₦airaland Forum

kastonkastrol:
the day adebayor called his mum a witch was the day I lost my respect for him. Nobody fights with his mother and ends up well. Adebayor you need to ask your mother to forgive you even if she was the one that did you wrong

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All those witches and wizards you people claim to be binding and casting are people's mothers.

So Adebayor may be right.
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But when Fr.Mbaka made the same statements before the elections, you called for his head.

What a myopic set of analogue brains.
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Nigerians are against death penalty for drug offenders because Nigeria has taken crime as a culture. They are surprised that there are countries that take their laws seriously.
It is known all over the world that Indonesia executes drug offenders. Yet Nigerians and other dirt-bags continue to take drugs over there to meet their Waterloo.

Indonesia should continue killing them.
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Bollinger:
I'm definitely moving back to Nigeria. Things are getting better.

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Hahaha.

That's a good one. Safe journey.
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I don't.see the point in glorifying a place where the quality of life is near zero. From noise pollution, air pollution, environmental degradation to outright madness, a lot of enclaves in mainland Lagos is not fit for.human habitation.

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Houseofglam7:
Na true sha, GEJ is the most insulted president I've ever known.


Rather unfortunate.

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It is not unfortunate.

THERE ARE SOME REASONS FOR THAT.

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lagdmark:
I think buhari would be begging nigerians for forgiveness for the fake promises he made during campaign

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Personally I don't think GMB will perform any miracles.

At the level Nigeria is right now, any little help matters.

The most important thing in Nigeria now is Energy.
Fighting corruption should be secondary.

24/7 electricity will transform Nigeria in 1 year. Everything else will automatically fall into place.

Most importantly, Nigerians need to have the feeling that someone is in charge.

ErepaTV:
That's lying na.. Ain't we supposed to be always truthful

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Let God be the judge.
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ErepaTV:
How do you reject and not hurt the feeling of the host?

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1. I am dry fasting.

2. I am on medication.

3. Dr. said no cigarette and alcohol for one week. Maybe when I see you next week.

Blablabla....they know what you are doing but it soothes their feelings.

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IDFWU:
Okoji, Invertedhammer, Blank, Tchidi We know say nah garter e dey remove oo but okoji see as just dey abuse person 4 this small mata. No be exam nah aarghh! I tire 4 some kind people shha. Even go dey download more pics...oga u get time oo SMH. Wetin come pain me pass over sabi no come let una 4 anwser the question correctly. will you allow not what he is doing

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You know.

But not everyone knows.

It is always nice to accommodate the ignorance of others.
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mekaboy:
May thunder fire the girl that will refuse my mothers food the first time they meet. Love gbakwa oku (love burn to ashes). Maybe God used that to show me a sign she is not the one.

If i was the guy, i wont even wait for my mother to tell me before i knw.

What nonsense? There r several ways she would have gone about it.

1, mummy my stomach is full, i will only lick soup with meat.

2, mummy my stomach is full, can i only have meet?

3, mummy my stomach is full, i cant eat one plate, let me share with my man from his own food.

4, mummy i can only take a hand full.

Na sophistication dey kill some girls, over packaging. Once my mom says she does not like her for that, by next weekend i will be coming to show her another girl.

thats why its not good to put all ur eggs in 1 basket.

Igbos will say ada aju nri na oku (You dont reject food offered that is covered in the pot without knowing what it is)

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They think it is all about the food.

Some ladies do not understand the diplomacy involved in this case.

And that's why they remain single till they are 35 while blaming witches and wizards for their ordeals.

Don't go village and be "forming" Americana.

Sometimes when you go to the village, you may be offered some drinks by your host. Most people would reject it bc of fear of poison. But the tactful ones know ways to reject the drink in order not to hurt feelings of the host. That's maturity.
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CFCfan:
I hope not. Kids attend weddings, and the groom lacked finesse in removing the garter.

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Lol.
You can never tell. A naughty one may sneek a finger here and there.

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MzJackBaueress:
General Muhammadu Buhari has become the most respected man in the world.

I am so proud of him as my incoming President.

God bless Nigerians for bringing back our pride by voting him.

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A leader is a leader.

Intelligent ones know that it is best to separate an alcoholic from a position of leadership.

GEJ is a bad workman who quarreled with his tools.

The modern father of excuses.
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No! He is not giving her a lick down there.

That's American wedding.

The husband uses his teeth to remove a garter worn around her thigh.

In some cultures, they jump a broom. In some cultures, the bride throws a bouquet towards bridesmaids and other single ladies.

That's all
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The fiancee acted in bad faith.

The mother is.right.

The solution is reconciliation.

NB: That same feeling a wife gets when a husband refuses to eat the food she spent time, energy and money to cook.

In Igbo land, even if you are not hungry, you force yourself to eat just to keep the peace.

The girl's mother should have explained all these to her about family tradition.
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A fool and his money are easily parted.

Maybe the pastor deserves the money more than the man since the stupid man didn't seem to know what to do with it.

The pastor could easily had organized armed robbers for him.

Some people are just silly.

You gave N10m to a pastor that cannot afford a church. God don butter im bread be that.
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DaGC:
His opinion. Everyone is entitled to theirs.


Personally, I think he benefited from the present administration. Unless this article is wrong or is a propaganda, I think he was among the militant leaders that held several meetings before elections about GEJ winning re-election.


Believe it or not, GEJ will still get a heroic welcome in his hometown when he leaves office, and still gets his allowances, pension and other bonuses associated with occupying the post of President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Modified: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/175532-niger-delta-militants-meet-yenagoa-threaten-war-jonathan-lose-presidential-election.html

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I gave up on GEJ after I drove from Yenagoa to Benin.

Abacha used PTF to develop the North. Even some obscure streets in Jos were tarred. But GEJ couldn't do anything about all the federal roads in the SE/SS. I don't know if they ever finished the one from PH-Elele-Ahoada-Yenogoa. Unbelievable!!!
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He didn't kill him.

He fell of a bike and died. Isn't that what the story said?
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raumdeuter:
http://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2015/04/nigeria-at-the-crossroads/
http://www.punchng.com/news/im-cautiously-optimistic-about-buhari-says-soyinka/

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Do you know the meaning of "Real Text"?

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If you cannot live without DSTv, then they have the right to charge whatever price they want.

If you stop subscriptions, they will lose a lot of money and eventually go out of business.

Since you feel it is a luxury that you cannot afford to let go, shut up and pay up.

DSTv is not a need. It is a want.
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Tattoos removal is one of the fastest growing industry in USA raking in billions of dollars every year.

And here goes this idi.ot putting tattoos on herself thinking that it is still en vogue.

Some people are irredeemable!
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N2million = $11000 in a year.

Now...that sucks!!!

OP: Are you sure? I expect better numbers.

I don't think they will pay expatriates the same.

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shina419:
http://www.punchng.com/opinion/nigerias-untouchable-seven/

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The list is not complete without Jesus Christ and Mohammed.

You can curse Adeboye, Awolowo, Ojukwu, GMB, and go Scot-free.

Try that on Mohammed and Nigeria will burn. Now that's untouchable.
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midolian:
Ahn Ahn! why is this man sacking everybody without giving reasons for their sack?

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To cover his tracks

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Emeka Anyaoku is this close to GEJ and he couldn't influence him to give us 2nd Niger bridge as well as repair Enugu-Osha expressway?

Emeka Anyaoku is very useless to Igbo people.
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GEJ is a hero. Someone who can singlehandedly destroy the biggest political party in Africa is a hero.

People have been in PPD since 1999. And GEJ chose to handover his campaign to TAN headed by Ifeanyi Ubah(who just crossed over to PDP from LP). Some PDP state governors had to battle TAN in their states to maintain control of the campaign. Even FFK that keeps running back and forth was selected instead of hardcore and die-hard PDP members. And GEJ couldn't read the disaffection when Muazu told him that "monkey dey work, baboon dey chop". GEJ disenfranchised many party loyalists and they decided to covertly work against him. When they noticed that the ship was sinking, everyone turned into self-help/settlement by grabbing what they could before the cloud cleared.

That's all.
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bushdoc9919:
Oil price falls.....economy falls....bank fails.

Nigeria has to get off oil.

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No!

They must stop.giving out non-asset backed business loans.

Loans given to politicians for campaigns based on names recognition are not collectable.

And the little guys bear the loss when the banks go belly up.

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lalasticlala:
As a way of showing appreciation to Pastor Adeboye, the General Overseer of Redeemed Christian Church of God, President Goodluck Jonathan recently met with the clergyman and his wife. According to sources, President Jonathan’s mission was to say thank you to Pastor Adeboye for the prayers, support and love shown him and his administration.


http://citypeople.com.ng/i/pictured-president-jonathan-visits-pastor-adeboye/

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He is going for a refund.
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So someone has a dormant account with more than N17million for about 47years.
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Ilekeh:
And be more specific, he was talking about Anambra state. So if it's like Lagos, why do Igbos troop to Yorubaland?

Ans why do your houses look run-down anytime someone post pictures of Igboland? Just asking ni o

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The reasons Igbo people flocked to Lagos:

1) Lagos was the federal capital before and after the civil war.
2). After the war, the federal government used federal might to frustrate importers through PortHarcourt. A lot of Igbo business men moved to Lagos because of this. And if you have ever moved goods from Lagos to the East, you will understand the frustration and extortion these guys go through on a daily basis from Customs and Policemen. I will give you an example: Every unregistered or newly registered car pays mandatory minimum N200 per police checkpoint and N1000 per Customs checkpoint or they will threaten the driver with a frame up. And there are more than 30 checkpoints from Ogun to Ondo alone. This is applicable only if your documents are in order. The Ondo state axis is the worst. It gets worse during festive periods. So Fed. Govt intentionally made it so to make Igbo people the cash cow and frustrate their businesses.

But you won't know anything about that bc the only ventures you have undertaken in life is buying a phone and commenting on social media.

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And of all the places to.go gongho, they chose Texas--the cowboys' state. Almost every one is strapped.

Why can't they let Mohammed fight his.own battle?
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And of all the places to.go gongho, they chose Texas--the cowboys' state. Almost everyone is strapped.

Why can't they let Mohammed fight his.own battle?
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