₦airaland Forum

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A party is only a platform to contest elections in Nigeria.
But Wike is behaving like a dejected girlfriend who posts pictures with other men to make her ex jealous.
Nobody is interested in Wike. They are only interested in the purse of RIvers State Government under his control. Once his tenure is over, he will be inconsequential like others before him.

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Omicronvaccine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=to8jNs4j_L0

Being Rich Is Only Sweet In Africa — Rapper Speed Darlington Shares His Experience (Video)



https://www.instagram.com/p/ChAEELYr9TK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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It is all about mindset. Poverty is a disease.

Things that rich people do as hobbies are what poor people do out of necessity. A rich person pays thousands per month to join a gym to lift heavy objects while poor people do it at job sites for tokens.
Oyibo man fixes his cars/machines as hobby. A rich African does not want to get dirty--it is below his/her class. How many rich Africans care to know how their cars work? It is all about consumption and protruding bellies and their life expectancy is only 54 years. Do you still wonder why? Our big men glorify whatever can lead them to untimely death--obesity, fast food and no physical activities.

Rich DIYers attract disdain in Nigeria.

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Savageman:
Hi everyone, after wasting 5 years of my life in benin doing Yahoo yahoo, gambling and wasting all the money i made on clubing, women, drugs and police case.. I came back to my parents house in Abuja to start a new legit life.

I'm 24 years old, a phone technician. When i came back to my parents house, i use the little money with me to open a phone repair shop in my area and some making little money. After couple of months working i meet this beautiful girl, who came to my shop to repair her phone. We got talking, exchange movies and contact and we became very close. She always come to my shop almost everyday and anytime she comes she will ask me of money (sometimes 1k or 2k) for something.. We would talk and watch movies together(she loves movies)..

Story short after about a month, i invited over to my house(parents house, but my room is not joined with the house) we were together and watching movies, well we had s*x. That's how it started.

Well the thing is she always bill me 2k, 1k, 5k. And am trying to arrange my life with the little money I'm making from my phone repair business. I'm saving up to buy a laptop to learn programming. and this girl always bill me anytime she comes to my shop. and anytime she come over to my place we always have s*x.. I want to stop all this, we are not in any relationship, she told me she doesn't have a boyfriend. I'm tired and i want to save up for my future. Im just confuse, How can i tell this girl i don't want this kinda friendship/relationship?

Please help me move to fp

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See you see village.


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cowboyvs:
Good day Folks, I am not going to bore you with all the details. Ok, I have been a member of this Forum but I really need matured advise cos I am in a dilemma right now. I met this cute babe in 2021. She is from Edo I am Igbo. I was really thinking of getting married to her but I have some serious concerns.

Firstly, sometime last year she came visiting. While she was sleeping on my laps her phone screen lit up so I was tempted to look and I saw message delivered to Mariam. So something whispered to me to check the content of the message. When I checked, I discovered that the message was deleted after it was sent.

So being a Guyman, that discovery spurred my curiosity. What I did was to copy the number and checked on Truecaller, lo and behold a Man’s name appeared. So I checked his name on face book and checked on WhatsApp too and I saw it was a married Man with five kids.

So I waited till morning and confronted her. Initially, she denied it was a man but when I confronted her with my evidence she confessed it was a married man. I enquired further and she told me they have had s*x like 4 times while we were dating ooo. I butted her out of my house and blocked her completely.

But this babe will be using other pple’s phones to call and be sending msgs telling me she is sorry. So at a point I forgave her and we continued, but, I was not ready to start trusting her again. So last week, I was trying to see if she has truly turned a new leaf before making a major move by going to see her parents. I was shocked what I saw in her WhatsApp.

There was this random dude asking her out. From their chats she told the guy that she has a boyfriend so she can’t have anything to do with him. But, she sent him a video of her touching her Vagi*a. Telling him she wets and squirts very well. When the guy demanded they see so he can feel her she told him no that her Vagin* is only for her boyfriend. Also I saw so many guys asking her out but she kept telling them she is in a serious relationship and she can’t date them.

So I am really confused. She is 22 and I am 33. It pains me so much cos this girl is so loving and caring and also a good cook. She treats me well and has never disrespected me. I am really hurting inside cos I feel this is not the kind of woman I wanna marry like how do u expose the most intimate part of ur body to someone else. Is it lack of maturity or she is jst loose and I didn’t know. I have refused picking her calls but she keeps on begging and sending msgs seriously. I am tired.

Please I need matured advise cos I am no longer getting young and I wanna settle down ASAP.

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Marrying her is the same as voting in Tinubu for President.

Are you BATified? Because denial and delusion is their forte.

Your life will suck afterwards.

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Southernigbo:
She been previously married twice, but on each occasion the husband died after 2 to 3 yrs. Now she is finding it difficult getting a husband and she is still very young and beautifu. Some ppl who other wise have asked for her hand think there is superstious about her, but actually there is not she is just a normal lady and nothing more who was only unlucky to have had the life of a peculiar type of trial.

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Introduce her to a man you truly hate.

Then start the countdown.

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Everyone is collecting from C-curve Emi lokan while they still can. Don't expect anything meaningful to happen in Lagos until after the election. Time to cash out. Take your share and vote your conscience afterall it is una money they looted.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp0auz2Q2lE

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Iamdbull:
Really worried about Kizz these days, why the incessant absence from shows, most people attributes it to pride but being someone that knows about the entertainment system, I can tell there is more to it, prolly some managerial challenges since he runs his label himself. I pray he totally overcomes it. The video of police picking him up that I saw is really disheartening.


We artist are going through alot man it's not easy.

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If you are really keen on being an artist, you shouldn't be on Nairaland. These folks exist to kill your career. There were many before you Even if you do Buga remix with Kizz Daniel, they will shit on it until your self-esteem returns to zero.

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Ibcrown:
Capping!!

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In other words, he is good at picking looters which is why Nigeria is in a sorry state from the criminals he imposed on the system. Who are these people he made? Errand boy Trademoni VP or Minister of Darkness or McOluomo? So much for hyped importance.

He is bad at picking leaders. E mi lokan disciples should stop making mockery of themselves with silly arguments.

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Channah1:
Okra
Meat
Pomo
Ogbono
Bitter leaf
Uziza seeds
Uziza leaves
Fresh pepper
Opei
Crayfish
Oil
Ground Pepper

I pounded the uziza seed and added to the meat and pomo. I then added seasoning cubes with little water to simmer before addingmore water to cook it.


I then dissolved the opei with hot meat water and added to the boiling meat.
Dissolved the ogbono with oil and added the boiling meat stock. Let it done. Added bitter leaf at this stage.

I let the bitter leaf for a few secs and added the grated/, chopped okra, stired before finally adding the uziza leaves and brought it down immediately.

Last pics.
I turned my lafun lesekese and dished as e dey hot .

Lafun and bitter leaf okra soup ready and served.

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It looks nice.

Then for N1700, that's a milestone.

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Being a virgin doesn't necessarily mean that she is not having sex.

She may have preference for other orifices so that she will be able to hoodwink her future husband when the time is right. It happens. Cave ne sedes.

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Post covid lockdown,

Rich countries give palliatives and tax incentives.

Nigeria gives high tariffs and high taxes .

I am betting to see how much pressure Nigerians can take before they bend like Tinubu.

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dre11:
NATION

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FFK comes to mind.

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Fira09:
Those fighting Peter Obi never had sense, Obidient movement not ordinary – Catholic priest



https://dailypost.ng/2022/08/08/those-fighting-peter-obi-never-had-sense-obidient-movement-not-ordinary-catholic-priest/

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Fighting Peter Obi is a lucrative business. They collect billions as media consultants from Tinubu and Atiku, then pay thousands to hungry urchins to go online to make noise. The rest is profit in billions/millions as the case may be. If not for the temporary pecuniary gain, they won't stick out their necks for C-curve "e mi lokan" or Atiku.

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Nigerian politicians?

If Obi wins, there won't be enough space in LP to contain defectors. It is all about personal interests.

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Newton2024:
Buhari’s Family Abandoning Tinubu – Reno Omokri



https://dailypost.ng/2022/08/08/buharis-family-abandoning-tinubu-reno-omokri/?amp=1

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The fact is that one cannot tell who is where until about a month to the election.

Defection is the greatest disservice to Nigerian democracy. It makes mockery of the whole process.

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Tinubu should have done more researches. In many cultures within Nigeria, respect is earned and not automatic by age. So if an elder go begin play with small pikin dem, make he no complain say sand touch am for body.

A greedy adult shouldn't expect anyone to bow down to him because of pittance he offers from his loot. Many people still have integrity even though times are hard.

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aspabay:
The governors were concerned about the deteriorating state of the economy and the ripple effect on the nation ahead of the 2023 general elections.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/547318-exclusive-governors-ask-buhari-to-take-33-steps-to-rescue-nigerias-economy.html

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Can't squeeze water out of a stone. Oil price has started coming down from multi-year high. Nigeria go hear am soon.

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clockwisereport:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/08/06/bye-bye-for-obidients-senator-nnamani-asks-supporters-to-dump-peter-obi/

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Isn't it funny that everything he said centered on his personal political survival?


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How can he be a running mate to someone he is better than? The North brings a dunce and make an educated Southerner his vice to be doing the heavy-lifting. It is about time.

Shehu Shagari, NCE (President)
Dr Alex Ekwueme, Ph.D (VP)

Umar Yar'Adua (President)
GEJ, Ph.D (V.P)

Mohammadu Buhari, WASC (President)
Osibanjo, Ph.D (V.P)

Atiku Abubakar (OND)
And he expects Obi to repeat the mistakes of 2019.

I don't blame the illiterate Northerners; I blame the educated Southerners that bend over for them.

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Since early 90’s, ASUU strike persists. Each generation comes up aloof thinking that their case will be different. At the end, Nigeria happens to all. The majority of students who are still under their parents will never understand because their immediate needs are being taken care of. It is always after NYSC that many realize the rot they find themselves in. Currently they are in their parents’ houses watching BBN, shining teeth and hoping e go better. In your dreams!

Time flies. That’s why you see that 19-yrs old lady thinking she got it. Then she turns around and realizes that she is still single and underemployed at 35. Worse, her male counterparts become loafers. What’s next? They become easy preys for pastors. Isn’t life great? Life in Nigeria will humble you.

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Interesting15:
When you close your eyes and depart this world, there is an afterlife you will find yourself.

While our current world is limited and short, this afterlife is eternal and everlasting.

Interestingly, your actions and decisions here on earth will determine where and how you will spend your afterlife.

In the afterlife, everyone will be judged by God for the things we did on earth.

While some will be embraced into Heaven (a place of eternal peace and comfort), some will be banished to hell fire (a place of eternal torment).

Hence, the best thing you can do for yourself is to start preparing for the afterlife before you die.

How can you adequately prepare?

Simply accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior, and forsake your sins.

Say this prayer now:

LORD JESUS, I believe in my heart that You died for me and You raised on the third day for my justification. And so I confess with my mouth that You are my Lord and Savior. From today, I belong to the family of God. Thank You for giving me eternal life.

Now, start serving Him in spirit and in truth, and ignore the sinful distractions of this world.

You see, this is one prominent way to live a true fulfilled life, and you must align yourself with God your Creator to become all He has destined you to be. Don't forget that it is your destiny to have an intimate righteous relationship with God which is eternal in nature, through Jesus Christ. You will be empowered with the Holy Ghost, and you will live a life of true dominion.

God bless you, in Jesus Name.

https://www.sundayakanni.com/2022/08/be-sure-of-your-afterlife-before-you.html?m=1

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You need a job.

That's all.

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Is the N2 million after visa fee + BTA + ticket have been subtracted?


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Reader530:
Good day my people. I want to marry a girl. She respects me so much. She is very intelligent and hardworking. She is productive. She has many talents.

In fact, during rainy season, she will leave city for her village and go to farm that is where she spens her annual leave. She cooks well, she can plait hair all styles and she can plait her hair herself of all styles. She is God fearing, always from work, church, domestic chores and other things at home that earns her money.

She is beautiful but has a curved back. My challenge is curved back, how can I overcome this challenge. Matured advice please.

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Curved inward or curved like Tinubu?

Kindly specify.

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They acted based on their lawyers' advice

If they believe they have a case, they should ask their lawyers to handle the case pro bono.

Everyone is cashing out.

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I guess they believe that a 50 years is way pass his/her prime but an 86-yrs old Tinubu is still a teenager. Good to know.

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Isn't it ironic that Israel(supposed God's own people) use their military to defend themselves against external aggression while a country like Nigeria in far away Africa will be praying to Jesus to come and defend her citizens?

Do the Israelites know what we don't know?

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sonnie10:
But any off cut due to slope should be waste. Remember , the central idea is to have a whole straight sheet without joints, to prevent leakage.
Those rolls of aluminum sheets come in standard width of about one meter.
When you buy them, it’s going to be 1 meter width x whatever length you would need.

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I understand. But cut offs had some uses in my own case.

The front of my build was only 6 inches above the roof from inside before the cap. So I made my assumptions based
on how mine was designed.

As inter alia stated, it is his choice. If he can't do it right, it does not worth the hassle of constant maintenance.

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sonnie10:
If one square meter of aluminum sheet is 2500 (going by the price of 0.45 gauge roofing sheet)
Therefore, 50k worth would only cover 20 square meters.
Being that there are 4 sides need
So each side is assumed to be 5 square meters

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You are right. It depends on the size of his build. But then each one shouldn't take a whole square meter. Don't forget that up there are not perfect squares because they start and slope down.

A competent carpenter should be able to get him a good measurement/estimate. Actually if he has two angle irons put together, they can do the measurements and bending at the site to get it right.

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Shoes always have ways of rubbing off bleaching cream on toes while washing hands does its job on the knuckles.

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KIDfurniture:
Oh I have seen this before sir ! You’re very correct . I can’t afford this type . I will go for the sheets that will seat on the blocks with uch will have facing boards

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It shouldn't cost you more than extra N50K.

It is your choice she.

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life2017:
https://thenationonlineng.net/cans-stance-on-muslim-muslim-ticket-not-of-god-bishop/

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His picture only elicits laughter. Packet shirt, big aluminium necklace and aboki skull cap do not make a bishop

No need to say anymore.

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