet was not created for only you.

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Of course!

If Tinubu admits today that he is old and fragile, his urchins will say that it is a slip of tongue. Nigerians love to hate the truth.

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kingreign:
Let him be, it’s an expression of the ultimate driving experience albeit, with a huge dose of maintenance and sour taste of money pit. It’s called passion, and NO Japmobile comes close!


His comrades are here undertaking some serious charades!
https://www.nairaland.com/7363453/awesome-reasons-should-buy-bmw/4#117555848

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BMW 750i 2007?

I hope you know that this is only the beginning of your problems.

If I were you , I will sell it now that you still can and buy something reliable.

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This is the man deceiving Tinubu that he will deliver 1 million votes. Tinubu is a maga that keeps paying.

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Both of them were wrong.

Want to live independent life? Divorce him.

Feel like she is a cheat? Divorce her.

Murder shouldn't be the case.

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flexyrule:
Alex rest abeg!

Nsuto mkpo!!!

With the way you're going, ten years from now, you must have given everyone an award in Nigeria.

And I'm sure that one day you might just invite Boko Haram members from sambisa forest for an award.


Meanwhile, which one be mother of models again?

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Alexreports is doing a good job for humanity.

He is using the awards to fill the emptiness some people feel inside.

Do you expect someone fulfilled internally to go to Sheraton to receive an obscure award from an award merchant?

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Slurred speech.
Mumbling words.
Creeping walk.

I think his battery needs a recharge.

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No worries. His battery will run low again soon and he will be off to UK for a recharge and tune up. Nigeria is way too fragile for another trial and error President not to talk of a “push and start” one. Aso Rock should not be seen as a retirement home.

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APC urchins masquerading as “Obidients” attack Aisha Yesuf. It is known as “infiltration “. After all you don’t know who is behind the keyboard

Lies and propaganda are the trademarks of APC. I don’t think PDP supporters will stoop so low. Nigerians fell for their antics in 2015/19. Not anymore!

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Sowore that is a saint, how many supporters does he have? He still thinks Presidential election is a stand up comedy. In democracy you need numbers to win an election. How anyone will turn out can only be determined after they get into power.

Sowore boxed himself into the corner of a critic instead of a contestant and that’s why he is beginning to sound like a loafer. There is nothing he can teach Nigerians about Nigeria that they don’t know already.

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His concern should be what will happen to him after the elections if he helps PDP win. Once he exists the Government House next year, his power ends and the party (if he still belongs with them) will clip his wings.
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If Tinubu wins in Lagos, that will be the greatest miracle in this decade. APC's margin of win in the last two elections when many people were indifferent to elections have been less than 200k.

That's why I think anyone with access to his campaign team should go and "hustle" what s/he can out of them now that they are still basking in euphoria of delusion.

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The urchins blindly supporting him think he is with them . Indeed poverty is a bastard!

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These are the people. No uniforms. No banners.

And most importantly, nobody was paid to speak or to listen.

Black people are at the bottom of the toten pole globally because of the caliber of people that saw the accidents called Atiku or Tinubu and still support them because of pocket change that may not be enough for a daily pot of soup. That's how cheap some black people can sell their souls.

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Pastorjohn2:
You can't live a life of sin and think God will grant you a long life.

After committing premarital sex and so many abominations, God has finally come to deliver his wrath upon him.

Let this server as a strong warning to others!

REPENT

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I thought the Bible said that no human is perfect.

Well, I guess your perfect self will live forever.

The question is: Are you living a perfect life or are you
just living?

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I laugh sometimes.

Nigerians are only yearning for the best among the candidates "presented" to them.

But evidently some people are expecting Jesus Christ to be the next President. Regrettably, Jesus cannot win a party's nomination
in Nigeria if he contests. Nigerians can only choose a leader from among themselves. Is he saying that Peter Obi is not a
Nigerian politician anymore?

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The funny thing is that Nigerians are so used to every charlatan with a little bit of money moving in convoys and acting like an emperor that some people still cannot reconcile the fact that Mr Obi is a billionaire.

If you see the public appearance of some quasi-celebrities whose main assets are just a house in Lekki, you may think that Dangote is their personal driver. That's how much attention Nigerians pay to noise like toddlers.

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E remain retired footballers.

Everyone just dey hustle Tinubu and then jump ship after. The maga keeps paying...

Keep an eye on Taribo West. He will be OBIDIENT soon.

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