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Your case is very easy. Take a bus to Omoku village, go to Onita family and ask them about Oputa and Ikechukwu. Talk to an elder. Go with a friend. Most importantly, go in a very nice ride and pretend that you are rich. And whoever gives you the most promising answers, give him N5k...you have just bribed yourself into getting good intels/feedback from that source.

There will always be someone who knows something in the village.

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Airforce1:
What made me hate him more was the day he flogged me in the presence of my child hood girl friend .



Thanks for reading.
Airforce!

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Childhood girlfriend?

I can see that you had no respect. Most parents in Nigeria would have skinned you alive to be talking of gf at a young age.

Your dad tried to help you. But it seems that you treat people who want to help you with disdain which explains why you have not been successful in your endeavours.

What plagues you is internal. Work on yourself. If I meet your dad, I will tell him bravo.
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Boko Haram, Fulani Herdsmen, ISIS, Abu Sayyaf, Al Shabaab....what to do they have in common?

They attack first and claim responsibility letter.

But IPOB, OPC, NDA, MASSOB, MEND are good at issuing empty threats. They are taken serious only to a certain degree.

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Anyone or any entity can have their currency. Dominoes has its own currency. Disneyland has its own currency.

The question is: Is it a legal tender? Can it be exchanged for goods and services?

Treasonable offence is when you make counterfeit of an original currency and try to pass it off as the original.

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I guess because of idleness most of you don't know how much of a distraction all these high end phones constitute. Most big men I know use basic phones without all the bells and whistles. And when I say big men, I don't mean the guy down the street that just built a house and bought a Range Rover.
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The best option at this time is to laugh.

Reno Omokri and Reuben Abati are paper giants.

It is sad to note that there inks went dry and their eagle eye analytical skills disappeared when Jonathan was managing Nigeria with his pal, the bottled intoxicant.

They have finally found their voices. There is something about access to Aso Rock that numbs the brain. The brains of the occupants usually open after their mouth is removed from the nipples of "lootocracy".
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8 years of their son in Aso Rock and he didn't develop ND.

Do they think Buhari will develop ND area?

I guess they are just waking up from slumber.

They should call their son to give account of his stewardship in Aso Rock. They wasted the opportunities given to them in a platter of gold.
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The Aluko family is a criminal enterprise starting from their patriarch Sam Aluko who was the brain behind £20 to Biafrans after the civil war. I guess the sins of the father is following the offsprings and relations around. There is no rest for the wicked. The first son Bolaji was recently fired as the VC of Fed. University, Otuoke. He remains jobless.
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All these Ugandans answering SE and SS names....they better be careful
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ehinja:
My story started in 2011 when I decided to partake in an Individual Savings and Protection Plan (ISPP) by Mutual Benefits Life Assurance Ltd.
[img][/img]I decided to contribute N20, 000 (twenty thousand naira only monthly) and did so for most of 2011 till December of same year bringing the total amount contributed by me to N140, 000 (One hundred and Forty Thousand naira only).
Due to personal reasons I could not continue with my monthly contributions and wanted to withdraw my money saved but was told by the agent I will be duly penalized for not continuing for at least 36 months. As a result I decided to wait till the full tenure of the policy which will be 2016.
Fast forward 5 years later 2016 in April (15th) I was at the mutual benefit office to sign for my money withdrawal and was told to expect a discharge voucher which came via email on the 25th of April 2016.
To my outmost dismay, of the N140, 000 I contributed according to the voucher sent to me I was going to be given back N85, 832.88 after 6 years of waiting to get my own money back!
I immediately called one of their numbers hoping it was an error but was told that is the money due me as the savings plan has an element of insurance to it and that also I did not save consistently for the 6 years the plan was in place hence there are charges accrued which have been duly deducted from my suppose savings!!!.
I have attached copies of what I saved and the discharge voucher I was sent for people to see as I do not think it is fair. I have learnt my lesson the hard way and will like to use this medium to advice others to stay away from Mutual Benefits Individual Savings and Protection Plan (ISPP) as it is not drawn up to provide any benefits to participants.

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Didn't you read the fineprints aka agreement before signing up?

It is your fault.
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knightsTempler:
Karma!!! Karma!!! Karma!!!
What do they say about karma again?

Not quite long ago, the same APC folks, the northerners and few Yorubas where insulting GEJ on international media, calling him all kinda names, from clueless, daft, Otuoke drunk, all kinda unmaginative names, they not only insulted the man, they insulted his wife and children. Today the table has turned, what do you people expect?

Bunch of hypocrites!

What goes around comes around.










Health 101


Question 1.

With how Buhari has allowed every situation get out of hand including ordinary tomato ebola, what would have happened to Nigeria had ebola come during his administration?

Ena

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LOL @ how you think all these are affecting Buhari.

He and his goons are not feeling the pinch.

Why are you chest-beating over your hardship?

Buhari is failing. Who is suffering? YOU!

I never liked Buhari but I will not go about singing karma. Because Buhari will not be the one feeling the pain. The more you pray that Buhari fails, the more things are getting bad and the worse your lives become. While you sit around and wail, Buhari is warming the jet to fly out.

You made some valid points until you brought Jonathan into the discussion. 2 wrongs (GEJ and PMB) do not make a right.

3 more years to go!

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What's the big deal about tomatoes?

Buy canned tomatoes until the situation improves.

A small tin of tomatoes (N150) will do what N1000 fresh tomatoes cannot do.

Lazy Nigerians: Always salivating over other people's effort.
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Abuja land wahala.

I don't know the details but the former CNS is a gentleman. Although in issue relating to money, people act differently.

Oh by the way, those ratings are known to act violently sometimes without their boss knowledge just to appease "oga". They believe that even though they could be reprimanded in private but "oga" will never throw them under the boss publicly.

Either way, make sure you pursue your case legally.
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Aso Rock is very big.
He can give them one room each there.
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I love Nigerians!

They will be "hailing" Fayose until the end of the month--time to pay salary, that is.

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thelastmediator:
I noticed too . someone should google this coy for me . Not hating, I just don't trust politicians.

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The company has been in existence for more than 20 years. The Head Office is in Ikeja, Lagos. It started with
electronics, then delved into construction, ICT and medical equipment import/sales/supplies.

If you read closely, you will see the name of the owner of the company. He is a medical doctor/business man and
has never held any political office before. I can vouch for his integrity. Remain calm.

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Lazlow:
And smart people know the meaning of sarcasm.You're implying they're lesbians and at the same time asking who the husband is.Does that make any sense to your 'civilised' brain?

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Have you ever heard people say that a particular lady is the husband of a man she is married to? Folks with common sense know the implication of such statement.
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How can one remain a sitting duck waiting to be slaughtered by Fulani herdsmen (aka Boko Haram) because the person is afraid of the power of the center?

Fight the herdsmen. Save your lives. When the time for negotiations and diplomacy comes, we will all know. Buhari is giving tacit support to the herdsmen. Kill or be killed.
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No texts needed.

Just show up in Abuja to prove naysayers wrong.

Until then, remain in solitary confinement in Cote D'Ivoire.
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Even his kinsmen can attest to his buffoonery.

But my Igbo brothers are willing to die for Jonathan who did absolutely nothing for them.

No 2nd Niger bridge. Who will drive from Osha to Enugu and still have the courage to call Jonathan a hero? Only goons. No amount of sugarcoating will negate the fact that Ijaw people hate Igbo people with passion. Sorry to say it but Igbo people are the most gullible politically. They forget that in politics, there are no permanent friends but permanent interests. Every other tribe is pursuing their interests at the center while SE folks are still living in the yester years of Jonathan's complacency.

Some folks never learn.
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snezBaba:
Oh really? ,show me your farm IDIOT and kindly expose ur silliness more by providing proof that I av graduated from the university....Zombies wey never chop

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Stop exposing your idiocy.

People still in college have hands.

Go and farm. There are no jobs especially for goons.
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Lazlow:
Neither.They are both ladies dumbass.

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Real adults know the answer to the question.
I don't expect a savage to have an idea.
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snezBaba:
Mtchew,New gold in town is Tomato,most precious and scarce liquid is petrol.Niger deltas blowing bombs just to suffer their people.Rent helicopter and go blow the Senate house.Shikena,They will hear you by then.

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Can you imagine if one of you lazy fellows had cultivated tomatoes all these while you were perambulating the city with your CVs, you will be sitting on a gold mine right now.

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Who is the husband in the relationship?

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Only 10 people?

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Of course, it must be Peace Mass Transit.

You will be in a private car doing about 60km/hr because the road is slippery from rainfall.
Guess what flies past you? Peace Mass Transit bus!

The road from Onitsha to Owerri is smooth. Guess who is doing 60km/hr? Peace Mass Transit drivers!
The road from Okigwe to Umuahia is hell on earth. Guess who is doing 100km/hr? Peace Mass Transit drivers!

They drive slow on good roads and turn to James Bond on bad roads.

They are blood-sucking demons.

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The donation is as smart as pouring a gallon of water into River Benue so that the fish will survive.

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It is difficult to ascertain what happened.

There are folks who deliver vehicles to buyers. It is either this guy is a criminal or a driver. The police should find out instead of all the media gragra.
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Buhari/APC became patriots the day GEJ became a hero.

If you noticed, patriot and hero are the two most abused words by Nigerians because they don't know the real meanings.
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Quakertellicus1:
I am sorry...but you are being too optimistic.

Everybody is discovering oil.Fracking is here to stay. I expect oil prices to stay low.

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Pricing of commodities is based on greed and fear. Everyone wants to make money. There comes a point when good news is not good enough or bad news is not bad enough. Then market reacts whichever way it wants -- market is always right. Think about it. What changed from January to May? Nothing. But price moved to almost $50/barrel all the way from $27. The same status will remain and oil goes back to $70. The only thing one gets is the talking heads that will run to tv to try to explain what happened. Fact is: They have no idea. But they have to justify their salaries. If you keep looking for the reasons, you will miss out. Market can be irrational and that's why a lot of people lose money because they forget that market is driven by computer algorithms.
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