₦airaland Forum

Movesz:
Funy tho...Lol...is it possible to beef someone that doesnt know about your existance?

Amber rose's job is not popular buh she bleeped kanye west

Had a baby for whiz khalifa...

As im typing right now she might be on nick canons dick sucking...

Can someone pls fukking tell me who tha sex is sheyi shey?

Let her go to america and beef amber rose nah...

Her dead body nor go reach naija..


*Modified*


somebody just told me sheyi shey is the chick that begged whiz kid a Bleep

Bevista:
Are you telling me that GMB has not travelled out to US since 2011?

Are you referring to the same GMB that US Secretary of State (John Kerry) flew all the way down from US to have a meeting with in Nigeria?

Rubbish. Go get a life!

#TeamGMB2015
#SaiBuhari

glimpse33:
there is this girl named Anita that I was dating for two months, in may 2014. immediately she found out I was ibo, she said she hates my tribe with passion, that all we care about is money..money & said it was over. I begged her, that I 'm not like that, besides I was born in Edo state to Ibo parents. eventually she left and

l began working hard, got employed at Hi tech construction company, worked there for six months and I finally hammered... got a new apartment, new car & I became the talk of the town.. *not proud*

One Saturday morning, I went to buy airtime, I saw Anita's parent crying and begging their landlord, I went closer , saw some boys throwing out their properties, I asked the landlord why, he said they can't pay their two years rent which was 160k, I rushed home signed a check gave it to the landlord, they returned back their loads and everybody was looking at me. since that day, Anita parents have been calling me their son, and Anita won't let me be. its either she's the one calling, knocking at the door begging me. I was like okay fine, I forgive you. But, she wants us to be together AGAIN...

All I want from you nairalanders is your Advice.. cos I am planning on getting married this year. I need the right woman. THANKS

sbaks:
[b]Amaechi will so suffer after this elections. That is a fact. I give him may 29th he would be busy crying his eyes out. Amaechi my advice for you. I was once like you, following hausa people until my eyes began to open. They would make sure you are enemies with your fellow christians, get necessary informations from you, use you like a fool, then they will DUMP YOU in such a way that your fellow christian brothers would not even use a 20m pole to touch you not to talk of helping you (because they must have seen you as a betrayer hence lost confidence in you). They would make you hated. Goodluck is soooooo wise to have ran to his fellow christians because this is what will make him win. FACT! Have you guys ever noticed(for those of you with hausa friends) that whenever you are together with them, when they see any of their fellow islamists, they so much abandon you to the extent you will feel like nothing. They are such fanatics.
Nigerians tell me if true true dem no wan islamize us, wetin be the meaning of that Arabic inscription for our naira note? Nigeria na Arabic nation?
Why is it that they always bite their teeth whenever a christian is in power (even though the christian is trying his best)? It was done to obasanjo, now goodluck
Mtcheeeeeew. Amaechi would be dumped no matter what. They are only using him in other to make him an enemy of christians and to get the secret of christianity (I.e how they can capture christians to vote for them) shikenan! After that, they will throw him into a THRASH CAN! I HAVE SAID SO. You guys will bear me witness GOD's Grace because I SAID SO [/b]

tpiah11:
you are really saying nothing (or else typing without sense, because every single thing you claimed here, is commonly applicable to all immigrants, regardless of field of work.

tpiah11:
would you turn up your nose at $80,000?
are you from a rich family? If yes, why are you hustling overseas?

tpiah11:
which job is not depressing at some point? It all depends on the type of interaction or work dynamics which goes there.

tpiah11:
as per your last point, overseas is credit based economy, unlike nigeria which is cash based economy ie cash and carry, which has its pros but also leads to higher rates of insecurity, armed robbery, corruption, fraud, and other social ills.

raumdeuter:
This Patience greed is getting out of hand. After eating 1billion food you are stealing the Niger Delta blind

Chai dia ris gooduuu oo

Splashme:
Oga, for me and my family, yes, our lives are much better now than it was 4yrs ago.

Stop whining on social media waiting on govt to provide your every need. Our annual budget is a paltry 4 trillion. 75% of that is used for workers salary while the remaining 25% is used for projects in a population of over 170m people

loomer:
IT'S A SAD ONE AND I'M SORRY.

TO ME IT'S NOT JUST THE INVESTMENT, BUT WHERE TO GO, SOME PEOPLE DON'T HAVE RELATIVES OUTSIDE D STATE THE RESIDE.

IF I AM HAUSA MUSLIM AND I LEAVE THE NORTH TO WAT EVER STATE U MAY BE WITH MY WIFE AND KIDS, BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF, WILL U TAKE ME INTO YOUR HOME?

loomer:
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT STATEMENT IS IN THE BIBLE 'HEAVEN HELP THOSE WHO HELP THEMSELVES'

LET'S ASSUME YOU'VE GOT A WIFE, 4KIDS AND A BABY AND YOU'VE LIVED ALL YOUR LIFE IN THAT STATE, WHERE WILL YOU GO TO, WHO WILL TAKE YOU IN, HOW WILL U FEED UR FAMILY?


ALL WE NEED NOW IS ASK GOD TO HELP US OVERCOME THIS MENACE.

loomer:
MAYB HE PROBABLY FELT HE WAS SAFE UNTIL NOW.

LET'S PRAY WE DON'T GET CAUGHT IN SUCH SITUATIONS.

pupsyd:
Broom? 4k broom! broom is now useless...now we us vacuum cleaners to clean the floor. but UMBRELLA is forever useful...u use it either in the rain or in the sun. infact, it is useful for the both season!......in conclusion, APC is as useless as BROOM! while PDP is as important as UMBRELLA!!!!

whisper2trust:
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Male Anchor : ....of A state who is supposedly ACN and in opposition federally, what's your thought about what has been happening, looking at it as a Nigerian what's your thought about what has been happening in Rivers state?

P.O :Let me say 'Presticimo' that is as quickly as possible, that the Political 'crinkum-crankum' or if you like, the political 'higi-haga' that has enveloped the politics of rivers state for a period of aeon now has all the trappings of an odoriferous saga cum gargantuan gaga. and I am maniacally bewildered taht this flashpuence flashpoint is of no serious concern to the commander in chief of the federal republic of nigeria. This is because all the flashpuence flashpoint of war that has lubored snowballed and transmogrified into bringing about a calamitous end for Nigeria, always has their ??atemedus acu?? terminus aquo-their source of origin that is- either in one state or in one region. For me, as far as I am concerned, I can see the ship of the Nigerian state hovering around the political Bermuda Triangle and if we do not take very urgent and responsible steps to meander the interstices of eschewable cataracts, land mines waterfronts, icebergs and ox bow lakes, the ship of the Nigerian state has all the capacities and possibilities of berthing in the disastrous and pestilential aqua of a terminus aquem. Let me say that my critical history and historiography of the study of the war of attrition and belligerence in Rivers state did not commence with the Obi/Okpor political tendency. it commenced strictly speaking with the suspicion by some power centres that Governor Rotimi Amaechi nurses an ambition for the
Vice President of Nigeria

Female Anchor: So are you saying this- all of these is happening because of the 2015 elections?

P.O: It’s very crystal clear like the biblical 'MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN'. It's audible to the deaf and visible to the blind. and any case, no less the political personage than the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Goodluck Jonathan has been heard to have confirmed that. He said so, we read it in the papers that 2015 is the ??Faucet origo?? fons et origo of this crisis, it's the ‘faucet fons et origo’ of political tension in the country and he urged the political dramatis personae to put their 'sheath in their swords' that 2015 is still far away. But if you look at the totality of the crisis in rivers state just now, it leaves me with just two conclusions.

ONE! That 2015 is inherently laden with a political and democratic thalidomide. TWO!,

Male Anchor: Sir Thalidomide will be?

P.O: Stillborn, it may be stillborn

Male Anchor: Okay.

P.O: TWO! Whearas some social scientist like myself have gone to town for donkey years now saying that what we have is not a democracy, but what we have is civilian rule, but by recent events, I'm even tempted to say No,No,No,No,No,No,No,No, Nigeria is neither witnessing civilian rule, nor is Nigeria witness democracy, what we have at best, is a form of Government I call kakistomoboplutocarcy and that is BAD for the nation. Is it within the Obi/Okpor context? Is it within the NGF election context where 16 persons are more than 19 persons, if within the microscopic ceramics and cadence of 36 Governor who are supposed to be the ??susseranes suzerains of democratic ethics and ethos in their respective terra firma, you cannot adjudge democratic score.

Female Anchor: How best do you think this crisis can be resolved? in the, whether utmost political manner or democratic, How best can this crisis be resolved?

P.O: Very Simple, Very Simple. The President of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria is the Customs?? of Societal Mores, having superintendence over all political umbrages Contras bonos mores?. By that I mean, he's supposed to be the moral conscience-the social and moral conscience-of our ethical and national values.

Female Anchor: Are you saying the President needs to step in here and be decisive about what is happening in Rivers state?

P.O: All governors in the length and breath of the federal republic of Nigeria are the Governor children. The govern- the President just now must come down from matino libos Mountain Olympus. The President just now, must not be partisan. The President just now must show more than a complacent, more than a lethargic, more than a a passive interest in the security and political imbroglio in Rivers State.




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temitemi1:
They are truely MAD mr president! How can a father sponsor the killing of his children GEJ till 2019!!!

They are not truely MAD mr president! How can a father sponsor ignore the killing of his children GEJ till 2015!!!