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Barcanista is talking as if weirder things have not happened in Nigeria.

To get the solution to the Nigerian equation, get a common sense logic and stand it upside down. Bingo!

IBB's self-succession bid was a conspiracy until it started manifesting.
OBJ's third term agenda was a conspiracy until it took form.
Yar'Adua's health issues was a conspiracy until he dropped dead.

And you think this GEJ's conspiracy theory is a mirage?
Your problem is that you are listening to what GEJ's handlers are saying, but not paying attention to their body languages.

Every educated mind, from US, UK, UN to Nigeria knows that something is cooking. And those are the people privy to "intels"
that you cannot access. When John Kerry, Ban Ki Moon, etc. talk, do you think they are getting their information from the
street and beer parlours? GEJ just like Turai Yar'Adua did, has backed himself into an uncomfortable position by listening to the
advise of profiteers that profess fake love around him.

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F22RAPTOR:
you seem to have very little knowledge of the circumstances under which the lybian president was ousted. Pls sharpen ur brain instead.

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Life after Aso Rock is very boring. Sycophants disappear and realign with the new sheriff in town, then start singing like birds.
Turai Yar'Adua cannot believe what happened to her.
Mama Peace will be treated worse than her because all she do is gallivant all over the place making enemies for the unassuming GEJ.
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Those who died in the accident include:

1. Mrs. Consider Amadi, former women leader in Ogbia

2. Mrs. Clara Abila, a grassroots politician

3. Mrs. Immaculate Amasimua, former Commissioner Civil Service Commission Bayelsa

4. Mrs. Elisabeth Oguru, wife of the Secretary to the Bayelsa State Government .

5. Mrs Zimbra Goma, former Commissioner for Women Affairs

6. Hon. Ruby Benjamin, former House of Assembly Member representing Brass Constituency 1 in Bayelsa

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Does it matter?

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SeverusSnape:
Of course he is...A so called elder statesman always heating up the polity instead of building bridges across the divide.

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Evil flourishes when a few good men keep quiet in order not to rock the boat or worse, for financial gratifications.

How time has passed. I am still reminiscing when men were men.....
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I guess GEJ forgot that they stuck a pipe up Gaddaffi's a#ss. I don't want to imagine what they will stick up his own.
It is not about GEJ. Nigerians should be on their guard because no matter who gets into Aso Rock, they seldom depart in peace.

Sharpening my pipes. Any takers?
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lazsnaira:
Both You and those who liked your comment are no different to Boko Haram! People's Mothers Died in an accident, and getting to the post as first contributor all you could post was your political tripe! Keep at it, one thing about death is that it will come to all us in any manner it deemed fit. So whether you mock or mourn the death of others you're also mocking or mourning your own death because it will definitely be your turn anytime and your own manner of death could be worst than that of those you mock!

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We are all going to die one day.

So what's the big deal?

Buzz off!
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See wetin long throat they cause.

Abi dem no know say "death in auto accident" was added as one of the occupational hazards of political (p)sycophancy?

RIP
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lalasticlala:
The man pictured below was heavily beaten with sticks in PDP candidate, Nyesom Wike’s hometown for wearing an APC cap.

source: http://itsdumebi.com/pic-man-beaten-blue-black-wearing-apc-cap-nyesom-wikes-ho/

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Some people are just plain s.tupid.

Wearing APC cap in Nyesom Wike's hometown is like driving GEJ's campaign bus in Borno State.

Anything can happen.

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darlingtonNYIG:
Now who takes the blame, GEJ or other leaders that refused to modernise the army with new equipment? What did Obasanjo, Buhari, IBB and abacha do when they where in power, rather the en massed wealth from our collective pocket. GEJ is paying the price for failed leadership of the past

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One can never recover yesterday. No one can change yesterday.

So deal with the present.

And plan for the future.

If it ain't broken, don't fix it. But everyone knew the air was funky and someone promised fresh air.

So why all the excuses?



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There are too many redundant agencies breeding inefficiency and profligacy.


And while at it, they should scrap National House of Assembly.


Thereafter, they should reduce the salary of a senator to N250k/month max.



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davien:
do dead people still have lives?

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You think any living thing can answer that?

If anyone tries to answer it, just tell the scammer that you ain't got money for tithe and hold your wallet tight.
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mixedgene:
This is serious and got me thinking lately, can a normal bloke with an active sexual life do without touching a wowan for atleast one full month and still maintain his sanity without distractions whatsoever? if yes, please what is the secret?

candid opinion is welcome

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Of course.

That's what hands are made for.

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Good concept. Wedding without wedding rings.
OP...fear God o!
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babyosisi:
Anyplace we entered I will immediately look around and once I saw another black person,I felt more relaxed
One of my colleagues asked me to come and jog ,I said tufia
Me jog in this places?

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I will be paranoid as a fvck.
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babyosisi:
My dear if it is part of your job description nko?
I only go once in two or three months

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I can understand. But shine your eyes o!

Especially considering the notoriety of those small Southern rural areas. They sure love their noose.
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babyosisi:
My dear brother family is fine and dandy
My daughter told her friends at school where I went and they gasped
That town actually has a bad reputation historically with lynching blacks

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My point exactly.

All4naija do you copy?
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all4naija:
What are you talking about?

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My comments are for 18+ only.

Sorry.
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all4naija:
You should preoccupy your mind with ritual killers and cannibals in Nigeria first.

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No be person the ocean see Im legs e dey swallow?
Wetin concern me and ritual killers and cannibals in Nigeria?

BTW...Nigeria is gradually going down the shiter. Moneygram today na $1 = N202.90. Unbefuckinglievable!!!

GEJ till one dollar = N500!

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Rural America in the South?

Na.

Moonshiners and KKK things on my mind.

I ain't going. That's all.

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Imo state girls!!!

***No comment

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I thought they crashed the price of a bag of cement down to N1000/bag.

Why is cement being sold at N1900/bag?
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GEJ has some good works under his belt.

It is either he is a bad salesman or he is somewhat re.tarded. It is very difficult to pinpoint what it is exactly especially with his unassuming mien hanging on a balance.

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shadowgwalker:
did you shave recently?
did you skin -dive in a marshy CUNTinent?

my prayer is that you know your way to a good doctor that will test you for ;
-gono
-syphilis

please test all the testicles too, sorry! I mean testables .

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And HIV , if I may add (one of the testable that is)

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Yehman:
Fellow nairalanders, a friend of mine complained bitterly to me xterday that he masturbates at least twice on daily basis. He definitely wants to put an end to this stupid act. Pls, how do I handle this issue? What are the problems he is like to face in future? Tnx in anticipation for ur heart-to-heart advice.

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2x a day?

Those are rookie numbers!

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I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.

Especially the red shirt/black trouser part of the story.



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What a waste of money!

The case will be thrown out. Saharareporters reported on some information at their disposal. And coming from Nigeria with a reputation for corrupt politicians, Obanikoro is engaging in s wild goose chase.

Saharareporters have been sued so many times. And the litigants lost in all the cases. You will see numerous pro bono Human Rights lawyers pick up this case. Will Obanikoro appear if subpoenaed to?


Lol. Obanikoro is an I.diot!
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GEJ is being kicked all around everywhere.

Yahoo USA seems to have make it a point of duty to publish articles of GEJ bashing on a daily basis.

Today they have an article titled "Badluck Jonathan". It makes for an interesting read.

Everybody hates Jonathan.

Leadership is not by force. It is either you got the quslities or you don't. GEJ is not a leader. Put a lipstick on a pig, it remains a pig.
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Blessing in disguise?

Who knows?

Some of the buildings are already fvcked up and are due for renovations.

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I no talk am?!

Like they say,"owu saa gi, I ga amara ihe"

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donpeey22:
I am happy you ended up mentioning interest in your post! Now let me inform you that the reason why Igbos support GEJ is that their interests are more protected under GEJ's administration than as can ever be under a tribal bigot like Buhari

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If you want something to be done right, you have to do it yourself.
The interests of Igbo people are not protected under GEJ Q.E.D. Neither will it be protected under GMB.
Igbo people have backed themselves to the wall where they are forced to choose the lesser of two evils. A beggar has no choice. And one would think as the main part of the tripod, they should play key roles.
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