₦airaland Forum

adeyemi2015:
This is an epic response to Cameron, no need for PMB to counter or issue a statement against the comment again!
Transparency International just spoils the mood of the Wailers!
Chai!


Lalasticlala come oooo! Do the needful in time pls!

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The question is: Why is Nigeria not taking preemptive actions to stop the massive lootings instead of resorting to chasing the funds after the deeds?
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Reyginus:
Lololol. Acknowledged payment of Campaign funds or what other cash? So how does receiving campaign money make one guilty of stealing money?

Shut up while you spread your poorly formed idea or what? Tell me why I should I shut up. I need a good reason to.

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Two elephants are fighting. They know themselves. Your opinion is inconsequential in this matter. As such you are just a nuisance.
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Reyginus:
Is this a joke or what? How did invitation became a permanent residence? Truth is, whether he's guilty or not, to the dumb populace he's guilty. That's the new low we're stuck in. Once your name is mentioned alongside some amount of money you are already guilty.

And there are also the morally incapacitated who call those who stick to the rule of law supporters of corruption. An emerging and powerful group of poor minded intellectuals who call you a supporter of corruption for questioning the logic that makes a person who's not been found guilty guilty.

The easiest way to ruin the reputation of anyone now is to mention his name in a money scandal. By default he's guilty. But these set of people, that is, who label every one guilty once charged, are truly the corrupt ones. Their thinking have been corrupted by their poor understanding of the law. These ones need help.

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FFK acknowledgment the payment.

Why are you crying more than the bereaved?

He didn't share the money with you. Yet you are here drinking Panadol for his headache. Let him sort himself out.

You need to shut up.
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TedBaker:
$3.8M for helpiNg the sick simply stolen, am tired of this country

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Don't be tired. Impunity reigned supreme in Nigeria for years and one person who seems to be fighting it is constantly berated by the victims of the looting.

I think the morons shouting "witch-hunt" deserve all the hardships that come their way. A fight against corruption has to start somewhere. If Buhari is probing PDP members, nothing stopped GEJ from probing APC mrmbers when he held the aces. Instead he supervised the massive looting of the commonwealth. Yet some lunatics have the audacity to call him a hero because he conceded an election that he lost.What could he have done? Nothing. John Kerry had them sign an undertaking that the loser conceeds. Anything to the contrary, GEJ would have been covertly killed. He saved his neck. But then the uninitiated will always analyze things emotionally depending on whichever way the pendulum swings which explains why the general masses always remain perpetual slaves to the cabals.
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Otth:
Okay, this is a challenge I need a solution to. My parents are saying no money no money when it is obvious that they have. My little brother is home because he has outstanding fees so I was wondering if I should give him my tithe to pay part while I pay the tithe next month when I get my next salary, I don't know what to do.

Mods please move it to fp, I need urgent solution to this.

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Your case is beyond redemption.

To even ask such a moronic question. SMH.

Go and give the money to the pastor so that he can add to his fleet of cars while your brother languishes at home.

FYI, I have never paid tithe in my life and I don't intend to pay anytime soon. I give to the needy. That's all.
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It will be nice to hear a collabo between you and Vic O.

That will be the day.

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Pastors.

If you don't pay your tithe, they will threaten to personally call St. Peter's number to add your name in the hell-bound rollster.

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Separate rooms are necessary.

One room can barely contain her clothes, shoes, handbags, bags, etc.

She doesn't have to sleep in her room but it is necessary.
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OP:

@ #5: You don't have to drag Airforce1 into this discussion.

Vic O could be a good catch. You never know

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I am not worried about the two of them.

I am worried about the next guy who will meet this lady in the church, marry the "sister in Christ", then spend the rest of his life in Pentecostal churches looking for the fruit of the womb not knowing that iyawo don wash her womb tey tey.

As bad as she could be, a lady of 24 or less will definitely have less mileage. Marry young fellas.

Lord have mercy!
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greatgod2012:
Even iru(locust beans), is now more expensive. The one we usually buy for #50 is now sold for #100. Is iru too imported

I taya o

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Iru sellers have to sell at a price to be able to afford other things.

What I like about politics in Nigeria is that after selling votes for 3 cups of rice and N1,000, the citizens will have 4 years to live the consequences. Even the folks with brooms are also scratching their heads. Of all people in Nigeria, you were given two of the most uninspiring fellows to choose from.

GEJ was a colossal failure in all leadership positions that providence provided him until OBJ picked him as a goon and Nigerians wanted to force heroism down his throat. GEJ is even confused that he could be referred to as a hero.

Buhari was a figured head for the North. Tunde Idiagbon was the de facto president and the one who held the aces. Buhari's ascension into the Presidency is an indictment of educated Nigerians. In other words, no progress was made all these years that Nigeria had to reset to square one.

Then again, na person river see im leg e dey swallow. Nigeria is the least of my worries. If you see me in Nigeria any time soon, stone me. I guess the cups of rice and N1000 don finish. Poverty has made otherwise knowledgeable Nigerians to think like nincompoops. When that Osun guy was building the largest drum in the world (smh), they showered encomium on him. Now he cannot pay salaries and Osunites are looking for sympathy. Cry me a river.
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Vomm:
Na God go punish Buhari and his followers!

Jona dey corupt Jona dey corrupt but We were living comfortably! Parent cud feed their family well without much hassle.

Everything Jona left had. Been turned upside down, buhari, walahi devil no go spare u at all

Now, parent cud hardly provide 3 square meals, no paRents dey ask whether u don belleful again, wetin dem dey askna shey u don chop at tall.

With the present condition of the country, no money, no salary, no. Fuel, no light, no water,no everything.

All of u that forced this dullard on us, devil sef no go spare u all.

Foolish zombies!!!

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When you live your life on credit cards, at some point you have to pay and it is usually very painful.

With Jonathan, you ate away your future. Now the future is here. Payback is a bi.tch.

Oh. You thought the owambe will last forever?!
Such is life.
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Harboring/employing an illegal immigrant is a crime. In some states, if someone moves into your house and later cannot afford rent, you cannot evict him/her. And the law protects him/her. Many people are willing to help sometimes but are scared of the ramifications. Unless someone you know, be wary of opening your house to strangers. Someone in this situation is a trouble waiting to happen. This fellow has no intention of leaving after the conference. There is a reason his friend renegaded on his promises. Don't try to be a hero. Nice people die first.

Nigerians could be meek when they need help. Get them out of a jam and the true colour shows. Folks you help with rent or folks you loan money to disappear overnight and start claiming "busy". Your cousin should go to a church or seek out someone from his hometown that may vouch for the integrity of his family. People never open dem house willy-nilly for Abuja sef na for US you wan come form visitor. His story is very fishy.

If he really needs help, he should move to Houston. There are many Nigerians over there. If he flies to California, his story will be worse. California is too expensive to harbor a leech.
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dumebiifeanyi:
Governor of Lagos, Akinwunmi Ambode was spotted wearing a 'made in nigeria shirt' at the the ongoing First Lagos Micro, Small & Medium Enterprises (MSMEs) Exclusive Fair at the Adeyemi Bero Auditorium, Alausa, Ikeja, on Thursday, May 5, 2016.

The governor at the event said that a patronage for a ‘Made-In-Nigeria’ product is a boost for Nigeria economy.
http://dumebiifeanyi.com/ambode-rocks-made-nigeria-clothes-photos/

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Has it got this low that wearing a Made-in-Nigeria shirt is good news in Nigeria even to the point being pushed to the front page in a Nigeria forum?

Some people have power but don't know how to use it. Lack of foresight and exposure has made Seun reduce nairaland to ....(fill in the gap).

A moderator needs some level of maturity.
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This stupid style of dancing is very annoying especially when done by a lady. It is tasteless.

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Education in Nigeria is over-rated.

Nigeria has millions of certificate-wielding illiterates -- look good on papers but lack the basic understanding of principles.

When appropriately challenged or cornered, they start off with enumerating their certificates, titles and educational achievements in an attempt to hide the fact that their brains are tabula rasa.

With tbousands of graduates being minted every year, I challenge anyone to name any useful invention of scientific values from Nigeria. The best one could get is some " cut and weld" eye sores from some Engineering students under the supervision of an equally myopic and ignorant professor.
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And none of you tappers is here to tap into their blessings.

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What is new?

Peter Obi's convoy was apprehended with N250m cash in Apapa, Lagos in his first tenure. Bribes exchanged hands and the case was subsequently swept under the proverbial carpet when he explained that it was for the purchase of some government vehicles. His apologists nodded in approval and spinned in chorus. At the end, the helpless gullibles gave stamps of approval. Armed with a feminine pitch, Peter Obi looted Anambra and Local Government funds as if avarice is going out of vogue. Then again, he is okwute ndi Igbo.

I am just laughing...
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Just a look at the picture, it is apparent he had cardiac issues relative to Obstructive sleep apnea.

For all you fatties, there is no advantage to hauling around massive adipose tissues. How could one initiate basic life support algorithm on this fellow? His life was an accident waiting to happen.

Learn from the mistake of others.
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hifaif1:
I will always remember that, my goddess!!! Thank you!!!

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The agents of darkness have set forth on you disguised as love. And you are enjoying it. E too sweet na im dey kill pass. Beware of the flattery of a woman. Face your calling.

Delila did Samson in. A lady set Guccimane up. El Chappo was nabbed because of a woman. And here you are dancing to the melodious tune from a woman's tongue. Devil dey sleep, you dey go wake am.
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Every politician in Nigeria deserves incessant harassment.

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david2:
During their time, there was no money in football

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No money in football then?
Amokachi had a private jet. Keshi lived large. Oliseh was not left out. The truth is they all mishandled their money. It is not peculiar to Nigeria. Most athletes are broke about five years after active service. Someone like John Fashanu should have been a billionaire by now.
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There is always something good in a bad situation.

Shouldn't this be a wake up call for lazy Nigerians to go into farming?

A sharp mind will make enquiries, purchase from remote villages, sell at N400/cup and make more money than those sitting in a cozy office for N50k/month salaries (assuming they are dutifully paid).
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Now that's how to solve the Fulani menace.

You don't go to a gun fight with a catapult.

Neither should you fight Fulani herdsmen with prayer and fasting as advocated by the morbidly obese goon sitting in the Government House of Enugu.
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mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks

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Go and beg your uncle in the village.

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Yoruba people sef

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A.ss kissing goes a long way.

You will be surprised.

Just learn to be subtle about it.
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ghostofsparta:
People have been much overwhelmed by these upsurge of Fulani menace here and there that the only way they can mentality deal with is to develop all manners of coping mechanism such as to think it's must all be conspiracy concocted by Biafranists and non-APC folks to barbarize them but ignorant of their atrocious antecedents in history since 1804 through the 70s, 80s, 90s up till now. So because I can't provide photographic proof of an incident I and many others witness this afternoon, where a Fulani herding several cows and calves along a road, the only road connecting several streets almost caused an accident with an incoming purewater truck, people just screamed yeee! and that's all, he didn't apologized and just moved on like nothing happened. So you're right, people allow them to move around freely, distributing faeces everywhere.

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If every village or town in the SW, SE and SS builds huge barbeque and suya spots, then thereafter proclaim the arrival of Fulani herds as a free barbeque/suya day, herdmen and the flock will desist from crossing River Benue.
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Water always finds its own level.

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Endangered species are difficult to find.

Do you know why herdsmen perambulate the country without any fear?

Because the people allow them.
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This is why Nigeria is on the list of countries where business startup is unwelcoming.

Reference letters to open an account? EFCC clearance certificate?

LMAO.
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A country of about 170million black people.

Refinery? Call oyibo.

Road construction? Call oyibo.

Loans? Call oyibo.

Sports? Call oyibo.

So what good are all the black folks in Nigeria? Waiting for the next oyibo's inventions to splash their money on.
Yeah. And some still like to argue that all races are created equal. Nigeria has failed to prove naysayers wrong.
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