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Truckpusher: smdh...if your damn relations are damn hungry and waits on you for survival? that doesn't mean every household in naija does the same my brother..you're just a deluded fellow leaving on food stamps that is high on crackLOL @ truckpusher! Frustration? I just came back from Nigeria 2 weeks ago. Boy oh Boy. For you NIN, I say " sorry oo..take heart" I now understand why people patronize drinking spots a lot in Nigeria....it is very difficult to be sober and sane there...so they use liquor to calm their nerves. Nigeria is the 20th saddest place to grow up in the world. Life expectancy in Nigeria is 47yrs which is why most NIN live for the moment. Did you say 401K, pension? NO! Some smart Alex will embezzle it and be given a lil slap on the wrist. The truth is that both NID and NIN are frustrated about Nigeria. |
Misconception! What you don't realize is that NID are the ones developing Nigeria. Those houses you see in most cities and believe that NIN don hammer actually were built by NID. If you check Western Union and Moneygram data, you will be amazed at what percentage equivalent of Nigeria GDP that NID contribute to Nigeria every year. If Nigeria is this bad with all the financial support coming from NID, I wonder what it would be if such support is withdrawn. Believe it or not, the little peace you enjoy in Nigeria today is being subsidized by NID. I will take my State for an example...if you drive through Awka, most hotels, hostels, new houses are owned by NID or politicians (in rare cases). |
Make: Legedez- Benz Model: 2LGS Model year: 2013. Engine size: 2.0L. Power: 1/8 hp. Torque: 10.ft-lbs Fuel type: Water/Alcohol. Induction: Air-aspirated nasal charged. Transmission: Continuous Variable speed Manual Transmission Drive configuration: 2LD (leg drive) |
Sagewood: Partnership can be a great way of achieving your business goals and developing real life skills.PURE TEXTBOOK! Sounds more like a paragraph from a thesis than real life Nigeria experience. Remember, there will never be any trust in partners in Nigeria. Loss will even be better....because if the business progresses...the more paranoia kicks in: If partner no murder you, im go poison you. Documents or no documents...na person wey dey alive dey go court |
Ijogz K: Who's pounding Yam in my chest? LWKMD |
[quote author=floodplain@ymai]Who in our political scene look just like BANCE?[/quote]skinny IYABO OBASANJO |
Asis: Up eagles,de are soaking up d pressure from burkina faso skinny IYABO OBASABJO!!! |
BANCE (BF) is one funny looking dude |
Na HALF FIELD BF dey play SE...no good ooo |
SE getting sloppy... |
One important advice I got from a financial adviser/mentor about partnership is: DON'T DARE!!! In Nigeria, the issues involved include but not limited to: 1. In the beginning, everything may be going well...but there is no long term good outlook. 2. If the business fails, you lose. 3. If the business progresses..how do you pull out if there exist inevitable conflicts? Parting ways may be on sour note and in some cases deadly. For single guys/girls, it may be a lot easier. But married partners may find out that instead of two people making decisions, it becomes four people or three people (if one partner is still single)....disaster waiting to happen! 4. Interests may not be permanent and come with challenges 5. Most Nigeria business ..and the issues go on.... |
OP..you are a freaking genius. A very good piece....Partnership in Nigeria is a murder waiting to happen adventure. |
mamathrice: Hello all. I need desperate advice.Be informed that whatever information the US Embassy has on you will be stored in their database till "His" kingdom cometh. If you have the money, just keep applying. But keep in mind that you are only playing a lottery. The Embassy will keep giving you diplomatic answers (like telemarketers) and expect you to figure it out. The toughest question to answer in the interview: What evidence do you have to prove that you intend to return to Nigeria after you get to the US? Nobody has an answer to this question. There is no right or wrong answer here. Possible answers: I have landed properties in Nigeria....so? I have families in Nigeria...so? I have a good paying job....so? I bla bla bla....so? This is where the VO's discretion kicks in. However, if you have $1,000,000 cash (or large chunk of cash) in your bank account....Bingo! WELCOME TO UNITED STATES! |
This Aguiyi guy is the ultimate dude! For some reason, the letter seems very real |
ortopazz: I cant believe that people are actually saying that Johnathan is at fault here, most blaming GEJ are not helping matters nt that it will aid him anyways. Nigerias politics has become a playground of grownup clowns juggling between themselves whose more st.upid or foo.lish ..blablablablabla... respect ur self old man, and best believe Abati ur becoming confused, naija is at where it is becos of ur glorified long sightedness....ediot.A bad workman quarrels with his/her tools...The problem is that GEJ has the tools (power)..but has no slightest clue on how to use it |
Not advisable for the sake of peace |
What an oxymoron? Models? I aint seen one in the pix I guess the rumour is true... Good looking girls go with fugly one to look best. Those ladies look like they have been doing justice to Big Stout |
This is what you get... when bad things happen to good people... |
moreeni: Chineke oooooooooooooo. When is our police academy going to start teaching police to shoot to disarm a suspect if the need arises instead of shooting to kill? I can only imagine the pain the victim's people will be going through right now.May God Himself reform the Nigeria Police!GUN 101: There is no such thing as shooting to disarm. The aim of shooting is to kill...if the victim survives, then his/her G(g)od is alive. |
It is easy to be emotionally carried away after watching DJango. But come to think of it, what has really changed? The part played by Samuel L. Jackson reminds me of GEJ, Okonjo Iweala, and other "house n...gz" The two slaves entertaining Leonardo Caprio reminded me of Nigeria and Biafra. The one slave eaten by dogs brings Ken Saro Wiwa and Dele Giwa to mind. Psychologically we all are their slaves! In doubt? Remember how Nigeria ministers and elites used to go to 'sing' for their master (US Ambassador to Nigeria) to curry favour as reported by Wikileaks. If that's not real life "Sam.L Jackson" moves, tell me what is. |
Did she study medicine or pharmacy or both? Just curious. I believe they are different disciplines. |
How fast were you going? I think G-lada to Lokoja is 1hr drive? |
This is a programming question for beginners! Nice try though |
Spyder880: I like your work. Please email me at chim_lou2001@yahoo.com. I have a fencing project for you somewhere in Anambra. I expect your email with contact # as soon as possible. |
Praying is a waste of time....if the charlatans believe in prayers, they wont be carrying on the way they do. The only prayers I will support is the one that pay them back 100 folds what they give to the masses. Any leader that gives misery...poverty...premature death...illness... should not expect anything less. Any leader that gives hope...peace...fulfillment....should not expect anything less. Let them receive whatever they give. All these I cite and conjure Shemhamforash, Eheye, Ayscher, Weatta, Elohey, Hareny, Yechuateche, Hagedola, Merof, Zarotey, Agla, Pedeny, Zye, Kotecha, Barach, Amym, Gedolym, Verachena, Aley, Weyazyloty, Mykol, Zara, Umikol, Ra, Schaday, Jehovah, Adonay, Zeboath, Yah, Elohim, Yeasch, Jepfila, Vay, Bearechet, Yomar, Ahaha, Ascher, Hithaley, Chuabothey, Lepha, Yehuel. to act as instructed. |
Two things are possible here: 1. Gov Chime is dead OR 2. He is grossly incapacitated (a vegetable). |
S/E is a no-go zone. Plan was to stay 5 days in the villa...but HELL to the NO! Went to the village, stayed 1 day and was out in a jiffy. ..back to Lagos (it is a lot easier to blend with the crowd in Lagos) No point co-mingling with murderers, murderers-in-waiting and wanna-be murderers. Umu Igbo, ife onye kotara, ya were isi ya buru. Unu pitosia ala Igbo, bianu ka ife di mma ka m fu. Unu ji aka unu egbu ndi nzoputa unu...TUfiakwanu!!! |
..that he is Madam Umbrerra's b_tch |
Men without game spend to impress women. I am a student of Leykkis 101. Google it. Take care of yourself and women will come...flaunt it but don't hand it out. Take them to nice places, treat them to nice restaurants. Don't buy any gifts including but not limited to clothes, electronics, etc. Just fulfill their fantasy. ...But if your intention is marriage, oh well... |
hardbody: .if anyone chooses to bring in a mopol or even soldiers, it's only a show of wealth and a level of higher possession of dough, not because anyone is kidnapping here, besides, we drink in the open air till 4 am,What a load of crap! Kidnappers do not waste their resources on riff-raffs. ... They have their targets---those who are worthwhile. Name one reasonable/responsible individual that drinks in the open in Nigeria till 4am. |
I don't know who to believe. The story get K leg. But on Anyanwu's version....coming from a Mbaise woman ....I reserve my comments |
Cusubaba: hahaha... I thought ur smart. Slowpoke ur gradually bringing yourself out, shut up there u Yoruba ugly deity apeAre you just trying to be ignorant or what? It is sad that people outside Nigeria have more updated security report about Nigeria than folks at home. We need to do better. Period! Ndi ori na ndi ama (spies) emego ala Igbo o buru ala ndi omekome. Nwa nza muta efewe ebe ebe, dinta amuta atu atu agba. A tuoro omara omara, a tuoro ofeke, ofenye isi n'ofia. I bu ofeke? |
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