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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:21pm On Jul 17, 2020
Bigleaf1006:
If the same guy completed the trip quiker than estimated or rider aborts Midway and he still got his fare.

He will be shouting here to high heavens that indriver is the best creation after slice bread undecided
[color=royalblue] Emotions are never part of business

Yes, we can apply them, but we should never conclude that they are standards

I'll be grateful if a rider gives me something extra after spending hours on Indriver, but it isn't wickedness if no mercy drops fall from their pocket[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:10pm On Jul 17, 2020
Bigleaf1006:
Did you just say what am seeing? shocked

You are doing well!!
[color=royalblue]Like...I don't even know if I should laugh, cry, vex, spit, ....

How can you tell someone to pay 15k a week for rental? That's so inconsiderate

When compressor spoil, you go still call partner
When tyre burst, you go still call partner
When servicing reach, you go still call partner

Inside 15k? Habaaa

There are suggestions that even the Almighty can't help but shake his head.

Covid-19 has come to stay...
It's not leaving tomorrow or next month.
Enough of the pity party

Yes, I agree for negotiations from the usual, but 15k is just unfair[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:01pm On Jul 17, 2020
Gentlelife50:
Not true Bro, you didn't agree the price irrespective of how long the trip will take .
They work with current road conditions when calculating fares, so if you take the trip and it took much longer than expected to complete it the rider is suppose to be considerate otherwise he or she is just being wicked.
Simple, if he had begged the driver and truly don't have anything to add it's understandable but insisting on what was initially agreed means the rider is simply being insensitive and that's wickedness.
I ask again assuming it took you the whole day to complete the trip nkor? Probably because the road were totally blocked, so the rider will say because it's indriver he will still pay what was agreed initially?
Haba
[color=royalblue]If you enter a bus from Oshodi to Ajah and you paid #500

And the bus uses 5 hours to get there. Do you add anything for the driver?

If no? Is it wickedness[/color]
Christianity Etc › Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by izzou(m): 5:54pm On Jul 17, 2020
LebenNG:
where is the insult? insecure men everywhere.
[color=royalblue]And where did I say you insulted me?

Comprehension has always been a major problem in our society[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:01pm On Jul 17, 2020
[color=royalblue]I think it's better to advise people to leave this hustle for now, instead of telling them to pay 15k for rentals..[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 10:25am On Jul 17, 2020
InfinityEstates:
Please who has an idea of the costs for Corolla '06 Fender (Passenger side), Bumper, Headlamp, Radiator fan casing. I need to compare prices.

CC: z et al
[color=royalblue]So,

Headlamp: It is scarce sha. Someone told me 20k, but the rest told me 23k. I don't know if the 20k person is sure

Fender: They don't sell only one side. The price for both is 19k, but someone said I may see the passenger side for 14k...So it's best I buy both

Bumper: I saw 14k and 15k respectively

Radiator casing: They said it's radiator coat they know and it's 9500...I don't know if that's the casing...Help post the pictures biko[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:34am On Jul 17, 2020
MrMan78:
Thanks so much Boss,
I was told to take minor maintenance which is understandable, and major maintenance will be shared. The car engine and transmission usage are on average.
[color=royalblue]The car's engine and transmission is average

Major maintenance will be shared

My advice:
A good name is better than riches. Don't take the car. If a major issue comes up in your First week, and you can't fund your part, you'll be known as the bad driver that damaged their car


It's just an advice oh..... There could be better options smiley[/color]
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by izzou(m): 10:22pm On Jul 16, 2020
Ishilove:
LMAAAAO! Did I actually name him that?? cheesy

Ishi ehn, you are never serious cheesy
grin cheesy
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:25pm On Jul 16, 2020
MrMan78:
Honourable Members, please I need an advice on how much to take up a weekly rental car a Nigerian Used Honda Civic 2007 to use on ehailing platform. Please I need sincere advice and views from Partners and Drivers. Urgently.
Thanks so much.
[color=royalblue] Sincerely bro, I saw your mention since morning, but I've been finding it difficult to advise you

You need to consider some factors. I think they are more important than just asking outrightly what you should pay

Is the car in good condition?
Who's responsible for servicing?
What's the ratio for maintenance sharing?

These few questions and more should guide you on what to pay

I hope you have an experience on this job. If no, please take that into consideration

So sorry for the late reply

[/color]
Romance › Re: Dear Ladies, Please Avoid Stingy Guys. by izzou(m): 7:35pm On Jul 16, 2020
Ishilove:
You made too much sense. grin

To all my extremely stingy boyfriends: this is a wake up call for all of you to sit up. angry
[color=royalblue]I thought I just sent you money to fix your Brazilian hair and nails just last week?

What sort of ungratefulness is this one? angry

And please remove Thursday Erakpotorbor's name from the list angry[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:39am On Jul 16, 2020
InfinityEstates:
Not too late boss. If you have any reliable contact to help me purchase the items and send them over, it would be appreciated.
[color=royalblue]I don't have any contact oh

But will be there in the market for something else though

So, I'll look for them, post the pictures and the prices here for you to see.
If you're okay with it, then na to arrange for the purchase.

How about that?

No be Tokunboh oh, na new ones dem dey sell for here [/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:00am On Jul 16, 2020
InfinityEstates:
Please who has an idea of the costs for Corolla '06 Fender (Passenger side), Bumper, Headlamp, Radiator fan casing. I need to compare prices.

CC: et al
[color=royalblue]Friday is the next market day

Is it too late to check?[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:03pm On Jul 15, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Good bro

How your day go
[color=royalblue] Today's traffic was something else

Lagos don tire me sad[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 7:56pm On Jul 15, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Baba owfa cheesy
[color=royalblue]I dey bro..

How your end? cool[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 7:31pm On Jul 15, 2020
eph12:
Because of two lines you wrote 15 lines of shalaye? Tough cheesy grin
[color=royalblue]Yeah

But what's tougher is that you'll win your remaining games and still remain FIFTH[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 7:22pm On Jul 15, 2020
eph12:
cheesy
I am tired of Twitter honestly grin grin
[color=royalblue]I just don't understand what's happening to you United fans

Make Una let everybody rest na. grin

This was how y'all were jumping upandan till a descendant of Obafemi crushed your hopes grin
. Una still no gree rest

We will be here when you guys will begin another wailing and gnashing of teeth[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 6:57pm On Jul 15, 2020
BlueRayDick:
Do u also "heart" Jorginho BackPassinho huh
[color=royalblue]I quoted you wrongly

It was Mukinatu's babydaddy I wanted to quote[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 6:38pm On Jul 15, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Our bluuus let's accept the Fact

We can't beat Manu in the upcoming FA cup fixture

Let us focus on positive football abeg
[color=royalblue]You again? undecided[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 5:58pm On Jul 15, 2020
airmark:
Since this picture will lift you out of the great depression that Obafemi punched you into, i have liked and shared this post.
grin grin grin

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:19pm On Jul 15, 2020
omorkelly:
I hail you all, pls we all should be careful on the personality we pick on offline rides.
Picked some guys on uber trip at Ikeja Shopping Mall yesterday. Close to destination on Ipaja road at that command-Ayobo junction, some policemen stopped me and asked me to park. Started searching everywhere.
ME : Oga, you didnt even request for particulars/license
POLICE: No we dont have issue with you but your riders. We received a tip earlier bla bla bla.
I now realized i have a yahoo boy, his brother and two girls as my riders. I was made to turn back even follow a one way to reach their station.
Trip ended at 2400 but guy couldn't pay as all their phones had been seized. Though he promised to get back later after settlement with polce but he hasn't yet. I want to give him a little more time.
Gentlemen be cautious always!!!!
[color=royalblue] Hopefully he'll pay

Next time, insist on collecting your money before any issue. Even SARS( the ones I've encountered) will ask the arrested to settle you first, before they start draining him

Or what has his phone got to do with your 2400?
Let me guess... Transfer, right?

Okay oh undecided

Give him some more time, and then you can table his matter her for further village deliberations grin[/color]
Christianity Etc › Re: A Christian Woman Should Not Include Her Father's Name To Her Husband's Name by izzou(m): 8:20am On Jul 15, 2020
LebenNG:
[s]As if its a bad thing... How does submittingvro a husband resort to changing her name?, where is it written in the bible she should change her name?, kindly quote. Thank you.

Is it wrong to honour her father?, no father will feel dishonoured by that, except he feels he is not worth it... what of men that honour their own mothers, and put their mothers above their wives, if they have the chance they will definitely bear their mothers names and even impose it on their wives and children. [/s]
[color=royalblue]If you learn to respect people's opinion, the world would be a better place

Did I say it's a bad thing? No
Did I insult Banky for allowing that? No

I have no issues with whatsoever way you decide to run your life. It's not my business, okay?[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 10:29pm On Jul 14, 2020
grin grin

[color=royalblue] Brethren, may we share the grace please grin

[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:02pm On Jul 14, 2020
[color=royalblue]I open tonight's match in the name of the Father, the Son and the Spirit.

embarassed[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 6:44pm On Jul 14, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Leave me alone angry

I Dey on my way to watch our darling bluuss tonight cheesy cheesy
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 6:13pm On Jul 14, 2020
[color=royalblue] Nezzjnr lipsrsealed[/color]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 5:13pm On Jul 14, 2020
donjazet:
As usual, gross stupidity and ignorance at display.
Ignorant people will always display their stupid beliefs.
If the headline is to be believed, so because the ambulances brought to transport the dead body developed fault, it automatically means the dead person is responsible. huh embarassed lipsrsealed

Stupid displays like these can only be seen in Africa where ignorance reigns supreme and the masses are so gullible to believe rubbish.
cheesy cheesy grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:12pm On Jul 14, 2020
Crvrider:
Reminded me of what happened yesterday.

Picked up 3young ladies headed for idumota market from ipaja. Relied heavily on the map, so I took the exit at under bridge, turned at akowonjo round about, climbed the bridge and headed towards agege, through Ikeja, oworonshoki na so I face 3rd mainland bridge like no mans business.

On the bridge, the app was just rerouting. Na him I swallow spit like what the fk? Me when no no road for Lagos.

Last, last na apongbo I go see myself. Has anyone ever experienced this on 3rd mainland bridge?

And by the way, for those who know, where would I have exited from the bridge?
[color=royalblue]When you get to the end of 3MB, you would have climbed up, like you wanted to make a U-turn, but instead of coming down, keep going straight..

You can make a U-turn under Carter bridge and enter Nnamdi Azikiwe

Na so I take dey enter Idumota oh[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:43pm On Jul 14, 2020
AngryIgboDon:
The horrible stories I have been reading while on incognito mode has been making me laugh so hard.

Many of you are still yet to understand why Lagos state is the only state in the world their welcoming sign board is; "THIS IS LAGOS." Other states I visited are usually "Welcome to Accra, Welcome to Doha, Welcome to Legon, Welcome to Abuja, Welcome To Addis Ababa, Welcome to Onitsha, Welcome To Asaba". But only Lagos is the state I have seen "This is Lagos".

From the moment I stepped foot into Lagos the first time 20 years ago, I have always understood that sign as; "This is Lagos. Shine your eyes"

Aside driving people from point A to B, how do you guys manage to develop an inter-personal relationship with total strangers suddenly?

Only on this thread have I read stories of drivers following riders home to sleep in their houses due to offline contracts. For how much kwanu?

I also saw one that said that the rider was "so good" that he had to tell her not to pay? undecided undecided undecided Can you imagine? grin grin grin All these Lekki girls with juju buried deep in their epidermis... I hail una jazz man cheesy cheesy cheesy

The Twitter guy scam is similar to what nearly played out on our own luxurydriver here. He met one who might have promised him mansions in the sky grin grin grin. But it ended in premium tears.

Scroll up a little and see one already telling humongous stories of how his current client "is shedding tears of joy" after listening to old blues. Oga DJ jimmy jatt abi neptune, I hail oo. You even had the moral to be licking Yoghurt the so called woman that looked Frenchie offered you grin grin grin.... Just Laidat.

Thats how stories that end in premium tears begins.... Lets be watching
grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 2:18pm On Jul 14, 2020
Unlimited22:
Izuchukwu you no well o grin
[color=royalblue]That boy no let us rest for here

Him wahala too much grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 11:18am On Jul 14, 2020
Griffon:
These two lines are crazy. Boy you're an idiot grin grin grin
Nezzjnr:
A very big one at that cheesy
grin grin grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m):
northbird:
D driver was blinded by the outrageous fare he bargained, he was outsmarted.

Personally, I don't get moved by anyone bragging. Talk is cheap. If you have DT kind of money, you shd have an android phone wt a bank app that transfers n not using third party ATM.


riders asking whether I have money , d response is No. Even if its obvious.

Cos I'm not your bank.
[color=royalblue]Very simple, Brother

Very simple[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m):
Nezzjnr:
Your signature funny gan cheesy cheesy
[color=royalblue]O ye Nezzjnr, the Scummite

What doest thou here? Shouldest thou not be with thy brethren, wearing sackclothes and ashes?

Be gone, we pray thee.

Fifth thou came from, and fifth thou shalt return
grin[/color]

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