₦airaland Forum

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We have heard this story many times.

Boko Haram appears to be a cat with nine lives.

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Samyj247:
This is another reason why Badluck Jonathan shld b voted out. Instd of cutn down d salaries of the house of reps/house of ass members, including his salary nd that of sambo, they are bzy preventing our experts nd personnel dat cld bring idear nd innovation that wil lead to d prosperity of ds country. IF U STILL LOVE NIGERIA ND WNT TO ENJOY THE RICHES OF THIS COUNTRY, JUST VOTE OUT BADLUCK JONATHAN.

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Two weeks jamboree will bring ideas and innovation that will lead Nigeria to prosperity?

SMH.
You might have never seen your so-called experts attending those conferences. It is more of a shopping spree.

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Abuja, Lagos, PHC, Kano, you name it.

Nigeria is a very dirty place.

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WHAT POSITION IS YOUR STATE?

Sorted in decreasing number of collected cards.
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1 Lagos 3685322

2 Kano 3487155

3 Kaduna 3133813
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4 Katsina 2620829
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5 Rivers 1923139
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6 Bauchi 1745441

7 Delta 1728524

8 Jigawa 1706814
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9 Oyo 1569390

10 Niger 1552067


11 Benue 1548074
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12 Anambra 1499317

13 Akwaibom 1468708

14 Plateau 1406528
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15 Sokoto 1380840

16 Zamfara 1357531

17 Adamawa 1328136

18 Borno 1320667

19 Kebbi 1316656
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20 Imo 1252030
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21 Nasarawa 1196583

22 Taraba 1196583

23 Edo 1145782

24 Abia 1118368
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25 Ondo 1071010

26 Enugu 1065210

27 Gombe 1064577

28 Osun 1012678
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29 Kogi 915337

30 Cross River 879249

31 Kwara 843792

32 Yobe 824401

33 Ogun 747556

34 Ebonyi 714351

35 FCT 541359

36 Ekiti 503431

37 Bayelsa 404119

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The land of Otokoto.

I am not surprised.

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contactmorak:
don't be tribalistic. Economics is usually shortened to Econs from time immemorial

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It amazed me at how quickly you assumed that pweetyxandi had seen the four walls of a school?

She could be one of those madams that dictate for someone else to type and send.
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clevvermind:
stop painting Jonathan black. Jonathan is the man that can take Nigeria forward. buhari can never bring any change. he is just acting like a chameleon now to deceive the electorate. we know his true colour.

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A better response would have been "Jonathan is the man that took Nigeria forward". But if he hasn't done that in 6years, what magic will he perform in the next four years? Nothing! Nigeria has been on autopilot for the last three years.

GEJ doesn't even want to be there. The profiteers are cheering him on because he is good for business. There is no better time to be a financial criminal in Nigeria than in the last six years of the resident AA president.
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Kachisbarbie:
ThankGod for his life.
Sometimes the NPF are motivated to work well...

He is the director of the hotel, not even the owner and they are demanding in Dollars?
If im come be the owner unko?

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Owner, president, CEO, Director, Chairman, Managing Director...with the exception of Manager,

In Nigerian parlance, they mean the same.

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Nice!

Such gesture should come with a cheque that will cover the 2-pages demand from in-laws.

Just saying.

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I know it...

Women from Imo State should come with warning labels.

Something in the mould of "Tumble dry low".

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President Gbagbo in the making.

Then I remembered Muamar Gaddafi.

Sharpening my pipes...but still wondering which orifice to stick it

if and when the inevitable happens...and the inebriated villager refuses to do the needful.

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That's easy

Call Orthopedic hospital to make provisions for a new patient that day.

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Hired crowd.

Who printed the banners?

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If there is anything GEJ's government is good at, it is finding EXCUSES!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgjDXKl162E&feature=youtu.be

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Receipt for your tires.
Original receipt for the purchase of the vehicle.
Custom duty certificate.
Car stereo receipt.


...the list is endless and dependent on the mood of the police officer.
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Seun:
What does this incident have to do with Patience Jonathan? Please explain it for the benefit of people like me who are not so clever.

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Because a bird dancing along the road always have something beating the drum for it in the bush.

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Yehman:
As a man, cooking has been one of my best hubbies. Yes! While I was preparing egwusi soup this evening, a friend called and requested for some pics. Though I didn't start the shots on time, but I decided to share some here as well. #justmealone

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Step by step will be appreciated.
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pazienza:
Every reasonable African should care.
The Queen receives noble welcome and treatment when she visits Africa, but an African king got treated ill in Europe,and you are asking who cares?

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Then boycott the Queen.

Tit for tat. And if you can't do that, not my problem.

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Why buy a car when you can rent one?

No be to cum?

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tonychristopher:
That's an em)arrsement to oyo kingdom if there is anything like that

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Typical Nigerians, they b1tched and whined that Alaafin deserved better treatment.

But then, who cares?!
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Just curious...

Is it the same Alaafin that was taking pictures at the Buckingham palace gate in London with his multiple wives because he was denied access by the security?

Wonders shall never end.
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Not only is Funke a bad actress, she is very annoying.

I can't watch any of her crap....too predictable.

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People are just plain st.upid.

Audit report is what it is. They audited the book and found unremitted entitlement to the government.

What audits report do not investigate is the scam going on in lifting of crude.

Garbage in, garbage out. The guys in NNPC are not children.

If 500k barrels were sold and the book was cooked to show 300k barrels. The auditors can only work with the 300k reflected in the book.

The other stolen 200k do not even exist as far as auditing is concerned. Auditing cannot verify how much is actually pumped per day.

People get very creative in trying to beat invigilators in exams. Multiply that by millions to get the level of creativity by the top guns to steal billions that are up for grab.

NNPC can never be cleaned.

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Jokay07:
i will go for 'efficient' . Why? Because being an effective staff makes someone's capacity and capability concentrated in a section or department. A staff might be effective in adminstrative work while he won't be effective in finance. An effective staff is not flexible in terms of transfer of work. But an efficient staff is capable of doing different works, he is not effective in the adminstrative work alone but efficient enough to handle both adminstrative and financial work. He is efficient enough to perform very well under any given work condition. This would be my reply if I am being asked in an interview. Just my opinion

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I bet even you do not understand what you typed.
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chukux2:
Someone is effective when he can get results. While efficient is making good use of resources to get those results.

Example GEJ empties our treasury paying middle men and contractors to fight Boko Haram in the end he defeats them, that's being effective. Results gotten.

But GMB avoids unnecessary expenses and instead uses our existing equipment and soldiers (after sacking the corrupt and cowardly ones) plus better intelligence analysis to defeat Boko Haram that's efficient. Results also gotten.

An efficient staff is better.

.. But at times though you have to settle for being only effective

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You are hired!

A very good comprehension of the subject matter.

You nailed it.
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dossypretty:
Am an adult

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I beg to differ.

Pardon me....I no know say na so husband scarce reach.

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Only 2 guys in your life?

One equally as bad as the other.

How old are you?

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Flawlessangel:
how do producers make more money than artiste? A producer only makes money when an artiste goes to work wit him.......an artiste makes money 4rm shows, album sales, endorsments, tours, concerts...etc.. U cant even compare......didnt u see when samclef was telling d world how wizkid dumped him and how frustrated his life in d industry has been?

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Look.at the music industry as the relationship between a p1mp and his b#tches. Artists (including one hit wonders) come and go, but the producers thrive. Successful artists find ways to write and produce as well. Endorsements? Yes. But artists are paid for shows. Guess who gets the bulk of that money? Are you aware that some artists do not own their songs? Yep. That's the nature of the beast. What it means is that once the contract is up, such artist cannot go about singing his/her own songs in shows. Ask the American rapper Eve.

In.the case of samclef(never heard of him), some people call themselves producers just as every "mom and pop" store owner refers to him(her)self as an entrepreneur.
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Take the number and divide by 10.

OP thinks there is a positive correlation between viewership and net worth.

The people making money are the producers. Only a few artists do scale through.

No Nigerian artist is worth N1 billion. It is

There you have it.

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Importers!?

The border is open. Go for it.

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