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ZIMDRILL:
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pension funds yes but but bank account you mean savings they have in investimates accounts ?

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If the wife files for divorce, both parties will list all their assets, bank accounts, etc. It is a common thing for a partner to deplete his/her account or try to hide assets. But you are dealing with someone who has lived with you for years and shares some secrets with you. First thing first, the wife will petition the court to prevent the husband from depleting his account. Don't forget that there are periods of discovery. The wife's lawyer doesn't give a sh!t about both of them. S/he is only interested in the money and will dig every nook and cranny to find it. As a matter of fact, the longer the case is dragged, the better for the lawyers.

Just don't wish divorce on your worst enemy especially when there are assets and minor children involved. We don't know when the house was bought. Chances are after their marriage. But then...how many Nigerians have prenups? Do you think prenup is easy to bring up in a relationship when "love" is still shacking both parties?

The wife looks troublesome--the kind of client American lawyers love. Don't be surprised that by the time the divorce is through, both of them will come out empty-handed. Divorce lawyers in US do not take prisoners.

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ZIMDRILL:
what stops him from accessing his bank
account or pensions funds ? the only tricky thing might be the house if they bought it together they might be asked to sale or buy out

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Community property by virtue of marriage.

The system will gut him alive if he is not prepared.

Even their assets in Nigeria or anywhere else will be factored in.

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famology:
The immediate past Zamfara State governor, Abdullaziz Yari met with the Rivers State governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike at the later's private residence in Port Harcourt on Tuesday.

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There is nothing special about Wike.

They are only interested in the Rivers State funds at his disposal. Once his tenure is up, he will be relegated to the background like other Governors before him unless he finds a way to find favour in any government in power thereafter.

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Dshocker:
That is the reason why most men don't like taking their wife aboard.

Especially if you enroll her into nursing or to study medicine, by the time she is through studying such course, then the chances of her being your wife is like 20%.

And it is her fellow colleagues that will brainwash her into believing that being single is the best and her husband has no right to question her decision.

Dear men; If you ever plan on relocating your wife aboard, make sure she signs a prenuptial agreement.

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Prenuptial won't work in this case.

When men run to Nigeria to marry slay queens and bring them to Western world, I usually do the most honourable thing a friend would do--send them condolence messages.

How can this man start life afresh at his age? Access to his bank accounts, retirement funds, house, etc that he worked many years for will be restricted. Throw in alimony and child support, the rest of his life is fvcked! We hear stories of Nigerian men killing their wives in US, this video is a little glimpse at what culminates to such drastic measures.
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How does raising interest rate in Nigeria fight inflation?
They are using Oyibo textbook format to fight inflation in a voodoo economy. Can anyone accurately tell the Consumer Price index in Nigeria? What is the Money supply?

Can interest rate reduce high cost of doing business in Nigeria which is transferred to customers? Bad roads, no electricity, high cost of diesel, overtaxation by Federal and local government agencies, etc have nothing to do with interest rate. When we talk of agriculture, they have government agents (aka Boko Haram) disrupting farmers' activities. So what has that got to do with interest rate?

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Kudos to her!

Nigeria is where ladies have become the men and men turned to sissy internet tigers.

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Trust Nigerians.

They must have invaded RCCG page and cursed the living daylight out of Adeboye to warrant the disclaimer.

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OgaDeyVex:
Update From . COM

A Corps Member's blunder-filled Facebook post has elicited reactions from online users, Reports.

The NYSC Member, Sadiq Abubakar Lawan on Monday, July 18, shared a photo of himself with a female colleague and wrote As Sighted By : "We thanks God for being us a live"

Reacting To The Post, As Obtained By , Facebook Users questioned how he managed to graduate from a higher institution.

"This one nor pass through school, na school pass through am. I nor blame am, I blame their teachers we dey use Hausa teach them for school. Imagine graduate." one Oga Na Mastar wrote.

Francisca Chichetam: "I wonder how this one managed to graduate from higher institution"

See Reaction As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG

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Let them keep insulting future MD of a Federal parastatal. No be by English (another person language foistered on them). Who English help?

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Nigeria is a country of talks and threats but no actions.

They should talk to the citizens of Sri Lanka or Hong Kong.

Just 3 days into any protest in Nigeria, the masses will start to complain. They wilfully disband the protest and end up achieving nothing. That's why politicians don't take them seriously.

ASUU crisis has been lingering for decades. ASUU down tools. The FG get together with them, make promises, sign MOU and renegade. Consequently, ASUU goes back on strike. It is an infinite cycle of strike and false promises.

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ublight:
So guys, yesterday I took my babe out to just sit out and have a swell time together in one of those lounges in uyo. I was with 3k physical cash, and my gtb debit card had over 60k. All was just for flexing.

My new Samsung galaxy barely 2 months old was in my pocket and guys I value this fone more than any other property of mine at the moment. The fone is my cash cow. The fone usually makes between 30 to 40k for me weekly.

So straight to the matter, babe said she wanted to get pizza first so we headed to domino's. Just few meters away from domino's is uniuyo town campus, and the gate also doubles as a park. And as u know, where there is a park, there are touts.


Omo four guys started shouting and pointing at me. 'na him be that. Na him be that. Catch am'.

I didn't know what to do so I kept going. I told babe to walk ahead of me like she didn't know me. I didn't know what to expect and I didn't want to involve her cos I was sure those guys were coming towards my direction. As least I am a guy I can always find an escape route.


These touts/cultists came towards me and claimed that I slept with their capons babe. That they will deal with me. I told them they were mistaken cos I don't fornicate ��.


Mehn dey began to cap. Telling me dey are vikings (like I even care. Who viqueens epp). I was scared, more than scared as dey started requesting for my fone and checking me for cash.


I swore they would not even touch my fone. What nonsense! Taking that fone would be equivalent to dragging me backwards for two years.

I jumped into one mini bus nearby and told d driver to zoom off that I will pay him. The driver being a b*tch ass nigga told me he didn't want any problems with those guys that I should leave his vehicle. Mehn my breathing heightened - an evidence that I was nervous to the peak.



I stepped out of the mini bus, and by this time it was already becoming a scene. Folks thought I was guilty of something nobody wanted to help. Their voices drowned mine their hands were all over me.

I just thought within my self that I wasn't gonna be used for suya by irresponsible and degenerates whose lives and future had been harzaded and wrecked. Heck these guys were gone past redemption. I doubt their mothers would weep over their dead bodies. I'm pretty sure their mothers had laid curses on them, regretted not aborting them. Their fathers drunk and useless, old beggars. Probably dead.


Babe was watching from a distance. She felt helpless. She would have come closer to help but I knew that was useless. I kept maintaining eye contact with her warning her not to come any closer. I could see the tears we'll up in her eyes. I felt broken, but I could not let it end that way.

I remembered the story of those uniport guys that were burnt many years ago cos of false alarm. I told myself that wasn't my lot.

Something just kept delaying these God forsaken souls from carrying out their heinous act immediately. Seems like they were waiting for more of their crew. The just kept holding on to me but took nothing.

Trust gen z's to pull out their fones to capture the moment. Foolish children. Instead of trying to find out the reason for the commotion, they felt at ease to capture and encourage the commotion.

One Rick shaw rider just slowed down to see what was going on. I saw an opportunity present itself and I was grateful. I forced my self closer to the keke. The man was uncomfortable with me approaching so he tried to move away. As he doubled his acceleration, I quadrupled mine.

Confused, he decided he was not going to watch anymore before he got involved in something bigger than he had bargained.

As he tried to zoom off, I threw my self into the air. Those boys didn't see that coming. Their grip had loosened. I jumped and clinged on the keke. The rider got more frightened and increased his speed. When we had gone a safe distance, he asked me what happened and I told him. He asked me to check if anything was missing. Gladly only a hundred naira was missing.


This was around 4pm. I told babe to go home that I was gonna see her later. Went to my hood and shared the story with one street og.

Without mentioning the frat to him, nigga told me it had to b vikings. Told me what to do if such happens again. He also tried to get me join his frat to avoid future intimidation. I politely declined, gave him 2k and left.

Got home, called babe to ask her how far. She started laughing and calling me a coward. She meant it as a joke, but it was demasculating and demeaning.

I think I am done with her.
What do you guys think? Am I over reacting?

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You are a hero!

Within the confines of graveyards all over the world lie silly men who were goaded into untimely death by women.

He who dances to the melodious hype of a woman ends up in the belly of a beast.

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blamingthedevil:
https://twitter.com/DeeOneAyekooto/status/1548932891383562240




Statistics

OSUN STATE INTERNALLY GENERATED REVENUE

2014 — ₦8.51 billion
2015 — ₦8.07 billion
2016 — ₦8.88 billion
2017 — ₦6.49 billion

2018 — ₦10.4 billion
2019 — ₦17.9 billion
2020 — ₦19.7 billion


OSUN STATE DEBT PROFILE — DOMESTIC DEBT

2011 — ₦5.43bn
2012 — ₦38.6bn
2013 — ₦41.4bn
2014 — ₦37.8bn
2015 — ₦144.7bn
2016 — ₦147.1bn
2017 — ₦138.2bn

2018 — ₦148.1bn
2019 — ₦138.7bn
2020 — ₦134.1bn
2021 — ₦134.7bn
Q1 2022 — ₦133.6bn

OSUN STATE DEBT PROFILE — EXTERNAL DEBT

2010 — $62m
2011 — $61.5m
¹2012 — $61.7m
2013 — $61.8m
2014 — $74.1m
2015 — $76.9m
2016 — $70.5m
2017 — $96.6m

2018 — $99.1m
2019 — $95.5m
2020 — $107.4m
2021 — $100m

LEAST UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE [2020]

1 Osun
2 Benue
3 Zamfara
4 Sokoto
5 Ogun

LEAST POOR PEOPLE [2019]
1 Lagos
2 Delta
3 Osun
4 Ogun
5 Oyo

#StatiSense
(NBS)


https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1549105244130402305

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You asked a question and provided all the answers.

1. What is the Osun State's IGR from 2018-2022?
2. What is Osun State's External Debt from 2018-2022?
3. What is Osun State's Domestic Debt from 2018-2022?

In 2020, her IGR= N19b, External debt: N134b, Domestic Debt: N65b
In a layman's terms, Income: N19b, Debt: N200b. So Osun owes 10x her annual income for the year.

Can't you see that Osun State is not economically viable? It should be merged with Ogun State or Ondo State.



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Will it shock you if they are BATified?

How can people living in abject poverty keep supporting their oppressors and those who stole their future?

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This muslim-muslim ticket is choking Tinubu and APC. They are reverting to lies and cheap propaganda to console themselves. It is up to Nigerians to accept them or not.

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Meeting with Adeboye was fruitful

Of course! He spoke to Adeboye in the only language he understands ---Money!

Does Adeboye worship any other god except money?

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Hotfreezer:
Mobilize and kill. I thought you guys said there are no Igbos in Osogbo as it is a dry place.
Well, I'm surprised the bravest tribe in Africa could not catch a single thug.

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I don't care how anyone feels ...but Igbo people are beginning to annoy me.

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How is 104-111 degrees Fahrenheit an apocalypse?

Many places have had it before and the world didn't end? This is middle of July and such is expected.

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What do they expect us to do,?

They watched as thugs invaded and destroyed their shops while they watched. They couldn't mobilize and kill all of them? Thugs are mortals too.

I have no empathy to waste.

Let me guess. They are waiting for UN and the world to see. Idiotas!

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Ilaumoh:
GOV EMMANUEL INSPECTS ETEBI-ENWANG PROJECT :

Akwa Ibom State Governor, His Excellency, Mr Udom Emmanuel, today led his executive council members on an inspection visit of the ongoing construction on the Etebi-Enwang Bridge project linking Mbo with Esit Eket local government area, to ascertain the progress of work and charge the contractors on timely completion of the project.

Akwa Ibom currently have 4th longest bridge already in Ibeno LGA of the state (1100m long ) and will soon replace it with the longest one in Mbo LGA still in KAkwa Ibom state.

https://www.facebook.com/100064325576843/posts/pfbid012wwJAbVaR4ukMcKzxoewrHU9J2xbzqYqrYkQg9cgxzZ7o1v3J1vizMK8g4cHhQJl/?d=n

Akwa ibom ayaya


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dKrgGGhveY

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So longest bridge is 1.1km?

What a record to beat!

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tempest01:
Lol...soulless youth

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They are just Portables.


They want to collect their shares and turn around to mock Tinubu later.

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AyodejiFelix:
We need more companies like Sonia. They will surely reduce unemployment rates in the Nation.

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The only 3 things hindering development in Nigeria:

1. Electricity
2. Roads
3. Government agencies.

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FalseProphet1:
I see more fintech owners being jailed in Nigeria.

This I have seen.

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No jail times.

But a lot of the Fintech companies will collapse in a year or two. All the odds are against them.

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Thaabitt:
Imagine if there is anti gun laws, shooter will not be able to work around with gun not to talk of shooting the victims

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With your anti-gun laws in Nigeria, where do Boko Haram boys, ISWAP, Niger Delta militants, cultists and unknown gunmen get their guns from? Criminals do not obey laws.


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I can imagine her pain.
The loss of her only daughter was too painful to handle. She suffered too much from early childhood to lose the only thing that made life worth living.
Such chronic depression is deadly especially if she has no significant other to fill the void.

R.I.P

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That's why anti-gun laws are idiotic. Can one imagine how many victims would have been recorded without the armed citizens around?

A few years back Nigeria had people turn in their guns making them defenseless against Fulani herdsmen who maim and go unchallenged. Many years ago, individuals could own guns legally in Nigeria yet murder rate by firearms remained stable.

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Biodun556:

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Data and statistics on the wrong hands are dangerous.

Pointing out muslim-Christian tickets doesn't tell the stories. How do Christians survive in the states running muslim-muslim ticket like Kaduna, Borno, Zamfara, Katsina? Then compare it with how safe are Muslims in muslim-Christian (eg Adamawa) or christian-christian(Rivers, Akwaibom) states.

Regional or State politics is not the same as National politics where the President is the C-i-C while State governors are mere spectators. Why do you think President Buhari has failed to curtail the excesses of jihadists propagating Islamic agenda in every part of Nigeria? The governors cannot even secure their domains from the marauding Presidency-backed killers.

Muslim-Muslim ticket in the present day Nigeria is a trainwreck waiting to happen. Nigeria is not a nation where leaders resign or can be impeached. So if the citizens make the mistake of empowering candidates on the M-M ticket, they will have to endure the bloodbath for 8 years. It is smart to err on the side of caution. Prevention is better than cure.

Are your lives worth such a silly and risky gamble? United Nations nor Jesus Christ will not save you from such a mess you put yourself in.
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If indeed he is a notorious bandit, shouldn't that be an opportunity to grab him and send him to Kuje Kirikiri? Instead they even gave him a police orderly.

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Are you sure about church?

School is still the best option.

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swaggerjack:
We need the Kanu Nwankwo, Jay Jay Okocha, Daniel Amokachi,Mikel Obi, WIzkid,Linda Ikeji's, Omotola Jakinde to use their influence and push for a better Nigeria. They can't continue to stay in the sidelines while their fatherland continues to get worse.

They must use their influence to push for a candidate outside PDP,APC and Labour party whose candidates represent the old order of crooked and high level occultic men.

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But Okocha is trying. While other great African footballers are doing charity and building hospitals or sports arena, Okocha's contribution to humanity in Nigeria is the promotion of gambling (a highly addictive disorder as bad as drug abuse). At least Kanu can boast of a Heart Foundation.

Beyond football entertainment, Okocha is a wasted talent.

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Blaze14k:
What were you ppl expecting before... When nnamdi kanu wared,, u called him a terrorist. Well enjoy ur new nigeria

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Nigerians worry more about the messenger than the messages. They know that it is the absolute truth. But coming from MNK, they'd rather join Islam than listen to it.

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Vertraulichkeit:
You all should stop overrating BAT. Demystifying him in Lagos is not all that a difficult task, with the right people and a sincere approach, it is as easily possible as anything else.

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It is very easy.

To top it up, an ambitious governor will say that the house in 26 Bourdillon Road distorted the Lagos masterplan.

Then bulldozers will do the needful and run rickety Jagaban out of Lagos.

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Such is life.

If anyone had told her last week that she won't see July 18, 2023; she would have cursed the living daylight out of the person.

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I guess Oyetola is a bad student of history.

How could he be going for a contest and collect a flag from Buhari? Didn't he read the stories of Anthony Joshua and Super Eagles?



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