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Celebrities › Re: Gifty: I No Longer Pick Soma's Calls by ivolt: 4:50pm On Jun 02, 2017
liftedhigh:
Gifty is just so Stupid & full of SHIT!
Comment you make when you are lifted high by dugs.
Islam › Re: Things That Do NOT Break The Fast - Ramadan by ivolt: 4:45pm On Jun 02, 2017
MakeWeTalk:
Being a good muslim one needs to obey the quoran.

The Quoran says after the holy months to go and kill.

Surah 9:5 - Quoran
Surat At-Tawbah [verse 5] - And when the sacred months have passed,
then kill the polytheists wherever you find them and capture them and besiege them and .

https://www.quran.com/9/5
Thumbs up, you are very knowledgeable.
Politics › Re: Africa's Week In Pictures: 26 May - 1 June 2017 by ivolt: 4:26pm On Jun 02, 2017
Chartey:
Why only the good? What about the bad which is actually the biggest story? Captain Mahama's lynching?
What do you need it for ?
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 4:23pm On Jun 02, 2017
modsfucker:
I doubt if you are adequately educated too. Kindly go through your comment again. I am sure you would detect some grammatical blunders in it.
If the chairman could detect and find the errors in the "quiry" letter he signed,
we wouldn't be having this discussion.
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 4:18pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Nay! I have actually wasted time on this incorrigible STARK ILLITERATE. From Almajiri to religion, all in a bid to change the topic from his pathetic English. You know what, I don't waste time on illiterates.
Don't run away yet, Almajiris may be uncivilized but are not cowards.
Go ahead and check the meaning of those words, trust me, you won't
die from trying.
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 4:08pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Stop changing the topic. We are talking about your pathetic English and you are diverting to religion. You need to look up the meanings of those words and stop being a STARK ILLITERATE that you are.
I see you are getting there, fortunately, you can't use sword or dagger through the internet.
Your entire state probably don't have a single dictionary and I advised you to use google,
why are you fuming over my simple suggestion ?
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 3:58pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Okay, yeah, I got the left-over to eat. But have you looked up the meanings of the words? If you haven't, pls do before throwing any other poo into my mention. I have answered your question, pls answer mine as well.
Stop being silly, I can't help your lazy ass do a simple task
as checking dictionary. I understand you may not have access
to a physical one due to your peculiar situation but you can always
google it.

How do you see your future when the only asset you have is
religion ?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 3:54pm On Jun 02, 2017
khalifahsparkles:
who denied what? abeg go wash your eye. I said it before. you lack understanding. and you are still spewing more thrash. please shift go front. thank you

before you shift I have gist for you. grin an Igbo man just accepted Islam in Ebonyi state this afternoon after jummah prayers. right in the mosque I prayed. grin

now you can now shift. good afternoon
That is none of my business, he may accept amadioha for all I
care, so long he doesn't marry his daughter off at age 6 and he
does not support violence.

An Igbo man's conversion cannot change your own reality and
guilty people always ask for "understanding".
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 3:45pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Everything was good. But you are a STARK ILLITERATE.
Don't dodge the question, what do you mean by everything ?
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 3:42pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Begging was good today. But you are a stark illiterate.
Did you get any left-over food to eat ?
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 3:40pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Illiterate, duck off my mention.
Almajiri boy, how was begging today ?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 3:39pm On Jun 02, 2017
khalifahsparkles:
please go and and study the Qur'an and study who you can marry and who you can't marry. thank God you finally admitted Zayd didn't come out of his loins.

about the issue of Aisha's age some say it's 9. others say it's 6. fact still remains that girls got married at a very young age in the time of old.

what I understand about that verse is that it is allowed to marry the wife of your adopted son "after they are divorced" so that's why Allah ordered our Prophet PBUH to marry her. he was afraid to do that because of what people like you will say. quote me when you have gained understanding.

good afternoon to you
So you have stopped denying that he did such horrible things ?
Actually, for muslims, there is no such thing as "time of old", muhammad
is seen as a perfect human to be emulated so anything he does is recommended
for all muslims.

That is why marrying underage girls and violent jihad is being practised
and defended by many muslims across the world. And you can't blame
them if muhammad did it, who dare question such act ?

Those who need "understanding" are the perpetrators of injustice not
their victims.
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 3:33pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Are you for real? You mean nursery school pupils should be referred to as students? Please what do they study in nursery schools? You can shout "Almajiri" from now till eternity, it doesn't absolve you of the word "illiterate". Meanwhile, before you throw any other junk into my mention, I will advise you to look up the meanings of the following; student, pupil and illiterate.
It is pointless arguing with an arrogant ignoramus.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Hope For A Graduate by ivolt: 3:03pm On Jun 02, 2017
Hassy4:
My dear, u need 2 hear my own story too. I think mine is even worst than Urz, I used to be called an engine boy, dt booking has turned me to be a tomboy lol. What differs mine 4rm Urz is I hav my parents and a special one consoling me always. Things are still hard for them Dou. Will I kill myself? No. Am a lady, hussle for job continua.... Am a 2012 graduate,5 good yrs after graduation,hmmm, best lady in my set, 2-1 Electrical and computer Engineering! With my CCNA and my little ICT experience, still nothing! I always pray for one major thing to my creator, "patience "!.so I can bear all.. .
Dear, go hussle software skills and learn, like coding or developing softwares... Those have great promises. All the best to us
Nice story, but are you a boy or a girl ?
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 2:56pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Fixed.
Many illiterates on Nairaland.
grin grin grin

Says the man who doesn't know the meaning of "illiterates"
and "student".

I understand that your Almajiri schools don't care
about the English language.

You can wallow in your ignorance for all I care as it appears
your situation can't be helped.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 2:54pm On Jun 02, 2017
khalifahsparkles:
I will not waste my time consulting Google because Google is neither the Qur'an nor tor the Hadith. It's neither a Muslim nor an Imam.

I won't also waste my time asking an Alfa because I know our Prophet (PBUH) married Aisha when she was 9. and I also know that girls got married very early in the days of old.
and I also know that he didn't marry his son's wife. his only son Kassim; died at childhood and he was never married.
It is funny that I had to lecture you about your prophet, he actually
had 4 sons in total(Qasim. Abd-Allah, Ibrahim and Zayd(the only adopted one)).


I initially thought you were pretending so I will help you out.

1. Aisha was married by Muhamad at age 6
here are the undeniable proofs

SAHIH AL-BUKHARI

Narrated Aisha:
The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became all right, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, "Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck." Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 234)

Narrated Hisham's father:
Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He stayed there for two years or so and then he married 'Aisha when she was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she was nine years old. (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 58, Number 236)

Narrated 'Aisha:
Allah's Apostle said to me, "You were shown to me twice (in my dream) before I married you. I saw an angel carrying you in a silken piece of cloth, and I said to him, 'Uncover (her),' and behold, it was you. I said (to myself), 'If this is from Allah, then it must happen.' Then you were shown to me, the angel carrying you in a silken piece of cloth, and I said (to him), 'Uncover (her), and behold, it was you. I said (to myself), 'If this is from Allah, then it must happen.'" (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 87, Number 140; see also Number 139)

Narrated 'Aisha:
that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death). (Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 64; see also Numbers 65 and 88)

SAHIH MUSLIM

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house at the age of nine. She further said: We went to Medina and I had an attack of fever for a month, and my hair had come down to the earlobes. Umm Ruman (my mother) came to me and I was at that time on a swing along with my playmates. She called me loudly and I went to her and I did not know what she had wanted of me. She took hold of my hand and took me to the door, and I was saying: Ha, ha (as if I was gasping), until the agitation of my heart was over. She took me to a house, where had gathered the women of the Ansar. They all blessed me and wished me good luck and said: May you have share in good. She (my mother) entrusted me to them. They washed my head and embellished me and nothing frightened me. Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) came there in the morning, and I was entrusted to him. (Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3309; see also 3310)

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) married her when she was seven years old, and he was taken to his house as a bride when she was nine, and her dolls were with her; and when he (the Holy Prophet) died she was eighteen years old. (Sahih Muslim, Book 008, Number 3311)

SUNAN ABU DAWUD

Aisha said: The Apostle of Allah (may peace be upon him) married me when I was seven years old. The narrator Sulaiman said: Or six years. He had intercourse with me when I was nine years old. (Sunan Abu Dawud, Number 2116)

Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
The Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him) married me when I was seven or six. When we came to Medina, some women came. According to Bishr's version: Umm Ruman came to me when I was swinging. They took me, made me prepared and decorated me. I was then brought to the Apostle of Allah (peace_be_upon_him), and he took up cohabitation with me when I was nine. She halted me at the door, and I burst into laughter. (Sunan Abu Dawud, Book 41, Number 4915)

Narrated Aisha, Ummul Mu'minin:
The Prophet (peace_be_upon_him) used to kiss her and suck her tongue when he was fasting. (Sunan Abu Dawud, Book 13, Number 2380)

SUNAN NASA‘I

… When Hadrat Aisha passed nine years of marriage life, the Holy Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) fell in mortal sickness… ‘A’isha was eighteen years of age at the time when the Holy Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) passed away and she remained a widow for forty-eight years till she died at the age of sixty-seven. She saw the rules of four Caliphs in her lifetime. She died on Ramadan 58 A.H. during the Caliphate of Hadrat Amir Mu‘awiya… (Sunan Nasa'i: English translation with Arabic Text, compiled by Imam Abu Abd-ur-Rahman Ahmad Nasa'i, rendered into English by Muhammad Iqbal Siddiqui [Kazi Publication, 121-Zulqarnain Chambers, Gampat Road, Lahore, Pakistan; first edition, 1994], Volume 1, p. 108)

SUNAN IBN-I-MAJAH

1876. ‘A’isha (Allah be pleased with her) is reported to have said: Allah’s Messenger (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) contracted marriage with me while I was (yet) a six years [sic] old girl. Then we arrived at Medina and stayed with Banu Harith b. Khazraj. I fell victim to fever; then my hair (of the head fell off (and became scattered). Then they became plenty and hanged down upto [sic] the earlobes. My mother ‘Umm Ruman came to me while I was (playing) in a swing alongwith [sic] my play-mates. She (the mother) called me loudly. I went to her and I did not know what he [sic] wanted. She seized my hand and stopped me at the door of the house and I was hearing [sic] violently until the agitation of my heart was over. Then she took some water and wiped it over my face and head. Then she admitted me to the house when some woman [sic] of Ansar were present in the house. They said, "You have entered with blessings and good fortune." Then she (the mother) entrusted me to them. So they embellished me and nothing frightened me but Allah’s Messenger (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) (when he came there) in the morning and they (the women) entrusted me to him. On that day, I was a nine years [sic] old girl."

1877. Abdullah (Allah be pleased with him) is reported to have said, "The Holy Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) married ‘A’isha while she was a seven years [sic] old girl and took him [sic] to his house as a bride when she was nine years old and he parted with her (after his demise) when she was eighteen years old."

According to Al-Zawa‘id its isnad is sahih in accordance with the condition prescribed by Bukhari, but munqata because Abu ‘Ubaida did not hear from his father. Shu‘ba Abu Hatim and Ibn Hibban mentioned him amongst the authentic and reliable authorities. Tirmidhi in al-Jami’ and al-Mazzi in al-Atraf (has expressed the same opinion). Nasa‘i has transmitted this hadith in al-Sughra from the hadith ‘A’isha (Allah be pleased with her). (Sunan Ibn-I-Majah, Imam Abdullah Muhammad B. Yazid Ibn-I-Maja Al-Qazwini, English version by Muhammad Tufail Ansari [Kazi Publications, 121-Zulqarnain Chambers, Gampat Road, Lahore Pakistan, first edition, 1995], volume III, pp. 133-134)

IBN HISHAM

He married ‘A’isha in Mecca when she was a child of seven and lived with her in Medina when she was nine or ten. She was the only virgin that he married. Her father, Abu Bakr, married her to him and the apostle gave her four hundred dirhams. (Ibn Ishaq, Sirat Rasulullah (The Life of Muhammad), translated by Alfred Guillaume [Oxford University Press, Karachi, tenth impression 1995], p. 792)
2. That he married his son's wife

Here is the quranic verse confirming the incident
When thou saidst to him whom God had blessed and thou hadst favoured, 'Keep thy wife to thyself, and fear God,' and thou wast CONCEALING WITHIN THYSELF what God should reveal, FEARING OTHER MEN; and God has better right for thee to fear Him. So when Zaid had accomplished what he would of her, THEN WE GAVE HER IN MARRIAGE TO THEE, so that there should not be any fault in the believers, touching the wives of their adopted sons, when they have accomplished what they would of them; and God's commandment must be performed. S. 33:37
Here you can see how Muhammad stylishly reject his son
so as to marry his wife.

I rest my case here, you can verify the other points yourself.

You can cross-check if you are allowed access to such books.
Career › Re: The Query Letter Given To An Employee Of Toro LGA, Bauchi State by ivolt: 2:37pm On Jun 02, 2017
nextprince:
Illiterate will soon blame typo. grin grin
A nursery school student knows the meaning of "illiterate",
it is unfortunate that you don't.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 12:04pm On Jun 02, 2017
khalifahsparkles:
all those things he said please point it out in the Qur'an or Hadith. if you can't please keep silent

if this world is a better place to you; eku better place
I will not waste my time beating a dead horse, a little google search
will help you but if it is too much trouble just ask your imam/alfa
at which age was Aisha married and whether Muhamad married his
son's wife(Zainab).
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 11:45am On Jun 02, 2017
BiggyB242:
They religion you instil in them is the path they will follow, most of us are in a religious path because that is the same path our parents took. There is only a few percentage of the population of the country that parents and kids have a different religion.

As for me any religion that is different from mine is a false religion. Therefore, I do not want my kids' mind being poisoned.
Was your great grandfather a christian ?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 11:44am On Jun 02, 2017
Tiny23:
Why not pick up the Holy Qur'an yourself,go through it and show me where you can see all what your friend posted,I recommend you read the English version. I don't engage in religious squabble ,I no get time for that. Peace!
You are probably one of the ignorant muslims, no reputable islamic scholar
will dispute any of the events related by the OP because they were based on
Quran and Sahih Hadiths.
But again, the world is a better place because most muslims know less than 1%
of what their religion teaches, if they were any smarter, the world will be boiling.
Politics › Re: Reps Propose Six Months Jail Term For Anyone Who Distorts Queues by ivolt: 11:36am On Jun 02, 2017
bishopkay:
These people are very mad. So that's the best they can come up with in that house right? Could someone please help explain to those fools up that chamber this isn't a military dictatorship of 1983¿

These useless jaundized pigs couldn't see bills on corruption to pass, couldn't sponsor bills that seek to industrialize the nation, that seeks to restructure this contraption called Nigeria. The only thing they could do is jail term for jumping queues. You see the way those men reason? I won't also be surprised if the pig is from the APC! It's just in them.
Stop ranting, think with your head,
we shouldn't excuse pick-pocket because armed robbers exist.
You want to live in a lawless and disorganised country, yet you
complain about everything.
Politics › Re: Reps Propose Six Months Jail Term For Anyone Who Distorts Queues by ivolt: 11:34am On Jun 02, 2017
I expect many lawless Nigerians to kick against this.
They stay on queue while in New York, London and Dubai,
but they find it hard to do so at home.
This legislation is on point.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 11:31am On Jun 02, 2017
BiggyB242:
I'm a Christian though, if she switches religion I will call off the union and secondly make such she has a little access to the kids to avoid her poisoning their mind- put them in a boarding school.
Poisoning ?
What are you afraid of ?
By your statement you agree that your religion
has no rational basis and your children must be indoctrinated and
prevented from accessing an opposing path.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Can You Do If Your Wife Switches Religion Against Your Wish? by ivolt: 11:28am On Jun 02, 2017
jmoore:
She wants to make heaven by being a Christian. I advise you to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and personal saviour too.

smiley
Will you make heaven ?
Politics › Re: There’s A Gang-up To Kill South-east Commission Bill – Deputy Minority Leader by ivolt: 11:26am On Jun 02, 2017
Odingo1:
What will you gain from lagos been only single state to be granted a special status huh huh huh huh, they have North development commission,NDDC,SE and SW can have their development commission also.
You people in Nigeria dont want that country to move forward, there is nothing wrong in making Lagos,Anambra and Kano a special status for development which the house did to Lagos Special Status bill, which is an excellent decision, with that development will spread in Nigeria.
Nobody kill the lagos status bill
What happens in Kano and Anambra is not Lagos's business.
I would have expected those south east senators to bring up
"Nigeria Development Bill", since you guys aren't greedy.
Politics › Re: There’s A Gang-up To Kill South-east Commission Bill – Deputy Minority Leader by ivolt:
Odingo1:
You people are very greedy,because another two state was added to lagos special status bill, you people become very angry,what did SW gain in lagos been the only developed state in Nigeria.
In South Africa they have so many developed cities.
A single state special status bill you call greedy,
what will you call the 5 states south east development bill ?
Life is about give and take which you people have refused
to accept.
Those who can't see beyond their nose end up biting their fingers.
Family › Re: Joe Abah Gives Men Tips On How To Treat Their Wives by ivolt: 9:00am On Jun 02, 2017
wadetaw202:
Mercy akhigbe wanted to pack out because her hubby wasn't having money again like before
Forget beer parlour gist, the financial status of mercy aigbe's husband has
not changed.
Even if your imagination is true, she won't wait to be physically abused
before leaving.
Men who rely on money to make marriage work, usually cry in their
old age, when they realise they have neither real friends nor allies.
Politics › Re: There’s A Gang-up To Kill South-east Commission Bill – Deputy Minority Leader by ivolt: 8:51am On Jun 02, 2017
Igbo need to learn diplomacy, when you scuffle other people's agenda(Lagos Special Status Bill),
you lose friends and support in your time of need.
Crime › Re: Man Steals Lagos Church's Fan To Buy Garri, Rice by ivolt: 10:11pm On Jun 01, 2017
arewaboy01:
fqck dat sh*t

who are d real criminals in dz country
Whoever the criminals are most Nigerians tolerate and worship them,
leaders are not aliens, they are reflections of their people.
Education › Re: 13 Evils Of Boarding School, Why You Must Raise Your Children From Home by ivolt: 10:05pm On Jun 01, 2017
snowblaq:
Your child can be with you 24/7 and you would still have no idea what goes on with them or in their minds...especially these generation kids....
You are right, but I think it is much worse when kids have other "parents"
with unlimited access to groom and influence them.
In parenting, little things can have grave consequences.
Crime › Re: Man Steals Lagos Church's Fan To Buy Garri, Rice by ivolt: 10:03pm On Jun 01, 2017
kenny987:
Na all of dem follow for supporters club o! Thank God it is touching everyone! The hunger no let church people sef show mercy.

However rather than escalate it to this level, church authorities should have taken him in, verified his story and if found to be true, mobilised funds and sorted him out. With that they could effectively speak the Word of God to him, get him to repent and then provide him some kind of job...it's a shame really.
Appeasing criminals is never an effective crime fighting strategy.
Politics › Re: Akon Ikpeme: Judge In Bribery Scandal With Melaye Removes Photo From Her Profile by ivolt: 9:58pm On Jun 01, 2017
Ajewealth123:
you could make your point without looking like an untrained idiot.
Why the insult? The post is about a female and I make my comment based on it. If a man was mentioned,I will equally say the same.
Name 10 women who held a very crucial position in Nigeria who was not or wasn't corrupted
Just name 1 male top government official who hasn't been involved
in corruption in Nigeria.

You are surely a dumb ass if you can't connect simple ducts, just show me
one post where you condemned a male corrupt politician and blamed his gender for it.

I know it is difficult wrapping your head around your hypocritical
thinking, you are just another bigot rejoicing in ignorance and delusion.

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