₦airaland Forum

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Nothing to apologize.

Actors have been typecasted for centuries. Kanayo Kanayo--ritualist, Patience Ozokwor--Wicked, etc. Some people don't even know the real names of Mr Ibu, Okon Lagos, Osuofia, Aki, Pawpaw, etc. They have been defined by their movies roles.

Cossy chose to throw caution to the wind because of pecuniary gains. Beastiality?! Even though she was acting, the image cannot be unseen. It is her cross. Apology or not, the damage is irreversible.

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Praktikals:
So Jonathan travelled all the way to Ondo state to spew that trash. Well he said so because he knows Nigerians forget things too soon.
My wife was an undergraduate of ABU when Jonathan was president and I know how high my bp used to be when i read about boko haram in the national dailies.
Jonathan is the worst president that has ever ruled this country.
To all of you that will be quoting me, I have a simple prayer for you. May God rule your lives just like Jonathan ruled Nigeria. Say Amen!

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Jonathan used to be the worst until Buhari showed up.

Will it be fair to say that IBB's coup was a blessing in disguise? Buhari is completely useless.

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I expect typical Nigerian response: Dig yourselves into eschewable circumstances and start mocking God with prayers for solution.

God is angry with Nigerians. God helps those who help themselves. That concept is alien to Nigerians. It is going to be four more years of hell.

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It is not a coincidence that about 99% of Nigerians lack financial education. Ask an average, educated Nigerian to define money and you get a dictionary definition of money.

It is fun to stand in awe and watch. What is money? The answer is not as easy as it seems.

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Yoruba defends OPC. Fulani and the North defend Miyetti Allah the murderers.

But Ohaneze and the SE governors were quick to throw unarmed IPOB to the dogs. All the fake promises went unfulfilled. Now they are trying to seek relevance through the back door. Too late.

The Fulani menace is not a problem. When the people decide to tackle them, they will disappear faster than they come. Folks are still living in fantasy world of believing that Buhari will implement the textbook duties of a C-in-C.
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Ramanto:
I'm not convinced I can marry her but her mum is getting me a job now. Should I decline the offer please? I seriously need your contributions. I need the job, but I don't want to be indebted to the family

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Take the job.

Worry about the marriage later.

But don't make promises you don't intend to fulfill.

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lannre:
Please which is better between shares and fixed deposit. Between how can I retrieve my shareholders account number. Dangote Sugar paid dividend directly into my Zenith account last month. I am wiling to get information about my access and eco bank dividends too.

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Poor people who dream about becoming rich throw money into shares or fixed deposit.

NB: I hate banks and their business models.

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Why are people so daft and ignorant to read the obvious signs?

They will have to wait till eternity for Buhari to respond. They had their chance to show their grievances and they blew it on the altar of hate and "villain worship".

This NextLevel and "4+4" must continue. The key proponents of NextLevel are heavily secured by armed guards. Their foot soldiers are realizing that they are at the mercy of herdsmen just like opponents of the jihadist in power. Reality is a b1tch indeed. Our tribesman is the VP! Oh well....what else can I say? When it rains, it pours.

This has nothing to do with the lady's death. They are realizing how vulnerable they are and it is sending cold shivers down their spines. Buhari will not seeking reelection. So their is nothing to leverage on.

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Considering their modus operandi, no living soul is safe in Nigeria. If they like, let them move with 20 police escorts. Military style ambush will overwhelm the security details.

NextLevel has not even gone into three months and the lamentations are already out of this world. I wonder who she voted in the last election. Hopefully, she was not a victim of her political support.

NB: Her father is a known and vocal supporter of PDP.
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Tamasaba:
So he wants us to see his caring, humble and jovial sides? Damn, politicians really take the masses for fools. No matter how jovial and humble a man is, he would never do this with his family...except they go out to a place like d beach. This is simply playing to the gallery; eye service.

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They don't have to...

The masses are fools.

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Hullabaloon:
Guys I need advice on what to do at this point in my life.

Got a job, in my state, place of work not far from parent's house (rented flat).

I've managed to save up to 400k so far, I've always longed to move away from my parent's house and get my own place, but they'd always kick against it, citing that there's no need for that since work is close to home. Left for them, they'd like me to stay till I plan for marriage whenever that will be; Lol, parents sha.

I'm already 28 years old, so I think it's time.

My colleagues already yab me anytime they get the opportunity, they love reminding me that I still dey chop mama thank you.

Problem is, the job security at my place of work is not that encouraging. I have older colleagues who have been in the company for 8 to 15 years, I've also, within my short period (less than a year now) seen about 5 workers sacked, it's a place where any thing can happen at any time.

So, should I invest this 400k in renting and furnishing an apartment with the constant uncertainty hovering over the job,and no side income yet, or should I continue staying with my parents while I invest the money in a side business which I don't know how it'll fare...

Now, frankly speaking, I'm not cut out for business, it's not my forte at all, so starting any at all comes with great risk but I still feel the need for another source of income.

On the flip side, Staying with my parents is not even as economical as most would think. Ever since I got the job, parents no dey gree say them get money again. All the bills are on me.

I'm just confused.

Salary fluctuates between 60 to 80k

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Stay with your parents as long as it takes to be successful. Have you considered other hidden costs of rental? Furnishings, electricity, food, etc. Once you sign the lease, consider the little money you saved gone.

The only person you should strive to impress is YOU.

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East. West. North or South.

Any place I encounter hostility, I leave.

What is so special about South Africa that folks cannot leave that country in peace? Meanwhile there is no evidence that he was killed by a South African.

Na person river see im leg e dey swallow.

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A man who dances to the melodious tune of a woman's flattery trumpet will definitely end up in the belly of a beast.

Close your eyes. Imagine the tears and pain in your mother's eyes when your casket is being lowered six feet just because you are silly enough to believe the love of a woman.

Good luck!
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They are all dumb criminals.

Their lifestyles say it all.

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Have you ever watched the last scene in Scarface the movies?

I expect these guys to scale through the walls of Aso Rock like a flash mob and go see Bubu. Even the National guard or whatever they are called will run for their lives.

That's how you do it.

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Don't cry for them.

They will still collect peanuts and vote Yahaya back to power.

Then use the next four years to wail, protest and complain.
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The end justifies the means in Nigeria.

If Satan relocates to Nigeria and throws money around, Nigerians will crown him the Messiah.

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The most hated series in BMW line up.

Take the money and flush it down the toilet. You will be better off.

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Why protest?

Bunch of cowards.

Look at their numbers. They could easily have overrun the NA and save Nigerians the headache. Why start what you cannot finish?
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These are your SAN--Nigeria's best supposedly.

It sounds like mock cross-examination by freshmen law students.

What's the next question? Does Buhari breathe?

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izzou:
I understand. But they virtually did the basics. People build electric cars from the scratch on YouTube. I expect a university project to be spectacular

If a school with mechanical engineering department can carve this as the body of a car, then I wonder what the local panel beater will present

They could have simply met Innoson or Proforce and fix their mechanism there. It would make so much sense

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Innoson? Proforce? That's an overstretch.

As poor as I am, I will gladly provide them with the tools, equipment and technical-know-how for something more appealing to the eyes.

This is 2019 for Christ's sake!

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Nigerians are the gifts that keep giving

Yep. Now do you see why tithe gulping pastors will continue to thrive? There are way too many mo.rons ever ready to throw their money away.


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BLOOD OF ZECHARIAH!!!

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There is a secret you carry to the grave.

What is the motive behind telling such story?

I really don't want to know. Just keep the fire that attracted me to you glowing. Don't ruin it with unnecessary opening up.

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I thought they had no sense in SW.

They should have stayed mute while Tinubu and Osibanjo sell them in lieu of false promises to the Fulani.

Close to 2023, Osibanjo and Tinubu will be dismantled by the Fulani cabals like junk cars. They don't take enemies.
Since 1999, every Nigerian President had always promised to do 1 term. After elections, they changed the goal post to the point that OBJ even contemplated 3rd term.
In the same vein, the ones who had enormous power and failed to exercise it ended up in the dustbin. Atiku vs OBJ, Saraki vs PMB, Ambpde vs Tinubu. Atiku/Saraki/Ambode failed to use the power they had. Where are they today? Mere spectators!

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Some people can marry the devil for money.


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LasgidiOnline:

“Nigerians should pray for the killings to stop before the blood-soaked ground responds.


https://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2019/07/pastor-adeboye-warns-impending-plague-nigeria.html

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Isra-el: God's own people.

God led them to many victorious battles in the Bible. If God did not let them sit around and pray for their enemies, who is Adeboye to ask Nigerians to pray to end killings?
Israel today is ever ready to take on terrorists with and around their little country. Why are they not praying? Evidently terrorists fear F-16s and B-2 bombers more than prayers.
Adeboye should stop deceiving his followers.

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How about poultry owners. Chicken is the most popular meat in the world. They deserve most attention.

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Gay people always find ways to seek attention more than ladies.

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nototribalist:
I don't know why I have the feeling that Nigeria will soon fight another civil war soon. Just because of this Buhari who believe his Fulani has the right to kill people.

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Blame the Fulani for killing people. Also, blame the victims who knew the devil they are dealing with but instead of taking preemptive measures to defend themselves, relied on conniving FG for non-existent assistance.

FG and Northern Groups are drumming for war. Yet some other regions are busy preaching for peace without defensive backup plans. You must stare down or fight a bully to earn his respect.

How difficult is it to issue fatwa on herdsmen and declare then personae non grata? But nobody wants to do the heavy lifting. How can three to ten herdsmen overrun a whole community?
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ceejay80s:
I need the battery and solar panel of that car for my inverter

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Of course, that's the only thing you cocksuckers are good at. Consumption!

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