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You did everything in reverse.

Get to know someone, then marry her.

But not you...

You married someone and then try to know her.

It always ends in regret for those who think they know it all.

By the way, how did someone you met pressure you to marry her in about 2 weeks?

You are very indecisive in life..therein is your problem.

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PEP (Politically Exposed Personalities) are the custodians of the funds. A proactive investigative body will know how to catch them.

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Kingpele:
; hi am still thinking how this rubbish made frontpage, people taste differ, someone that have a sure steady income can use all his savings to buy a car, provided he can maintain it, I can't come and buy beetle just cos I want to save money. after all petrol is the same price for every one, i remember when I was driving one car then everyone on check point will stop me including boyscout and they will demand bribe, still
continued until God saved me from my village people and I got a clean ride... Just yesterday I was coming from where i went to buy something for this lockdown... Menh I saw police check point with keke and cars parked right and left... Police was just looking at me unable to makeup their mind whether to stop me. I just zoomed pass, if na that my former ride I know they will flogged me join... Please hustle well so that u won't go and buy nonsense car in the name of cutting cost.... I don talk my own

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Your ability to zoom past Nigerian police is how you calculate your net worth?

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baconline:
I think the value of your cars relative to your net worth should be between 0 to 20% , anything more than that might be irresponsible.

I have seen guys who value their cars eat up 80% of their net worth. They are just forming big boys. I don talk my own two cents

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Nothing more than 5% on cars.

If you cannot comfortably buy 5 of them at the same time, then you cannot afford it.

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plaetton:
Clowns.

The irony of dressing like clowns to go worship an omni omni invisible god who , at this particular time , appears totally impotent while hundreds of thousands of people are dying, eludes them.

While these clowns are doing their habitual clown show, the adults are busy looking for a scientific cure for the pandemic disease.

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Those are KKK costumes not clowns.


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Yenefer:
Boeing mostly manufacture weapons. they deliberately install an AI into that 737 Max, that will take away control from the pilot. So that they can kill anyone inside commercial airline and disguise it as accident. But they're been caught after the two deadly accident that kills about 400 people

Boeing the future is built here

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Listen to yourself.


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Don't blame Razaq and his wife.

Many of the people on NL would do the same. It is not about the palliative food.

How can IPOB come from potopoto region to "their" land, make more money than them to the point of
even feeding them? Even in benevolence, the hatred clouded their rational minds.

Say No to Envy. Say No to hatred. Say No to ethnic bigotry.

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ProfDview1:
There is this lady I like so much, even my friends know that I like her so much and will love to spend the rest of my life with her.

One day, I saw her with my friend and I later asked her why she is so close to my friend. She said they are dating each other, that she cannot marry me simply because I am tailor.

My friend is a yahoo boy, he doesn't have any work. The only way he eats is via internet scam. To be honest I was so pained, moreover she is not the only lady to have done this to me. Have met several ladies that told me that they can't marry a tailor and they end up dating yahoo Boys for my street.

They always tell me to leave my tailoring job and go hustle like my frnds to make cool money.

Guys, I am tired.. Should I leave the tailoring job and join my friends to do the yahoo stuff?

Girls keep rejecting me up and down and I am fed up.

Pls advise me

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The problem is you.

You relegated yourself to a tailor instead of a fashion designer.
I have no input per your relationship with the ladies. My interest is in your business only.


Who is Yomi Casual?



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Why?

They should have continued to wait for the Chinese with two heads to produce everything they need.

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Coronavirus arrived up North with vengeance.

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She should be brought back to Nigeria immediately.

After voting in Buhari, they want to abandon ship.

Na! Na!! Na!!! She deserves immediate employment in Bourdillon close.
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Ngige said that they can abscond...and they obliged him.

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donestk:
I meant someone with several past relationships that went down with most of them.

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A high mileage car is bound to disappoint. If not engine, gear box or electrical fault, it will be something as common as brakepads. You will continue to spend money on maintenance. The same goes for your marriage. She never hated all her exes. Meanwhile ladies with high body count are usually money pits and financially insatiable. They should come with warning labels.
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Nelso2:
Saw a contact on her phone late last year, saved as aa1 and each time he wassup her it's either he calls her my friend or my love.

Confronted her but she denied, saying it's her customer that is owing her money. Been searching for the contact but couldn't find it again after then.

Recently, I searched on her phone while she was sleeping, went through her wassup again, saw a number saved as 3, had to checked on it, behold the profile picture is the same man. Funny part of it, each time she chat wit him, she deletes the chat at the end of it. Been mad since and about to confront.

The man in question is almost 54 and I am in late 30s.

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Lace her with magun.

You will find the answer you seek.

Or install keylogger on her phone. Thereafter buy a coffin because you may commit murder soon.

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Wike has just empowered landlords and gatemen.

Oya come comot for gate make we see. Aboki go padlock gate put key for pocket.

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Nigerian economy. Oxymoron?

What Nigeria has is revenue sharing-- sell crude oil and share/loot the proceeds. Nothing more nothing less. Prod the state for other revenues, they introduce levies and VAT.

Crude oil price sinks; Nigeria goes kaput.

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Assembled in Nigeria?

Nigerians don't pay such close attention to details. The machine has China written all over it. Try Alibaba and you may see something similar under different trade name.

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toix888:
If our leaders can stop looting funds abroad and invest locally, sure there's hope in Africa.

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Don't blame the leaders.

They are integral part of the society.

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alwayssparkling:
hello nairaland doctors i need help here. pls overlook any typo error.

i am over the age where the 4 widom teeth (the molars) of an adult normally grows.

the thing is while the two molars at the top jaw grew without any problem, the other bottom two refused to grow out. i really didnt notice until two year ago when i started having gum aches from both sides of my bottom jaw. at first the pain was mild but it came back two weeks later and this time it was more severe. this made me count my teeth and i discovered i only had 30 teeth instead of 32.

i didnt take it seriously but the aches continued forcing me to see a dentist.
after a minute checkup the doctor told me i had a condition known as an impacted tooth. according to him, my bottom jaw was smaller than my teeth set and that made it impossible for my molars to grow out. he said the pain i felt was due to the two molars trying to push against the obstruction of the jaw.

i asked for a soln and he told me that the only way pluck out the molars. i didnt have a problem with that until i asked for the price.

he told me that the removal of both teeth would cost 15k each. i shouted and he shouted back. i left the office angrily but not before he told me that by the time i get to 26 i will be the one begging for the procedure.

the truth is since the time i did that checkup the gum aches have been coming up periodically. i have been fighting it with warm water and salt but the pain normally comes back after a couple of weeks with each emergence more severe than the last.

so i really want to know if there is another alternative to deal with the ache without parting with my 30k.

i recently noticed with the help of a mirror that there have been little signs of the molars showing up, though majority of the whole is still buried under the jaw.

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When the pain comes, you will be begging the doctor to extract it for N100k . The only permanent solution is extraction. Everything else is you wasting money till the extraction. You might as well cut to the chase.

Why not compare prices with other dentists?

If you are that broke, try and get into a bar fight. Someone will knock it out for free.

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Don't try to be a HERO.

That's all.

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Anambra is definitely the home of philanthropy.

Hatred is graciously welcomed especially from those posting their account numbers online. It is understandable.

Keep praying that it becomes a competition, the big masquerades will show. It is not by mouth.

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Heaven: The most beautiful place christians love to avoid.

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TheSociopath:
Who is this mumu now. Move along

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You label them IPOB. But hunger has reset your brain. Go get food from Osibanjo!

Common 1 month lock down, some of you are crying like babies. But some folks withstood 3 years civil war and still waxing strong. Now you know who be your mate?

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TheSociopath:
If Adenuga or Otedola decides to feed only indigenous Lagosians now, you'll be among the people crying. Your mouth like population doesn't matter

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I don't get it. You want money or palliatives from IPOB? Hunger is bad indeed!

Nobody is holding Otedola from giving to his community. But he chose to answer the roll call by donating to looters instead. FGN already shared the money to Buhari's people in Katsina while Otedola's people are struggling. Who is the f00l here? How much did Seahorse give to FGN? Nada!

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GamalNasser:
So how is the Vaccine expected to work when a full infection can't create enough antibodies to stall reinfection so hows a docile vaccine strain of infection expected to guarantee that ?

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The end goal is to microchip you a$s using the visibly undetectable capsule (aka quantum dot dye) with digital certificate. Vaccination (God forbid they use placebo ) against coronavirus is just the secondary goal.

Thank God for Americans. They started digging up dirt on Bill Gates. The petition to White House to investigate and prosecute Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation for medical malpractice and crime against humanity has gathered 431,126 signatures as we write. The goal was 100,000(the number that will force the White House to act). The only integrity the couple seem to have is in Africa where people worship money TOO MUCH.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/we-call-investigations-bill-melinda-gates-foundation-medical-malpractice-crimes-against-humanity


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Oh boy!

I have been expecting this format since.

A smart pastor would ask FG publicly to bring coronavirus patients to him for miraculous healing. Then turn off his phone and go into hiding. You cannot say he didn't cure anyone if you can't locate nor contact him. When all these craziness is over, he can hire professional testifiers to give testimony of how he cured them. More money in the bank!
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BareFacedLies:
I don't know Hushpuppi and have never met him, why the hell would I be envious of him?

Sorry to disappoint you but I'm doing well for myself.

I make my money through legitimate means therefore I have no basis to seek validation from the public by flaunting a fake lifestyle and pretending to have what I don't just like Hushpuppi is doing.

Towards the end of 2019 he flaunted the pics of another Rolls Royce and Bentley and claimed he just bought them.

Even footballers and musical artistes who have verifiable sources of income do not buy cars with such frequency how much more a social media showman who's source of income is nebulous.

I know he's your role model so continue dreaming to be like him...I'm already made!

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He knows his target audience--the folks that live in fantasy land.

He is feeding them exactly what they cherish. The good thing about social media is that you can create a larger than life image for yourself if you want.

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passyhansome:
When will our brother over here abolish Boko Haram and give up Religious fanatism, born to rule mentality, Nigeria belongs to us mentality, and embrace wisdom

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Born to rule mentality is good. It is a power move.

Blame those with quality education but low self-esteem who have relegated themselves to be slaves.
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Good decision.

Public enlightenment and awareness are already there.

People must be made to wear masks till further notice. Activities must go on. The lockdown doesn't help anyone. If the markets didn't close down during the more deadly ebola, I believe the sacrifices made so far is enough. If you want to wait till coronavirus is totally eradicated, then be ready to keep the lockdown till December.

Fear and hunger may kill people before coronavirus. Of course, the unemployed wish the lockdown lasts forever because it doesn't make any difference.

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If Yahaya comes out for 3rd term, he will win. They treat gubernatorial election like BBN votes.

They will still vote him in and use the next 4 years to complain.

It will only take 3 cups of rice each.

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Staphylococcus:
The fear of African politicians is the beginning of wisdom.

Even the devil is more compassionate than our leaders in real sense.

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"His Excellency" can do no wrong. Even a freaking ward councillor is "Honourable!"

Africans elevated them to demigods. Africans do not respect compassionate leaders. That's all.

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HRMK:
IS THIS SENTIMENTS OR ENVY OR BOTH?SORRY OOOH......

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Reality check.

Reality is a b!tch.

Envy is against those in a better position. Are they in any better position than the rest?

It is MOCKERY!

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