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B3ACHSIDE:
It has been my observation that Nigerians are versed with European soccer leagues like English premier league and Spanish premier league ,and perhaps Italian and German. I find it weird because most countries I've visited usually prefer their own sport leagues. For example , Lithuania is a basketball nation and they have their own basketball league( Lietuvos krepšinio lyga) which they enjoy . In fact, most people there are not versed with America's NBA league because they prefer their own league .
Most people in Brazil and Argentina prefer their own soccer league ,despite the fact they probably have some of their top stars in European league.
Most people in North America prefer American leagues. Even though soccer is not one of the most popular sports in the US, most North American soccer fans still prefer American soccer league and the stadiums are usually filled.

Why don't Nigerians like Nigerian soccer league, and what do you think can be done to improve so that it becomes a household league that Nigerians can enjoy and frequent ?

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Be it education, religion, sports, you name it.

Nigerians hate anything Nigerian.

They prefer poop from Whites than salad from Nigeria. They and their descendants are mental slaves.
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Why is he still dressed like an Emir?


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Church: A PLACE they use the name of JESUS to raise MONEY.

Once you understand this basic business concept, your life will be better as you will never be disappointed again with the ramblings in the church.

The best pastor is whoever is able to remit the most money. That's why they close unprofitable branches. Churches are no longer in the business of saving souls.

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pretydiva:
It doesn't justify the guys action. What he did is all shade of wrong. He's a potential rapist

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Robbery is not justified but some people still rob. That's why you lock your door when you go to sleep.

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saaphiere:
What's the pain? Your pastor isn't on the list?

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So when your pastor chop, it mean say you too don chop?

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Don't forget that he has Ph.D

The power of education!

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Hushpuppi is a victim of the trap and pitfall of Nigerians called "overhailing".

When Nigerians begin "hail" you too much, watch your back because the end is nigh. When they add seniorman or chairman, separate yourself from the crowd.

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bigiyaro:
see hopeless labourers in khaki.,..by the end of buhari's tenure most of them would have been buried in the northeast or northwest.

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They will not be buried anywhere. These are young food for dem ogas. Their primary assignment is to rub ogas dem bald heads and potbellies at night. They no go see battlefront.

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After the takeover in Mali, Buhari's paranoia has hit the roof. Every meeting now should be underground or he will rope them in as coup-plotters.
I bet you if it were this period that Aisha's security detail released that gunshot in Aso Rock, PMB will shit in his pant.
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Ibibioson:
True, I'm fairly new here. But I wonder why he was allowed to continue to scam people using this forum.
Anyway, he was arrested yesterday. He admitted that he used my money to take care of his father's burial. There's nothing in his account now, per his bank statement we obtained. I'll make sure he coughs the money.

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Go to pages 643 and 658 in this thread and read about him in 2017 about one of his scams. He even asked God to forgive me

Read more about him vs Nobody(Baba Egun!)here:
https://www.nairaland.com/1082734/hardwood-house-roofing-2x2-2x3/46#55078983 page 47

Who will forget Egunmogaji vs. Brabus?
https://www.nairaland.com/3148782/how-select-good-builder

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diordaves:
There is a simple trick. Design your pipe network away from the stamped concrete. Cover the pipes network area with sharp sand, lay over nylon and pour over granite. It worked perfectly for me for my last project.

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That's the right way.

Don't forget to add drain channels to avoid waterlogging.
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mufutau55:
Your second point is exactly is why I settled for interlocking. If there is a plumbing problem, it will be big wahala to fix o, you have to break everything and re-concrete again. That is why there are lots of pros and cons using both method.

But eventhough we laid plastic before the interlocking, few months after we still have the weed problem. But we bought a good weed killer that we periodically sprayed on the joints, so far so good now.

So, you just have to weigh your options which you prefer.

Hajji M.

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The only issue is doing it right. We have not mastered landscaping in Nigeria. Anyone can pour concrete and stamp it but it takes a professional to design a compound. Imagine a huge compound all covered in concrete. It shouldn't be like that.
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Aisha has no idea.


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It doesn't matter. The message is loud and clear to him, his family and supporters that most Nigerians wish him dead like Kyari. It should call for sober reflection.
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Forget her shortcomings and marry her if you love her. The world is boring now and we need more entertainment from folks like you. Final final you raise another man's child or HIV will get you.
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You commit crime because you want to hammer. Don't blame your people for your greed.

Why do people complain about requests from people back home? It is not as if they will enter a plane to come and beat you if you say No. If you can't say NO, then learn to live with your insecurity and low self-esteem. That's your personal problem.
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Ibibioson:
I'm happy for you my brother. I still believe there are people with integrity on this forum, despite my unfortunate experience with that fraudster called hsl-broker. He's now claiming he was kidnapped. First his dad died, then COVID19, after that he was in the hospital, now he was kidnapped.
I'm not in a hurry to go after him now. My money with him is now yielding interest daily. Dead or alive, I will get my money back with interest. He can bet on that

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You must be new here.

Hslbroker has a bad reputation from a few years
back.

I guess he added new "formats" to his scam.

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Let me translate the American diplomatic lingo to simple English:

America understands their action and will assist but not officially support them.

Key notes: US refused to call it coup but "takeover". They acknowledged that the regime of the past President was unpopular.

NB: If the military take over Aso Rock and give reasonable timetable for conduct of an election, US and other western allies won't blink.

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ExBanker:
Nairalanders, I want you to judge if the conditions I gave this girl is okay or it is too much

I met this girl around June this years. I really liked her. As I was asking her out, I was always taking care of her. Buying her stuffs, giving her allowances and supporting her. Then the relationship started last month officially when we smashed. I continued to take good care of her. But note that before we officially started dating, she showed half interest. She wasn't really into the relationship. When we started dating, she showed same attitude.

Her much elder sister is a hair dresser. Like 7 years older. She lives with the sister. The sister shop is in one hidden corner. They hardly get customers. So both of them are always broke. I have being supporting them. This month, their rent is expiring. They intend to move to a better location. The new shop is N75k per year. My girlfriend asked me for support. I said I will give them N50k by August end. Since they were expecting N50k from me, they gathered all the money they have home and abroad and paid advance of N30,000 for the new shop to secure it. Last week, my girl asked me for N7k for something. I told her I don't have. I am gathering money for the N50k. It is a lie sha. the money is already there.

She then asked me to borrow her. She will pay me back. So I gave her. By weekend, she was acting funny. I told her I am tired of the relationship. She should forget it. It turned to quarrel. Then she left. We quarreled on phone till Monday. I think they felt bad that I am leaving out of the deal to help them secure the shop. On Monday, the sister called to quarrel with me too. Imagine.

After everything, today, my girlfriend called to apologize. I told her that I have forgiven her. But, for our relationship to continue, there is one condition. She asked me what condition. I told her that despite the fact I have being supporting her and her sister, both of them still had the gut to talk to me anyhow. I will only continue the relationship if I will be having sex with the 2 of them. She was shocked. She wanted to start talking nonsense. I told her to shut up and relay my condition to her sister. Let the sister call me to tell me if she agrees.

Is my condition too harsh or it is okay?

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You are plotting. They are plotting.

The bigger loser will be you. No sex is worth the landmine you are trying to step on. Don't eat a sumptuous meal presented by a disgruntled friend.

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Before Adesina and Lai, we had Abati and Doyin Okupe who assaulted the sensibilities of Nigerians. This kind of gibberish is not new. Isn't it funny how covering the mess in the system is always left to a certain people? What integrity?

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Come on.

They can get Tokunbo brakepads in Ladipo.

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FBI can do better than this na. A rookie LEA could have done the same.

Nigerians are the dumbest criminals in the world. They commit crime and snitch on themselves in a bid to "tension" others.

If LEAs in Nigeria are even 5% competent, a little sanity would pevade in Nigeria.

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The only innocent pastors in Nigeria are the ones that haven't been caught including Daddy G.O and Mummy G.O.

No exception(s).

I have morbid fear of pastors and pickpockets. They both come to steal. It is hard to tell the difference.

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USA:

Republicans vs Democrats fighting over $600 vs $400 to each citizen per week as palliative for Covid-19

Nigeria:

APC figuring out ways to squeeze life out of Nigerians: Stamp duty, tax, excise duty, etc. per Covid-19.

Yet some people are in Edo State gyrating for APC

PDP gummed the Nigerian box and APC is now nailing it. Work in progress. Final final, Nigeria will be airtight. There is nothing more entertaining than watching Nigerians wail for years after eating 4 cups of campaign rice.

I love it!
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I hope he is not planning to send Nigerian army into Mali. Those cowards will abandon post and run into Niger at the first sound of gunshot from Malian military.

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Government cannot control churches?

But government said no services since the corona saga and they obeyed. Who controlled who? Why do churches seek building permit and approval from government before building? Why do churches report to government if crime is committed against them? Why are churches crying up to government to provide security against Boko Haram?

They are delusional. Churches are under government. There are no more churches. What they have are business centers where people play betnaija with their salvation.
What is the difference between someone who plays betnaija and hope to win vs someone who pays tithe and hope to prosper financially? They are both gamblers who lose while the operators smile to the bank.

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That's someone's future husband.
Tomorrow he shows up in Range Rover. She says he is cute. Few years down the line, he gets high and kills her. Then we are forced to type R.I.P

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Law Enforcement officers love yahoo boys. They are the givers that keep giving. They wait for them to hit it and then shake them down.

If they hit, dem go make noise and show themselves. Police chop. If they hit and pipe low, one bad belle among them go snitch. Police chop. If dem no hit, police go still chop based on past issues.

For the police, yahoo boys are free manna from heaven. Implicated once, a yahoo boy must continue to settle until he dies.
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No big deal if you think about it.

The 80 years olds are in the villages living as grandfathers and great grandfathers. It is Nigerians that keep empowering spent horses to lead them. If you ask me, they died at the right age. Remember the very old Nigerian Ambassador to US?

The Buhari men are just old and died.

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CuteVally:
Good evening Nairalanders.

Please i need an advice on the next step i should take in life. I am a guy, 25 years of age and still living with my parents, though i am not jobless but recently my bank account just hit one million and 200 thousand naira.

So my parents are advising to buy a landed property in my home town that will take about 900 to 1 million naira. But the thing is that i am 25 and i feel at my age i should no longer be staying with my parents, so i want to rent a flat and furniture it to my taste, i feel it is time to move on, i need my freedom to finally face life like a man.

So my question is, should i purchase a landed property at 25 and continue living with my parents or pack out and start my Adult life. Note: i am not jobless".

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Moving out is the worst decision you will make at this time. Buy the landed property they advised you and save up more. That Independence you are searching comes with a lot of distractions. You are independent if you do not depend on your parents. Living under the same roof with them doesn't mean you are dependent. Do you think N1.2m is a lot of money?

Duplicate your effort. Keep making and saving money.
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When they talk like this, it means oga don yamutu.


R.I.P Mamman Daura.
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The losers who have never stared down the barrel of a 9mm are quick to come online and shout dodorima. Until the appointed time, they will dodo tp early grave. I can't wait.

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