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Hard times!!! |
Some people just never learn. |
informatix: I am a programmer infact one of the Best in Nigeria. I learn how to program with a Laptop whose power doesnt Last for 1munite. I strongly DON'T agree power is a boundary in leraning programming. You make programmers look bad. Now people will think every programmer is a nutcase |
What can I do to help Nigeria? So many things indeed! Try catching a falling knife? Try swimming against ocean current? I can write 100+ pages exposition on it. Will it be feasible? NO!!! TO stop a moving object, you need force to redirect its energy. No solution is applicable to Nigeria without FORCE. IBB, OBJ, Danjuma,Anenih, etc. are tough/godfathers because FORCE has not been applied to them. All these quasi-tough men we have today were chicken during Abacha era....my friend that's the nature of FORCE. To help Nigeria, we need to figure out the appropriate amount of FORCE to change her course. F =ma, Force is equal to (the masses)x (accelaration into action). /*pardon me scientists*/ |
Everything happens for a reason... When a bird starts flying without perching, a hunter learns to shoot without aiming. My recommendations are: Engagement: 1st trimester Formal introduction: 2nd trimester Traditional marriage: 7th month of pregnancy White wedding: After delivery with certificate of DNA test and result. ![]() |
Chime Chimezie: I 20 years old and i am from Enugu state wich is Igbo, i am the only son and my Father die 4 years ago, i am in my first year in school and my Mother has made so many investment and she is worried dat if anytin happenes 2 me, my wicked uncle will take everytin dat she has laboured for, so she has been telling me to get married next year, as For me, money is nt the problem, bt i want to be a graduate b4 i get married, bt considring my condition, i hav no other choice, infact i u am looking 4 a woman to marry now @ my young age, please i need ur advice, wat should i do?If you have good financial foundation, I will advice you get married. Are you emotionally and psychologically ready for marriage? Well, those are the questions you will have to answer for yourself. I sincerely understand your mother's concern. They are legit. It seems that your mother is more concerned about heirs and heiress than your happiness(?) in marriage. |
If you have a car, run your laptop off your car battery using about 400W Inverter. I used it in Nigeria and it worked well. I got one from Walmart for about $39.99 (N6500). All you do is plug it into your cigar lighter adapter and connect your extension cable to it. It has a warning light that is visible on your laptop as well (kinda flip flop picture of charging/not charging). If the warning light comes on, your battery is drained but with enough juice left to start the car. It worked well for me. You may want to try it. |
People still dey join police ? ![]() |
greatdave: When i first got to my PPA(Place of primary assignment), i was like wtf?! No lite(No electric poles anywhre),No pipe-borne water and Flunctuating Network? I thought to myself,hw in d world will i survive here...But 3months on,its been fun. Unparalelled hospitality,simple lifestyle and serene environment.For someone who is a graduate and out to teach some unfortunate students in some rural area somewhere, your grasp of grammar is very "outstanding" in every sense of it.\g |
Don't hate the messenger...Did you get the message? Does current trend among Nigeria youth validate his assertion? Embrace of consumption end-products anyone? And by the way, I can't stand the craze about Arsenal, Manchester, etc. These idiots even close shops/skip schools to go watch others make money. El Rufai, your message is correct, even though I have issues with you being the messenger. ...Heck, somebody got to do it. |
Well, an average American does not give a hoot about life outside USA. Not that they need to anyways. Most of them do not even have international passport(s). You can laugh at the ignorant lady all you want, but I bet she does not give a rat's a_s. |
True or not, this is funny oooo! But in a sad way ![]() |
Mikel...I take God name beg you.... |
afam4eva: I agree with the OP 100%. What can be best used to describe Nigeria is "The more you look the less you see". Excuses! Excuses!! Excuses!!! Even the lead are giving excuses for their corrupt leaders |
1supremo: When it rains, it's cool and you don't need your electric fan.Dude, you are one funny son of a gun!!! ![]() |
Does Nigeria have musicians? Yes! But only a few. 90% of the current ragtag musicians in Nigeria are not better than Tonto. It is all auto-tune crap all over. It gets annoying over time especially the ones produced in Lagos. |
Wisconsin International University College Motto Education, Knowledge, Power Established January 2000 Type Private Vice-Chancellor Prof. Kaku Sagary Nokoe Location Agbogba Junction, Greater Accra Region, Ghana 5°40′12″N 0°11′22″W / 5.6700961°N 0.1894283°W / 5.6700961; -0.1894283Coordinates: 5°40′12″N 0°11′22″W / 5.6700961°N 0.1894283°W / 5.6700961; -0.1894283 Campus Suburban area Website www.wiuc-ghana.edu.gh The Wisconsin International University College is one of the new private universities in Ghana. It is located at Agbogba Junction near Kwabenya in the Greater Accra Region of Ghana. It was established in January 2000[1] and is accredited by the National Accreditation Board as a university college certified through the University of Ghana and University of Cape Coast.[2] |
Either way, I still believe that the world will be a better place if men jack off a lot |
OH NO....not another one |
Instead of lynching or stripping, suspects should be made to listen to Tonto Dikeh songs for a whole day. Hell has no fury than the songs of Tonto on the airwaves. |
Some things are just wrong...simple |
if I may quote Tom Leykkis of Leykkis 101 fame on this, "DTB":DUMP THAT B..TCH!!! |
Senator Hope Uzodinma may be? LOL. So called Onwa of Omuma...Chairman Senate Committee on Aviation... |
I wish I have an answer for it. But I don't. Damned if you do, damned if you don't! Try collecting rent from tenants ...it will be one long story after the other. These freeloaders don't fear lawyers anymore. This explains why a good number of touts have found side jobs as rent payment enforcers (RPE). Some will even tell you that you are not the only ones they are owing OR worse, that even as rich as the Fed Govt is, it still owes money to entities. For them, that is the justification for owing you. Simple solution: Don't render any service until paid in full. I don't care what the client says. Who am I kidding? In Nigeria, it is easier said than done...b/c competition among contractors and service providers make them easy prey by these unscrupulous |
Entrepreneur! Entrepreneur!! Entrepreneur!!! You make it sound that any "Joe-Six-pack" can just go out there and make it as an entrepreneur. People should crosscheck their risk tolerance level, capital availability, and consider other unforseen circumstances that may prop up in the journey to becoming a "SUCCESSFUL" entrepreneur. Nothing good comes easy else everyone will be a "SUCCESSFUL" entrepreneur. The OP really makes entrepreneurship seem like a walk in the park. Do you know the failure rate of new start-ups? Do you have the capital base to sustain yourself in case things don't go as planned? If you took out some loans, how will you deal with loss of collateral? Any alternative means of survival if and if things go kabooom in your face? He/she who fails to plan, plans to fail. Being an entrepreneur is one of the most difficult endeavors any person would undertake. Not everyone has the knack for it. Period! |
Colossal waste of money! This is a pretty much a re-badged new generation Ford Explorer with extra bells and whistles. Land Rover needs to reinvent herself. |
It depends on what is more important to you: Number or Looks? |
FX99: U have said it all. For now, these r d best bets.[b]Do you know that you can buy a 2005 Range Rover and convert it to 2012 Range Rover Supercharged for extra $4000. Standing next to each other you can never tell the difference between the two SUVs unless you are a diehard car enthusiast (possibly from the interior). The difference is that the guy driving 2012 model paid $75,000 or more for his own while you (the cheap son of a gun) spent about $18,000 on yours. Guess what? I have delivered replica 2012 Range Rover for about $28,000 including shipping and clearing. With the exception of the owner, no one else knows that it was 2005 Range Rover. The point is: You must be honest and let people tell you exactly what they want. The buyer informed me that he liked the look of 2012 but could not afford it. I showed him samples of what could be done. When he saw the remodelled SUV, he could not believe it. He paid cash on delivery. All his friends still believe he drives a 2012 Range Rover Supercharged. Listen to your customers. One of the Nigerian movie stars is driving a remodelled 2006 to 2011 RR. I won't name anyone. Client confidentiality applies! Heck...what do I know? People just want to pretend to know more than they really know.[/b] |
[b]Tyor: Take a clue from gse-integrity and txswat's input and compare it with the garbage you wrote in reply to my post. Truth hurts. But I guess some people just want to learn the hard way.If there is anything I hate in life, it is deceit and dishonesty. I deliver cars to Nigeria every month. But I always tell potential buyers the price and let them inspect the cars first(when physically in Nigeria) before further negotiation(s) if necessary. Anything other than that is a speculative risk. I have had my own sad stories of many Nigeria businessmen/women promising more than they could deliver. As such, I will not want to subject anyone to such terrible "bait and switch" experience. If you noticed, I am new in this forum and had only advertised one car due to the circumstances surrounding the sale. I don't intend to advertise anymore cars here for some personal reasons. Please read txswat post and gain some knowledge before you commit your money to chasing the tail. I can teach you things you never know that existed about imported cars. When a car price is too good to be true, it probably is. And yeah! Carfax report does not necessarily tell you all there is about a car. Period.[/b] |
Some issues here...if your intention is to preorder a used car, you have to go there yourself to get exactly what you want. If you have to rely on someone else doing the purchase, the best you can get is "closest to desire". You should understand the human factors are not quantifiable. You should also know these facts: 1. No used car is in a perfect condition (that's why they are used). 2. The level to which you can trust your money to a stranger depends on your risk tolerance level. 3. Pictorial display of cars may not show all the details. Best bet: Get a visa and ticket and travel to get it yourself. OR Wait for some people with the resources to send cars down, inspect and then buy. OR Go to authorized dealers in Nigeria like Elizade, Coscharis, Toyota and buy a brand new one. |
[b]Apology? That is not an apology. Rather he emphasized his points. It is called backhanded compliments.[/b] |
I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS ONE PERSON THAT LOVES NIGERIA. WHAT FOREIGNERS HATE ABOUT NIGERIA IS WHAT NIGERIANS HATE ABOUT NIGERIA. ![]() |
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