₦airaland Forum

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The ban on everything is ok except nose ring. A ban on it is way too lenient.

Any female found with that silly cowbell nose ring should get 6 months in jail with no option of fine.

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oshozondii:
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Unnecessary noise! How does he expect Emefiele to boost the Naira?

We chose to be a consumption economy and import even things as insignificant as toothpicks.

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From SW/SE/SS to MiddleBelt, all of you come in here to wail about the audacity of Fulani marauders under Buhari their kinsman.

Guess what? The same you suckers are empowering another FULANI man (Atiku) to take over from Buhari.

Keep empowering your enemies and expect different results. Atiku will say whatever to get him into Aso Rock.

But once he gets in there, he will surround himself with his people. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Only morons will believe that it has anything to do with PDP. After all everyone shops from the same market---Nigeria.

Na here we dey. I can only taunt you suckers when the time is ripe.

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Meektunz:
Been married for over 5 years now and ever since my wife gave birth to my first child, I've been suspecting that it's not my child due to no sense of resemblance.

I finally did a DNA test but unfortunately the result shows that I'm not the father of my first child. No doubt my wife loves me so much and honestly she has done a lot, sacrificed alot for me.

My conscience never allowed me to end the marriage because honestly she is a good wife one could ever ask for though she has her bad sides.

Since the result came out, I never told her or confronted her because I'm very very certain that once I confront her the marriage will end cos alot will happen but everyday once I see the boy and remember, I get so angry but after some time when we are all playing as a family I will forget.

I still do everything a father could do for his son. Honestly it's not easy to forget about everything.

What do you advise me to do guys?

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Is there any guarantee that the next child will be yours?



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...while some ladies that just graduated from Law School carry themselves like every man is beneath them because of mere paper certificates.

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efelicity:
My aunty, that is, the unmarried younger sister to my mother has been with us for over week now, at any time she chose she can just rush into my room without excuse.

I'm a matured guy and she could meet me standing naked at any given time and I'm not bold to tell her.

I've tried to talk to my mother but she was insisting I must not say anything to avoid annoying her sister.

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Everything is a problem with you people. Who is giving birth to these males?

Lock your damn room if you go in there!

Problem solved.

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It is not about what people are doing for Peter Obi and Labour Party. The key is that people are spending their time, money and resources from the deepest part of their soul. While APC and PDP are relying on good ol' pay to play, Peter Obi is getting everything as freebies.

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APC has nothing to campaign.

Their game plan is to attack their opponents to distract Nigerians. But God is great. When they thought they got it figured out, ASUU happened. Fuel scarcity happened. PHCN darkness happened. Insecurity persists. Why? That's God's way of reminding Nigerians about the deadwood they voted in. Forewarned is forearmed. If after all these revelations, Nigerians decide to push Tinubu into Aso Rock, God will definitely wash his hands off Nigeria. Why will he bother saving those that don't want to be saved? Prayers and fasting? Na you go tire after Tinubu crawls into Aso Rock.

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If not that Tinubu has looted much of Lagos State funds, he could find a profession as a human concrete vibrating machine. Just insert the left hand in a concrete pour and watch all the air bubbles disappear. That's an envious skill old age and extended drug use bestowed on him. Other than this, he is as useless as k in knife.
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Mr. Peter Obi is a genius for saying that he will never reply 3rd party vuvuzuelas.

Even someone with low self-esteem will not be currying such level of attention as Omokri from Mr. Obi.

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So after all the noise, APC people follow dey find fuel too.

Poverty and hard times do not care about Political party affiliations. Bad policies affect all.

I bet you that Tinubu has fuel in all his cars while urchins are standing under the rain in long queues waiting for fuel.


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Registeredguest:
I'm a lady in my mid- twenties, I got married aged 22, (always wanted to marry early) on the second year of our marriage we were blessed with a baby, parked to our house and things were rosy. I have always been a workaholic...
How can I let go of the past and move back with him...I decided to pay him a visit on Friday,he was happy I came,he did everything possible to show me he has changed but that feeling of betrayal and hurt is there.i left there this morning with querrell,I know I started the querrell,but I can't just seem to forgive him.please I need your help and advice on this pressing issue of mine.

No insult please, I have cried enough.

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There is zero trust in your marriage. You insisted on owning a property away from your husband. What kind of man will condone that? He ended up scamming you of N200k. It seems like a marriage made in heaven between two individuals who cannot trust each other.

You can go back to him for the sake of your children.
But you know that the marriage is over. The summary is that it is not going to end well if you do.

Betrayal by an insider is the worst of its kind and can never be erased from your natural hard drive, try as you may. You are being emotional and we know that living in denial or hoping for change is what got Osinachi six feet under.

Some people deserve to be left alone. Both of you need to stay away from each other.

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Has anyone noticed the proliferation of comedians in Nigeria recently? Trust Nigerians. Anywhere wey you say money dey, all of them go pack enter. Linda made money in blogging, everyone became bloggers till they gave up. Skid-making became the new oil, everyone and im mama became skid-makers. Ay and Alibaba started it and now na comedy shows and comedians. E no go tay na, they will begin drag award shows and pageantry with Alex.

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So it takes US Intelligence all the way from far away USA to tell NPF what's happening in Nigeria? And we claim to have DSS whose job is only pursuing political opponents.

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yellowgarri2:
Some 42years still eat Mummy thank you food in our Country

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Worse is that to chop agbado still dey hungry them.



They can't reason beyond cassava and corn.

In Nigeria, na his father or grandfather will be vying for PM while urchins will be celebrating whatever arthritis remains of the knees like that of Tinubu.

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I believe that on election day Wike will only vote once. That means one vote. Is he going to stand at all the polls to ensure that everyone votes his candidate? I hope the BVAS (or whatever it is called) will block rigging.

I can't wait for the election to be over. The noise is becoming increasingly irritating. One thing is sure: Atiku, Obi or Tinubu will be the next President of Nigeria. The best option remains to plan one's life away from them to avoid disappointment.

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Arda1000:
oga suffering no Dey tire u
U voted the damnable APC and u still keep defending them with nonsense after their wholesome and still failing failures.
Dem swear with ur brain ni ?

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They always run around to Google bad news around the world to support the nonsense in Nigeria.

You will never see them compare Nigeria with anything good happening around the globe because there is none.

They are eternal slaves to crumbs from the slave owners' tables.

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Umsworld:
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Na una Voting system we no dey understand

[b]Alexreports brother

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There is no voting system.

If you pay for PR job, they will write numbers to reflect that you won.

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If I have a case against the FG in an international court and the FG is sending her Nigerian-trained lawyers (be it a SAN or not), I will laugh my way all the way to the court.

The only way the FG can win any case is in the public domain or by gragra. All those eggheads are only paper tigers with “sorted” certificates. Give them all the evidence, they lack the requisite skills to prosecute any case successfully.

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[quote author=NoApology post=117829798]Source: https://twitter.com/makavelli275/status/1584452742935851008?s=21[/quote]/

Get rid of her immediately!

Don’t play a saviour—you are not one.


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With all the problems that USA is causing around the globe, when was the last time you heard of external military aggression in US soil?

I don't think the strength of the military of a nation can be assessed based on "optional" wars. The U.S military industrial complex is up and running and very profitable. Only those who understand the business side of wars will understand.

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It seems that every group including ISWAP, journalists, Gumi & co, etc are quick to locate Boko Haram except the NPF and Nigerian military.


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isaiah4life:
Our moms used to tell us not to accept meals from strangers but now, we order food online without knowing who cooked it.

Why?

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Cooking is therapeutic.
How can one be lazy or too tired to cook?
Cook, store and warm as needed.
Who cooks everyday?

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Nigerians talk say "no campaign after election".

Just watching to see how many people will fall for this total bullshit. None of the promises made in 2015 and 2019 was fulfilled. Yet they have the effrontery to repeat the same promises for 2023. Apparently APC handlers have zero regards for Nigerians. How stupid do they think Nigerians are?

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The more reason you should be careful when anyone is shouting "BATified" or "Atikulated".

Some people's japa documents are in progress.

You will be left behind to bear the brunt of the collective bad decision.

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This one go weak Nigerian feminists

Na the so-called independent, strong ladies he dey marry sef!


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At least Ebonyi youths are kind enough to show up for the rally after being paid....unlike Northern youths.

It is known as "paid to play" afterall campaign no be votes.

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OneCandleAway:
That's why I asked him, 'Alex if you born girl which of your magas will you name her after'?

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Female: Regina aver Regina Daniels

3rd Son: Ned after Ned Nwoko.

And if you buy enough awards, the 4th son will be named OneCandleAway.

Simple as that!

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PORTABLE don tell them---collect your own o!

The smart ones are cashing out after feeding fables to APC organizers.

By the way, don't think APC organizers are not cashing out too.

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ceeceeuwa:
Early this year,my family and I decided to use the undeveloped part of our property for a family garden.

Even the children were not left out as they planted some maize. It has been an interesting experience so far as we are all enthusiastic about the whole process. We take turns to tend to the crops.

Some of the crops we planted include:
* Maize
* Potatoes
* Okro
* Water leave
* Bitter leave
* Spinach
* Jute leave (Ewedu)
* Beans
* Yam
* Fluted pumpkin
Other random crops we have in our property are plantains, bananas, pineapples,scent leave, lemon grass,pawpaw and mango.

I get manure from a nearby poultry to boost the crop growth.

I will be sharing pictures to encourage anyone who wants to take same bold step. We are beginning to enjoy some of the harvests.

This initiative has helped limit the purchase of some family needs.

Agriculture is life!

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Congratulations!


If only you know how much you have just saved.

How can a rainforest SE/SS be complaining about hunger when their zone is what many people are praying for?
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Tinubu just came out with a similar "Manifesto" and some people who claim to be homo sapiens are rejoicing and clapping.
If MMM comes back on a second missionary journey, it will still clean out Nigerians. That's how gullible the people are. They love oppression.

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Let him turn Iragbiji to Dubai if he possesses the magic wand he claims.

I guess he is a developer too who abandoned his homeland to develop another place. The only difference is that the other developers used their personal funds while Amoda used Lagos State funds to develop Lagos ( as he claimed).

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