₦airaland Forum

Bigleaf1006:
Must have promised him some castles in the sky

Sure the driver too was already planning how he would scam the scammer

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You dey mind am?

Your job is to move him from A to B. Which one be make I use your ATM? Help me pay for this and that?

Drivers should start applying wisdom. Yahoo boys don dey exploit every means.

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nwizu042:
This is unbelievable. I am speechless.
He must have jazzed the driver.

[color=royalblue]Nahh.. He didn't jazz anybody

The driver was driven by Greed

Anybody who can pay 1.5 million in your account, so as to spend with your ATM, can easily withdraw it and spend too.

Uber drivers should always know that your contract with a rider is to move from point A to point B. Anything outside that is at your own risk.

The driver was just trying to be greedy

He really learnt the hard way [/color]

Nezzjnr:
Nairaland was down last night in my location so I couldn't access my account

[color=royalblue] There's this Further Mathematics tutorial I found on YouTube. The guy is a professor.

You'll need it especially in this trying times.

I dey come Festac today. I go borrow you the Casio calculator wey I use last week.

You go need am. I gat your back bro [/color]

Nezzjnr:
My fellow Bluuuus where una dey

Abeg when we dey play Utd for FA cup....

E be like say United go complete Quadruple on top our head this season

[color=royalblue]E get one link wey I wan send you bros [/color]

Griffon:
You didn't add sacrifice and faith clergyman.

[color=royalblue] You're not far from the truth[/color]

[color=royalblue]In Afrodoc2 voice

Otem be praised

Atum be highly praised

Haq Haq Haq Haq [/color]

[color=royalblue]Nezzjnr

Bia e'bea osiso [/color]

biomustry:
Jss1 in 2004, guy e no balance

SirWhiteFish:
wow two hands in the air for you oo.

I was in SS1 as at 2004

[color=royalblue]I was in JSS2 in 2004

What an unbalanced life [/color]

Nezzjnr:


I don save the pix in case of future occurrence

All these Night workers don cast our Festac finish

[color=royalblue]All those girls for Heaven's?

Festac na hustling ground for Oloshos now [/color]

Nezzjnr:
Baller nibo

You still dey Lagos??

Festac dey call you ooo

[color=royalblue]Ballers naa

Abi you no Sabi say na sure gee be that guy?

I go fall in Festac soon. Make I hustle legitimately, so I can surpass Hushpuppi [/color]

Emaprince:
Brooooo.... I have no prob with lamps. Na the stupid players in that team.

I have a serious problem with lads like abraham and kepa. I hate both with passion.

However, even if we relegate, I will pick lampard twice any day to manage the club till the end.

I have never loved any sportsman the way I love that man

[color=royalblue] Chelsea should just count their loss on Kepa and move on

Karius cost Liverpool their chance to win the UCL. Klopp bought Allison the next season, and they carried it.

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[color=royalblue]The Policemen on that Orile bridge usually extort car owners there.

They cook up unbelievable offenses like changing lanes, then drive you into National Theatre to extort you

I hope the private Investor chases their dirty asss from there[/color]

Nezzjnr:
Free basic

So people still dey claim wetin dey no be

Fine bro....How about Yours

Just coming back from FHA

[color=royalblue]Lol
I no know about that one. He could be a baller you know

A low key one.

FHA...One day I go control you make we see. I just enter Lagos two days back

Went for one small hustle like that[/color]

Emaprince:
Chelsea now don turn to Nigeria who hopes that their competitors lose in order for them to have a chance of making it to a tourney. Smh

[color=royalblue]So annoying

Na to dey hold Casio calculate dey add and subtract.

But still, I think Lampard tried sha. If you look how we arrived here, he has been okay.

Na to give am time[/color]

Nezzjnr:
Werey

[color=royalblue]1% battery
Free basics.

Let me not talk this evening.

How your side? [/color]

seankafor:
Just look at

[color=royalblue]Charge the phone na [/color]

[color=royalblue]This country cannot be redeemed....We are now known as the heartbeat of fraud

Gambling and Fraud has increased tremendously over the past few years. No wonder importation of cars, Hotel business and Bet9ja shops are everywhere....Very sad

Even our Anticorruption boss is being probed for corruption...This country is a disgrace.

I wonder how the next 50 years will look like [/color]

SaintHilary:
Irony Of Life

Ishilove:
I know signs, and there were never any to start with

jaymejate:
Hi everyone, good morning and happy Sunday.

Please, if I go to the Lastma office tomorrow to get the Lasdri card, will I get it the same day?

You replied would be appreciated.

[color=royalblue]Yes

Try and get there early....7:30am to 8am

The earlier, the better[/color]

raumdeuter:
Did they hit Zouma with a standstill ring for the 2nd goal? Abi he is waiting for Benteke again

[color=royalblue]But do you guys really think Moove didn't do a proper research before they rolled out this plan?

I think they have something under their sleeves. While some are thinking they'll be out of business, I'm thinking they may be staying.

Time will reveal everything sha.[/color]

Ishilove:
My dear, e shock me too. I didn't know whether to laugh or whether to be angry. Funny enough he is still insisting that I am a 'shameless stalker'.

People often say there are psychos on the internet and I never believed until I encountered brother Driggity

[color=royalblue]Just when I was thinking this was a divine sign from above

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Phargbemmy:
Urgent one Family, I need a car to drive on Bolt/Mykab/Uber. Am dropping this one I drive by Monday. Owner sold it. I have been driving for a year now and I have paid out #1m+ as deliveries.

I wouldn't mind to try out again on HP if available but rental too isn't bad to keep the family institution moving.

I stay along Alimosho axis and am a responsible father of 3.

Please if you have an offer for me, kindly consider the Pandemic at pricing.

07068981798(Whatsapp/calls)

Thanks.

[color=royalblue]Moove is giving out brand New cars

You might want to consider them[/color]

Ishilove:
The Driggity guy is mentally unsound. He accused me of stalking him in guest mode.

[color=royalblue]What did I just read?[/color]

Ishilove:
Sugar tongued you

[color=royalblue]Ishi, Ishi

Where's that Driggity guy? What happened to what God wants to join together?[/color]

donjazet:
Lampard brings in Rudiger. Without him we conceded 4 goals. I've always said that Rudiger is better than all our current defenders. We need a new world class center back to complement him or at least maintain a stable partnership with one of them.

[color=royalblue] Tonight has been annoying, but I just had to go back and read your comment again

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[color=royalblue]Pope has been very impressive today.

Meanwhile, why is Liverpool playing like they need to win the league?

Abi na 104 points dem dey chase[/color]

Slickleo:
Dat road don't have competitor for over 10years, still topping chart in West Africa

[color=royalblue]A container truck fell on another flatbed truck after the Agbara bridge.

Today makes it the 4th or 5th day that it happened. I have not seen any LASEMA or FRSC trying to remove that mess.

The stupid construction company (WE Construction) that is incharge of the road have stopped. In front of gate, you'll see different trucks and trailers falling over each other there.

That's why when I see anyone saying Lagos has good road. I can only assume two things

1)The person does not live in Lagos
2) If he does, he does not move around in Lagos.

This Lagos-Badagry is the worst. And it's the link to other African countries.

No wonder, Ghana dey roast us small small[/color]