₦airaland Forum

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Coronavirus means business.

Watch them start praying for him...

forgetting that they looted the billions for Aso clinic. I am glad that prayers don't work else Nigeria would be the greatest country in the world with the way they disturb God unnecessarily.


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Hotfreezer:
What of Honda and Hyundai. Compare the logo too.

Apoda atole oloripelebe. Shut up your dirty mouth and ride your Innoson trash boxes and your Ugama hiace mobile coffins used by PMT, let us ride our JAC and Nord in peace.
Very wicked and bitter soul. You've finally seen that omoluabis are not your father's mates.

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Don't give yourself hypertension.
The owner of NORD (Jeeeeeesus Christ! OMG!!) won't come to your funeral. Calm down.

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If you want to copy atleast be smart about it. China started it. Don't buy from China and name it Koyota and think intelligent minds won't ask questions.Guess who is cheering? The same folks that think a flyover built by a governor is the 10th wonder of the world.

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naptu2:
Here's another one

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NAPTU would have sounded somewhat original than NORD.

Nkie and Nike are not the same just as abidas and adidas are not the same.

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naptu2:
I was shocked when I discovered that some people believe that the word Nord came from Ford. That's a shocking level of ignorance. It meant that they do not know that the word Nord has existed for more than a millenia (long before the Ford Motor Company was dreamt of) and that it means North. There have been very many companies that have had the name Nord.


Here are some of Nord's vehicles.


1) Nord A3 sedan.

2) Nord A5 SUV

3) Nord Tank pickup truck

4) Nord Max pickup truck

Pictures are from Nord's website. https://nordmotion.com/vehicles/

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Who cares?

When they have Nollywood vs Hollywood, it is hardpress to expect people not to believe that it is the same copycat just like fake accents. Ford is a global brand and the people at Nord are ignorant to use "Nord". Most people do not have the time nor interest to start digging their history. It is a Ford knock off just like a fake Rolex. They should have known better. I apologize for asking Nigerians to think. It is an impossible task.

For the fact that it has to be explained says it all.

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A General in Nigerian Army is equivalent to a seargent in Israel army. After coup, IBB
and cohorts were dashing one another military ranks like chewing gum. Buhari was a beneficiary.

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Too late.

Some people intentionally hurt others hoping that asking for forgiveness will reset everything. What of the lives he destroyed? Any restitution?

Be kind to others and there won't be need for mea culpa.

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Where were the UN Security Council when the citizens of Mali were being killed like fowls in their country?

Boko Haram and herdsmen are murdering innocent citizens and they keep quiet. When the necessary happens, they will want the people to revert to status quo ante. Only morons will obey some unfavourable orders.

Now you see why Trump calls their bs.
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Just like the Chinese loan when it comes up, the cases will be determined in an International court
and Nigeria will be forced to abide by the ruling. Nigerians can only watch helplessly as it unfolds.

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ECOWAS is useless anyway.


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This is why I think other African countries hate Nigerians. They know that they are cowards masquerading as peacelovers. At no point will they fight for themselves. Even at the point of death, they will be shouting that it is all about respect. Well...Ghanaians and South Africans have shown that they have limit to oppression and nonsense. Do Nigerians? Na just to dey make noise dey sabi for Nigeria. Time for action, they start claiming holier than Christ or Mohammed instead of admitting that they are born losers and cowards.

Don't be surprised that these 400 morons are protesting because of about 10 indians.
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pocohantas:
Ironically, some of the feminists I know are doing their men well. It is you guys with non-feminist gfs creating threads upandan.

“What I saw in my gf’s phone. I am fainting.”

“My gf is smelling of condom, what do I do?”

“I bought her phone, now she is no more picking my calls.”

I don’t know what is the problem. Maybe you guys have your definition of feminism muddled up or there is something you are not telling us.

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Nigerians love to belong to organizations and associations. The weirder the acronym, the better. The people you know doing their men are not feminists. They are fake. Real feminists do not have men. They are frustrated, ugly, old bags who believe their misfortune in life is tied to men.
Because they are never happy, men run away from them. Don't let the ones who talk the talk deceive you.
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Africa my Africa!

We have brains but don't think.
People are looting their destiny and they clap becsuse America magically convinced them that democracy is the best. Is Nigeria in democracy? What manner of democracy when the votes don't count? Even under military rule, the country had never had it this bad. The worst argument is that the worst democracy is better than the best military rule. You hear some educated illiterates in Africa vomitting this thrash. Good is good; bad is bad.

How did oyibo manage to convince Africans that polygamy is bad but homosexuality is great?
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The FBI and Dubai police outshined them in the Hushpuppi saga. EFCC is trying to gather some attention. Unknown to them, most Nigerians believe that they are as useless as they come.

All the noise about Hush is gone. He can now enjoy his stay in prison in peace. After all the hype about his invicibility, he will now understand that Nigerians can goad anyone into untimely grave.

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And the person that installed the hand sanitizer on the wall couldn't mount it straight?

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I will never live in a place that I am not wanted. Simple. Nigerians' response to any unfavourable condition is flight. If everyone keeps running away from Nigeria, they will never gain respect. When was the last time you heard of massive protest in Nigeria against bad governance? That's how other countries attained greatness. The citizens did not run away but stayed back to fight their battles.

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CuteMercury:
Good evening ladies and gentlemen, so by next year or next two years, it is now 100% certain that i will leave for the United States of America.

Though i am educated but what i have come to understand is that in our world today, most especially in the United States of America, learning a skill is very Very important and you can can never go broke or jobless if you have certain skills in the United States of America.

So i want to use the rest of this year to acquire a skill that will be of great help to me when i get to America.

So i have decided to learn interior home and office designing and decorating.

I want to ask if acquiring a skill of interior design is the best for me or what are the top skills you think i can acquire or someone can acquire before travelling to the United States of America.

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Interior designing and decoration is a waste of time and effort. Most people don't care that much especially considering that designs are already made and available at cheap prices.
Pack your bags and go. Whatever you will need to survive will be learned in US. Even ordinary barbing we take for granted, you will need minimum 6 months school and a state license. Be ready to start from the bottom. If you are leaving this year, there may not be enough time to learn I.T

By the way, you are one of a kind to put 100% certainty in a future occurrence.
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bezimo:
You are a bastard lying..I am based in N.America and i can tell you that..church is registered as charity..not corperate stuff.Get your facts straight and stop talking nonsense..Also in those societies they dont tax church..because you cant tax charity organizations.

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Why are you fuming? Oyedepo chose to incorporate his company in those countries not me. He filed "Article of Incorporation" and his company's official name is Living Faith Church Worldwide Inc. He knows he is running a business. You are the one in denial with your hero worship.

You live in N. America. Congratulations! Na everybody wey live for Lagos know wetin dey happen for Lagos?

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KosiGee:
When Arthur Eze speaks, not only does his speech problem manifest but the words and ideas that come out his mouth are appalling. He should keep the microphone away from himself. He has talent in making money and know how to humble people with it. He could dip his hands in his pockets and surprise you with an amount you’d never ever dream of but his cognition is faulty.
Every time he talks, people shudder at his thought process. He has called Yoruba people ‘these Awolowo people’, faulted Igbos presidential aspirations and extolled Fulani/Hausa who gave him contract in the early 80s and now boasting about ‘installing’ three African presidents. The man has issues and should stop saying nonsense.

Look at some of the people associated with him...Tony Nwoye, a brilliant and a very hard working guy but this is someone who shouldn’t be coming near a microphone. Tony also has speech problems...he would pronounce shoe as choe, chuga for sugar. Like Arthur Eze, both men care more about their pockets than bringing change to the people.

Look at Austin Ndigwe, another misfit who can’t speak well but packs a lot of punches in ‘hustling’, a pathological liar, greedy, an exaggerated sense of his self worth. This fool would want people to stand up when he walk past them. Anuofia nmadu.

Like Arthur with his dysfunctional crew, like Eselu who was there during Mbadinuju era, another money miss road who boasts of governors and law makers he ‘installed’.

Arthur Eze should keep his mouth shut. He might have graduated from an American University...he walked through University but university didn’t walk through him. He remains a misfit with all his billions.

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Don't forget that Eselu was a thug for Arthur Ezeh for years. Na Arthur's boy be that.

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Nigeria is what it is today because we don't have men with balls like IBB. Even the military men are so "sisiified" that they run away from battlefront into Cameroun.

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samsard:
Why do we mock a fellow African for not speaking like a Westerner? From r me it is not short of inferiority complex.

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Blame Arthur. If I were him, I will be damned if I speak English unless outside Igbo land.

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OfoIgbo:
In 2021, people like Soludo and Maduka, will be the hot cakes for the gubernatorial seat. And there is nothing moneybags like Arthur Eze will be able to do about it.

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Didn't you see the video of Maduka in Arthur Ezeh's house kissing his a$s? Go read the content of the congratulatory message he sent to Arthur on the location of Police Area Command in Ukpo.

Don't blame Arthur. Power dey sweet. Blame the folks who place too much unnecessaey importance on Arthur. His candidates have been defeated many times in Anambra state. It is quite shocking that people who should know better are still hanging around Arthur.

By the way, Arthur Ezeh graduated from California State University, Long Beach--they have a reputable Engineering program.

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Why is he covering his face?

I hope it is not Mc Oluomo behind the mask.

Seeing is believing.

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In UK, US and Canada, the church was registered as a corporate entity with an article of incorporation noting that it is a business with 501(c) denotation.

But in Nigeria, they claim to be churches out to (not save souls) but nail prosperity into the head of even the laziest fellow in the congregation.

Churches and mosques are profitable organizations and must be taxed. Oyedepo only fumes whenever money is involved.

There must be written, oral and practical exams before a church/mosque is registered. After the written and oral exams, the pastor/imam will be given a blind or deaf or dumb to reverse their situation. Those who can will get Tier-1 certificate. Those who cannot get Tier-2 and 3 certificates. Just like a business, the church/mosque must show its Tier level in all its communication. Unless the pastor/imam specifically agrees not to engage in peddling miracles (false advertisement).
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EgunMogaji2:
Okay so in regards to coren, quacks, Baba lati brikila, etc

If you’re building anything other than a bungalow on dry land, then you should give your job to experienced and demonstrated builders. Adventures, RichYoungRuler, KolaSHangOne, AbdulWastecx, Spyder880, Skimanski, Darenyx (my personal person architect) are some of the names I’m personally considering as supervising contractor on my next build which has a suspended floor. Not all with agree nor wish to have their name attached to a project that they don’t have total oversight over. I know the critical areas of construction. So I pretty much just need to have my pillars and suspended slabs done right. Right as in structural and not cosmetic.

Over the years we’ve debated over many collapsed buildings, so it’s a reality that issues occur.

This brings me to the point that I’m trying to make. Don’t minimize, ridicule the Baba Lati artisan. The trick here is to use the right tool for the job. Some jobs require Julius Berger, some jobs only a local welder. The involved homeowners task is to decide when to call in the big guns.

I’m currently building rental bungalows. I have oversight from a local certified person at critical stages. Mostly it has been just me and my Baba Lati. Most of the work that we salivate over on here have Baba Latis work all over them. Go past the flash and you’ll see the real workers.

Have a nice Sunday.

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Rule 1: Understand what exactly Baba Lati is supposed to be doing.

Rule 2: Sit on him to ensure he does it right. Pay him more if you have to.

It always boils down to close supervision.
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No big deal.

Once he meets your parents and pay the bride price, both of you can stay with each other as long as you want. Unless he doesn't love you that much.

Complex problem. Simple solution.

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neduboo:
Hello professionals, please can #2M build me a 3 bedroom bungalow. The land is already available.

My family house is old and always affected by floods. Anytime rain falls, the whole house is flooded. Though floods usually disturb that area. I'm majorly concern about my parents who are getting old putting their legs and sleeping on top of the flood anytime it rains heavily. Because of the flood, I developed asthma while growing up and still battling with it.

Initially, I have an intention of doing some rehabilitation of the old house by removing the roof and filling it above the flood level so that in case the flood comes it will stay outside and won't be able to enter the house (worse case scenario). But my mom discouraged me telling me that it's better to rebuild a new house because the foundation of the old house is already weak.

But I'm very confused because I doubt if my budget can build me a new 3 bedroom flat in front of the old house.

Please kindly advise me. Thanks in anticipation

Location: Lagos

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Foundation, block works and then monopitch roof.
Nothing fancy.
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Hunger-induced hallucination is real.

Save yourself first.

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Alexgman1:
Can someone who rarely pay tithe because of one of two reasons or doesn't pay tithe at all through out his life make heaven if he/she dies or when rapture takes place?

Let the men of GOD in the house clear the air on this.

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Can a tither make heaven? I doubt it. It is an insult to God that he wasted his time creating brain and tithers fail to use it. Pastors tell followers about heaven but chose to live their heaven here on earth. You CANNOT buy salvation. Bribery is ingrained in the Nigerian brain that's why tithing resonates with them. They think they are "sorting" God.

The world will be a better place if Christians and muslims stop believing that their holy books are the absolute truth. These two major religions are causing all the problems in the world. Someone has to be wrong. I will start taking the Bible seriously if anyone can show me where the Bible condemns slavery. It took human intervention (devoid of biblical backing) to end slavery.

NB: I have never paid a dime in tithe in my life.
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The governors of Kaduna and Katsina admitted paying the killers. In other words, they are familiar with the terrorists. Nigeria should spare us this charade.

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Chief Egunmogaji2:

It seems like I came late to the party? How is Nigeria treating you? How are you adapting? It has been almost a year now. Kudos.
Personally I get bored and exhausted after 1 month in Nigeria. I detest those unscheduled public holidays. I wish you all the best sha. Hold your wallet when "they" come around talking about love

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NkemChukwudi:
Ode, you nko? You think you will be alive?

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I am human too. Every living thing eventually dies including you. Deal with it amigo.

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