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Dangote! Come and see your mate

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GamalNasser:
In Nigeria once you make 1 billion Naira by A Bullet proof SUV with run flat tyres ..A B6 grade BP land cruiser could have saved his life

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Don’t piss off a determined killer. You can be a target at home, social function not excluding the church. The people after you will be billionaires like you who can afford more than enough firepower.
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They move in convoys with police escorts forgetting that a rain of bullets will catch the officers (who are not attentive most of the times) off-guard.

He must have pissed off the wrong people.

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Fahdiga:
Even though the whole world saw the irregularities that marred the charade called election in the US, Trump should go ahead and hand over to the election rigger Joe Biden just for peace sake and preserve the long history of democracy in the USA

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Is it just this period that you noticed irregularities in US elections? Bush vs Gore. Or the fact that black voters had always been disenfranchised in the South. It doesn't make it right. But Trump should spare us the load of crap. His business empire is in a hole with $400m personal guaranteed loans by Trump. Freeloading in the White House seems to be his only hope and that's why he wants to cling on it with his dear life. It has nothing to do with democracy for Trump. He is just being a spoilt brat.

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Can Adeboye or Oyedepo talk like this?

If it ain't about tithes, they go mute.

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EFCC, DSS, NPF and Nigerian military should learn from this. Their allegiance should be to the nation, Constitution, Presidency and not a candidate. Even though Trump is the C-i-C, we didn't see the CIA, FBI, etc hunt down democrats to protect Trump. That's democracy at work. Power is transient but institutions must be preserved.

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Age matters.
Buhari of 1985 is not Buhari of 2021 just as Tinubu of 2008 is not Tinubu of 2021. Where is Adedibu today? Dead and forgotten. All the acolytes and family members he planted in National and State politics quietly went into oblivion.

Tinubu is in Paris praying for a second chance at life while political jobbers are talking about 2023 as if Tinubu is immortal.

Is anyone holding Buhari to account for the next two years remaining of his inglorious stint in Aso Rock? Let folks survive Buharimania first especially since coronavirus is known to have been picking special targets.

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Simple test for apologetic simps talking about trust.

Put a hidden cam to monitor activities. Unlock your phone and place it where your wife will see it.

Then watch TRUST at work.

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This is why you got to respect oyibo more. If it were in oyiboland, they put their money where their mouth " is" (for grammarians) --DNA labs would have popped up like Betnaija at every corner. The prize can be subsidized too. Get 2 tests, get 1 free. Bring your neighbours and friends. We can even do Black Friday DNA test promo!

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Downey:
Your opinion though

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The exact same thing MMM and MBA Forex losers said when we warned them in the beginning.

Anyone who wants to scam for a living should use Nigerians for the pilot run--they are the gifts that keep giving. Don't forget that they are the "wisest" humans.
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Right or wrong...that's determination at work.

Not Nigerians that are too scared to get to the Legislative building instead they turn to sycophants whose strength lie only on social media.

This is a challenge to the system and you will learn how a system works from this saga. Presidency is bigger than a person and his ambition.

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Kingstanding:
. Western world valued women more than men. Women rule the world in Europe and America that place really good for women to live and enjoy their life to the fullest, do shit and out kicked out from your house you bought with your sweat. Men have a long way to go in Western world.

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Not true! The court deals with facts presented the right way and that's where the naivety of Nigerian men manifests. I have been in court with women and left them legally bruised. One cried in court when hit with facts, evidence and data. Fight your fight.
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When you tell them, they won't hear.

The signs were there definitely from Nigeria but he ignored them. Some might have advised him to pray over it (rolls eyes). Some people can only learn the hardway. I wish him luck as a percentage of his salary is automatically garnished for the next 3 years. Serves him right.

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They will just keep chasing Ekweremadu everywhere.

16-20 years in the senate without any signature project to his name except a few roads he championed about two years ago.

How long will he keep running?

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kingeze88:
I'm married with 2 kids, a boy, and a girl but I trust my wife that is why I have never thought of anything like a DNA test, I didn't do the blood group of my kids to know if they carried my blood group because I know my wife will never bring another man's kids for me. My wife do tell me what's happening at her office, how some of her colleagues are dating their bosses in the office.

When I saw DNA trending on Twitter, I clicked on it where I read the sad news of Mr. Tunde Thomas who died after he discovered that the two kids he thought he was their biological father belong to his Wife's boss, Mr. Adam Nuru of FCMB Bank.

I couldn't sleep that night, I concluded that the next for me is to do the DNA test for my two kids to confirm that I'm their biological father.

Immediately my wife left Home today, thank God schools have closed till further notice, I took my kids to our family hospital to run a DNA test, and the Doctor told me the results will be ready tomorrow.

When my wife arrived this evening, I told her that, the DNA results of our kids will be ready tomorrow.

My wife told me that immediately I bring the results home tomorrow and the results confirmed that I'm their biological father, she will leave my house immediately.

Please, Should I tell her I'm just joking or wait for the DNA result?

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No big deal.

You only confirmed that you are a slowpoke by telling her. I will advise her to leave you too but not because of the DNA issue but for being a mor.on.

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They were not paid the 1st month. They continued working. Then 2nd month, no show.
3rd, 4th, 5th....until 18th month.

Who is to blame? Stop empowering oppressors. 3rd time is the charm. They should have stopped after the third month of nonpayment.

And when they come face to face with the governor, they will be bowing down in obeisance instead of beating the crap out of him to reset his brain.

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BennyDGreat:
All the examples you gave doesn't tally with this particular scenario

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I have described them in the kindest word possible considering the havoc they wreck.

You may elect to call them your personal lord and saviour. It is your right.

The only innocent pastors/G.Os in Nigeria are the ones that haven't been caught or too big to be investigated.


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BennyDGreat:
Which of those three have scammed you before?
Please expose it here

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Did Hushpuppy scam you to be a scammer?

Did you wait for Boko Haram to kill you before they are recognized as terrorists?

Did SARS kill you before being identified as killers?

So none of them scammed me personally before I called them out for what they are. Crime to one is crime to all.

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edoairways:
Some are selected for the gospel to be pastors, prophets, teachers etc.

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But the men listed are habitual merchants of annual false prophecies who milk their bunch of gullible followers to live extravagantly.

Yeah! They are men of gods. Stop respecting criminals. They are worse than purveyors of MMM because they are destroying souls.

One of them will be shouting fire!fire!! Die! Die!! to invisible enemies instead of telling the downtrodden followers that the bad governance is the cause of their misfortune. Some of the scammers claim that their fortune came from God because they paid tithes. Of course, tithe to themselves. They have access to the bank accounts of the churches

Year in, year out China produces more billionaires even though the government is prosecuting christians and are mostly Budhists. Why are they more prosperous than the miracle peddlers in Nigeria? China has 60 billionaires below the age of 40 in 2020. Yet none of these scammers is close to being a billionaire. Does wealth come from paying tithes or is tithe another avenue for them to keep enriching themselves? When MMM and MBA Forex cleaned up Nigerians, one can understand why tithes are here to stay. Not because it works but because mo.rons are not in short supply.

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Downey:
Obedient is better than cure no business mugu here...The men of God l trust in the top flight are
1 Pastor Kumuyi
2 pastor Adeboye
3 pastor Olukoya

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Nobody is a man of God. These are just finesse agents who scam with verses in the Bible.

We are all children of God created in his(?) image and likeness.
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They can build Lekki Toll gate to rake in billions but can't build one standard hospital. Tinubu's son died because they couldn't make arrangements in time to fly him to London. Did they learn anything from that? The closest thing to a good hospital is the First Cardiology Hospital in Lagos where our big men get admitted to die expensive death. Who wan die?

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Height. Volume. Pressure differential.

Cup 2

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popesco123:
Umahi will not get the presidency is Fayemi or Makinde we the southwest know

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Someone is still hoping on regional politics.

Even the Katsina experience has not reset some people's brains.

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Some people prancing around for 2023 are not even sure they will see the end of 2021. Man trying to play God. Kashamu and Kyari still didn't know what hit them.

Life get as e be.

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Just same promotional talks to generate more ticket sales. Nothing more.

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michlins:
obviously, you haven't been on site or seen them work.> First they're too lazy and can't differentiate between work and pleasure times. Their love for our women no be here. They might be discussing with a woman forgetting what they have already mixed couple of bags of cement and it will just block and they will go back to using it to fill holes.

They don't understand that while plastering, you need to pack the cements that dropped on the floor. They will leave it to dry out.

Believe me, these people are very good at their work. Their walls are extra smooth when compared to our locals but their biggest issue is wastage.

Maybe I have been meeting the wrong team and you might meet people who are exceptional on your project. Good luck

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@ the bolded.



It is true that everything with advantages has disadvantages. I guess the owner has to post a sign “Randy men at work. No woman/ladies allowed near here”

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michlins:
they're uniquely skilled and inexpensive but they waste materials like mad. I have been to many site they have worked on and it's not worth it at all.

At a time it was as if they were taking over plastering jobs in this town but not anymore. Not when cement is too expensive. These people will mix two bags of cement around 5:45pm and close work around 6:10pm and they will dump the cement in any available holes they can find. If you ask them, they will tell you if you are not rich, you won't be building a new house.

The economics isn't in their favor at all

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What happened to no mixing of cement after 5pm? And if they choose to mix without using it all, the cost will be deducted from their payments. Such warning should be handed out before giving them the job. It sounds more like a problem of poor supervision.

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earthrealm:
I dislike the high roof, and prefer contemporary roof, however this your choice of contemporary roof is too simple,.. i also dont like it.
Try using a better style of contemporary roof as in pics below.

I like contemporary roof cos of the following

1. More pleasing to the eye
2. You can install solar panels DISCREET LY ,&optimally and also solar water heater.

3. Easy to combine roof sitout
4. Cheaper than the common steep roof

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High roofs are nice if put on the right design but because of our penchant to abuse everything, some people will put it even on a shack. There are some buildings with high roofs on them that will leave you scratching your head. And if I may quote kobocity, some architects’ choice for the height of king post is as the spirit led.

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Kingosytex:
The controversy and conspiracy surrounding this coronavirus is too much.

Whether the virus is real or scam is what I can't really fathom but I am sure that it doesn't exist in Nigeria, all those figures of cases being manufactured are done for the selfish interests of certain people in high places probably to get funds from W.H.O and other health authorities.

Lastly, let Bill Gates and other well meaning individuals or associations pushing for the said vaccines administer it to their respective families , I appreciate their kindness but let them not come close to Naija…Covid no dey here.

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Fact 1: Coronavirus is real.

NB: I just don't like the way the authorities are going about it.

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It is pointless debating with anyone living in Nigeria. Once you leave Nigeria and land in any other country (especially outside of Africa), you will realize that Nigeria is worse than a shithole. How can you debate with someone who marvels at the construction of freaking flyovers or pedestrian bridges?

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mank1234:
After pop installers messed up my wall tiles yesterday, i was wondering the best way to get those stains off, a Bing search got me here: https://www.kobocity.com/d/17-removing-cement-stains-from-tiles

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You should have done the POP first.

Or buy nylon and use masking tapes to cover the tiles as work progresses.

Finishing has always been the biggest challenge in construction in Nigeria. It is sad to hear Togolese and Ghanaians taking over plastering jobs in Nigeria because it seems they are more patient with their skills. That's what I heard...never used them.

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kobocity:
Hmmm!


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As I was reading this post, the project below came to mind. Steel structures are designed to specifications and not “as the spirit led.”
I believe someone would be telling the design team “If all the trusses connect at a point... blah, blah...”

I stick with my steel fabricator because he always ask for the engineering drawing for every small structures we are building.

He’s on the team of the guys that built Obasanjo Tank Farm. Just in case anyone need references

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@ the bolded.

The things you hear here sometimes

As the spirit led indeed.

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