₦airaland Forum

They should thank their stars.

Abuja has the worst drivers IMHO.

My take on this is:

Requirement for Presidency: Minimum of WASC or its equivalent?

Question: Can GMB prove that he has WASC (or its equivalent) or some education higher than WASC level?


If GMB can prove that he has WASC or that WASC was waived for his admission to higher education, the case is dead on arrival.

However, if his certificate was forged to gain admission into higher education level, then there is a problem.

Otherwise, it all amounts to unnecessary noise.

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This Osibanjo dey chop at all?

The guy dry like harmattan.

APC should hire a nutritionist for this gentleman.

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The power of opposition!

A good reason why one-party system is not healthy for a nation.

APC has pushed GEJ to sit up.

Meanwhile....

Thanks GEJ
Thanks APC



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Rented crowd.

Ph.D classmates?
Undergraduate study classmates?
High school classmates?
Elementary school classmates?

Why is the link to the source of the story showing "error message"?

Why did they intentionally leave out this info? Just to add more drama to the polity.



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This sums it up:




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5JzQudbKsk

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This is why democracy sucks sometimes.

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Some friends are not worth keeping.

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There are clues all over the place.

Take the Unity school admission criteria for instance. A Zamfara indigene with 50 points score will be admitted while a prospective student from the East or West will need at least 150 points to be considered.

The retired general's explanation makes sense more and OBJ knows it.

Even in today's world, one will be admitted into any course in any of the Northern universities with a letter of recommendation from Emir of Zauzau or any other first class leader in the North. It is an open secret.
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They are trend followers who rarely could make decisions of their own.

I avoid them like a plague. The hood rats with tattoos forming "classy babes" --very dirty looking and disgusting. There are no exceptions.
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1+1=1

My wife is only managing our responsibilities with our money.
If my money is our money, then her money is our money.
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I think the number is understated.

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Tandullceblog:
So what's wrong with the photo?

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Playing with cirrhosis of liver and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease like bronchitis and emphysema.

E too sweet na im dey kill pass. Grasshopper dey roast and be bragging say im dey shine.

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Imo Widows Association?

Everything is bastardized in Nigeria--morally, ethically and otherwise. Nigeria needs to be recalibrated.

SMH.

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sweetcocoa:
Why do you make it sound like you can't have a girlfriend and still be successful? You are supposed to use this on a girl you fancy, it's not as if you are told to go about trying that on every girl.

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The OP is trying to sell his e-book. I don't want to scuttle his hustle. But every girl is different but I found one common denominator: money.
I used to think that Nigerian girl's are good-diggers until I dealt with oyibo. Every woman fancy good life. Only teenagers fall in love while older ladies cherish companionship. Once they pass that teenage infatuation, they concentrate on what matters which is why teenage marriages rarely last in this day and age.

Guys...hustle and make money. Then you can get all the love you want. Money is not everything but it sure makes life a better place.
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CharlesNneji1:
*smiles*

My brother; yes - money can attract girls but still, a boring guy is still a boring guy. the money can't take that away, even with the money we all still need to learn some social skills or the girl will dump you for another rich guy with a better personality. If a girl like you for your money she will leave you when a richer guy shows up, so it is always better to make her attracted to you as a person rather than to get her attracted to your pocket.

secondly, Sure, giving a girl attention is nice but when you do it too much it will make her loose interest in you (ask any girl). You have to make her miss you sometimes (i explained all that in my e-book)

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To get a girl is one thing, but to keep the girl is another thing.
And if you have to expend all these efforts to get a girl's attention, what time will the guy have to build himself and his career?
The most boring guy with a lot of expendable income always wins. You will be surprised at how money cures boredom.


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As an only son, Jimmy don pass to marry since.

Btw, swag is for teenagers not grown a#ss men.
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Love dey sweet in the beginning.

No be say she love you, but naija people could be very judgmental. She is seen as a discounted item for having a baby out of wedlock. So she will hold on to anyone she can get and will do everything in her power to lure you to the altar to wipe away the societal shame. Nothing in this arrangement is about you, so you know.

Do you have the wherewithal to go through it? Don't take some advice from strangers especially females on this issue because person wey women dey blow trumpet for, na acrobatics im dey use dance enter hell. Na Igbo proverb. No be me talk am


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Some people sef.

U see this kind thing and u still get mind to dey ask for opinions and advice?

People just carry themselves dey dash trouble for free.
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That Linda dated him (a very much older man aka Aristo) tells a lot about Linda.

Don't forget that part. Linda should celebrate her success but in no way should she make it sound that she zipped up, worked hard and made it as an ex-model in Nigeria.

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FreshGreen:
Every sinner is under the bondage of Satan, and everybody was born a sinner. But it would get to a point in your life that you may want to make a decision to surrender to Jesus and serve Him; at this point of time, your old task master, Satan, would not want to let you go. Since you have the power to decide and choose, he cannot force you down but he can suggest deceptive options to serve God.

When you accept any of his options to serve God, he keeps you in his bondage in your ignorance, thinking you are free from him. That was exactly the case with the children of Israel and Pharaoh; when the children of Israel were determined to go and serve God, and Pharaoh saw he could not hold them down any longer, then he gave them several options by which they could serve God, but Moses did not accept any of the Pharaoh suggestions.

You cannot serve God acceptably through satanic suggestion or option; for us to serve God acceptably, we must serve Him in accordance to His word and way, not in line with Satan options. So many people are seriously and zealously serving God today – in their personal lives and different churches, but they are ignorantly serving God in the ways of Satan, and so they are not recognized by God, and their services are not acceptable or rewardable.

Here are some of the options and suggestions of Satan to serve God:

Remain In Your Sinful Bondage And Serve God:
Exodus 8:25, “Then Pharaoh called for Moses and Aaron, and said, “Go, sacrifice to your God in the land.”
Satan can tell you to remain in your sin and start serving God, that you can be a worker in the church, in choir and a minister, and still continue in your old way of life. Such service is an abomination to God. Pharaoh offered same thing to Moses, that the Israelites could serve God even in the land of Egypt that no need for them to leave the land because they want to serve God. But Moses was wise to reject such offer, “And Moses said, “It is not right to do so, for we would be sacrificing the abomination of the Egyptians to the Lord our God.” Exodus 8:26.

Any service unto God in sin is an abomination to God. Before you can serve God acceptably, you must first surrender your life to Jesus, forsake your sins and be cleansed.

Not Too Far
Exodus 8:28, “So Pharaoh said, “I will let you go, that you may sacrifice to the Lord your God in the wilderness; only you shall not go very far away. Intercede for me.”
When Satan sees you are determined to serve God and get free from his bondage, he will suggest, “If you want to go, you can, but you can still be coming around to visit here, so don't go too far.” That is satanic deception to keep you in perpetual bondage, knowing fully well that if you don’t go too far, you will still remain under his bondage.

To be free from Satan’s bondage, you must leave completely and go far. You must be far from sinful territory, sinful partners, properties, materials, music, movies and anything that will link you back to the old life of sin; until you do that, you are not yet free from the bondage of Satan. You must put sin and its elements far from you.

Job 11:14, 15, "If iniquity were in your hand, and you put it far away, and would not let wickedness dwell in your tents; 15 Then surely you could lift up your face without spot; Yes, you could be steadfast, and not fear."

If you will want to be free totally, you must completely leave the tent of sin and old life.

After your salvation and rededication to the Lord, Satan will want you to still keep some sinful and worldly materials and relationship, to still be visiting once in a while the sinful people and places, but for you to go far with God in your new life, you must move far from the old life and people, else you will find yourself back in the vomit.

Half Bondage, Half Freedom
Exodus 10:11, "Not so! Go now, you who are men, and serve the Lord, for that is what you desired.” And they were driven out from Pharaoh’s presence."

Satan will tell you that you can leave some sins and still hold to some, and continue to serve God. When you dedicate your life to Jesus, Satan will differentiate some sins as serious and major, and some as simple and minor; that you can continue in some little sinful stuffs, that it doesn’t matter, "Since you have surrender the majors ones." That is the deception from the pit of hell. Every unrighteousness is sin, meaning sin is sin, and every sin, no matter how simple or minor, has the capacity to lead to hell if it is not repented and rejected. Satan will suggest half freedom, that you don't need to drop everything at once, that you can drop them gradually. But he knows there is nothing like half freedom or a better or trying Christian, it’s totally free or never free.

If the Son of God shall set you free, you shall be free indeed. John 8:36.

Leaving Your Belongings In Bondage
Exodus 10:24, "Then Pharaoh called to Moses and said, “Go, serve the Lord; only let your flocks and your herds be kept back. Let your little ones also go with you.”

Satan can suggest that you can go and serve God but you can leave your belongings under his bondage of sin, that since you don’t drink again, you can still give your money to people to buy alcoholic drinks at ceremony; that since you don’t do ritual and traditional festival again, you can still send your money to them at village to do it or they will get mad at you; that since you are now a born again Christian, but you can still give money to your Muslim family to buy ram.

Satan would tell you, “Since you are now a child of God, and you don’t smoke or drink again, you can still invest your money to buy shares at beer Breweries, or you can still work at sinful companies like Breweries, Tobacco companies, Beer Parlor, etc. Such suggestions are from Satan to hold you in eternal bondage, because as long your belongings still remain in his territory, or you work at sinful producing companies, your heart will remain under his bondage, because where your belongings, money are, or where you get money, is where your heart will be. Matthew 6:21.

JESUS’ OFFER
Satan can suggest several ways for you to serve God, but it is unwise to take any of his suggestions, it is just like taking advice from your enemy on how to attack him. Jesus Christ is the Way, and He is pleading and soliciting to you to accept Him into your life and serve Him in His own way as clearly written in His Word, before it is too late forever. He says, “Come unto Me, and I will give you rest." Matthew 11:28.

To serve God acceptably, you must first surrender all to Him by realizing your sins and ready to forsake them. Then you confess them and ask Him to forgive you, cleanse you and save you. Then you start a new life in Him by following Him; you will detach yourself from the old things and people, you destroy all the sinful things in your life, and you delete the materials, music, movies, and memories of sinful connections. Then you can freely serve God in Christ Jesus, then you can go far and forward in your Christian life without rising and falling.

What are you waiting for?
Then what are you waiting for? Now you need to bring your life to Jesus and surrender it unto Him for His transformation and regeneration. You don’t need to delay further. You need to give your old life, polluted life up to Jesus so He can give you a brand new life in Him. Delay can be dangerous, do it now. Admit your sins, surrender all to Jesus, ask Him to forgive you and cleanse you.

Accept Him to be the Lord of your life and determine to be pleasing Him and following Him for the rest of your life till you get to heaven, no turning back to sin and the sinful world.

You about to experience unspeakable peace of divine touch, this is like never before! Just pray it in prayer now!


This message is from Revelation of Truth Evangelical Ministries, RTEM.

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This is what I call religious fanaticism.

I am just wondering why I don't see whites go gongho on Christianity as Africans that inherited the religion.

Something is wrong somewhere
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Covenant indeed.

Tales by the moonlight.

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I have heard stories of people being owed salaries in arrears (upwards of 6 months) especially civil servants.

How will this fit into the picture?
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Buhari is more popular than GEJ.

Every news I read these days about Nigeria harp on the promises of GMB and incompetency of GEJ.

GEJ shot himself with having the likes of Okupe, Abati, FFK, etc. as his spokespersons. These folks think insolence could
replace diplomatic overtures. It may work within Nigeria but the world now is a global village. GEJ is now a punching bag of
bad jokes in the western media. You may think it is insignificant but the people that shape opinions in USA are reading the news too.
Nigeria as a poor nation needs the assistance of USA to prevail in the global arena. Let's take the whole figures into perspective:

GDP USA: $16.77 trillion
GDP California: $1.96 trillion
GDP Los Angeles County (a local government area in California): $544 billion
GDP Nigeria (biggest economy in Africa): $521 billion.

By the way, no politician has ever taken on western propaganda machines and came out unscathed.

Noticeably, Patience Jonathan has been relegated to where she rightly belongs. She used to strut all over the place acting as a
de facto president of Nigeria and GEJ could not call her to order. The opposition has set fire on GEJ's a#ss and for once, he is
acting somewhat presidential.
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Good for him.

Some people have been saying all along that the people around GEJ are sycophants whose interests are financial and stomach infrastructure. And those noisemakers would engage their e-warriors to insult anyone who dares expose their antics. These people had let a lot of ex-presidents astray while they smiled all the way to the banks.

It is never too late. Even if APC loses the election, they have achieved a laudable goal--jolting GEJ back to reality.

If you are reading this and have the ears of GEJ, tell him to keep mama peace away from campaigns. If that's not possible, at least make sure she stays away from microphones.
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drnoel:
It's no more done here. So that means it's no more universal right?

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I don't know where is "here".

But USA for sure.
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drnoel:
That practice is still only done in nigeria. Now in cases where pelvimetry is questionable an MRI of the pelvis is done to confirm if the woman's pelvis is suitable for birth. In developed countries doctors dey fear litigation.

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Wrong!

It is a universal practice.

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This is why opposition is good.

It seems that issues during the campaigns have woken GEJ out of his slumber unlike the nonchalant attitude he had exhibited in the last six years.
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Samyj247:
Guy u no do hear abi, ok, I go visit u. Hahahaha I no say u mind de bit. Dnt b scared my boy! I wil jst let u go, dnt quote me or

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I quote you to give you the 15 seconds of fame you cherish. At least, by so doing, I have acknowledged your fruitless existence.

Feel.free to use the little attention that I.have given you as a bragging right.
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Samyj247:
abeg no quote me again. Check out my comment on ds post nd see d likes I hv, den check urs nd compare, nd u wl kno dat u ar nt realistic. Abeg no quote me again if nt, I go knock u for eyes now.

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You are really matured indeed.

So your positive reinforcement is hinged on the number of "Likes" you get on NL.

You can dish it but you can't take it. You are a coward.

Next time, if you must quote me don't start off with an insult. By the way, stop abbreviating your words it makes you seem ret.arded.
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Samyj247:
hmm, u just made me nd everyone belv dat u are sick in ur brain. So u dnt know dat a week training can generate good result. U ask me training on what! Hmm u see, if u dnt know, is it nt better to keep quiet, instead of splitting rubbish frm ur dirty 29. Infact, go nd ask Osibanjo the kind of training that I meant.

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When you rabble on without pinpointing the training you have in mind, it shows your level of ignorance.

If you are man enough, you should voice it out. Oh no! You want us to reference Osibanjo because your parents did not raise you up a
man enough to voice out an opinion. Instead like a little p#ssy you are, you chickened out and are latching unto a third party to make
your point.

Be a man! It is not my fault that you have no father figure in your life. Engaging a girly-man like you in a discussion is my natural way of
helping the world by being the father you never had to you.

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Samyj247:
Small pikin shut up, even a wk training outside, can bring abt innovation. If u dnt know, know it now, de their make badluck jonathan de decieve ur head.

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I guess a cretin like you wouldn't know the difference. One week training will bring innovation(s)? Training in what?

Foreign travel is a way to reward loyalists of any government in Nigeria. There is nothing they will discuss in a conference center in London that they cannot discuss in a conference hall in Lagos.

But then and again, a "goddamn" nincompoop like you will fall for anything because you stand for nothing.

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