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I was going to castigate the General until I saw the pictures of his wife...I refuse to comment https://img440.imageshack.us/img440/9500/944b8c46a269b7a5b962f83.jpg Compare with the mistress
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You missed one point: Their pockets are the last bus stops for money. To get the money to come out is like pulling a tooth. Nobody spends his way to wealth! |
The only positive side to the TV interview is that all those small boys that run their mouth when they hit small change got to hear a real man talk about money. Chief Maduka was throwing out numbers that could break a calculator. $30 million here, N21 billion there! Not someone that hits N10 million and we no go hear word. |
DailyNews: In midst of present global economy melt down and several other economy flaws happening in Nigeria and beyond, as an entrepreneur trying to rise to fame like other successful entrepreneurs you look up to as role models, what has been the greatest challenge you have encountered so far in your entrepreneurial journey? Now...my friend..you are talking reality. I continue to hammer it away for those who keep talking of enterpreneurship as if it is a walk in the park. In Nigeria, the odds are stack against you overtly and covertly. It is like going to a battlefield with both hands tied behind your back. |
What if PHCN does the obvious in the middle of the test? |
obalola7: Work Work Work...My brother..you couldn't have said it any better. I bought into invest in Nigeria stuff two years ago. I got burned really bad. While I waited to fight it out, it was the same folks I was supposedly helping that went out making mockery of my efforts. They even came up with the rumor that I was deported and that I was financially finished. After about 6 months, I packed up and left Nigeria without looking back. Like I always say, if it works for you..good luck! For me, no more business arrangement(s) with anyone in Nigeria. |
ChinenyeN: The orthodox understanding of 'Igbo language' is a weird one. According to the understanding, the various "dialects" of 'Igbo language' stand as a testimony of 'Igbo language'. So, as long as you speak any "dialect", you are claimed to be speaking 'Igbo language'. At the same time the idea of 'Igbo language' does not exist outside of its "dialects". Devoid 'Igbo' of its speech forms and you no longer have 'Igbo language'. So, in a simplified and contradictory explanation, all Igbo people speak Igbo, but no Igbo person really speaks Igbo language. It's weird. Wonders shall never end! Your name is Chinenye and you are a man |
DailyNews: There are even more left...theThere is no such person as Uzodinma of Orange Drugs. Check your sources |
THAT LIFE SUCKS!!! I WAS SUICIDAL WHEN I WAS MARRIED ![]() |
Jarus: To understand the message of a post is even difficult for some people, not to talk of identifying what sarcasm is.I tire o! |
With high incidents of lay-offs, I wonder why any banker will be making it rain when the job security that once existed in that profession is non-existent. No wonder on losing their jobs, they come here to cry that they have nothing to fall back on. What is with Nigeria ladies measuring love with e Can you name one person who spent himself to prosperity? Male bankers hold your wallet o! If your owo finish, all the love-peddlers (masquerading as lovers) will disappear and latch on to the next victim. Then, all you could do will be to look back in regret |
Yes and No! No, you cannot make N1 billion. But you can make a lot of money if you are healthy. This is how it goes.... You fast for 1 year. During the process, you contact all these foreign organizations with people waiting for organ transplants. You negotiate with them how much the recipients will be willing to pay for your kidney, heart, eyes,etc. Once, you got the prices down. Then make your immediate family member(s) the beneficiary. But make sure you get the contract in writing to avoid "bait and switch". It will be advisable to use the services of a good attorney. Then proceed with your fasting. Definitely you will kick over before one month. Voila! A lot of money you made. |
Sam Milla: Youbekeee!....oyibo!! ... grammar!!! webcalculator...this is your competition!!! ![]() |
the shock is that my fellow corps members were like i went to no school, employers don't employe graduates from state universities...webcalculator And you heard this from employers themselves? OR from folks who are about to be thrown into the supersaturated labour market? |
pythonwizpro :Who get time read this whole epistle? E pass WAEC Comprehension page sef....Say me de jobless ni? Nope abeg.. IF you refer to this article as long...I feel sorry for you. I will hate to believe that you are a student or that you ever saw the four walls of a University. Will it be fair to assume that you'd never picked up a novel in your life? |
One thing is sure----there will not be any armed robbery operation in Vono Street, Mushin for a very long time. Even armed robbers no wan die, let alone be barbequed. |
Wallie: Do you fabricate and weld in your garage also? There are so many things that I want to do but just don’t have the time and skills!Lol. They are called after-market/customized body kits.You buy, mount and paint. Expert finish highly suggested. |
sajawagu: To avoid buying a flood damaged car from US you have to cheek the vin number.It will only cost you about $39.99Carfax/VIN check is only good if they do the repairs at a place that tracks/reports the vehicle. If they take it to a "mom and pop" car repair, then more than likely the repair will never show on Carfax... especially if no Insurance claim is made against the repair. |
She has to up her game to be able to compete effectively and attract a naija dude. Abi you want make she marry a Ghanaian? Na joke o . ![]() |
Because hardwork is suffering. Work is difficult enough and you come add "hard" join am. Which part of "work" and "hard" don't you understand ![]() |
sajawagu: To avoid buying a flood damaged car from US you have to cheek the vin number.It will only cost you about $39.99Vin # may not give you latest information on any particular vehicle. |
Isn't it ironic that the ones doing the lynching and burning are rival thieves. Or do you think that respectable individuals are the ones doing the lynching? That's why they say "shine your eyes cos if u f...k up, other guymen go burn you". |
aguiyi: are u an fx trader, ur user name kind of points to it NO. I am futures trader specifically Crude oil. |
When Nnaji was fired, all of una clap and sang halleluja. You believed the Fed. Govt even though you are all aware of their penchant for deceit and lies. Now the chicken don come home to roast. Whither the constant power supply? You think privatization will make things better? Just like privatization of fuel importation? The same corruption that got the worst out of fuel importers (fraud and scarcity) and telecommunication companies (high tariffs) will rear its ugly head in these new energy companies. The result will be fraud, scarcity and high tariff. IT IS NOT YET UHURU! You better buy another standby generator. You ain't seen darkness yet. |
afam4eva: What is wrong with a flooded car? # justaskingElectrical components and rust. If a car has never given you electrical problem(s) you probably will not understand. |
Drock4christ:The same cars get shipped to the West Coast too at discounted prices. So buying from the West Coast does not guarantee anything. We see a lot here which is why California has lemon law to protect buyers from unscrupulous car salesmen. Be informed that used car salespersons rank high among hated people (in terms of the profession) in the USA next to lawyers and insurance sales agents. |
Some issues here: Has he bought the car yet? If yes, no need for refund. If No, refund may be applicable. If he buys the car now and it is a flood car. What can you do? Nothing! But to satisfy your curiosity....the easiest give away of flooded car which is very difficult to hide is the interior carpet. Some extreme detailing may hide other warning signs of mud. When you get the car, pry open the carpet and check for signs of mud. Nobody is meticulous enough to detail under carpet of a car...They hope buyers wont be knowledgeable enough to look. If mud exists under the carpet, oh well.... Either way, whatever the flooding did not destroy, Nigeria mechanics will. |
What is the best adjective to qualify your fiance? Distrustful! You answered your own question. |
If you were to be a mosquito and have to choose between two individuals: Person a) On condition imposed diet 0-1-0 (garri level) Person b) On 1-1-1 (+ extra) including 5-alive, chicken and other orishirishi. Which blood will you suck? Who no know better thing? Some people's blood is not worth the effort https://img694.imageshack.us/img694/5120/inhammer.png Yeah! that's me!! |
[b]Tips To Consider So what if your girlfriend is insisting on expenditures, how do you convince her to wait? Here are few tips: Let Her Know That You Are Not Ready You don’t have to be apologetic or timid about it, just let her know in no uncertain tone that you need some more time before you allow for such a level of intimacy. Tell her that expenses will take the relationship to a different level and you want to be sure that you are emotionally ready for it. If there is even the slightest of resistance in you, it implies that deep down you are not sure or that your intuition is warning you against it. Pay heed to this intuition and stand firm by your decision. Assure Her That Denial Is Not A Reflection Of A Lack Of Love Your girlfriend will question you if you are in love with her or not when you deny her demands. It’s quite a norm for girls to use the tool of “emotional” pressure, so she is bound to get a little cross with you and demand to know if the reason why you are denying expenses is because you are unsure of the relationship. You will need to convince her quite sweetly that this is not the case and that the relationship means a lot to you. You can tell your girl that you are waiting for the relationship to mature in terms of emotional bonding and closeness before you take it to the next level. Get Her To See This From Your Perspective A guy might feel hesitant about spending money early in the relationship because he feels that the girl might treat her differently once his money runs out. There are many instances when a girl's attitude changes completely once she feels she has “scored” with the mugu, this also leads to hollow relationships. Girls also tend to label a guy as a “maga” if he continues to spend money before closing the deal. [/b] |
[b]Considerations: What are your long term goals? Job security? Retirement benefits? My advice: Go back to wherever you come from and build your nest. You can always go back to Nigeria anytime (after you retire). Eg. Someone retired in USA with 70% of his income monthly receivable. Add 401k, social security, TSP,Roth IRA, Tra. IRA, etc. and the sum receivable at the end of the month is about $7,000. (N1,100,000/month) for doing nothing. He went to Nigeria to start a business. Good or bad...he can still live comfortably off of his retirement benefits. And this is under VA guide. Last time I saw him in City Park, Abuja...he was just chilling. Good for him. Can you say same of Nigeria? Even if you will be getting $2000 per month (N300,000/month)for the rest of your life, that is still a lot of cushion money to relocate to Nigeria. Think about it. Nigeria "may" offer a little bit of immediate gratification (which I doubt), but what is the outlook?[/b] |
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