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Elashade:
Kilode!

From the look of things, I doubt if Kwankaso will get upto 1million votes in the entire north

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Kwankwaso is not in the race. He is making noise to see which highest bidder will pay him off.

Perhaps if Atiku brings in N1 billion in a GMG bag...he will do the needful.

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The robbery suspects were said to have abandoned their red Toyota car and snatched another one from with which they took to their heels and fled the scene.

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I don't understand. They snatched a car with which they took to their heels?

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Zeekaycn:
Dear Nairalanders!
I need info on this matter that's troubling me now. 2months ago my Fiance applied for a visa to stay in the UK, through the help of her far relative that stays there and the visa had been approved. The issue now is we have struggled to raise the money and up till now not yet completed. Funny thing is, this guy is saying now that he doesn't have any place to accommodate my fiance.

I'm scared of her going with just a million Naira. How can she cop before she finally get a job. We don't even know the situation there accomodation and cost of things.

This traveling thing was never in her mind but her elder sister who serves as her guidance keep pushing that she must leave. Don't even know if my relationship with her will still work afterward though we planned that when she gets there I may later join her.

Please who knows how it is to start up life in the UK? I'm troubled, we where supposed to get married before she travel but I gat pause.

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Once she departs from Nigeria, it is over.

Living abroad is a whole monster on its own with its numerous challenges. But keep praying because miracles do happen.

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You will be shocked at how many people believed him.

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Lolz

The same old format--pretend like you care until after the elections. Once you win, you lock up.

Few months from now, Tinubu will either enter keke, chop corn or fry akara in a public square AND morons will cheer.

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Wike is owing pensioners but donated millions of naira of Rivers State money to a State in the North. His people cheered.

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Victor2707:
Avoid this behaviour.

Sex is not just physical, it goes deeper into your spiritual domain.

Prostitutes are dirty mortals.

They will infect you with filthy spirits which will destroy your life.

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Who is a prostitute?

That loyal girlfriend codedly doing runs hopping from one hotel to the other is not any better. Ladies do not need to live in a motel to be prostitutes. Their phones are the only equipment they need. Who is a prostitute then?

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What Jagaban is spending his accumulated loot and LASG money to get, Peter Obi is getting for free.

This is the frustration APC urchins are getting so far.

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oz4real83:
It is always very easy to waste money that wasn't difficult to get, this is how "Yahoo money" is spent

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It is not about how the money was made. Globally, blacks are obligate consumers. Others produce, they consume. That’s why they are at the bottom of the economic ladder. Those that don’t have will borrow to have such a huge wedding.

If you like, invent a medicine that cures AIDS, black people don’t care. But if you buy a private jet, the encomium will be heard in the high heaven.

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All of them are scared of getting the Funsho Williams treatment. They’d rather settle for crumbs. Tinubu understudied the dreaded Chicago Mafians and he is using their playbook.
Who said he didn’t learn anything in Chicago?

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blinking001:
High value men don't cheat on their wives, they only exercise options. he slept with another woman is just him exercising his options and I'm sure his wife knows what's best for herself and children. He has nothing to prove to anyone. He's a king.

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Alright Kevin Samuel

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OneCandleAway:
Alex what if you born girl. Which maga will you name her after?

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Her name will be Regina Daniel


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Lolz.

Remember okada people and Fashola? He used them to campaign and after he won, he seized and burned all their okadas.

Yes. Vote in Tinubu based on ethnicity. But when he and his cronies will be in Aso Rock enjoying, nobody in your lineage will be there to pick some crumbs. After all the person wey dey use him head break coconut no dey follow chop am.

Buhari played the same "our son" politics on Northerners. Today even ACF, NEF and the Northerners as a whole are worse off than Buhari met them. Ango played tribal politics until his son got kidnapped in the Abuja-Kaduna train saga. After coughing out N100m to get him freed, I don't think his life will ever be the same again. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

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Wait!

Isn't he the man that was crying from a bunker in Ukraine that Putin wants to kill him.

Delusional!

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Who cares?

All of Buhari's children attended colleges in UK.

But the losers sitting at home for months wasting productive periods of their lives are the ones online campaigning for the government in power to continue.

Why bother?

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Lanretoye:
He is sick o,but some people papa no well reach am...some no even get atall.

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Have some faith.

You expect a car that just returned from a tune up in France to be running very jagabanly very soon. Give it some time. The shock absorbers go weak again soon and the shaking restarts. Oyibo medicines get expiry date.

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YorubaNiBaba:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/07/nigeria-cannot-afford-to-make-mistakes-in-2023-sanwo-olu/

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The beginning of the 6th paragraph said it all.

"Sanwo-Olu called on residents to be loyal and "obidient" to the state and the country"

Nothing else to add.

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Newton2024:
I came to jobs and vacancies section today to look for job. There are just two vacancies. But to my surprise, they both want ONLY FEMALES to apply. I think women would be the bread winners of the future.

Why do employers often employ females instead of males?

https://www.nairaland.com/7216124/veterinarian-wanted-female-preferred

https://www.nairaland.com/7222322/reputable-teachers-needed

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Female employees are loyal, more reliable and easier to manage. There is less societal pressure on ladies to "hammer" thus the risk on them as employees is very minimal.

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Meet4UBTC:
Ghana is saying rubbish Ooo! That prison was medium security one not MAXIMUM Ooo. No terrorist can break in to maximum security prison.

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Any group that can attack the NDA and left unchallenged can attack anywhere in Nigeria successfully.

3 hours of operation in Kuje and not a single resistance/challenge from your military.

Keep living on false hope.

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Noerection:
https://twitter.com/renoomokri/status/1546484991873486848

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What is he bleating about?

This is an "individual effort" rally in the absence of the contestant.

Did they tell him that Mr Obi held rally in Nsukka?

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ZeroChil:
Blame the shameless youths for supporting the old hags. This gives verifiable credence that some persons can be senile in their 20s and 40s.

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While they are sitting at home, rotting away and supporting the politicians; Wike's son just graduated from a UK university over the weekend.

So how can one feel sorry for this class of morons? Like I always say, the pain will be felt after graduating at 25 and employers show them conditions for employees. Right now most of them are nonchalant because they are still enjoying "mummy thank ma".

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Saharareporters investigated and published most of the criminal activities we know about Tinubu and Atiku in USA. Ever wonder why Sowore has failed to concentrate his criticism on the duo? I believe he is being haunted by his botched support for Buhari in 2015 who turned around and hit him hardly. I guess he is playing to the gallery to see if his international passport would be released so that he can reunite with his family in US.

There was a time the name Sowore sent jitters down the spines of Nigerian politicians. But having mixed up with politicians in Nigeria, he switched to a survival mode. I guess the only thing certain in life is uncertainty and Sowore is a living example.

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Is there anyone below 70 in Tinubu's camp?

Why can't all these senile, old men who have had their times in life just rest?

Then you see 20-40 years old cheering them on.

Nigeria is a tragi-comedy plot indeed.

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What people don't know is that forgery was easy during the era of Tinubu, Oduah, etc. Oluwole market around Idumota was in full swing. You could make cheap international calls via tapped phone lines. They can print a replica of any certificate imaginable. Heck there was a time it was easy to travel abroad with a brother's international passport because it didn't look the way it looks now. Technology was at inception.

These people got into foreign universities/colleges with fake results. That's what the whole macabre dance is all about. Tinubu dare not show his Oluwole certificate. Folks like Stella Oduah and her ilks went to school with God-knows-what or claim to have degrees from mushroom universities. How many politicians have been busted with fake foreign degrees? One would think that INEC will make it mandatory to verify certificates. But then, we are talking about Nigeria.

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Wetin concern me?

When Muslims get empowered and continued slaughtering Nigerians, na the same here we go come read the news.

Fantasy vs Reality.

No be to give water to monkey, na to retrieve the cup be wahala. Wailing after empowering your killers serve no purpose. It is like crying over spilled milk.
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Am I the only one confused by this "prophecy"?

Saying a lot and ended up not saying anything.

I believe that God is a straight shooter. All these tongue-twisting is mediocre at best.

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Dpharisee:
I am waiting for Reno to deny this openly

So Reno sef dey do FFK but forming Mr Righteousness and shaming women that failed in to their relationships

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Any Nigerian who's quick to mention Jesus and always quoting the Bible is the closest you can get to the devil.

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Nice one!

Moving like a newly serviced Tokunbo car.

After 1 month, he will fall apart again.

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Hopefully Kwankwanso can now find a way to remain relevant and focus on his campaign.

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Can these aristos tell Nigerians how they intend to fix Nigeria? Every election, they use unnecessary distractions like certificates, citizenship, history to hoodwink Nigerians while tactfully avoiding to discuss how to make Nigeria great.

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As a professor in Economics, they are not happy that Soludo will be running the State based on real data instead of padded numbers. Let's work with the slashed budget first and see if there is any significant difference. All the loopholes for malfeasance must be plugged.

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GoooodHardDick:
On what grounds would APC want Nigerians to vote for the party come 2023?

Anyone campaigning for APC despite their bloody failure should be seen as an enemy of Nigeria!

Nigerians wake up! This is the best Chance we have to kick these old ancestors out of there. We deserve better!!! Give us peter Obi! Vote labour party!

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We will vote back in APC because it is Jagaban's turn. He already promised us that he will continue the "good works" that Buhari is doing. If he wins, some wailers will say that he disappoints them. How? Not when he promised to continue where Buhari stops. The problem is that Nigerians do not ask the politicians to define their promises. Buhari promised change. He changed a bad GEJ's situation to worse. To me, that's a promise fulfilled. Change is Change. As if that wasn't enough, he promised NextLevel of change and dollars went from N350 to N610.

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