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You worry too much about nonsense.

Which one is correct English among "How are you?", "Howdy" and "What's up?"

In all, the person you are communicating with understands you. Life is not grammar.

Americans understand "How was your night?".

By the way, why do you care? There are many white people out there that cannot spell their names.

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Slave trading was like a hunting expedition that every group actively participated even beyond the borders of what is presently known as Nigeria. Every tribe was guilty of the crime against humanity. Who owned who and who captured who can be easily twisted to fit any narrative.

Are you presently free?

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sapele914:
With a stroke of his golden bic,President Buhari can erase poverty to your 3rd generation,that is if they know the value of wealth,which I guess not?but sorry your paths will never cross,a Peasant knows his place in society.

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The power of "can".

Buhari "can" erase poverty to his 3rd generation as much as you "can" become a billionaire with a tint of hardwork.

Regrettably, both scenarios point to those with the ability but lack the wherewithal to accomplish.

When fantasy collides with delusion....

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They claim to be in direct contact with the omnipotent God. Yet they are easily defeated by mortals. No warning. No response with thunder. I think the scam called pastopreneurship is gradually being exposed.

God doesn't talk to any one of them.


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Don't be surprised if the DPO paid N1m from the station allocation and collected N2m for himself.

Or worse, arranged kidnapping. Trust NPF at your own peril.

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Sweettwenty8:
Finaly i decided to create an account

What's up Nairaland, Please Pardon my English.

So me and my man been married for a year now but here's the thing he does that pisses me OFF!!! TOTALLY!!!! ehn, every time I cook rice and stew (fried stew/fish/meat) he'd ask me to go outside the estate to go and buy Ewa(beans) (I'm using Ewa because that's how he pronounces it. So I noticed this earlier and I started Cooking beans anytime I cook rice. He'll still request for 'Ewa' the Mama put beans made and sold by the roadside

While we dated he'd even ask me to cook for himself and his friends and if my cooking was bad, I'd have gotten feedback somehow.. how can I serve food and he'll ask me to go get 'Ewa' at Shangisha Outside Magodo Gra to mix his rice even when we have visitors he will send me a whatsapp message to still go get Ewa most times he'll even book uber if i tell him I'm too tired to drive I'm tired of going to buy Ewa!!

How do i get to know what the problem is, because it's definitely not my cooking, 2 of my office buddies they don't buy lunch because i bring enough food for 3 of us everyday and they'd have stopped eating it if it was bad

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He don chop Iya Basira food, he don enter.

Na beans cooked with mortuary water.

Go MFM to retrieve your husband but first thing first, stop buying beans from the exact mama put place.

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You love the thrill.

E too sweet na im dey kill pass.

Ever wonder why victims of DV can't let go?

I see STI knocking at your door.

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AceRoot:
I am mighty glad to meet another SCOTTY FAN here on nairaland.
But something is wrong in that video. Scotty never once mentioned ''TOYORA''. Most strange from him.

Ring that bell. HAHAHahahahaha.

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You are indeed a fan

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emeijeh:
Her family did not do well by telling her to remain in an abusive marriage.

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Isn't that what most of them do?

They would rather bury their daughter than live with the shame of their imagination as if the whole world revolves around them. The truth is: Nobody gives a shit about the family. It gets worse if the husband is rich.

Save your daughters!

Does it even make sense to abuse someone who cooks your food? One drop of sniper, it will be over. Some folks are inherently stvpid.


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BMW?


His parents must have hated him.

He shouldn't have done that but I can understand.

This man succinctly reiterated my assessment of BMW vehicles:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS9duddPqUI



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goodgirl2409:
My husband has really changed. He is so unemotional and revengeful.
I will cook for him severally and he won’t eat. I will serve him food and he won’t eat. I will ask him what I have done and he won’t respond. Every time he gives me the silent treatment.

I feel so pained because I expected more from this marriage but barely 1 year after, he doesn’t seem to love me anymore. Sometimes 1 month will pass, no sex. He would go out and won’t bother to tell me where he is going.



He would come back very late and would just ignore me like I don’t exist.
Although he drops money for me to run the house and communicates strictly with me, it make no sense to me.
I am tired. Is this how marriage is? Is this how men are or am I just suffering?

I don’t have anyone to beg to talk to him,and I was told reporting him to any of his family members is not good. things are getting worse everyday. People who have married for many years and are succeeding please help me. What am I not doing right?

UPDATE.
I want to add that it is not sexual incompatibility.
When he is in his happy mood, I would even be tired of his endless gist. S-x will be very great. He is kind and caring. Such a wonderful man. In fact an angel. He would even wash my underwear’s and clothes.

But when his mood start which is his mood most of the time, he won’t talk to you, he won’t eat. I will finish cooking, he will go outside and buy another food and come and cook. He won’t come back on time. I will ask him what is it, he would not respond. He always feels everything I do to annoy him, i do it on purpose. I am a peace loving person. Everyone around that knows the story
always say that he has a problem.

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Either he is emotionally challenged

OR

You are hygienically challenged.

You don't know how to tell him; he doesn't know how to tell you.

Leave prayer out of this. It involves actionable solutions.
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No need paying attention to that slowpoke.

Folks like him usually end up a victim of their hatred.

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I believe every widow has heard this line before.

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There is something about this pattern of roofing on the High Court that irritates me. I am yet to figure it out.


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They can't do squat in their fatherland to curtail the excesses of corrupt politicians but are quick to form James Bond in other countries. If they fight the powers that be in Nigeria, there won't be any need to migrate to other countries to constitute a menace to the society.

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Too many able-bodied Nigerians loitering hopelessly in Guangzhou.

It is very disheartening.

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pellummy:
Which one is IsWap... May God deliver my country

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IsWap (pronounced "a$s_wipe" is the Nigerian version of WhatsApp.


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Most christians and muslims became one at birth by default.

That's why I don't subscribe to any religion.

I only believe in God.

Jesus said this, Muhammed said that...Would you expect him to say anything different just as other sects will always promote their doctrines?

Do you expect BMW to start advertising for Mercedes OR vice versa. Everyone claims to be the best. That's my view on religion.



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Eg. US military went on the offensive against Al Qaeda in Afghanistan.

But Nigerian military sit in their outposts waiting to be attacked first and then be on the defensive.

Did God really create black people?

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So Izunna Nwafor is justifying insecurity in Enugu State by pointing out that other states/regions had it worse. SMH.


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This is why you should never fight for the Nigerian masses because whoever tries, they will destroy.

Watch some nincompoops blame Ihedioha forgetting that Okorocha did worse to someone like Mr Ik Ilomuanya for years. It doesn't matter to these animals that while pensioners and civil servants were being owed for years, Okorocha, his family and friends were acquiring mansions not justifiable by their incomes.

Media trial? No. Crime is being exposed.

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Gold?

Yeah right!

They went for baba's head.

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Mathew 5:30

"And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell"

So go ahead, grab the knife and do the needful.

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erico2k2:
if nah artist or footballer now, no wahala, U see your life

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If e no be Panadol, e no fit be like Panadol

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I dare say that God must be frustrated and annoyed at the incessant disturbance and aggravation by Nigerians.

In his mind, "no be the same brain I gave others that I gave these imbeciles?" Yet they won't let him be.

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What good is a bank account when you can build a strong room in your house?

I doubt if Pablo Escobar or Joachim Guzman had bank accounts? And they were billionaires in dollars.

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TANTUMERGO007:


This man they talk rubbish these days

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Senility is taking hold of him.


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Don't blame Adeboye.

Blame the morons that take him serious.

He is a glorified clown.


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That's a cry of disappointment that the decent boy she sent to Canada came back with a hairstyle that confirms his addiction to hard drugs.

Rehab loading....

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That's how you curb the menace of SARS

...instead of being cowardly wailers.

People are beginning to challenge their illegal actions since their superiors are immune to the agony of innocent victims.

More of this and Reformation of SARS will be done. Peaceful protest is not in the lexicon of Nigerians in authority.
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From the "Welcome to Rivers State" bridge to a distance of not more than 5km into PH is like the biblical road to Golgotha. They have been working on this road for more than 10 years with the slowest pace of road construction recorded worldwide.

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Jonathan's incompetence and cluelessness gave rise to Buhari. Buhari was rejected thrice until the clamour for anyone but the inebriated GEJ took over. He deserves no apology.

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