InvertedHammer's Posts
Nairaland Forum › InvertedHammer's Profile › InvertedHammer's Posts
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 (of 609 pages)
For it is said, "I command all you suckers, give ten percent of your earnings to Adeboye, Oyakhilome and other snake oil sales god of men. For they shalt enjoy the fruits of your labour on earth while your rewards will be in heaven. No amount is too small to fuel those private jets and mansions of your dream" |
/ Who is still using parallel market? Deposit naira equivalent in a designated account and your ward collects the equivalent in dollars. It has been on for months. It is as simple as that. \ |
/ The North is a peaceful keg of powder. One moment it is very serene and peaceful, the next minute it goes up in flames. The surprise factor is why a lot of people always fall victims. OP: keep your guard up all the time especially on fridays. Keyword: jumat. \ |
/ The bottomline is that Aisha will be the only one to suffer if anything happens to Buhari. The so-called friends of Buhari will desert her. Her outcry is in order. Take a look at Yar'Adua and Abacha's wives. If Abacha's wife had stepped up to her husband's shenanigan, her family's position in Nigeria would have been different. Nigerians are so accustomed to tacit response to oppression that whoever has effontry to speak out will be addressed in derogatory terms. I guess Jesus has to come down from heaven to speak up and fix Nigeria. |
/ I will take her on an exclusive 1 month vacation. That should be an ample opportunity to bridge the inherent communication gap between us. The serenity is necessary because the noise around the Presidency is a ploy by profiteers and opportunists to shield the President from progressive ideas. \ |
lofty900:/ LOL. At your young age, you think you got it figured out because you are still running around with daddy girls. Any woman that prepares your food will have total control over your life being that she will hold the ticket to your continued existence on this earth. If you treat her bad and she has the will, your friends and family will be preparing your wake-keep soon. Of course, your demise will be blamed on liver or kidney failure; not excluding the litany of other ailments that can be blamed. What top military generals cannot do, Aisha can do with a cup of kunu and N50 otapiapia to liberate 200million Nigerians from the shackles of Buhari's agenda or lack thereof. Don't forget that Islamic rites have no room for autopsy. What could be more powerful than that? Aisha is the most powerful woman in Nigeria today. \ |
/ All the expired oyibo that cannot get decent dates in their countries migrate to Phillipines, Thailand and African countries to get top-notch young babes who usually throw caution to the wind at the sight of foreign currencies. Well...it is her cross, she should bear it. Like chick and egg, we don't know which came first. Did she infect him or the other way? Life goes on. \ |
/ ...and another tenant will move in... \ |
kcnwaigbo:/ You are in no position to dictate my comments. Beat it! \ |
/ Do you want to witness the unlimited st.upidity of some Nigerians? Watch as some people will start attacking Aisha for stating an obvious truth. Then you wonder why any sane fellows would risk their comfort and lives to fight for the masses. / |
kcnwaigbo:/ I have no interest in reading any garbage from your oppressors. I can predict with reasonable accuracy the content of the report knowing the high level of deceit and profligacy by the ruling elites in Nigeria. A report from NJC with regards to the DSS saga is not worth my time. \ |
/ Ladies: This is the mind of an intelligent and independent woman. An independent woman is a woman who has a mind of her own and is not afraid to express such in a critical situation. It has nothing to do with being single, angry, dejected and occasional shoving of rubber between the legs. Beyonce who is the champion of independence is happily married and could hold down the fort if need be. \ |
/ A tad too late. NJC was derelict in discharging her duties as such her authorities were usurped by a serious entity under the control of the Federal government. NJC must be reconstituted or disbanded. They are completely useless. \ |
/ "Interests of the North" is a myth. The only interests that exist are those of "cabals of Northern extraction". A trip to the North will lay credence to my assertion. The level of poverty and illiteracy up North show that the hoi polloi are not factored into the mythical Northern interets. \ |
millionaireman:/ Anyone who'd lived his life in the malodorous cities littered all over Nigeria is highly unlikely to die from asthma attack by just walking past a refuse dump. Anyone which such a hyperactive airway will not last a day in Nigeria. \ |
ERONX:/ There are whites only apartments, bars, clubs and restaurants in Nigeria. Didn't you get the memo? A whiteman or woman can easily get you arrested in Nigeria than you could have them arrested. Welcome to life. \ |
Abagworo:/ Everywhere smells in Nigeria because folks urinate and defecate just about anywhere in the open. Rainy season ensures equitable distribution of the pungent smell. So it is an aberration to even remotely suggest that an asthmatic patient died from smelling the refuse. Something physically has to trigger upper airway hyperactivity (eg. smoke, pollen, dust, hair, etc) to result in bronchoconstriction and bronchospasm. \ |
The story is a complete nonsense. Odour has nothing on asthma. They should find out what killed the man. |
CFCman:Old news. Any recent occurrence? I don't think so. Only morons still dream of going to Nigeria to get a wife. Do you have a girlfriend in US? Marry her. You will be better off. Women control their husbands most of the time. Most husbands are happy to be controlled by their wives. Only silly women get killed or divorced because they fail to harness their God-given skills to press the mumu button of their partners. Every woman has it. This is why some ladies get car gifts while others are content with N750 recharge cards. Ever wonder why the good ladies are in the church praying for husbands while the so-called whores are getting married every weekend? For all you ladies: Forget all the feminism crap championed by angry and dejected women. Find a way to subtly massage your man's ego and he will take a bullet for you. It is no juju but pure psychological manipulation. Of all things you will encounter in life, to manipulate a man should be the easiest. Oh wait! And there may be no sex involved. There you have it. \ |
/ I do oil change twice a year. Left to the manufacturers, they will have you do it every 3000k. Yeah right. In their dreams. I drove a car for two years with no oil change, just top offs. The person I gave it to is still enjoying it up till today. \ |
This is a lesson especially to Nigerians who believe that "new" is always "the best". |
Blue3k:/ I support Rochas on this one. I think people who trade their votes for bags of rice, keke, grinding machines or money as the case may be have no right to dictate to the government how they want to be oppressed. Other narcissists are already lining up to take over from Rochas. One with the best ideas will never get an audience without freebies and goodies to the electorates. The politicians know this and capitalize on it. The people deserve the leaders they get. So don't shed tears for Imolites. History is bound to repeat itself soon. \ |
/ The NBA secretary probably "sorted" his way through law school. Investigation does not necessarily come before arrest. A suspect can be arrested if caught in the act. Also, "probable cause" is a good excuse for an arrest before full investigation. It seemed that DSS contacted NJC with the evidence against the judges and NJC failed to act accordingly. Did the evidence come without investigations? It is funny that people who are corrupt by not following due process would want due process to be followed in their arrest/prosecution. And the sufferheads who do not gain a nickel from the corrupt transactions are quick to come to the defense. / |
/ Clearing the refuse is not enough. They should hold the government responsible to provide designated place for wastes that will be promptly cleared by the appropriate authority. \ |
/ No matter what country/continent you migrate to, be it USA, Canada, Europe, Asia or Middle East; the first year will be very tough and rough. USA takes an average of 3 years to settle in. \ |
/ Beautiful! All the judges already got the message. The judiciary will never be the same again. \ |
bayelsaowei:/ You nefa hear say big things usually start small small. \ |
bayelsaowei:/ Restructure? How? Who will restructure? Is it not the same legislature that is supposed to do the restructuring? Revolution comes in different formats and none is peaceful as some of you envisage in your fantasy world. Most third world countries that fought corruption and won had to do it violently else it becomes a wasted effort. Don't assume that corruption cannot fight back. \ |
d4guy:/ Outside Nigeria they are all the same. They want to make sure the school is accredited. The certificates you get in all of them are equally useless until you can prove otherwise through a standardized test. The western world cannot differentiate between UniLag and Madonna University. As a matter of fact, they don't care. None of the schools is in the top 1000 universities in the world which renders them all useless ab initio. \ |
/ When someone takes on these criminals and looters, some knuckleheads will start arguing about separation of powers as if separation of power is an empowerment for corruption. \ |
/ This is the joy of marrying early. You live to enjoy the success of your children. \ |
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 456 457 458 459 460 461 462 463 464 (of 609 pages)
