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Health › Re: Some Effective Ways To Treat Pimples Naturally by InvertedHammer: 5:01am On Sep 15, 2014
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Clean with an Astrigent (eg. Witch Hazel) and apply Medicated powder at night

Pimples will be gone in 2 days.

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Celebrities › Re: Super Rich Nigerian Men And Their Super Pretty Much Younger Wives ( Photos ) by InvertedHammer: 9:50pm On Sep 13, 2014
Health › Re: Health Min. Onyebuchi Chukwu Deserves Commendation For His Fight Against Ebola. by InvertedHammer: 9:46pm On Sep 13, 2014
Brahms: He doesn't deserve shi!t! Same clown that said N1.9bn Ebola Fund was for his Ministry to buy Cars. He's a thief! And an Opportunist trying to take glory of Commissioner Idris.
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I can see that you have never worked in a corporate world.

You still don't understand how the whole thing works.


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Christianity Etc › Re: Synagogue Church Of All Nations Building Collapses (Picture) by InvertedHammer: 12:59am On Sep 13, 2014
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Nawa o!

Person dey find salvation wealth, go jam death.

R.I.P


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Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Abducting And Molesting A Woman In The U.S. by InvertedHammer: 12:53am On Sep 13, 2014
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I don't believe the story!

Guys...remember if you are humping a lady consensually and even if you are about to "cum" and she says STOP,
each hump thereafter is the number of years you will spend behind bars. The question is: Who is counting the
number of humps?

Bottom line, you have molested her and you are going down. It could be your wife, girlfriend or a treat. All she has to do
is yell R.APE!!!

So if in doubt, load up on Vaseline
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Politics › Re: “jonathan, The Port-harcourt – Owerri Express Road Is Deplorable” by InvertedHammer: 8:21pm On Sep 11, 2014
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And guess who is championing GEJ2015? Igbo people.

Even Gov. Obiano of APGA defied rainfall to go and campaign for GEJ when the latter has not even openly declared
his intention to contest.

Me? I no go join issues again in anything Igbo matter and Nigeria.

Let them do as dem please.

I don cross the bridge if e wan break, make e break.


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Business › Re: Chinese Auto Company Shaanxi To Assemble Trucks In Enugu:buys ANAMMCO by InvertedHammer: 9:16pm On Sep 10, 2014
Frankenstein: Why always Anambra state? Why always us?
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Because there are only 3 states in Nigeria:Lagos, Anambra and the rest.
grin grin grin
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Business › Re: Chinese Auto Company Shaanxi To Assemble Trucks In Enugu:buys ANAMMCO by InvertedHammer: 9:15pm On Sep 10, 2014
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Business › Re: Chinese Auto Company Shaanxi To Assemble Trucks In Enugu:buys ANAMMCO by InvertedHammer: 9:11pm On Sep 10, 2014
thwarrior72: Annamco is owned by the owner of ABC group of companies, while Chinese company Shaanxi is investing in annamco
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Thanks for the clarification

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Business › Re: Chinese Auto Company Shaanxi To Assemble Trucks In Enugu:buys ANAMMCO by InvertedHammer: 9:10pm On Sep 10, 2014
adconline: Read between the lines.
1:A Chinese truck maker has partnership agreement with Nneji of ABC Transport to assemble in Naija.
2: Nneji forms partnership with GUO to use Anammco assembly line which is owned by him- GUO
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Thanks for the clarification
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Business › Re: Chinese Auto Company Shaanxi To Assemble Trucks In Enugu:buys ANAMMCO by InvertedHammer: 7:53pm On Sep 10, 2014
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Which one to believe again.

You talk say na Chinese investors... Another one say na ABC transport owner.

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Car Talk › Re: My Experience Along Benin- Ore Road by InvertedHammer: 7:48pm On Sep 10, 2014
cyril10: I was on leave in mid August 2014 when I decided to travel to Lagos with my family. Before the leave started, I gave my car to my mechanic to service and to make sure everything is in order before we embark on the journey since I wouldn't want to put my little kids in jeopardy .

On the D-day, we left home early to atleast get to Lagos by 4-5 pm but it was not to be as I eventually fell into the hands of scamming mechanics along Benin-ore road which I later regretted for some time. The journey was very smooth from P/H to the point between Benin and Ore when I unluckily met with evil mechanics and their accomplices, as I was driving, a man on okada (bike) started pointing on my tyre that it is wobbling, I had to quickly stop did I quick turn around to a waiting mechanic that directed me to his shop, when I stopped, I discovered that oil was dripping from my tyre rim, it was later I discovered that they actually splashed oil on the rim but was too late, they have removed my 2 front tyres, removed my hubs to show that they were broken, they called motor parts seller one of the accomplice. The hub that should ordinarily cost 8-10 thousand cost me 40,000 naira each, at the end of it all I ended up wasting 113,000 naira. I have to share my experience here so as to warn people that travel on that route that they should ignore people like that mostly along Agbor- benin and Benin- ore roads.
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No cause for alarm.

Most people that fall for this crap usually get robbed.

So...thank your stars.

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Politics › Re: Emir Debunks Reports That He Fled His Palace In Mubi - by InvertedHammer: 7:46pm On Sep 10, 2014
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What a convenient excuse?!

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Business › Re: Dubai Company Buys N48bn Stake In Dangote Cement by InvertedHammer: 5:49am On Sep 10, 2014
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What does USA, Germany, Japan, China and other economic giants of the world have in common?

They started out with making their countries the manufacturing base of their era.

Until Nigeria brings industries in Nigeria, the economy is not going any where.

Other countries that tried the Nigeria model of export-import economy were bailed out one time or the other
because price of commodities do fluctuate. As it stands, the price of oil needs to be $124/barrel to sustain Nigeria.

Heck..even the much touted Dubai was bailed out by Abu Dhabi to the tune of $20b in 2009. And the same loan has been extended
for another 5 years.

To get Nigeria running, build the infrastructures, build or attract manufacturing industries and all things will fall in place.
The teaming population need jobs.

Other corporations investing in Dangote or other companies in Nigeria may show increased confidence in our economy but the
bottom line is that nothing changed.


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Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Who Look Much Older Than Their Age ( Photos ) by InvertedHammer: 7:25pm On Sep 08, 2014
Health › Re: Ebola: Access Bank Provides Sanitizer For Customers Entering The Banking Hall by InvertedHammer: 7:22pm On Sep 08, 2014
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Are we cursed or what?

Even when we think, we think halfway.

Why couldn't Access bank connect the tap to a drain?

Na who go throway the water?


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Family › Re: To Marry A Man 10years Older by InvertedHammer: 4:49pm On Sep 08, 2014
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10years? That's a perfect match.

Recently, we have been seeing 30+ age difference sef.

At the end of the day, it is not what the society thinks that matter.

The woman will be the one to live the life.

And that life is yours and yours only my dear

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Business › Re: GTBank's Internet Banking Services...totally OVER-HYPED! by InvertedHammer: 11:52pm On Sep 07, 2014
justi4jesu: Pls inform me so we can share the taxi fare to the bank..they have caused me countless heart attacks.

Now am even confused as no one for the past 1week can withdraw with their firstbank Atm here in dubai and when you call their whack customer service they act like they were just employed and know nothing about what you are saying.

Worst bank Ever. undecided
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On many occasions, I had called Firstcontact and DiasporaBanking for some issues. I finally decided that I will never call them again.

I might as well be talking to Elementary school pupils. And when they'd finished blabbing, they end with that "sorry for inconvenience" apology that makes me want to pop off. It will be far easier for a prostitute to go to heaven than for a First Bank customer rep to correctly answer a simple banking question.

No serious business person should be dealing with First Bank. It should be reserved for retirees. I have given up on them already.
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Business › Re: GTBank's Internet Banking Services...totally OVER-HYPED! by InvertedHammer: 4:59pm On Sep 07, 2014
tonardo: First bank app is just an e_wallet that you fund from your account. .
But they are good on online banking..
This are the banks that just have an e-wallet app..
Fidelity
First bank
Ecobank
Sterling
Keystone
Mainstreet
Skybank
union
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You have no idea what crap I have been through with First Bank.
It started with $2000 disappearing after a transfer. First bank said they sent it. The recipient did not receive it.
It took 6 months (Yes! 6 freaking months) of writing letters, emails and phone calls before FB admitted that the
fault was from their end.

If you log onto FBank online portal, almost every link gives Error message. It defeats the whole purpose of e-banking.
Like I said, the only reason I am talking about it is BC I am not around.
As soon as I step in, I am closing all the accounts with them.

I don't need unnecessary headache in my life.
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Business › Re: GTBank's Internet Banking Services...totally OVER-HYPED! by InvertedHammer: 2:08pm On Sep 07, 2014
justi4jesu: Hmmmm What a life and look at me here saying i will clear my account with Firstbank, leaving their sorry A.sses to GTB...Arrrghhhhh..


These banks are killing me cry cry


No one is perfect afterall..
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FIRST BANK is the worst bank in this planet.

I will close my accounts with them as soon as I step into Nigeria.
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Politics › Re: SSS Absolves Iherijirka Of BH Sponsorship Without Investigations by InvertedHammer: 7:13am On Sep 07, 2014
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Yep. Probe all or none.

If u keep thinking about situations in Nigeria, you may go crazy because some of the actions defy all logics

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Christianity Etc › Re: Mega Church Pastors That Fell For Adultery by InvertedHammer: 7:09am On Sep 07, 2014
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Isn't this a dead give away?

With names like Swaggart, Coy and Loveless...

What other clues do one need?

Just the same way Madoff (pronounced made off) made off with people's money.

..just thinking out loud.
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Music/Radio › Re: Ruggedman Ft. Reminisce - 8 FIGURES [official Video] by InvertedHammer: 2:33am On Sep 07, 2014
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TOO PAINFUL TO LISTEN TO...

MUSICAL TALENT IS EITHER YOU HAVE IT OR NOT.


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Politics › Re: SSS Absolves Iherijirka Of BH Sponsorship Without Investigations by InvertedHammer: 12:32am On Sep 07, 2014
udatso: There is a big possibility that BH is actually playing us. But my question to you is this :Why did the Fg hire someone they were never going to consider his result. If they didn't hire him and he is busy ranting nonsense as most of you claimed, why hasn't he been punished for lying on Fg. Do you think any chinedu/akintola/musa can just claim to be hired by Fg and releases name of terrorist and dss would just keep quiet.?
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That is why it is Nigeria--the land of the unknown.

FG has denied ever hiring Mr. Davis.

But even if he was hired, his job was to secure the release of the Chibok girls.

Yeah...and along the negotiation, he asked: Who are your sponsors? And they told him Sherif and Ihejirika!

What kind of hostage negotiation is that? That is why it is laughable! Such a question would have opened him up as a possible spy.

BH would have wasted him.

Dude, when things sound stupid...every discerning mind should know.


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Sports › Re: WWF Wrestler Hulk Hogan In Ladipo Mushin Lagos (pics) by InvertedHammer: 12:27am On Sep 07, 2014
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Looking at the bumper of the Police van...

it has seen better days!


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Politics › Re: SSS Absolves Iherijirka Of BH Sponsorship Without Investigations by InvertedHammer: 8:41am On Sep 06, 2014
arsetalks: And you are talking of common sense? And you question the credibility of someone employed by GEJ himself? Wow. If GEJ has employed someone that's not credible to mediate on behalf of the government and the parents of those girls and the nation at large, do you not think the president himself doesn't know what he is doing?
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I am not talking about the negotiator my friend.

I am talking about BH.

Mr. Davies said that BH leaders told him their sponsors.

So...do you believe BH? That's my question. Infact„ do you believe that BH will give up their sponsors? What incentives are there for BH to give up their sponsors when they are still waging war against the Nigerian state? It is up to the government to put the pieces of puzzle together to find out the sponsors. BH is playing games with the authorities and sure heck they are enjoying the confusion.

The brain is made for thinking and critical analysis.

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Politics › Re: SSS Absolves Iherijirka Of BH Sponsorship Without Investigations by InvertedHammer: 8:01am On Sep 06, 2014
koboko67: Sometimes one tries not to insult...but when u read daft comments like this....it makes one vexed. Did Mr Davis not reveal the source of his info. 2. We are talking of terrorism here that have claimed the lives of several civilains, and gallant soldiers/officers....why shouldnt i be picked up for questioning if u accuse me. Even just a case of theft....the accused is invited for questioning, not to talk of terrorism.
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YOU ARE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE.

The credibility of the accusers is what matters most in this issue.

On one hand, they asked for his head. On the other hand, they allege that he is their sponsor.

You know some things are just common sense.

A terrorist organization that wants to remain invincible is hell bent on sending Nigeria on a wild goose chase. This is just the beginning.

BH sponsors can only be extracted from BH under duress. BH is currently winning and is under no obligations to reveal their sponsors to anyone.

Terrorists enjoy psychological warfare. The cluelessness and incompetence of the military is fuelling this macabre dance more.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram: 50 Lawyers To Storm The Hague For Prosecution Of Sheriff, Ihejirika by InvertedHammer: 7:00am On Sep 06, 2014
It is very unbelievable that even the so-called educated and enlightened ones cannot reason beyond their anus.

When did BH become very credible that they relied on hearsay to pursue this case? Is there any evidence of financial or logistics support between BH and the suspects? Who will be their star witness?

Is there preponderance of evidence to pursue this charade? Can they prove beyond reasonable doubt that the allegations have some merits to it? The onus probandi is on them now. BH has achieved its aim--showing that so-called educated minds in Nigeria are bereft of critical thinking abilities .

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Business › Re: Lagos City Hotel Rates Are The Most Expensive In Africa by InvertedHammer: 3:56am On Sep 06, 2014
redsun: So does it mean it is now justified to be wasteful,instead of giving it to the very needy like you once rationally thought, just because the bible said so?

Listen to your instinct,it is always the best guide.
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I know you are smart enough to understand sarcasm

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Business › Re: Lagos City Hotel Rates Are The Most Expensive In Africa by InvertedHammer: 11:59pm On Sep 05, 2014
Okijajuju1: There was a time I would have agreed with you... But after Jesus said 'The poor you would always have with you', my reasoning changed. grin

Give to the poor and charity, I do.. But also live a little.. If you have that kind of cash flow, please treat yourself to this atleast once before you clock out.
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That's why I like the bible.

Whatever decision u want to take, there is always a verse in the bible to support your position


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Business › Re: Lagos City Hotel Rates Are The Most Expensive In Africa by InvertedHammer: 7:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
adconline: Yes, but Golden Tulip before it changed to Golden Royale was charging close to 40K/nite=$230/nite for a 2-star hotel by intl standard.
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Na craze dey worry dem.

I have a house in Independence L/Out around Brown N Brown Hotel.

Why would I spend that kind of money in a hotel?

Hotel stay is just for security reasons not just to go throway money.

I never entered the Golden Royale. And I don't intend to because it is too close to main road.

N40k/per night? O dikwa egwu

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Business › Re: Lagos City Hotel Rates Are The Most Expensive In Africa by InvertedHammer: 7:09pm On Sep 05, 2014
Okijajuju1: These are the rates for some room rates at the Intercontenental hotel in V.I..

See the number of rooms available in that class..


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I cannot in good conscience pay this amount for the rooms.

$1000 = N160,000. That is N50k each I can give to 3 widows in my village and their lives will change forever.

Na im I go carry go give hotel say I wan prove wetin? One day rent? Even if na person go pay for me, I no want.

To pay no be wahala...na tomorrow when your stay expires, your eyes go clear.

It does not make any sense at all.

It is not about affordability
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