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 Business › Re: Why Do Businesses Fail In Nigeria? by InvertedHammer: 7:28am On Nov 20, 2012 |
Why do business survive in Nigeria would have been a better question. |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 11:20am On Nov 18, 2012 |
JallowBah: And the scripture also tell you to not wear clothes made of different fabrics, to do sacrifices now and then every year, to not work on sundays, etc, etc, etc. Do you follow everything else the bible teaches, or only the quotes you pick and choose? Yeah yeah yeah We have heard that before |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 4:11am On Nov 18, 2012 |
Candieangel babe! I have reasons for getting each of my tatts. Both the ones in hidden areas and non hidden areas. --->Can I see a picture of the ones in hidden area? And its those men that I am gonna end up married to, not judgemental dikcs like you. --->Water always finds its level. I love getting tatted and piercings and no bodys blabbing will change that so keep calling me a h0e, --->If it quacks like a duck,swims like a duck; it must definitely be a duck Anyways im done replying you, its Saturday night and I gotta party to attend. ---->Party huh? Whose bachelor party are you entertaining tonight? Shake it babe..Do your thing!!! |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 2:22am On Nov 18, 2012 |
candieangel12: Lol the only reason why its covered is because my shirt covers it or shud I walk around shirtless because I have a tattoo? Tramp stamps really dont meqn crap anymore, not because I have one but because it soo common that majority chicks have it. I have many other tatts which arent covered. I am in no way shape or form ashames of any of my tattoos or piercings. Most of my friends are tatted up and happily married.[b]Talking of marriage...is that your biggest achievement?...Heck, Superhead Stefanie got married too. Should we let our young girls out there to MouthAction b/c Superhead got married after all the porn movies she made? Obviously, you can't even articulate why you got tattoos in the first place. You continue to prove me right... 1. I said I will boink you--->Exactly what the ones you dated did...they came, they saw, they conquered and they moved on. 2. Your shirt covers it--->Why get some art when you cannot display it. That is silly. You can always tattoo your face, remember? 3. Remember guys will boink anything that moves. Heck people patronize prostitutes/call girls and move on. It is the ride babe. The cycle continues until some sore loser shows up and puts ring on it. Hahaha. Seriously, you are a sell out. You are not representing tramps well. I wish they would rescind your membership (Oh, I forgot it is branded). Other than interview questions, you have to go to extra lengths to cover your tattoos as well. Why do this to yourself? I have seen a lot of girls with tattoos that are entrepreneurs...they rub d#$%ks and slide down poles while shaking their bum for dollar bills. Get my drift? I dare not ask what you do for a living. This is internet...you can claim anything. Feel free. Sorry to pop your 'ghetto fabulous' bobbles. [/b] 2 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Shouldn't Every Nigerian Be Entitled To A Monthly Allowance? by InvertedHammer: 8:26pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
I am really concerned because of the way Naija people take love awoof. Damned if you do; damned if you don't |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 8:14pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
candieangel12: Tramp stamps dont mean anything anymore. Most girls have tatts on their lower waist/back. My first tatt was in that are but its always covered with my shirtLOL. It doesn't mean anything anymore...Why? Because you got one. LOL. Denial is not a river in Africa. Back to my point, Candieangel and JallowBah...I will boink you if need be.... but wife material? Are you kidding me? If it is so glamorous, why are you pointing out that it is covered with your shirt? Embarrassed by it? You and I know it. You got stamped babe! Live with it. Good thing is that grand kids will know that grandma was a ho. Most teenagers are sagging...does that mean that it does not have homo undertone anymore? You cannot change the rules in the middle of the game...come off your high horses. YOU CANNOT TURN A HO into A HOUSEWIFE Don't shoot the messenger! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 8:09pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
JallowBah: Oh, so you can`t answer my questions?....Their choice is their choice; my choice to call them out as trash (that they are) We all have different choices. |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 8:03pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
According to Urban dictionary, scum stamp is a tattoo on a womans lower calf usually involving a cartoon character seen on a woman noted as a scumbag. Many strippers and "white trailer trash" can be seen with this. Derived from the term "tramp stamp" meaning a tattoo on the lower back of a girl. If in doubt, google trash stamp, scum stamp. It doesn't matter what you think of it...after all, even a broken clock is correct twice in a day. Any girl with tattoo is a scum. Being a hood rat aggravates it more. Hello 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: AMCON SEIZES ASSETS OF IFEANYI UBAH AND CAPITAL OIL. by InvertedHammer: 7:52pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Uba made a very big mistake which in enormity is comparable to MKO Abiola. The only miilionaires/billionaires that talk politics in Nigeria and go unscathed are the dubious ones with no fixed assets their opponents can toy with. They may have houses, cars, etc, but their main sources of wealth are always shrouded in secrecy. They make noise, they win---good; they make noise, they lose and evaporate to re-strategize. No demolitions, no confiscations. You cannot demolish/confiscate what you cannot see. Dangote, Otedola, etc understand this concept. They remain friends of AGIP (Any Government in Power). Ubah let praise-singers goad him into Anambra politics. Now his assets are going kaput. He is not volatile enough for Nigeria politics. They finally got him where it hurts....HIS BUSINESS. Of everyone owing AMCON, they got him. There is no tribal undertone as I see it. Rather, I sense political undertone. 1 Like |
| Nairaland General › Re: Are The Young People Of Today Very Lazy And Materialistic? by InvertedHammer: 7:19pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
[quote author=::Andrew::]I love reading. Not all youth are lazy.[/quote]There are exceptions to every rule. May be, you are the exception. Exceptions do not negate the rule |
| Politics › Re: Police To Launch New Code Of Conduct For Officers by InvertedHammer: 7:11pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Come on guys, it is only a joke. Any Code of Conduct without a clause/phrase for collection of N20 deliverable to the DPO is null and void |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 7:07pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
JallowBah: No, I am taking it personal when people act like they are better than me in any way, simply because they don`t choose to live life as I do. Anyone would.See what I mean? You are beginning to sound like a victim already. You put that thrash on your body; you got to deal with people treating you with derision. It is your choice, you live it. By the way, I think tattoos look good on strippers. 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 6:56pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
JallowBah: Are you really imagining yourself that the people who get tats do not know that it is difficult and expensive to remove them..? I assure you, they do. And most of them will not regret it, and most of them will not remove them either.You cannot tell how your husband feels about you. Only he can. May be you have some "beckoning" asset that his shallow self cherishes. More power to him. As I stated earlier, water will always find its own level. You found your level in him. Making sense to you now? By the way, why are you taking this so personal? Did I strike a familiar note? Who is ignorant? Am I Or someone who sat and endured a lot of pain to stamp herself with thrash on her body parts that do not add any values whatsoever to her being and/or self-worth? Life gets to the point where people have been conditioned to see poverty as a privilege; just as some people have come to see tattoo as body art (instead of thrash stamps as they are called)  2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 6:26pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
You have to understand that tatoo is almost near impossible and expensive to remove. The low self-esteemed 'follow-follow' who got it on realizing this would say anything to defend the stupid decision to get a tatoo in the first place. Don't be fooled. They hate it. Don't get one. Personally, I find them disgusting...but since body no be firewood, I will treat them as human toilet/sp...m depository....but to marry one---HELL NO!!! Imbeciles do get married, what makes you think someone with tatoo wont? Water will always find its own level. 2 Likes |
| Computers › Re: How To Devise Passwords That Drive Hackers Away by InvertedHammer: 3:02am On Nov 17, 2012 |
gidiMonsta: that's not enough, a simple keylogger will finish u.A keylogger deployed specifically, randomnly and/or remotely? There is no perfect lock against hacking....you can only minimize the chance of being a victim Last time I checked the OP is asking of possible ways to have the hacker give up. |
| Computers › Re: How To Devise Passwords That Drive Hackers Away by InvertedHammer: 6:04pm On Nov 16, 2012 |
Use your tribal language, add few special characters and numbers So to create a password, it could be: alakarakpom2kpokirikpomba! Good luck HACKERS!!! if Hausa, try: wallahi321dambaza, mutumbamza999%Q if Yoruba: ekoni999ban3je!, ntori#olonwu@. |
| Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Stripper? - Please, Be Honest by InvertedHammer: 7:44am On Nov 15, 2012 |
Woman dey scarce? 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: Okada Rider Invent New Bike That Cannot Be Arrested (Picture) by InvertedHammer: 4:44am On Nov 15, 2012 |
[quote author=Okija_juju]...Am I the only one interested in knowing how this contraption can possibly work? ..[/quote]This is how it may work. You use it to carry 2 students to the campus. The one on the right jumps down and takes off. The rider stops the bike and start chasing him/her. On coming back, the one on the left side is a gonner! One of the skills of every okada rider is the ability to apprehend and fight whoever wants to evade payment. This new invention has doubled the wahala for okada people especially the ones plying Uni and secondary school roads |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Unadvertised Vacancies by InvertedHammer: 4:03pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
Able bodied men for DEBT COLLECTION BUSINESS in Abuja. send resume/CV to pay_usNow@yahoo.com |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by InvertedHammer: 8:55am On Nov 13, 2012 |
[b]To understand the concept of what Illuminati (subtle White Supremacy) is all about....know this....there is no black nation in the world that can hold their head above water economically. Under the control of IMF and World Bank, they have no leeway. All these organizations have to do is play with the interest rates and strangulate any up and coming African or black nation. Remember that the terms are non-negotiable. It is forced down their throat with the connivance of stooge Presidents and leaders. It could be in the form of Austerity measure, subsidy removal, etc. All African leaders can do is to try to explain a concept that they have no understanding of to justify their actions. Smart white people continue to come up with new tricks to enrich themselves. Although as history has shown, sometimes it blows up in their face just like the financial derivatives meltdown of 2008 (a.k.a global meltdown). They came up with all these financial instruments which only difference is matter of semantics. And gullible folks swallowed it leading to loss of houses in USA and western world. There is power behind everything but not the waypeople are trying to understand it. President Wilson of USA mentioned something to that effect when he was still alive and I quote, "...there is a power somewhere so organized, so subtle, so watchful, so interlocked, so complete, so pervasive, that they had better not speak above their breath when they speak in condemnation of it". Believe it or not, the hardship you are facing today is owing from a trickle down effects of emasculation policies of World Bank and IMF.You can cry me a river and pray to thy kingdom come...the hardship you are experiencing today is about to get worse. And, there is nothing you can do about it because your destiny is not in your hand. The system is already set up to keep you at a certain level. It all fits into manifest destiny. [/b] 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: All GO's & Religious Leaders Must Go To Prison — Pastor Tunde Bakare by InvertedHammer: 4:50am On Nov 13, 2012 |
You want to know their (G)god? Shout: To hell with Jesus! (people will shrug and say you are probably crazy) Shout: To hell with T.B. Joshua! ("Touch not my annointed crowd" will come with guns blazing) You go to peoples' houses, you will see pictures and paraphernalia of MOGs everywhere and none for Jesus(?). People are worshipping the so-called MOGs and not God nor Jesus. Period. Daddy MOG my foot. 7 Likes |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by InvertedHammer: 4:36am On Nov 13, 2012 |
[quote author=obo_man]Seriously, there are so many important things to worry about than all these rubbish..... Now if I come up with a universal remedy to help my village baba, and in the process make billions, Nairaland people go say Obo_man is illuminati. Ask yourself a question, why aren't unsuccessful people listed as members of illuminati? The answer is because when unsuccessful people can't comprehend a form of success, they mystify it.....[/quote][b]LOL. @ your logic. Why don't you join Ikoyi Club as a poor man?  . You make something out of yourself, you attract attention and Illuminati comes calling.Just like people join cults for protection, people are selected into Illuminati for their kind of protection. Remember it is an elitist cult. Not your kind of go bring 10 human heads, lion anus, pikin brain kind of baba lawo club. First u get the money, then you get the power. Why do secret cults approach certain individuals in Universities and coerce them to join? It is because the individual has what they want. Prerequisitive for Illuminati is wealth/fame. It is not for any Joe-Six-Pack. I don't believe D'Banj is in Illuminati. If he is invited,it is probably as one of the people serving drinks or a parking attendant or better, bus boy. By the way, if you make the billions...the Knights from Catholic church will come calling....you will get invitations to become director in parastatals...you will start looking for protection by Jesus/God (by becoming religious) or from Satan(cults). Damned if you do; damned if you don't.[/b] |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by InvertedHammer: 4:23am On Nov 13, 2012 |
[quote author=Red-Light]lol but still doesnt answer my question... where the heck is illuminati holding their meeting ... i wanna join and will do everything they want ... even if they want the soul am ready to give em on platter of gold .. as long as they wont ask me to kill nobody[/quote]Red-Light...na waoooo....e be like say poverty don hammer you ne be small (na joke ooo)If dem tell poor man wetin it cost to be a big man, e go sey make im remain as e dey 1 Like |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by InvertedHammer: 1:55am On Nov 13, 2012 |
[quote author=Red-Light]that's becos ogboni and has nothing to offer me.... why would i wanna join fraternity with nothing to gain but everything to loose but this illuminati offerings sounds more mouth watering than all those petty confraternity ... and i wont mind joining them to start controlling the world and people like u and dining with people like obama ... thats the biggest power if u ask me...[/quote]Funny indeed. Everybody wants power. Even here in US, a lot of people are searching for Illuminati so that they can join. Reminds of Grand Havana cigar lounge in Beverly Hills. Everybody around knows its location. But it is only "members only" club. And to become a member, you have to be recommended by a member. Only 400 members including Schwarznegger, Mel Gibson,other A-list celebrities. You get my drift. To join common oil company in Nigeria, they let you ride through various rigmarole. And yes employment in one of the oil companies will better your life. How much more to join Illuminati? I believe Kanye and all these artists are just pawns in a chess game. They are like condoms. Once they have outlived their usefulness, they will be discarded in a poo hole. But the masters remain the kingmakers. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by InvertedHammer: 1:11am On Nov 13, 2012 |
[quote author=Red-Light]Abeg where iluminati dey hold their meeting (am referin the question to those who already did every research on them) please tell me where they are.. I wan join them.. I wnt mind controlling the earth that i know its existing! Afterall i dnt knw if heaven is real or not[/quote] Why don't you first find out where Ogboni people or or Eiye is holding their meeting and join them for a start. Many are called but a few is chosen (chosen here could be for good or bad) |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Where Do You Stand With Illuminati Theories? by InvertedHammer: 1:06am On Nov 13, 2012 |
[b]I believe the existence of Illuminati. We do not see energy but we know that it could be channeled. Be it light energy, kinetic energy, mechanical energy, etc. We learned all these because we were thought about it in school even though we do not understand it. Writing some signs and symbols as equations and using that to explain alien phenomena is laughable. I believe it is a matter of semantics. Illuminati, Ogboni, etc exist as long as man has insatiable quest to dominate the rest. Frankly, there are so many things that do not make sense in this world. More often than not, we tend to ignore them to maintain our sanity. No one can for sure prove the existence of God, satan and the angels. But we believe in them and even give hard earned money to peddlers of the myth. Yet, we are the first to argue against the existence of Illuminati (which by the way we associate with the devil). The same devil we try to bind and cast everyday. Fuel is used to power a car. Does it make sense to go and buy fuel and still deny the existence of car. Illuminati is powered by the devil. Does it make sense to deny the existence of secret societies and yet believe there is devil/satan? Do not cherry pick.[/b] 1 Like |
| Crime › Re: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 12:37am On Nov 13, 2012 |
clemmonce: is ak47 the best gun in the world ? any small thing ak47. who told you it wa s ak47 the robbers used. for your info ak47 is old there are oda types of gun dat are bad. [b]AK47 designed by Mr. Kalashnikov (correct spelling?) was modified in 1974. Hence AK74. But I respect AR-15 more. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How Are You Coping Without A Job by InvertedHammer: 6:41pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
barikay: u met someone without d fear of God. Jst give me 500k, I invest in my pharmaceutical biz and double that amount in a year.Here they come....it is always good in the beginning. You will double the 500k into your pocket or what? NLers, I repeat....UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU GIVE MONEY TO ANYONE IN NIGERIA UNDER ANY GUISE OF BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT! Forewarned is forearmed. Below are some people I will never entrust with funds in Nigeria: 1. If he/she knows a lot about English premier league....sign of laziness 2. If he/she uses God/Jesus a lot in his/her sentences...con artist <probably baiting you for the kill> 3. If he/she is very jovial/outgoing...good luck collecting! Feel free to add your DNG (Do Not Give) attributes |
| Crime › Re: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 5:29pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
[quote author=Ile-Ife]9mm bullet https://preview.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2010_10_12__16_22_07/Bullet-04.jpgdad83fed-5283-4194-b4df-58dbc8f5fb16Larger.jpg the type the police man touched 7.62×39mm FMJ https://www.mouseguns.com/ak47info/russcart.jpg[/quote]You are correct |
| Crime › Re: Aftermath Of Robbery Attack On Lekki Neighborhood In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 5:27pm On Nov 12, 2012 |
The banner on the gate says that the estate is protected by Widexcoverage Networks Ltd. Well WNL where is the gaddemn protection? 1 Like |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: CIA Director Resigns Over Extramarital Affair by InvertedHammer: 6:07am On Nov 12, 2012 |
I was going to castigate the General until I saw the pictures of his wife...I refuse to comment https://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9500/944b8c46a269b7a5b962f83.jpg Compare with mistress
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