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I believe the card readers worked well.

The problems are from human factors.

Some polling agents were bribed to compromise the card readers to make rigging easier. Jega's effort is only as good as the integrity of his foot soldiers. With the peanut that they will be paid, polling agents will not mind immersing the card reader in water if given N2million and the politicians know it.

This is Nigeria election we are talking about here.

Sweetguy25:
These foreign investors are ignorant. Anybody who thinks GEJ will handover to Buhari is ignorant.

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Maybe you are the one who is ignorant.

It is not up to.GEJ to decide who he will hand over to just as it was not up to Turai Yar'Adua a few years back

If GMB is declared winner, the swift switch of allegiance will be automatic. There are no permanent friendship in this game.
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As if GEJ cannot intentionally damage his card to compromise the card reader to prove a point.

Onye na efu efu ga e bode ife aka.
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Statistically, the card readers worked satisfactorily.

300 out of 150,000 is 0.2%.

This is very impressive!

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barcanista:
SOUTH-WEST
Jonathan: 2,786,417
Buhari: 321,609
Ribadu: 1,369,943
Turnout: 32.3%

SOUTH-EAST
Jonathan: 4,985,246
Buhari: 20,335
Ribadu: 25,517
Turnout: 66.9%

SOUTH-SOUTH
Jonathan: 6,118,608
Buhari: 49,978
Ribadu: 144,141
Turnout: 67.0%

TOTAL  SOUTH
Jonathan: 13,890,271
Buhari: 391,922
Ribadu: 1,539,601
Turnout: 52.0%

NORTH-WEST
Jonathan: 3,395,724
Buhari: 6,453,437
Ribadu: 146,216
Shekarau: 612,541
Turnout: 54.5%

NORTH-EAST
Jonathan: 1,832,622
Buhari: 3,624,919
Ribadu: 84,273
Shekarau: 198,837
Turnout: 54.2%

NORTH-CENTRAL
Jonathan: 3,123,126
Buhari: 1,612,999
Ribadu: 306,684
Shekarau: 40,175
Turnout: 48.2%

TOTAL NORTH
Jonathan: 8,351,472
Buhari: 11,691,355
Ribadu: 537,173
Shekarau: 851,553

TOTAL FCT
Jonathan: 253,444
Buhari: 131,576
Ribadu: 2,327
Shekarau: 3,170

[size=13pt]COUNTRY TOTAL:[/size]
Jonathan: 22,495,187 (58.89%)
Buhari: 12,214,853 (31.98%)
Ribadu: 2,079,101 (5.41%)
Shekarau: 917,012 (2.10%)
Others: 503,771 (1.31%)


Reference: http://www.nigerianmuse.com/20110419040622zg/sections/general-articles/details-of-2011-presidential-election-results-in-nigeria/

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Those were numbers assigned by the invisible hands.

PVC will reveal the real result this time.
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All of a sudden, Nigerians have started believing stories from EFCC, Nigeria Police, and other Law Enforcement Agencies.

They are honest to the core.

Well, I guess as long as someone else is the victim, we don't care.

SMH

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When someone posted pictures of armed robbers facing firing squad during Gen. Buhari's tenure, most of you cursed GMB out.

Now you have seen how heartless armed robbers can be because the leaders are asleep on the wheel.

I wish GEJ wins this election so that this fire will consume everyone.
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It is the same way some people will keep shouting "GEJ 2019" after collecting their share of the bribes. Some ignorant folks will join the chorus. But when the die is cast, the people leading the chant will board the next available flight out of the country. The peasants that joined the bandwagon of "GEJ 2019" will then be left with another 4 years of misery.

SMH

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Living in the world is based on survival of the fittest.

Perhaps, whoever dies for a politician does not deserve to live anyway.

Nature has a way of self-cleaning of Id.iots that occupy spaces that could be better utilized by sane folks.

Weep not for political thugs.
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So her campaign is centered on crying wolf against incarceration of corrupt officials.

If she is clean, she has nothing to worry about.

How any sane person can listen to this illiterate and want continuity beats my imagination.

If they give you money, take it. But vote for change of mantle of leadership.

I am not saying that Buhari has any magic wand, but we have all witnessed the ineptitude of Jonathan. Let's try a different hand. If that fails, we shall keep trying until we get it right.

So of all the evils that have befallen Nigeria, this selfish fatso is only interested in her safe landing.

Nigerians ntoooor!

A PC, PDP, GEJ, GMB....whoever wins do not affect me personally in any way. Nigeria is only a vacation spot for me. Just that it is sad watching how people's lives are wrecked mercilessly by their leaders. And some mo.rons will tell you that monkey no fine but im mama like am. You live or die, Patience is in it for herself only.

Black people liberate yourselves from mental slavery! Stop expecting respect from other races while you cheer on your oppressors for a $15 bag of rice exchanged for 4 years of financial and mental anguish.

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2 days to the elections.

And PDP is still crying about Buhari

Too degrading

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egift:
Cletus want to use the place and grab his share of Jonathan's dollars. He did not even had the disposition to resolve the issue amicably with the women. Instead he brought in the Police, beat up and teargassed the women.

Things need to Change.

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You expected something different?

Do you know the story of Ikelomu Investment Ltd?

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Coming soon to a theatre near you...

GEJ and GMB.
2015 Election.
And Buhari cried.
Journey to Otuoke.
Mama Piss and Aisha.
Bayelsa and Katsina.
The First Lady Grammarian.

Don't laugh. Nollywood had worse.
Dearth of creativity.

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Cletus illomuanya!

A traditional ruler?

I no fit laugh o

9jatriot:
Election fever. A keenly contested election like this is necessary once in a while.

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This election made GEJ sit up. He couldn't believe the hatred especially the deception by his acolytes.

Thus, he had to take over the campaign by himself.

That is how it should be.

And if by any chance GMB wins and begin dey fvck up, we shall stick it to him really hard.

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mollysteeze:
Over the years, in what is a total paradigm shift from the values a lot of our mothers had (well at least some), the "other woman" has now become tolerable. I am not sure when along the way it happened, and no one remembered to send me a memo but it appears to now be the norm.

I always have some nagging urge to blatantly say "No babe, it is downright unacceptable", when my friends broach me on this subject, but you end up being the friend who likes to break up homes because she's not married yet. People say if I was in those shoes I would feel differently.

Well Maybe.

However, no matter how much shame I would feel, I knew myself before I got married, my values remain my values, knowing my self-worth is what shapes every corner of my life and that is the core of me. To change now or later would be to deny who I have been for 26 years. While I am never an advocate for divorce, I have realized people do not change overnight.

A year back, my friend's boyfriend told her he was confused who to pick between her and two other girlfriends. Well she fought for "her man". Trouble is today they are married, and he's still seeing one of the other girls, who he has now rented an apartment for in Nigeria, and he's here half the year.

I've realised, the people who complain about there husbands or fiance throwing some other woman in their face mostly had an inkling they were cheats while they were dating. They were the ones who fought of five other girls to get their man. But the question is, if when you were dating there were five of you, why do you think today he would be satisfied with one. I have no doubt in my mind, everyone has an idea of things their partners are capable of in their subconscious, the trouble is a lot of us convince ourselves to believe some other truth that better suits our wants.

My mama has taught me, life is too short to jump into something you can't tolerate all your life, the sole reason for sharing your life with someone and giving up your freedom should be because they make you happier than anyone else in the world. Do not compromise your values or one day you would wish you had not.

But then, on the flip side, if you like smelling some other girls perfume on your man and having your kids run into daddy and "Aunty Bintan, the side chick" at the hotel near their school then go right ahead.

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The problem with side-chicks is that if you fight them, they will take over.

And madam becomes an ex-.

They are like flies perched on a scrotum. In trying to kill the flies, you may break the scrotum.

Bad economy come carry im wahala join.

Double wahala for dead body.

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Reminds me of Fashola vs. okada riders

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https://www.informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/okada1.jpg

expozey:
What are 'men of substance' doing with her in the first place? One would expect them to be appalled by her kind. Just saying

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Milking the cow instead of buying it.

You can't make a ho a housewife.

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cyril83:
Hehehehe! O boy see frustration, no worry naija go better.

Me love tattoo die.

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All man to himself.

After All, po.rn actresses have boyfriends too.

Water can only naturally rise to its own level

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How dare you refer to this ratchet, tattooed, ghetto LovePeddler as a lady?

The tramp stamps (aka tattoos) is the dead giveaway.

Men of substance only use such ladies for entertainment purposes only and throw them back into the trash can they belong to.

I hate tattoos.
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***OREMUS***

Into your hands God I commend my spirit.

Father ! Bind and caste any spirit of illness that may attack me to make me end up in such a place as this.

In Jesus name I pray.

Et cum spiritu tuo!!!

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Are the wrestlers mandated to.use deodorants before the match?

....just thinking out loud.

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No big deal about lawyers.

They are a dime a dozen.

Online law schools and extended education are not helping matters.

And if you have an ambulance-chaser (aka charge-and-bail lawyer) as a friend, it is only a matter of time before....


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Body guard?

9mm Kimber 1911 all the way.

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Can you repeat the storyline at #6 about your mother, purse, SIM cards, Nokia and N200?

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Wish I could say something.

But I detest marriage.
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Being a Nigerian is a cross all of us have to bear.

Being proud to be a Nigerian is applying bandaid to a wound. The wound must heal and the victim must bear it. Glad to have an accident? No. But shit happen. Hindsight is 20/20. Knowing what we know now and given some options, most of us would have opted not to come out of their mothers' birth canal in Nigeria.

Then again, denial is not a river in Africa.

There you have.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5JzQudbKsk



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Jonathan was elected to do a job.

Now he seems to be doing the job.

What's the jubilation all about?

If you hire a worker, pay him and he does the work...should we go gaga that the worker is doing the job that he has been handsomely paid to do?

Many years of military misrule have made many Nigerians oblivious of what government is all about.

Convoys and protocols do not make a government.

An item that costs N126 is now N125.

GEJ till 2019.

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It is either she is not physically appealing OR she has bad character.

Her matter don pass "attract suitors" level. Suitors wey she no find in the last 18years?

Jazz all the way. Lace "it" with "forget me not". Whoever chop don enter. Marriage na marriage.


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This lady is classy!!!


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