₦airaland Forum

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Why do Nigerians lose their sense of logic when they hear the term "pastor"?

Who ordained Osibanjo? Not God but by another mortal who happens to be a prosperity merchant.

Osibanjo is not a moral police because morality and salvation are not the center points in the doctrines of RCCG.

I detest people that continue to deceive themselves.

ITbomb:
I still prefer this

It have the rugged and prestige feeling of a "jeep", the newer ones seem to be competing with Infinity [img]https://1.bp..com/-b6atZDuYZ28/XRK2QzxTNkI/AAAAAAAACUg/raOyYbcSRtg-LbyWgy80lcBvNFb-oFxowCLcBGAs/s1600/Pathfinder%2B3.jpg[/img]

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How can it be competing against itself?

Nissan is Infinity; Infinity is Nissan.

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No comments until I see their pre-wedding pictures.

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They better lock up their visa before the human leeches called Nigerians and other Africans show up to destroy the country. After all, they didn't fix their country by running away. They held their politicians accountable.

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He should take Togolese and Nigerian artisans to a job site. The reasons he seek will be more vivid.

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Pre-wedding photos. Public marriage proposal.

Nigerians sure know how to abuse anything they copied from oyibo people.

Why would a man kneel down in public to propose to the lady he loves? Is he marrying for strangers? I always thought that marriage proposal and acceptance is a private matter between two individuals.

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Only in 4?

+ 4 will be triple the number.

With Fulani radio, ISWAP, Fulani vigilante in SS/SE, Fulani cattle ranches all over the country.

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Why would Soyinka take the man's seat in the first place?


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delugajackson:
N60m for just sitting around for a couple of months, discussing mundane things that add no value to the society and then finally wrapping it up with sex on live TV.

While a winner at a science competition goes home with a paltry sum of NGN5000, complete math-set and half-a-dozen of 80 leaves notebook.

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Many countries have their versions of BBN. But just like anything Nigeria, they will take it to the highest level as long as it involves something that adds no value to humanity.

It is a way of keeping the impoverished masses entertained to numb the hopelessness in their lives.

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Slay queens--The greatest threat to feminism.


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None of them pales in comparison to a man who was rich and lost it all. Such a man is a walking philosophy.

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Someone locked your shop at night. Not a problem. Next time before going home, just hotwire your gate to a 15A socket outlet. Let's see what happens.

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Neddstark:
God bless the NAFDAC officials that finally chose to Ban Sniper.
Using sniper even in the home is not safe except after 2 days after it has fully evaporated.
This insecticide should be used for farms or places with serious pest issues.
For those who think banning sniper was stupid, think for yourself alone. You don't know if the next worried person in your family will consider using it.
I think this thing is like a spirit that pushes people to consume it. The last time I was depressed about money and I saw sniper I hid it ontop of the shelf so I never see it again.

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If they ban sniper, will they ban rope?

When there is a will, there is a way.

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So Toyota and Lexus have become exotic cars?


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Everything Nigerians hate about Nigerians is the same thing foreigners hate about Nigerians. It is difficult to find any redeeming qualities. How can one seek asylum in a new country and take crime with him/her. Basic things in life are no longer enough, Nigerians want to live fantasy lives. It doesn't matter if they lose their lives in the process. The foundation of this materialism is Pentecostal doctrines where everyone is a winner. Really?
Everyone is a winner? Not even in developed nations talk of shithole Nigeria.

Rule of Thumb: Be wary of any Nigerian that invokes the name of Jesus or God. They are the worst of all.
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AngelicBeing:
Well said, but to be honest with you, some Nigerians are doing terrible things in their host country, they are very loud, rude and engage in all manner of antisocial behaviors, it is sometimes better not to identify as a Nigerian in some countries because the name Nigeria don cast globally

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Like they say, empty barrels make the most noise.
It is very difficult to take Nigerians serious. They misconstrue selfishness for individualism.

Throw a challenge at them and their only response is the balance in their account. The love for money will continue to do them in. Of course, everyone has a price but Nigerians come too cheap. That's why it is easy for a Lebanese, Chinese or any Arabian to come in and enslave them for peanuts.


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21st Century.

Why let things degenerate to this level?

The same question I ask about Aba-PH expressway. One day work by a grader and compact roller on the bad portions of the road is enough to alleviate the suffering. But everyone is waiting for billions to be earmarked first. Who cursed black people?

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Your typical Nigerian has low self-esteem. They go to foreign countries to be slaves while foreigners come to their country to enslave them. The only such country in the world.

The only sense of self-worth in their spirit is money in the bank which they cannot wait to throw around in an effort to procure esteem. Unbeknownst to them, self-esteem is innate.
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Maybe he needs to get back into business and leave social media alone.


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budaatum:
£1400 dress for the wife of a person who has remained at the top since independence. Do you plan to work for close to 60 years and not buy your wife £1400 dress?

God will please stop people from cursing themself!

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You morons like to invoke God and curse at the same time as if you are direct messengers of God. Yet your life sucks. Go figure!

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Oszy:
The way Buhari kept contesting for the position of presidency since 2003, ordinarily, one will think he is a man with the vision, desire to lead and deliver the country from travails with his master plan. What will Buhari be remembered for?

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Buhari saw all the past Presidents living like kings and cried that he was never allowed the opportunity to loot.
He worked his way through the system and now his wife can prance around in N700k dress.

Nigerians are very gullible. Why do you think MMM, pastors, Loom and SwissGold made a killing in Nigeria?

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kinghopex:
I really need advice on this..

I asked this lady out back then in 2015 and she turned me down completely without any reasonable excuse...

Now she is in the university studying and today while we were chatting, she told me she is seriously broke that i should help her with money!!

If i were you will you help her

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Why are you back to where you were four years ago?

In other words, you haven't made any progress.

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Intracranial hemorrhage!



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Traffic violation fines are very big source of income in developed countries. In a lawless city like Lagos, the state could earn billions per year from traffic violations.


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This is the guy that needs mass support even up to court hearings and bail.

Not Naira Marley.

The attitude of those Nigerian Embassy fellas is very disheartening.

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Godoverevery:
Good afternoon everyone ........

I posted a thread in may about my fiancée I helped with 100k to start a business and she couldn't produce the capital saying she lend her dad... just want give an update of things

I took majority of the people advise here and celebrate her birthday ....got her cake,wrist watch and celebrated it with my friends and hers at a lounge(paid all the bills).

So the following week I gave in to her pleading and sent her another 50k(she hasn't produce the previous 100k capital but still promised to produce it with time) to get new set of slippers to sell .....and the agreement was she will be sending the money to one of my accounts as she is selling and the capital will be there to reinvest.

This new week I asked why I haven't seen any money in the account.....she said she have sold but she wants some people to balance her to complete 20k and by Friday she will make d deposit.

On Friday I didn't see anything....asked her why didn't she send the money (dat was after bank closing hour)....she was like she wasn't feeling too well dat she told her friend to do the transfer but is not going and she has given her the cash ...... around past 9pm dat Friday she called me if I have seen the alert I said no......the next day she said the transfer wasn't going dat her friend tried it but it was failing so I felt pissed and told her straight she was lying (arguement broke out).

So I told her if she was telling the truth and have the cash with her I will come pick d cash myself today but to my surprise she has blocked me on whatapp and bar my number D's noon.

My friends here want us to go over to her place ..... cause a scene and get her arrested but I don't want to embarrass her parents or embarrass myself.
They are all on my neck rite now like dey ginger badly

...... honestly I don't no what to do.
Just want to know if the right thing is getting her arrested or just let go and move on.

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Good.

Isn't this the same format as Yahoo/419?

Keep promising phantom returns while bilking the maga.

You are her "oyibo man".

What do you intend to get her for your anniversary?

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Watch how quickly they will start processing passports after this....kudos to the guy. Dude took one for the team.

People in Nigeria are already blaming him because they have been ingrained with the spirit of cowardice.

Action do get better result than yapping.
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Why do people keep thinking that Nigerians are human?

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geesilver:
what is simple there..........
she is aggressive type A

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Only those with common sense will understand.

Etiquette!


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The lady should be given the job and the guy that contacted her should be fired (assuming this is not one of those Twitter or Instagram stories).

Simple.

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Check out what's going in Hong Kong. The citizens defied all odds to stage mass protests against their government that's going into the second week.

Two days of protest in Nigeria and everyone runs back home to watch BBN. Jesus will never come down to save your selfish, ignorant and docile behinds. As you make your bed, so you will lie on it.

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So someone go count money count money then use am go buy a BMW. E be like say this thing about village people is real.

I have never met a renowned mechanic who has anything nice to say about Beemers.

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