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Car Talk › Re: Abuja Street Car Racing Gallery/discussions by InvertedHammer: 8:34am On Dec 04, 2012
Dude:

That driving is insane and unsafe! Cease and desist please!!!
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Important Reason For Marriage. by InvertedHammer: 8:22am On Dec 04, 2012
2 reasons for marriage:

1. Children (primary)
2. Delusion (secondary)


If you are a guy and you are not yet married...
DON'T DO IT!!!
It is a colossal waste of time and money....but if you want children..oh well...
Politics › Re: Debe Ojukwu: My Father’s Love Child Was A “Hidden Agenda” by InvertedHammer: 3:21am On Dec 04, 2012
OBASANJO must be shivering in his pants now reading all these Ojukwu's will brouhaha.

Na too much money dey cause am...
For all those women clamoring for wealthy husband(s)...the infinite loop continues....

NO BE ONLY YOU GO GET AM
TV/Movies › Re: Mr Ibu Vs Osuofia: Who Is A Better Movie Comedian? by InvertedHammer: 4:16pm On Dec 03, 2012
Osuofia is good. But if you watch a lot of his movies, you will notice that he uses same lines over and over again in different movies.
Osuofia is the best when it comes to Igbo movies. I don't even believe all his lines are scripted.
But in order to reach wider audience, Osuofia resorted to using English language which messes up his punch lines.

On the other hand, I don't know what to say about Mr. Ibu. I can't tell if he is in character or not. There is just
something funny about that dude, appearance and otherwise.
Romance › Re: Single Mothers Are Never Taken Serious by InvertedHammer: 11:41pm On Dec 02, 2012
Tenderly1: point of correction,i've seen (desperate) ladies who marry a guy with kid or kids as the case may be.

There are reasons why they are single mothers....and those reasons you wouldn't want to know.....those reasons are why
you cannot take them serious unless they come at discounted prices---you know, like in liquidation sales.

...However, there are exceptions to every rule
Family › Re: How Do You Relate With A Jealous Close Friend. by InvertedHammer: 11:25pm On Dec 02, 2012
It depends...are you showing him new stuff OR are you rubbing it in his face.
If your friend is dire financial situation (you didn't tell us) and you keep rubbing off your new material
acquisitions in his face...then I don't who is worse: YOU or HIM
Christianity Etc › Re: $240 And $100 For Blessings By Matthew Ashimolowo by InvertedHammer: 11:20pm On Dec 02, 2012
Touch not my anointed; do my prophet no harm
Car Talk › Re: Abuja Street Car Racing Gallery/discussions by InvertedHammer: 4:41am On Dec 01, 2012
Do you guys have racing schedule? How is the aerodynamics on the C63? I am kinda thinking is not meant for racing.
Do you have any mods on it? Why don't you guys do the racing after midnight along Nnamdi Azikiwe Way?


That will be sure bet compared to the afternoon racing especially knowing that Nigerians don't know how to drive.
..driver licenses are procured and not earned
Family › Re: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by InvertedHammer: 6:17am On Nov 29, 2012
OP, you really motivate me. By next year, I will start my own search.
Offer:

N1million and N100k/month thereafter
A small car
2 bedroom apartment in a decent location in Lagos.
Minimum Requirement: B.Sc/HND
Ethnicity: Igbo (Anambra only)

I am still working on the details. I will talk to a lawyer after Xmas.
I will send you a private mail. Please let me know if and when you finally find the right person.

I have thought about the marriage headache seriously and I finally realized that I am not cut out for it.


My only fear now is that I may fall in love
Family › Re: Give Me A Child And Get 250k, Twins 500k by InvertedHammer: 6:05pm On Nov 28, 2012
ifyalways: 250 what an insult!!!

On average, (an employed) Nigerian graduate earns above 100K a month. Multiply that by 9 months.

3M for a school cert holder.

10M for a graduate


An employed Nigerian graduate makes 100K a month. An unemployed Nigerian graduate makes 0K/month.
100K x 9months = 900k/year. Likewise 0K x 9months = 0k/year.

OP told us his expectation(s). Take it or leave it.
Christianity Etc › Re: Private Jet Is A Necessity And Not A Luxury - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor by InvertedHammer: 7:18pm On Nov 25, 2012
First of all, as somebody who has preached the gospel for 40 years, I know that the gospel is a total package—it is for the spirit, mind and body. What has happened through the years is...and such emphasis does not reduce the format but add to the format.


I know there are lots of yahoo boys on NL. What do you make of the bolded words?
Kinda explains it all!
Romance › Re: Is There A Difference Between Aashewo & Runz Girl? by InvertedHammer: 7:13pm On Nov 25, 2012
[size=14pt]EVERY GIRL IS A RUNZ girl; but every girl is not ashewo[/size]
Christianity Etc › Re: The Act Of 'giving To God' As Explained By Pastor E. A. Adeboye by InvertedHammer: 2:54am On Nov 25, 2012
Currently working on my salvation.

A fool and his money are easily parted, so says the bible.

Na the same bible talk am ooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvpTXZ1VjUA
Crime › Re: Wale Babalakin Charged To Court For Money-laundering by InvertedHammer: 2:05am On Nov 25, 2012
FG has a dossier on all corrupt elements in Nigeria. If you step on any toes, they will dust up your file, then the drama begins.

Once you apologize or make mends, the case disappears.

The government is a blackmailer. Period!
Christianity Etc › Re: Oritsejafor Wont Reply Critics Of Private-Jet by InvertedHammer: 1:52am On Nov 25, 2012
My main issue is: Why did he buy the private jet? Is there need for it?
No!
He can fly anywhere he wants in a commercial airplane.
If he is an evangelist and buys a helicopter because he wants to reach all the
nooks and crannies of Nigeria to deliver the good news, I will understand.

Hey, who am I to complain? After all, am not one of the fools handing out money
to him. Tithes are for the church to continue to work for the Lord. It is not
designed to be used to finance a pastor's extravaganza and life in opulence.

I can guarantee you that most of these MOGs do not believe in God. Their church is
their corporation and they are the CEOs. They just peddle the name of Jesus/God
and hope for the best, like all of us.
Politics › Re: Interview With Founder Of SaharaReporters Omoyele Sowore by InvertedHammer: 9:09pm On Nov 23, 2012
Saharareporters.com used to be the shiznit until he got bought over by the likes of Bolaji Aluko and Amb. Adefuye. It has been downhill from there.

Recently, he has been trying to clean up his acts by sticking to the facts instead of leaning on one side of the story.

I wish him well though.
Car Talk › Re: Why Do Driving Schools Use Volkswagen Beetle To Teach Driving? by InvertedHammer: 9:35pm On Nov 22, 2012
Because once you hit the rock bottom, you can only go up
Car Talk › Re: INNOSON MOTORS - World's First Black-owned Car Manufacturer by InvertedHammer: 4:04pm On Nov 22, 2012
Few months back, NL forum was agog with some pictures of the new Range Rover (which is pretty much a rebranded Ford Explorer 2013)
Folks showered encomiums on the RR.



GOD FORBIT, if it were to be Innoson... It would have been total condemnation and off book quotations to mar their ignorance of how the
contemporary auto industry works.


The white SUV is Ford Explorer 2013. The red one is Range Rover 2013. Can you spot the few differences?
Family › Re: Facts Fathers Never Tell Their Sons About Women. by InvertedHammer: 7:35am On Nov 22, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju]

#Fact: Hell has no warth like a woman scorned..
[/quote]Your quote above is obsolete.
America has modified it and here it goes---

Hell has no wrath like a woman scorned...
A woman scorned has no wrath like an ex with a gun who has nothing more to lose..
.
Romance › Re: Things Men Should Never Ask Women by InvertedHammer: 7:25am On Nov 22, 2012
BBM: First of all , a man should never ask a woman if he can kiss her, as she will only say, a man should never "ask" for a kiss.

Asking her for a kiss will only make a man look like a boy, which is what a woman is not interested in, and even if she says "yes", it could mean she is just being polite, while on the inside her attraction meter will read a firm, "No".


OP, what planet do you live in?

So what am I suppose to do? Grab and kiss her in this highly litigious society?

Hello!!! S_xual harassment...attempted rape...groping....the list the DA would throw at you is

endless if she raises hell. So why bother? I will ask to be on the safe side.

YOu are aware that a woman can ask you to stop in the middle of the action.

..if you don't, it becomes serious legal wahala. The more pumping, the more

the number of years you are going to be incarcerated.


If you no dey naija, no try #1 ooo! Unless...
Food › Re: BEER OR SOFTDRINKS: Which Is More Harmful To One's Health? by InvertedHammer: 7:00am On Nov 22, 2012
Our bodies respond differently to both.

For some, softdrink is worse than beer and vice versa.
Car Talk › Re: INNOSON MOTORS - World's First Black-owned Car Manufacturer by InvertedHammer: 6:51am On Nov 22, 2012
akigbemaru: No sir!!!!! You failed again! This is from person who has seen it all and who thinks with his head, Innoson is nothing but a glorified warehouse!
Obviously, you are very ignorant about auto industry.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Ranked Worst Place To Be Born In 2013 by InvertedHammer: 6:47am On Nov 22, 2012
chucky234: Did China achieve all that with snail speed? If Singapore and Hongkong can be placed among the first ten countries on the list then Nigeria has no hope,its either you accept reality or die in pretence.
YOU GOT IT RIGHT!

The issue is that Nigeria is taking 1 step forward and 10 steps backward.


Politics › Re: Nigerian Economy Not Growing - Sanusi by InvertedHammer: 1:48am On Nov 22, 2012
Nigeria economy is not growing because of dearth of middle class. Create enabling environment (starting with basic infrastructures) and middle class will
drive the economy to its potential. Period!

Can you imagine Nigeria with a good road network, stable electricity, clean water, and improved security?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Act Of 'giving To God' As Explained By Pastor E. A. Adeboye by InvertedHammer: 1:33am On Nov 22, 2012
"Touch not my annointed" disciples on a prowl. Watch your opinions
Career › Re: Which Location Is The Best For Your Head Office? 90% Says Lagos by InvertedHammer: 1:28am On Nov 22, 2012
Mad Cow: Abuja - Corporate Headquarters.. Reason: Proximity to the heads of government parastatals

Lagos - Operations Headquarters - Proximity to the Markets, Seaport and International Airport..
You are the ultimate
Romance › Re: Ladies! Will You Date A Nice Guy? by InvertedHammer: 1:22am On Nov 22, 2012
Poor guys are always nice because poverty erodes self-esteem. It is a trade off.

They tend to overcompensate, which ladies may misunderstand as being nice. Give the dude N10 million only
and he will get in touch with his inner A#s-hole and become a full-fledged jerk.
Car Talk › Re: INNOSON MOTORS - World's First Black-owned Car Manufacturer by InvertedHammer: 1:13am On Nov 22, 2012
ypzilanti: I cant even imagine that someone would playa hate on this guy. A street smart guy that has worked hard to build his business, transfer technology, and employ people. If someone curses you that you will never succeed in life now, you will say why go to such extreme.
Why do you think the word "HATE" was invented in the first place? For sore losers for sure!
Car Talk › Re: INNOSON MOTORS - World's First Black-owned Car Manufacturer by InvertedHammer: 1:11am On Nov 22, 2012
akigbemaru: This is not a factory to manufacture cars, this is a warehouse! I have seen it and it does not look anything like car manufacturing plants I have seen before. Nigeria can manufacture cars but we are too gullible to fall for the trick of Oyinbo man. All we have got to do is, stop the importation of cars and consult any foreigner car manufacture, but a franchise and give them our own brand of car with African or Nigerian names, all they have got to support us with is the dashboards for all the cars we are making. That is how is done oversea. If US for instance manufactures BMW, IT DOES not have permission to make the dashboard by itself. We just got to consult the Japanese to build those robots that weld anything iron on cars. From every dashboard the mother car company supply, they have their own percentage and that is to guarantee them how many cars are we producing. This will ease the stress of shipping foreign cars and import duties.
THIS IS A PURE HATER MOVE!!!
Events › Re: Fans Refuse To Attend Keri Hilson's Show In Abuja? by InvertedHammer: 6:23am On Nov 21, 2012
Boko Haram is allergic to public gathering
Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Women Lose Respect For Men by InvertedHammer: 6:19am On Nov 21, 2012
Women lose respect for men who are not in touch with their inner A-hole
Romance › Re: Would You Marry A Man Or Woman With Tatoos? by InvertedHammer: 7:35am On Nov 20, 2012
Help Help Help!!!
Am an attention seeker

I could be a doctor, but without my labcoat nobody will recognize me
I could be a LovePeddler, but without being naked nobody will recognize me
I need attention!

Oh wait...I got it...stamp it..so that everyone will know that I am a ho!

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