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Celebrities › Re: Banky W Sacks His Chef For Stealing Cans Of Milo by InvertedHammer: 8:52am On May 18, 2020
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So neither him nor his wife could prepare their own meals? SMH.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto-Fufeyin Gives Muslim Food-packs In FCT by InvertedHammer: 8:05am On May 18, 2020
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History has shown that when it comes down to it, he will be the first person they will hack to death.

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Politics › Re: Why Buhari Doesn't Wear Face-Mask - Lauretta Onochie by InvertedHammer: 8:02am On May 18, 2020
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She is right.


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Food › Re: How To Prepare Homemade Ewa Agonyin (Pictures) by InvertedHammer: 12:44am On May 18, 2020
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Looking at the soup.

So it is true.

...not a myth afterall.


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Romance › Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by InvertedHammer: 12:30am On May 18, 2020
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Don't blame the guy.

Blame her parents for procreating to give birth to a loser.

I can't wait to read the end of these tales after your life has been totally destroyed by the Jezebel you invited into your life. This slowpoke cannot even control a gf. Na wife she go fit handle? grin grin

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Politics › Re: Lagos Considers Full Re-opening Of Economy, Embarks On Assessment Of Readiness by InvertedHammer: 12:25am On May 18, 2020
CAUSTIC002:
Only God knows what is going on in the world, active cases are at its highest and increasing, yet most countries of the world are relaxing restrictions. ls there something they are not telling us?
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Go out and live your life. Fear kills before death.

No pandemic or epidemic deserves total imprisonment of people.

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Family › Re: Please Help Look Into This Family Issue (I'm Loosing My Mind) by InvertedHammer: 11:39pm On May 17, 2020
GodPunishBiafra:
I just hate reading people apologizing for their so-called typos or wrong grammar and sentence.

Is English your mother tongue?

How may Oyinbo sabi speak and write Yoruba, Igbo or Hausa?
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Wrong question?

The question is: How many oyibo sabi write English language? You see oyibo(I mean Americans and the English themselves) getting C-, Fail and just Pass in English 101. But my people are online as English police as if their existence depends on it.
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Crime › Re: Woman Murders Husband Over Will In Delta by InvertedHammer: 9:55pm On May 17, 2020
jericco1:
It is becoming worrisome and something needs to be done ASAP to militate against this teeming occurrences
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Some idiotic men would use their wives as punching bags. A wife apologises, cooks meal and mumu will eat and lick fingers.

Don't ever mess with who cooks your meal. Your life is in her hands.

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Health › Re: Obi, Maduka, Other Anambra PDP Stakeholders Donate 125m For Post Lockdown Interv by InvertedHammer: 8:14pm On May 17, 2020
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
@ the bold

can you explain more!
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In APC (unofficially), hobnobbing with APGA and flirting with PDP.

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Crime › Re: Woman Murders Husband Over Will In Delta by InvertedHammer: 8:06pm On May 17, 2020
jericco1:
It is alarming the rate at which women kill their husband.. but it's foolish to allow your wife to know the content of your will. In this case stupid and foolish since he had a child with another woman. undecided
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The only thing alarming is that they are doing it violently.

Only if dead husbands could talk. Some blame village people while the murderer may be the partner. A drop of sniper in egwusi soup could pass for cardiac arrest at sleep. No autopsy is a win for her.

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Health › Re: Obi, Maduka, Other Anambra PDP Stakeholders Donate 125m For Post Lockdown Interv by InvertedHammer: 7:25pm On May 17, 2020
AlexReports:
The committee also commended yhe magnanimous efforts of donours saying, “we graciously thank the under-listed donors for their generosity, and these donors are; Anambra PDP BoT Members, Anambra State PDP Chairman and Executives.

Others include Mr. Peter Obi – N40,000,000; Senator Stella Oduah – N10,000,000;
Senator Uche Ekwunife – N10,000,000;
Hon. Chukwuka Onyema – N5,000,000;
Hon. Chris Azubogu – N5,000,000;
Hon. Obinna Chidoka – N5,000,000;
Hon. Lynda Ikpeazu – N5,000,000;
Hon. Vincent Ofumelu – N5,000,000;
Hon. Samuel Onwuaso – N5,000,000;
Chief Linus Ukachukwu – N5,000,000;
Dr. Godwin Maduka – N3,000,000;


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/05/obi-maduka-other-anambra-pdp-stakeholders-donate-125m-for-post-lockdown-interventions/
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Maduka donated N3m. Why did you include him in the headline instead of those that gave N10m or N5m? Your amateurish approach to image laundering is laughable. You are doing more damage than good to this man.

You need to understudy Anambra state. You are dealing with folks with ego (sometimes overinflated). The least you can do is not to piss off other donors/aspirants with your biased reports. When Maduka was in APC and pushed Bianca Onoh fowarded, you people came out with "15 Billionaires Back Bianca in Anambra State". I warned about such headlines and how it would destroy her chances. The rest is history. Once you give respect to whom it is due, Anambra people will respond positively and affirmatively.

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Health › Re: UNICEF Warns Lockdown Could Kill More Than COVID-19 by InvertedHammer: 6:37pm On May 17, 2020
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WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Authorities are not seeing spikes in coronavirus cases in places that are reopening but are seeing increases in some areas that remain closed, U.S. health secretary Alex Azar said on Sunday.

"We are seeing that in places that are opening, we're not seeing this spike in cases," Azar said on CNN's "State of the Union" program. "We still see spikes in some areas that are in fact close to very localized situations."

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Christianity Etc › Re: Can I Pay My Tithe To My Church And Widows According To Deuteronomy 26:12? by InvertedHammer: 9:17am On May 17, 2020
Mavrick2012:
A friend just showed this scripture to me:

"Give a tenth of your products, to the levite, strangers, fatherless and widows, so they will have what to eat while in your land".

Can i begin to give a portion of my tithe to my widowed sister?
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Only losers pay tithes to pastors.

Flush the money down the toilet if you don't know what to do with nor how to help others.

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Politics › Re: Gambari The Slap Next Time: Femi Adesina Article Against Ibrahim Gambari In 2008 by InvertedHammer: 8:48am On May 17, 2020
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With the likes of Reuben Abati and Femi Adesina it is evident social critics are just opportunists praying to be called to the dining table.

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Health › Re: UNICEF Warns Lockdown Could Kill More Than COVID-19 by InvertedHammer: 7:46am On May 17, 2020
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When I say that Africans are bereft of original ideas, some people will beg to differ. Whatever oyibo people do, Africans will copy and enforce.

Some diseases are more devastating in certain locales than others. If I show up with malaria in any US hospital, I will be treated worse than anyone with Covid-19. The same malaria that Africans treat with OTC medications. If one is diagnosed with asthma in Nigeria, folks watch him or her carefully. The same asthma that kids know the remedy in US because it is very prevalent.

Oyibo said lock people down. Wike went full force. Malaria and typhoid kill more people every year but they don't come with scare tactics. If they like, they can lock down the whole country for one year, Covid-19 can never be eradicated. It has to be managed like other diseases. If someone with underlying renal problem dies from binging on alcohol, we say he died of kidney disease. However, if someone with underlying pulmonary disorder dies from coronavirus compromise, we call it covid-19 death. We blame the catalyst instead of the ailment. It is all game. Coronavirus is real but it is getting more credit that it deserves.

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Family › Re: What Secret Is My Husband Hiding? by InvertedHammer: 8:16pm On May 16, 2020
Tasha7:
Hello, I am a black woman born and raised in North America and married to an Igbo man. We have been in a long distance relationship for the majority of our relationship. We got married almost 2 years ago while still long distance and he recently immigrated to Canada in Jan 2020 under the spousal sponsorship. He has a wonderful bond with my mother and sisters. (my father has passed). I have met his family and we get along very well.

Everything was going well until I was looking up something in the search history of the laptop we both share and stumbled across emails he had recently accessed. Please note, I could not read the email itself, I could only see the subject lines in the search history. I will attach pictures if possible. It wasn't a normal email account like yahoo or Gmail. It was from a website called: Roundcube webmail. I had never heard of it before. Anyway, there were a bunch of emails forwarded from a hotel in Istanbul where people were being asked to pay their outstanding hotel bill (unfortunately I didn't take a screenshot of the hotel stuff). In addition to that, there were emails to 2 different women (named Wendy and Elizabeth) with the subjects: re: Thank you for written, re: back from customs baby, re: I am so happy our paths have crossed re: I am writing you with much sadness in my heart etc. I will try to attach the screenshots I took.

Lastly, within the same search history, my husband seemed to have been looking up songs like: 'what songs make a woman feel confident about herself' and 'what if I never get over you', and 'songs that make a woman feel beautiful'.

I confronted my husband that same night. It was 2am. He was already sleeping. I woke him up bc I wanted to catch him off guard. His explanation was that his friend in Cyprus had a bad internet connection and asked him (my husband) to look up something in his friends email account. He insisted that he had no idea what his friend was up to, as it was none of his business. In the process of me confronting him, he grabbed the laptop from me and deleted the search history. I told him that was making him look real guilty and I started packing my things to leave. He pleaded and insisted it had nothing to do with him, it was his friends email account blah blah blah. I wanted to believe him but some things just didn't add up...like why was he looking up those songs if he was just checking his friends email for him? His only saving grace was that the subject lines were written with poor grammar and my husband has excellent English speaking and writing skills.

Fast forward a few weeks later, my husband left the bathroom to put out the garbage and accidentally left his phone in the bathroom playing music. This is significant because he has never parted from his phone from the day he arrived. He sleeps with his phone beside him. He showers and uses the bathroom with his phone beside him. When he cooks, he keeps his phone beside him. The day in question, I went into the bathroom and locked the door shortly after he left the bathroom. Side note: I only lock the door bc sometimes he jokingly sneaks up on me to scare me while I am in the shower, so to avoid being snuck up on, I sometimes lock the door. I digress. I commenced using the bathroom when I noticed that hubby left his phone on the side of the bathtub with Nigerian gospel music blasting. I was shocked! It was the first time he was separated from his phone! I didn't touch his phone and started using the bathroom. Within 15 seconds, my husband started knocking on the door saying he really needed to use the bathroom and wanted me to open the door. He was saying he really needed to pee. I asked him to hold a minute, because I was on the toilet. He said he didn't believe me and then things escalated from there. He started pounding really hard on the bathroom door, demanding that I open the door because he really needed to pee. He was eventually pounding so hard and yelling to the point where he started to lose his voice! I was freaked out! I told him to hold on and I would be done in a minute! But he wouldn't listen and eventually broke open the bathroom door by force...there is literally a large crack down the bathroom door now. I was shocked. Beyond words. Once he broke down the door, he quickly did a scan of the bathroom and saw his cellphone was right where he left it. I didn't touch it. Then he was more calm. He then reiterated that he really needed to pee and went into the shower, pulled the curtain and turned on the water.

I started freaking out. I started yelling telling him that he was a liar and if there was any doubt in my mind he was hiding something, I need not doubt it anymore! He broke down the bathroom door NOT because he really nedded to pee, but because he was so terrified I was going to snoop through his phone! Of course he denied it. He was saying that if that was the case, the first thing he would have done is grab his phone. I responded saying that he's not stupid, if he grabbed his phone first, it would have made him look guilty. After that blow up, we stopped talking to each other for days...

And here I am today. If anyone could provide me insight into what is going on, I would be so appreciative. What is this hotel stuff and what are these msgs to multiple women? I am thinking he may be involved in a 419 scam or his friend is a yahoo boy....but why is he using such poor grammar when he speaks and writes excellent English?

I am so stressed over all of this that it is literally consuming my every thought. My husband only denies everything and gets defensive then ignores me if I keep pushing for answers. Outside of this incident he is incredibly loving and affectionate and treats my mother so well. He cares so much about what she thinks of him.

I have turned to this forum with the hopes that someone would have more insight into what is going on. Thank you so much to anyone who has taken the time to read this very long post and respond. I truly appreciate it. Again, I attached photos, but scratched out names just in case.

Thank you,

Tasha
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I wonder where the angels were before you chose to marry him. You should be having a discussion with him and then make up your mind about what you want. I am a stranger. I can tell you to divorce him or kill him. Guess what? Only you will bear the repercussions. Why do people need external force and validation to make a decision that will ultimately affect their lives. You will never get any good advice from the public online. Guaranteed.

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Politics › Re: We Are Worried About Movement Of Almajiris Into Our Region - SouthEast Governors by InvertedHammer: 7:43pm On May 16, 2020
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Divert the almajiris to Imo State, the fulani stooge Uzodinma will gladly harbour them.

From Okorohausa to Uzodinma, Imo State people sure know how to bend over backwards. If in doubt, a riffraff challenged Arondizuogu town in Imo State to a dance and they couldn't put him in his place.

SMH. When men were men...good ol' days.

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Romance › Re: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by InvertedHammer: 9:44pm On May 15, 2020
Monfeels:
I want to share my problem with you guys in the hopes that maybe I'll get some good advice or at least some insight into my problem.

When people first meet me their impression of me is that I'm good looking, cool and intelligent. Most girls usually assume that I have a girlfriend or a legion of side chicks that I Bleep whenever I want to.

The truth about me is that I've never been in a proper relationship with another woman before. All I've had is sexual partners that I stop talking to after I have sex with them, and girls I get intimate with just to control them and get them to fulfil my desire of having a female to own, please me and do my biding, and then I get bored of them and cease contact and move on like I never knew them.

The reason for this behavior is that I don't possess the emotional resources needed to engage in a healthy relationship with another human being. I have no empathy and I usually feel no guilt or remorse for my actions. It's impossible for me to care genuinely for another person. I don't feel people's pain or suffering and I'm not moved by the death of family members or friends. I simply do not care for any other person but myself. I've been this way for a very long time. I lack the ability to maintain relationships with people hence why I lose friends often. Relationships are usually a means to an end for me and when that end is met, I become irritated by the person I've gotten close to.

Despite the fact that I don't see the point in relationships, I still find that I get jealous of couples in healthy relationships. It's not like I want to experience what they experience, just that I am envious of the fact that they are participating in something I can't participate in.

When I find a girl that I want to get close to, I'm usually consumed with jealousy over her previous relationships, and over any current relationship she has with any member of the opposite sex, even if it's merely platonic. All I want is for her to devote all her time to me and shower me with attention and love. The problem with all this is that I don't want to reciprocate this behavior. In fact the idea of devoting attention to, and showering affection on someone else irritates me. It's all pointless, but I enjoy when it's done to me.

Another weird side to all this is that I don't just want to control the girl, I also enjoy making her feel bad, but in a way that makes her crave for me more. I enjoy poking holes in herself esteem, making her second guess the presumably good qualities she thought she possesed, making her not feel wanted by me, and making her do more to please me.

I don't love women, I only become obsessed with them. Obsessed to the point that I'm constantly tortured by thoughts of them being sexual with another guy especially when it's someone she has dated before. I want her all to myself and even if she had sex with someone before I met her or before we became close, I am filled with anger and jealousy whenever the thought crosses my mind, and I want to punish her for that. It's like I want to erase her past and replace it with me. I want to be all she's ever had. I don't want anyone else in her life and I don't want anyone else in her past.

All this must sound crazy to you guys but this is my reality and it's eating me up. I need advice.
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Nothing is wrong with you.

It is a phase.

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Health › Re: Raymond Dokpesi: When Did Malaria Become Synonymous With COVID-19? by InvertedHammer: 11:21am On May 15, 2020
Ejima1:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7owRh82xOVQ

Founder, Daar communications High Chief Raymond Dokpesi discharged from hospital alongside two of his grandchildren after testing negative for Coronavirus.

High Chief Raymond Dokpesi though grateful to God for his recovery from Covid-19 but questions why malaria patients are taken as Covid-19 patients, to him it's food for thought for another day
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They have to justify the use of the billions donated for Covid-19.

When you see Covid-19 patients, you will understand the charade going on in Nigeria. For one, there is acute hypoxic respiratory failure. Chest X-ray will show patchy infilterates. SOB, fever and cough are at the onset.



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Travel › Re: Which Nigerian City Has The Best Roads? by InvertedHammer: 10:51am On May 15, 2020
GBOKASINCHA:
slum kor just say u never visit Abj for ur life.... Abj is the only closest thing to civilization in Nigeria.... if Abj is a slum then the remaining part of Nigeria is a shithole jungle
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They are shithole. No doubt.

No water. No constant power supply.
What qualifies Abuja as a modern city?

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Travel › Re: Which Nigerian City Has The Best Roads? by InvertedHammer: 10:47am On May 15, 2020
GBOKASINCHA:
Guy I swear this thread surprise me many people never visit Abuja .....no state come close to Abj..... not even Lagos some ppl Dey here Dey shout uyo
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When will Abuja develop into a major city with booming downtown? It is a glorified slum.

Looking down at Abuja from an international flight during arrival, one may think they are flying into Angwan Rogo.

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Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by InvertedHammer: 10:25am On May 15, 2020
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It is by extrapolation.

It is called the future because nobody knows how it will turn out. The guys who came up with aol, friendster and myspace thought they had it until future happened.

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Politics › Re: Oil Records Second Monthly Drop, Unsold Cargoes Increase by InvertedHammer: 10:11am On May 15, 2020
Theconglomerate:
Lies.
It is impossible to unite all refiners and buyers of crude and make them stop buying crude at once.
There is no conspiracy here,however there is now room for refiners to control prices of crude for a very long time by ration buying.
No one will let their storage empty before refilling again.
Once it's down by 15%,they refill their storage.
That way,they will control crude pricing for a very long time which in itself Is impossible as well.
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I cannot understand exactly what you are trying to say. Who said conspiracy? Fact is fact. Oil price is not controlled by producers. Do you know why SEC banned US citizens from trading oil? You can do that only through offshore account that is if they will let you. Why did USO gain popularity in recent times?

Your problem is comprehension because everything you typed is no response to what I said.
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Education › Re: Buhari Approves Establishment Of 6 New Federal Colleges Of Education by InvertedHammer: 10:04am On May 15, 2020
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University undergraduates are striving for 2.1 and 2.2.
Polytechnic graduates are crying against employment discrimination.

Where in the world will graduates of College of Education fit in Nigeria? Unless as a stepping stone, the graduates are primed to fail in the employment market. Well...someone has to teach the kindergarten and Elementary pupils.

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Politics › Re: Oil Records Second Monthly Drop, Unsold Cargoes Increase by InvertedHammer: 9:54am On May 15, 2020
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Glut or no glut, oil price is not controlled by supply and demand. It is the guys who don't want to take delivery but with massive equity controlling oil prices. Call them bankers, hedge funds, investors or worst, high frequency algorithm...they are sharks feeding on the back of rednecks doing the actual work. You could have 100m barrels of unsold crude in the tankers and price will still snap back to $50. The talking heads will then jump back infront of the camera to explain why. It is all chess game being played by the megarich. That's how I see it.

The unsold cargoes have been there since last month. How did price move back up to $30/barrel? By next week, those holding Futures contracts who do not want delivery will liquidate (or be forced to liquidate) their positions resulting in exaggerated moves in prices one way or the other.

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Education › Re: E-learning: Atlantic Hall Imposes N175,000 Monthly Fee For Online Learning by InvertedHammer: 7:32am On May 15, 2020
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N175k monthly shouldn't be an issue.

Afterall na dem carry their pikins wan go pose as big boys. The school should round it up to N200k.

Anyone wey wan pose should be exploited to the max.

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Business › Re: Jeff Bezos Could Become World’s First Trillionaire By 2026 by InvertedHammer: 7:28am On May 15, 2020
2by40ft:
For now shaving my head is the only lead i can follow from this man.
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Wondering why there are no bearded gang billionaires grin

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Politics › Re: Katsina Assembly Kicks As Bandits Massacre 16 People by InvertedHammer: 6:59am On May 15, 2020
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Sai baba!
4+4!

They voted in their incompetent son. Let them keep enjoying dividends of prebendalism.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Physically Assaulted Me Over My Own Money !! Help!! by InvertedHammer: 12:51am On May 15, 2020
ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!
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I think you shouldn't stop at this time.

The death you seek will kill you faster this way instead of slow painful death.

Self-hate is real and you are the manifestation.

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Career › Re: Uber Sacks 3,500 Employees Via A Zoom Call by InvertedHammer: 7:32pm On May 14, 2020
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How many days of rehearsal before she perfected the emotional firing act?

Zoom is firing made easy. No more disgruntled employees showing up with firearms.


2020 has ushered in new era of technology.

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Family › Re: I Was A Husband: My Experience by InvertedHammer: 6:10pm On May 14, 2020
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That's a good read especially for those giving advice after three years of marriage because big challenges haven't shown up yet.


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