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Christianity Etc › Re: I Don't Pay Tithes And Offerings But I Give To Anyone In Need. Am I Wrong? by InvertedHammer: 10:04pm On Oct 18, 2016
For it is said,

"I command all you suckers, give ten percent of your earnings to Adeboye, Oyakhilome and other snake oil sales god of men. For they shalt enjoy the fruits of your labour on earth while your rewards will be in heaven. No amount is too small to fuel those private jets and mansions of your dream"
Business › Re: Dollar Scarcity: Banks Suspend ATM Card Usage Abroad by InvertedHammer: 8:14am On Oct 17, 2016
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Who is still using parallel market?

Deposit naira equivalent in a designated account and your ward collects the equivalent in dollars. It has been on for months. It is as simple as that.
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NYSC › Re: How NYSC Changed My View Of The North. by InvertedHammer: 11:04pm On Oct 16, 2016
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The North is a peaceful keg of powder.

One moment it is very serene and peaceful, the next minute it goes up in flames.

The surprise factor is why a lot of people always fall victims.

OP: keep your guard up all the time especially on fridays.

Keyword: jumat.
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Politics › Re: PMB, Aisha Buhari And The Dilemma Of Nigeria's First Family by InvertedHammer: 4:34pm On Oct 15, 2016
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The bottomline is that Aisha will be the only one to suffer if anything happens to Buhari. The so-called friends of Buhari will desert her. Her outcry is in order. Take a look at Yar'Adua and Abacha's wives. If Abacha's wife had stepped up to her husband's shenanigan, her family's position in Nigeria would have been different.

Nigerians are so accustomed to tacit response to oppression that whoever has effontry to speak out will be addressed in derogatory terms. I guess Jesus has to come down from heaven to speak up and fix Nigeria.
Politics › Re: If You Were President Buhari, How Would You Respond To Aisha? by InvertedHammer: 4:19pm On Oct 15, 2016
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I will take her on an exclusive 1 month vacation. That should be an ample opportunity to bridge the inherent communication gap between us. The serenity is necessary because the noise around the Presidency is a ploy by profiteers and opportunists to shield the President from progressive ideas.
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Politics › Re: "Your Wife Knows You Better" - Dele Momodu Tells Buhari by InvertedHammer:
lofty900:
Stop giving women more credit than they deserve but I know aisha did the right thing
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LOL.

At your young age, you think you got it figured out because you are still running around with daddy girls.

Any woman that prepares your food will have total control over your life being that she will hold the ticket to your continued existence on this earth. If you treat her bad and she has the will, your friends and family will be preparing your wake-keep soon. Of course, your demise will be blamed on liver or kidney failure; not excluding the litany of other ailments that can be blamed. What top military generals cannot do, Aisha can do with a cup of kunu and N50
otapiapia to liberate 200million Nigerians from the shackles of Buhari's agenda or lack thereof. Don't forget that Islamic rites have no room for autopsy. What could be more powerful than that? Aisha is the most powerful woman in Nigeria today.


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Romance › Re: Woman Narrates How Irish Lover ‘deliberately’ Infected Her With HIV (photo) by InvertedHammer: 12:34am On Oct 15, 2016
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All the expired oyibo that cannot get decent dates in their countries migrate to Phillipines, Thailand and African countries to get top-notch young babes who usually throw caution to the wind at the sight of foreign currencies. Well...it is her cross, she should bear it.

Like chick and egg, we don't know which came first. Did she infect him or the other way? Life goes on.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Skeleton Found In A Pastor's House In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by InvertedHammer: 4:16pm On Oct 14, 2016
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...and another tenant will move in...

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Politics › Re: National Judicial Council Reacts To Arrest Of Judges, Bars DSS From Arraignment by InvertedHammer: 8:48am On Oct 14, 2016
kcnwaigbo:
Then don't comment.You can't be making comments without reading facts about the case
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You are in no position to dictate my comments.

Beat it!
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Politics › Re: Nigeria's President Buhari Warned By First Lady - BBC by InvertedHammer:
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Do you want to witness the unlimited st.upidity of some Nigerians?

Watch as some people will start attacking Aisha for stating an obvious truth.

Then you wonder why any sane fellows would risk their comfort and lives to fight for the masses.
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Politics › Re: National Judicial Council Reacts To Arrest Of Judges, Bars DSS From Arraignment by InvertedHammer: 7:55am On Oct 14, 2016
kcnwaigbo:
I don't think this one read the report before ranting. Pathetic
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I have no interest in reading any garbage from your oppressors. I can predict with reasonable accuracy the content of the report knowing the high level of deceit and profligacy by the ruling elites in Nigeria.

A report from NJC with regards to the DSS saga is not worth my time.
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Politics › Re: Nigeria's President Buhari Warned By First Lady - BBC by InvertedHammer: 7:50am On Oct 14, 2016
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Ladies:

This is the mind of an intelligent and independent woman.

An independent woman is a woman who has a mind of her own and is not afraid to express such in a critical situation. It has nothing to do with being single, angry, dejected and occasional shoving of rubber between the legs.

Beyonce who is the champion of independence is happily married and could hold down the fort if need be.
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Politics › Re: National Judicial Council Reacts To Arrest Of Judges, Bars DSS From Arraignment by InvertedHammer: 7:43am On Oct 14, 2016
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A tad too late. NJC was derelict in discharging her duties as such her authorities were usurped by a serious entity under the control of the Federal government. NJC must be reconstituted or disbanded. They are completely useless.
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Politics › Re: The Vestiges Of Kaduna Mafia Must Not Kill Aisha Buhari - Bamidele Ademola by InvertedHammer: 7:32am On Oct 14, 2016
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"Interests of the North" is a myth.

The only interests that exist are those of "cabals of Northern extraction". A trip to the North will lay credence to my assertion. The level of poverty and illiteracy up North
show that the hoi polloi are not factored into the mythical Northern interets.
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Health › Re: Asthmatic Patient Killed By Refuse At Douglas Road Owerri - Facebook User (Pics) by InvertedHammer: 3:47am On Oct 14, 2016
millionaireman:
Pollen, Dust, bouts of cold wind, allergens, can easily trigger bronchospasm. Pungent odour from decaying domestic refuse is least likely to trigger bronchospasm and bronchoconstriction.
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Anyone who'd lived his life in the malodorous cities littered all over Nigeria is highly unlikely to die from asthma attack by just walking past a refuse dump. Anyone which such a hyperactive airway will not last a day in Nigeria.
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Travel › Re: My Racism Experience During A Vacation In Russia by InvertedHammer: 3:39am On Oct 14, 2016
ERONX:
It all happened on the 10th of October I left home in Ontario and decided to go on vacation in the beautiful city of st Petersburg with a childhood friend of mine who is White. When taking our usual tour walk with our complete papers and tourist passport, I observed that most people along the street kept on staring and moving away from us especially me....

We later discovered we've missed our way because we visited most of the tour centers with our map, so we decided to ask the locals around for help. When I approached them for direction, although we had issues with language difference they would just grin and shout out loud, some would run away and avoid me from getting close when I tried asking for direction.

I finally discovered I was been avoided because of my dark skin colour, so i asked my friend to do the questioning while I stood far away but there was no way they could help even with the map due to the language difference. They offered assistance by pointing to a police stand we went there with the intention of asking for direction, the two policemen shook hands with my white friend but ignored shaking hands with me, after giving us directions on how we could get a cab that will take us to our hotel, we thanked them and we were about leaving the policemen called us back and asked what I'm carrying in my backpack. I told him I have my papers some money and my lunch. He took the bag from me checked it himself he saw my papers were complete yet he refused returning my backpack, i got very angry and asked him to return my backpack yet he refused my friend tried pleading yet he refused...

What made me angry was because he didn't ask for the contents in my friend's backpack when he saw how furious and angry I've become, he returned the backpack and started raining abusive racist word in both Russian and English. I threatened him I would file a complaint to the Russian Police, and told him I would file legal actions against him. After threatening him, he stopped the insult and in a few minutes a police car drove to our scene i believe the locals around contacted the police. A superior officer from the police vehicle apologised on his behalf, he was also asked to apologise which he did reluctantly the most embarrassing part of it was when all the drama was unfolding the locals around gathered to catch a glimpse of what was happening while others took pictures.

We finally got back to the hotel I was very angry all through, I had to reschedule for the next flight and I went back home the next day.

All through my lifetime I have never been subjected to such a degrading and embarrassing moment.

RACISM IS BAD #SAYNOTORACISM
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There are whites only apartments, bars, clubs and restaurants in Nigeria. Didn't you get the memo? A whiteman or woman can easily get you arrested in Nigeria than you could have them arrested.

Welcome to life.
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Health › Re: Asthmatic Patient Killed By Refuse At Douglas Road Owerri - Facebook User (Pics) by InvertedHammer: 7:55pm On Oct 13, 2016
Abagworo:
embarassed

This shows how ignorant PDP in Imo State is. When a PDP took up the case of market relocation and went to obtain court injuction refraining Government from taking care of the market and the next few days a PDP priest went to celebrate 1st October at the generated garbage then a couple of days later all PDP chieftains in Imo State hired a wacky equipment to do a shuddy refuse clearance and then today a PDP fictitious family member died of asthma isn't it obvious what the whole politics is about?

http://sunnewsonline.com/owerri-women-protest-planned-relocation-of-market/

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/demolition-court-restrains-imo-govt-relocating-ekeukwu-owerri-market/

PDP was busy inciting Owerri people against Government good policies in order to use same during future campaigns

http://breaking.com.ng/nigeria/market-relocation-am-not-at-war-with-owerri-people-okorocha/

http://nigerianpilot.com/market-relocation-not-war-owerri-people-okorocha/
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Everywhere smells in Nigeria because folks urinate and defecate just about anywhere in the open. Rainy season ensures equitable distribution of the pungent smell. So it is an aberration to even remotely suggest that an asthmatic patient died from smelling the refuse.

Something physically has to trigger upper airway hyperactivity (eg. smoke, pollen, dust, hair, etc) to result in bronchoconstriction and bronchospasm.
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Health › Re: Asthmatic Patient Killed By Refuse At Douglas Road Owerri - Facebook User (Pics) by InvertedHammer: 2:46pm On Oct 13, 2016
The story is a complete nonsense.

Odour has nothing on asthma.

They should find out what killed the man.
Family › Re: Nigerian Men In USA, Killing Their Imported Wives From Nigeria. by InvertedHammer:
CFCman:
http://journalist101.com/2016/10/04/nigerian-men-in-usa-killing-their-imported-wives-from-nigeria/
Old news.

Any recent occurrence? I don't think so.

Only morons still dream of going to Nigeria to get a wife. Do you have a girlfriend in US? Marry her. You will be better off.

Women control their husbands most of the time. Most husbands are happy to be controlled by their wives. Only silly women get killed or divorced because they fail to harness their God-given skills to press the mumu button of their partners. Every woman has it. This is why some ladies get car gifts while others are content with N750 recharge cards.

Ever wonder why the good ladies are in the church praying for husbands while the so-called whores are getting married every weekend?

For all you ladies: Forget all the feminism crap championed by angry and dejected women. Find a way to subtly massage your man's ego and he will take a bullet for you. It is no juju but pure psychological manipulation. Of all things you will encounter in life, to manipulate a man should be the easiest. Oh wait! And there may be no sex involved. There you have it.
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Car Talk › Re: How Do I Know That My Car Is Due For Oil Change? by InvertedHammer: 8:13am On Oct 12, 2016
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I do oil change twice a year. Left to the manufacturers, they will have you do it every 3000k. Yeah right. In their dreams.

I drove a car for two years with no oil change, just top offs. The person I gave it to is still enjoying it up till today.

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Phones › Re: Funniest Memes On Galaxy Note 7 Explosions by InvertedHammer: 8:09am On Oct 12, 2016
This is a lesson especially to Nigerians who believe that "new" is always "the best".
Politics › Re: Douglas Road Owerri After PDP Cleared The Nasty Dumpsite (Photos by InvertedHammer: 2:37am On Oct 12, 2016
Blue3k:
Lcoal government is supposed to handle that responsibility but the guy I'm quoting says Govenor Cockroach put an end to that.
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I support Rochas on this one.

I think people who trade their votes for bags of rice, keke, grinding machines or money as the case may be have no right to dictate to the government how they want to be oppressed.

Other narcissists are already lining up to take over from Rochas. One with the best ideas will never get an audience without freebies and goodies to the electorates. The politicians know this and capitalize on it. The people deserve the leaders they get. So don't shed tears for Imolites. History is bound to repeat itself soon.
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Politics › Re: It’s Only In Nigeria We Arrest Before We Investigate, Says NBA Secretary by InvertedHammer: 2:29am On Oct 12, 2016
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The NBA secretary probably "sorted" his way through law school.
Investigation does not necessarily come before arrest.
A suspect can be arrested if caught in the act. Also, "probable cause" is a good excuse for an arrest before full investigation. It seemed that DSS contacted NJC with the evidence against the judges and NJC failed to act accordingly. Did the evidence come without investigations?

It is funny that people who are corrupt by not following due process would want due process to be followed in their arrest/prosecution. And the sufferheads who do not gain a nickel from the corrupt transactions are quick to come to the defense.

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Politics › Re: Douglas Road Owerri After PDP Cleared The Nasty Dumpsite (Photos by InvertedHammer: 2:20am On Oct 12, 2016
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Clearing the refuse is not enough.

They should hold the government responsible to provide designated place for wastes that will be promptly cleared by the appropriate authority.

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Travel › Re: The Story Of My Trip To Dubai by InvertedHammer: 11:34pm On Oct 11, 2016
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No matter what country/continent you migrate to, be it USA, Canada, Europe, Asia or Middle East; the first year will be very tough and rough.

USA takes an average of 3 years to settle in.

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Politics › Re: SSS Releases Detained Judges by InvertedHammer: 12:47am On Oct 11, 2016
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Beautiful!

All the judges already got the message.

The judiciary will never be the same again.
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Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Share N46 Billion Annually- Daily Trust by InvertedHammer: 1:46pm On Oct 10, 2016
bayelsaowei:
please give me examples...and please give me unbiased examples..

i subscribe for a revolution...no nigerian leader presently that isnt partisan...reason why i have always doubted the present fight against corruption..its a silly sham...

it baffles me that many youths are still being fooled that the present admin is fighting corruption instead of them to take to the streets to determine their future...
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You nefa hear say big things usually start small small.

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Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Share N46 Billion Annually- Daily Trust by InvertedHammer: 10:03am On Oct 10, 2016
bayelsaowei:
i say restructure rather than use military dictatorial tactics..it never ends well...a restructuring would be sustainable and long lasting and also beneficial to all..
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Restructure?

How?

Who will restructure? Is it not the same legislature that is supposed to do the restructuring? Revolution comes in different formats and none is peaceful as some of you envisage in your fantasy world.

Most third world countries that fought corruption and won had to do it violently else it becomes a wasted effort. Don't assume that corruption cannot fight back.
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Education › Re: A Few Private Universities Are Cheaper And Better Than Some Federal Universities by InvertedHammer: 9:58am On Oct 10, 2016
d4guy:
Step outside the border of this country, and no one recognises your certificates
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Outside Nigeria they are all the same. They want to make sure the school is accredited. The certificates you get in all of them are equally useless until you can prove otherwise through a standardized test. The western world cannot differentiate between UniLag and Madonna University. As a matter of fact, they don't care. None of the schools is in the top 1000 universities in the world which renders them all useless ab initio.
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Politics › Re: Senators, Reps Share N46 Billion Annually- Daily Trust by InvertedHammer: 9:49am On Oct 10, 2016
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When someone takes on these criminals and looters, some knuckleheads will start arguing about separation of powers as if separation of power is an empowerment for corruption.

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Sports › Re: Daniel Amokachi Visits His Twin Sons In Turkey Ahead Of Their Club Debut. Photos by InvertedHammer: 9:02pm On Oct 09, 2016
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This is the joy of marrying early.

You live to enjoy the success of your children.

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