₦airaland Forum

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Nobody with kids below 10 years should have an accessible swimming pool at home. For children under 5 years, it is a NO.

Sometimes too much money can kill indirectly.

One would think that Chioma is wise enough to protect the son from any kind of risk because he is her only "sure ticket" to Adeleke's money. If anything happens to the boy, she will have to kiss Davido goodbye.
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It is ok.

Out of 1000 ways to die, the husband must choose one.

I predict stabbing or food poisoning.

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Na who still dey do girlfriend for Nigeria he supposed pity.

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Be careful who you support politically.

Those "Emi lokan"disciples have Sniper as option B if life gets too hard.

Think about your own future.


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YourHerbalOrgan:
Boy Chicago incoming President.


Jagaban of Burgu Kingdom.

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I bet you didn't even understand what the judgment is all about.

You saw "dismissed" and shouted alleluia!


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DMerciful:
I remember some people from a section of this country were rejoicing that air peace boss was allegedly indicted. Imagine when people hate their compatriots but insist on one Nigeria.

What a shame!

He has been vindicated!

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Some people will not sleep tonight.

People selling Sniper will be smiling to the bank this week.

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The question is: If you combine Burna Boy and his family + extended family + kindred (both mother and father side), are they worth $10 million?

Now he is talking about $100m in one year.

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Romanoff:
I done even forget this man matter.

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That's how easily people forget those who die.

In this case, he is alive and forgotten.

Lesson: Go out there and take care of yourself. Nobody really cares.

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Mirra00:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/tinubu-presents-80-page-manifesto-to-afenifere-leaders-sunday/%3famp

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Who cares?

US dollar is heading towards N1000 as predicted even though I wasn't expecting it to hit N800 too soon.

Nigeria is long dead and gone. All the useful ones have left or are leaving the country soon.

The best approach is to figure out how to benefit personally from the system because as it stands, Nigeria and Nigerians deserve each other.

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zrealjaheal:
Have you ever gone from grace to grass then back to grace again?

Please come in and share your story for some of us to learn because it seems I am finding it hard to get back to my glory days.

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Any male that hasn't been through this cycle is not a man yet. Wisdom comes from the grass stage.


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This is part of the Transformation Agenda that urchins brag about. One man put people in places to collect money for the maintenance of his immediate families and hungry loafers are praising him as the Messiah of Lagos.

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OVB123:
No notable personality supporting peter obi from the east? I hope they will not disgrace their son, on that day of election?

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Some of you are bad students of history.

If you bring enough of your loot, they will say anything to take it from you. Do you remember all the traditional rulers from SW that surrounded and prayed for GEJ? They got their money but on election day, they voted CHANGE

Check out the false hope these same traditional rulers gave to Dr. Maduka while they milked him dry.

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unclejb2:
because the Fulani herdsmen terrorists have the backing of the government

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No!

There are no more men in Igbo land especially. We have males who are effeminate and emotional as kids especially those born after 1990. Those born after 2000 are pretty much ladies with male organs.

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But it makes sense to buga with Benz in Nigeria. We are talking about a country that is at the bottom even among third world countries. What others take for granted comes into Nigeria and become big deals. Imagine poor people's food in Chinese restaurants and pizza are status symbols in Nigeria. Go figure!

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Let them redesign it. It is by far better than what I anticipate may happen anytime if the inflation is not tamed. It happened in China, Venezuela, Hong Kong, Lebanon in this 2022 alone. That is, all of you will wake up and unable to access the money in your account--totally frozen by fiat order. APC, PDP, LP or any other political party you belong to will be inconsequential then. Na then eyes go open. Una still see una money that's why you get mouth to talk.

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kbower:
Hi Nlanders

We all know no marriage is all that smooth and rosey, we all that are in it have challenges here and there, and for almost 11 years now, out of tolerance, ruggedity, minding my business in terms of taking care of the family have always been something that has held my marriage down, because the majority of the issue I have with my wife have always been issues of trust, transparency, accountability, respect and loyalty.

Some people will say with these things I have listed, that I may be asking for too much, but I can tell whoever would reason that way that it's not too much because am a responsible father/husband that have never for once strayed the family in anyway that will make me lack any of the above stated qualities a man can enjoy from a wife.

Why am I here? Ok.. After enduring so much for 11 years, we are relocating to the UK, she is the main applicant, myself and the 3 children are dependants, she traveled first, leaving myself and the 3 kids behind until she can secure accommodation b4 we leave.

I have heard about countless incidences of how SOME women treat their husbands and the POWER zoned to women in that country which makes it almost impossible for a man with a wife that gives him constant problem to be able to thrive in that country.

I just want to state three peculiar incidences that occured during her 1month stay over there that is already making me feel I have alot to face over there, though I know my God is bigger than anything, I just want people that are over there, or people that are experienced here and all over who are capable of handing a good advise for me on getting there to know how I can fare and withstand what is to come.

Based on the above from the major incidences I have experienced with her, first two weeks of being there, she had gone to check a house b4 heading to school, on her way back to school, she claimed she didn't take enough money and going back home might not be possible, I asked how she would wanna go about it
and she replied saying I will borrow money from Mr Mike, a man she just met at school on her first day of registration. I was like that's wrong, you don't form familiarity with someone you just met in another man's country, I said I will call a friend in liverpool to send you money and you could get your train ticket. She fumed, but I stood my ground and said that's how its going to be. I have asked her to collect a friends account details, since she has not opened an account yet, she said when her class finishes by 8.30pm she'll request details from her friend so the money can be sent. Fast forward to closing period, I messaged her to send me details, she ignored, I called ad she said nobody has an account that I should not worry she will sort herself, I was now like you just got to that country, u have no friends that u know too well to rely on, I am ur hubby and I opened a way for u to get money easily, yet u didn't make any effort to redeem the opportunity, omo she hung up on me then later called back that she gathered few pennies she had to get the ticket, I was now like why didn't u just say this instead of putting me on pressure over how to get money to convey u all the way from london to Luton, over an hour journey at night.

Secondly, on her next school day, she had previously told me prior to her closing hours that her data has finished and she's using schools wifi, that the moment she steps out from school to head home, she won't be having access to internet, etc WhatsApp and all of that, but importantly was to make use of GPS google map, that's what people over there use to navigate their way in order not to get lost, I was like without internet how do u intend to get to ur destination when u know how stressful it was for u getting lost the other day, now the same statement she made was, I will sort myself. I was raged and said woman I will ask my friend to buy u data so u can get home easy and safe, she said no proble, that she's leaving now, I said well since i wont be able to reach you on whats app, I will definitely call you on normal call shortly to give you the data pin to load. She said no P and hung up.

Moments later, my friend had sent me the data pin, na so I begin dey call wifey oo, over 15 missed calls she nor pick. Later she called back and said her phone was in her laptop bag and her hands were frozen so she couldnt put hands in the bag to pick the call and that she didn't even hear it ring.

The issue I posted up there are issues of not being accountable, and attitude of not showing that you don't need me when its not just about that but for security and your well being knowing fully well you are new in the country and proper guidelines needs to be taken.

Another incident happened 3rd week after her arrival, we were video chatting while she was on a train station waiting for train, next thing I noticed was a guy sitting BEHIND her, the guy boldly took a peep into her phone directly, seemingly trying to see who she was on video call with, immediately i called her attention to it, she just smiled and looked back and said silently, nawa some people for this London nor go mind their business. This very day developed a story that transitioned towards few things I will be stating.

The next sunday, I called her in the morin to say hi and all that, next thing I know she dun dey go church, she nor even discuss am with me and na wetin we dn agree on sey we fo jointly choose church wey we go dey go. After church service, she call me sey that guy wey i talk sey dey peep into her phone, sey the guy that very day asked her how long shes been there for, she said, just 3 weeks, sey how come she come take know road when him don dey 3months he nver know road, sey that same guy him coincidentally meet am for the new church wey she come so, sey the guy dey look am, she comot eye, but later the guy come meet am sey are u not the one that showed me way to where I was going. Sey as him meet the guy coincidentally for church, he fit be sey he get why, maybe for job connection or what not. I nor say anything, cos coincidences arent something new in this world. Then the next day, she call me sey that same guy needs an apartment, sey na married guy with 4 kids, but him wife and 1kid dey here, 3 dey nija them nor fit come yet until house is ready, sey him dey ask her if she can help him get someone that can reference for him to get a house, ha him my wife come dey ginger me sey make i help am talk to my friend wey help us reference if him go fit help the guy too. I come sey no problem, she sey she go call the guy now and put us on 3 way call, i sey no p, i come dey wait for call, no call come and madam nor talk again, i come ring her sey hafa u nor do the three way call again? She sey the guy dey work, him nor fit talk,sey she don give the guy my number to call me later, me come sey no p, send him number I go save am down so if he calls i go know sey na him, madam nor gree send number, I come dey wonder sey wetin dey sup sef, normally I nor spose reason ahead, but me my instict dey very strong, i come begin dey put two and two together sey maybe the guy intention was never to get help but to use style dey hit on my madam maybe na why him nor wan talk to me but wan use my madam dey take communicate.

I come ask madam some some questions on previous ish, I come find out sey small lie dey, so I tackler her sey the way she take explain to me about how him meet the guy for train station nor join, she come vex sey me i come am liar, omo as we dey talk for whatsapp, i nor blv sey my madam added this guy to the call without my consent or my knowledge, so as I dey talk, the guy dey the background, i nor even know anything and the dude himself kept quiet, na after the call finish, I see am for call details sey the guy was added to the call, infact the dude even called me directky i nor pick. Now i got very angry, come call madam sey wetin dey sup, u added this dude wey talk sey him dey work him nor fit talk to the call wey me and u dey on and u didnt even notify me, ok lets agree sey if to sey u wan tell me sey u wan add the guy for call sey i nor go gree sey maybe na why u add am without my consent, at least after u add am secretly, u are suppose to talk and sey bae, since u are accusing me wrongly.

I have added the guy to this call so he can clear me out, but she didnt, she just added the guy and the dude himself kept quiet and didnt say a word until I hung up. I got very furious and told her this is the highest level of see finish and dragging in the mud, wetin u want that guy to dey feel like now? She said shes sorry that she only wanted to clear herself, I was now like even if u wanted to clear urself, if that the best way to go about it, the person who is the subject matter is the best person u need to introduce to clear u out? Later on i just bone the matter come apologise sey make we move on, na so she come begin dey yarn plenty, sey she call the guy that my hubby said that the way we met is unreal, sey the guy sef come talk sey wow, so your husband already thinks am sleeping with you, but i cant blame u though, u know u have a big back side, so thoughts like that from him is likely not a surprise, i was hmmmm to hear that, i come tell madam sey if na true this guy talk this thing, shouldnt u already know he has corny itentions, she said well she too dey wonder cos the two times wey them meet she nor wear wetin fit show her bkside so how d guy come take know. The matter end there, next day madam still dey worry me sey shey I go still help d guy, I was like I cant even talk to him, u dun useless me already for him presence, she dey claim sey she nor do anything wrong by adding him to the call, sey the guy know of agency wey fit help me get better job if i arrive, and sey the guy talk sey if me fit connect am to my friend to reference am for house, him go link me up fr the agency. I talk sey i nor dey interested. Omo I weak. Guys I need advise on how to handle issues over there, cos me nor dey take nonsense for nija here, but for there, one needs to chill, but then should it now be sey because we dey live for country wey give woman power, make woman come use that opportunity come dey fumble?

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LOL.

Start looking for another wife. The sooner the better.

You are not the first and will not be the last.

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Fulani herdsmen have been very audacious in the last 7 years of Buhari their kinsman.

People have been wailing and gnashing their teeth in vain.

The same victims or potential victims are campaigning to have another Fulani man (Atiku) mount the saddle

Why should I be worried about Nigerians? They keep empowering their killers and try to play victims.

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Olasyke:
This rescue was done with permission from the US government to the Nigerian government. If you really reason am, Philip Walton was no ordinary citizen. He had to be a high value/government asset for them to deploy seal team to come rescue him in a jiffy.

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They will come and broadcast to you the meetings they had before the raid. Abi?

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Olasyke:
Even the marines stationed at the embassy are just for security.

There's nothing US soldiers can do wey special force boys or special boat service boys no fit do or even DSS.

Maybe the US authorities provided intel and all BUT, they can't go on raid with Nigerian troops.

We don't need dem white neegas with m16 in suburbans raiding terrorists here. This is not kenya.

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Really?

I guess Phillip Walton (an American) that was rescued from kidnappers in Northern Nigeria by US Navy Seal on October 31st, 2020 happened in your dreams.

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Wawelexy:
Tinubu / Lord Lugard, non of them built it...

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If only the Sanwo-Olu lady will grow some balls and take credits for his works.

Everyone knows what Ambode did in Lagos. But Sanwo-Olu is behaving as if Tinubu is the de facto governor.

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Fitch that gave companies AAA ratings in US in 2008 before all of them collapsed in less than 3 months. Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, etc were victims of this discredited credit-rating agency. It is a paid PR service. Folks make sure you keep your eyes on the prize.

Fitch is a credit rating agency. That's all.

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The guy makes sense.

Suleiman is a glorified scammer.

Everything the man sang in the Acapella is the absolute truth.
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This is the best way to fight inflation so far. All those textbook approaches (eg increasing interest rates) will not work in Nigeria.

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If you check very well, he moved around in a bulletproof car with police escorts in tow a la Suleiman's style while beckoning on morons to embrace spiritual approach to curb terrorism.

These scammers are really bold in Nigeria.

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Did they talk to Anthony Joshua and the Eaglets before meeting Buhari?

I guess they haven't heard the fate that befell those who dare meet Buhari or take his phone calls abroad.

I smell massive deportation soon. No be Buhari again?

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The army couldn't foil the kidnap that happened a few meters from their checkpoint, na after these few days they want comb the forests to find wetin no dey fear them. Nigerian security personnel are either not serious or are complicit.


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What I don't understand is how just about every city or town has this number of able-bodied men and about 10 Fulani herdsmen will be terrorizing them.

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TheSameGuy:
What's shameless in that convoy?

Is it too much for president or not enough?

Because most European countries have similar if not more.

I want you to make me understand

For your information, USA Presidential motorcade is around 40-50 cars.

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But the economy of the smallest State in USA is equivalent to the GDP of Ghana.

Go figure! It is like a thousandaire living the lifestyle of a billionaire on other people's funds.

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Fair game!

As long as APC supporters are buying at the same rate, no qualms.

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sharone21:
This is like his last straw of unfortunate policies and misplaced priorities: blocking our ATM Master / Visa cards from withdrawing money abroad, blocking Naira cards from online payments, e-naira( which Nigerians have invariably, been using for long).... Now, redesigning the Naira.

His mates abroad even South Africa( that we were previously competing with for biggest African market/ working economy) are looking for how to stabilize their currencies, and he is doing this?.... Just like a slap on those who elected APC into power....And for those saying it is to mitigate against PDP doing vote buying with laundered money, it is for PDP to just do the vote buying with few dollars per person.

CBN governor just saw CBN as a money making machine for himself and 'bosses' using sweet tongue to sell dual exchange rates system to Nigerians, inorder for easy profiting to be steadily coming in....which they intend too to use for vote buying come February.

Anyway, God's will be done concerning who will rule Nigeria come 2023.

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Dual exchange rates promote arbitrage which is detrimental to the economy. But the bigger picture is that Nigeria doesn't have what it takes to defend the Naira. In October alone, a bigger economy like Japan tried twice and failed significantly to defend their yen against US dollars. Switzerland had tried many times and failed. What you are asking Emefiele to do is to go into a gun fight with a catapult. God forbid oil prices take a nosedive. Then you will realize how messy the Nigeria situation is. There is no foundation to support the fiscal and monetary policies that Nigeria operate.

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Why are people surprised at what's happening to Kanye West?

Everyone is not as accommodating as black people who you can insult from now till eternity and they will find excuses to defend the oppressor. The Jews are too powerful to make noise. They show power through actions. No need for empty threats. You won't be hearing any anti-Semitic statements from influential people anytime soon. That's real power.

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MarcExcellence:
This is so wrong. Here in London, the police guys have more tattoos and piercings. We should wake up and chase more important things as a nation.

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I believe London schools are still accepting applications. You don't go to Saudi Arabia and tell them, "Here in Nigeria, students drink alcohol". That's your problem.

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