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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh's Son Laying Hands On Her Head, As He Prays For Her by izzou(m): 8:58am On Aug 07, 2018
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And who took the picture for the gram? grin

You?
The little boy?
An angel from heaven?
The eediot that helped you guys arrange this lie for the gram? grin

Tonto, stop disturbing us with your loneliness Abeg
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Accused Of Sleeping With South African Pastor, Shepherd Bushiri For by izzou(m): 8:51am On Aug 07, 2018
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I pray this isn't true, but these kind of stories happen on a daily

I remember my guy back then: Noah. He was a fellowship pastor but the guy dey lodge babes for hotel overnight for drilling purposes. I usually laugh when I see other students coming to him for prayers and he should lay hands on their heads grin grin

So many wolves in Christianity. Stories like these no dey shock me sef grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Campaign Posters Of Rev. King Flood The Streets Ahead Of 2019 Election. Photos by izzou(m): 8:46am On Aug 07, 2018
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This country is cursed grin

It's a punishment being a Nigerian. What have we done to deserve this? grin

From a useless government, to fake pastors, to gullible citizens.... Chai grin
Politics › Re: Sokoto Electorate To Commence Recall Of Defected Lawmakers – CCSS by izzou(m): 8:51pm On Aug 06, 2018
buhariguy:
although I can't compare the level of my faith with yours,
I am a fanatic Christian.
Noted

You now have my permission to commit suicide grin
Romance › Re: Bridesmaids Cry For The Groom And Bride On Their Wedding Day (Photos) by izzou(m): 8:17pm On Aug 06, 2018
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No be you dem dey marry, you come dey cry angry

Unless say somebody die, I no know why I go dey cry for wetin I suppose dey happy.

Mtcheeew angry
Politics › Re: Sokoto Electorate To Commence Recall Of Defected Lawmakers – CCSS by izzou(m): 8:11pm On Aug 06, 2018
buhariguy:
and the jobless aggressive lazy idiotic pigs of Biafra call themselves Christians.
Its Muslims that are forbidden to take alcohol

I take it responsibly. Please kill yourself if it annoys you cool
Politics › Re: Sokoto Electorate To Commence Recall Of Defected Lawmakers – CCSS by izzou(m): 8:08pm On Aug 06, 2018
Sirjamo:
There is no way Buhari is joining your brains in retirement, not until 2023!
A man my grandfather's age shouldn't be suffering like this. He needs to rest.

I love Buhari so much I'd love him to rest
Celebrities › Re: 2Pac's 1996 BMW 750il That He Was Shot In; See How Much It Is Being Sold by izzou(m): 5:03pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Abeg make them give me the car make I use am do Uber angry

Who go buy this one for #540 million? huh
Politics › Re: Sokoto Electorate To Commence Recall Of Defected Lawmakers – CCSS by izzou(m): 4:59pm On Aug 06, 2018
IllegalMoney:
Correct guy

1 bottle of Goldberg for you
I prefer Life bros cool
Politics › Re: Sokoto Electorate To Commence Recall Of Defected Lawmakers – CCSS by izzou(m): 4:56pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Whats all these noise for?

Shebi they will contest in 2019? Why not just vote them out?

I really do not care who governs Sokoto sef. My own Na make we all gather and help Buhari live long by giving him a befitting retirement plan in 2019

Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Suspect Arrested In Thailand After A Wild Chase By Police by izzou(m): 4:51pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Again? angry

Again? angry angry

Romance › Re: Letter To Future Wife!!! by izzou(m): 4:50pm On Aug 06, 2018
Martin0:
mehn na so e dey be oogrin
I'm just trying to retire and start my own firm. Then I can now start my journey grin

My wife and children, especially my children cannot come and suffer anyhow oh.

But marriage dey fear me seriously grin
Politics › Re: Godswill Akpabio Visits Bola Tinubu In Abuja After Meeting With Buhari In London by izzou(m): 4:43pm On Aug 06, 2018
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I think the Ballon d'Or of politics should be given to Bukola Saraki

The guy left with every single soul in his state save the spy he left for the APC to masturbate on

Akpabio should have established himself as a mini god in politics before decamping. But then, what do I know? grin
Romance › Re: Letter To Future Wife!!! by izzou(m): 4:42pm On Aug 06, 2018
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I love this smiley

Sometimes, I always feel this rush to get married. But then, my financial condition and the thought of making the mistake of spending the rest of my life with the wrong person brings me back to reality grin grin

Events › Re: Busty Lady Celebrates Her 24th Birthday, Nigerians React (Pics) by izzou(m): 4:26pm On Aug 06, 2018
pocohantas:
smiley
grin grin grin grin grin grin

You no well

Walahi

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Sports › Re: Help, I Promised My Nephews PS4 Without Confirming The Price by izzou(m): 4:24pm On Aug 06, 2018
aaronson:
Bros, you funny, your post reminds me of a funny news my sister said yesterday night.

She said, She know a couple who actually went to LAPO to get loan to finace thier wedding. Your comment just triggered me to remember lol.
Loan to finance what? cheesy grin grin grin grin




Don't kee me with laugh Abeg grin grin grin grin
Events › Re: Busty Lady Celebrates Her 24th Birthday, Nigerians React (Pics) by izzou(m): 4:22pm On Aug 06, 2018
pocohantas:
Look at the second picture, the one with her hands by her waist. She is young. Trust me, there are make-up artists that will touch those your friends...they will look 38. I personally stopped using red lipsticks because they make me look OLD, like OLD grin.
Pictures of your lips now.......











Or...............












You know the rest cool
Events › Re: Busty Lady Celebrates Her 24th Birthday, Nigerians React (Pics) by izzou(m): 3:56pm On Aug 06, 2018
pocohantas:
She does look 24 to me. Women actually mature faster than men in various ways...looks, emotionally, etc.

Take off her wig, replace with braids.
Give her a simple knee-length gown.
Remove those karashika nails.
A simpler earring... and you'll see lots of difference.

But babes no dey gree, once they write WAEC finish, they'll put petals relaxer on their hair. Fix eyelashes, nails, makeup...etc.
Those things make one look more MATURE aka OLD.
I have 27 year olds as friends

They don't even look this way. Her face looks far from 24.

But then, she could be 24. And those nails she fixed looks disgusting lipsrsealed
Events › Re: Busty Lady Celebrates Her 24th Birthday, Nigerians React (Pics) by izzou(m): 3:37pm On Aug 06, 2018
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Funny enough, it's women like her that are doubting her age. If it was men now, English for full everywhere

But she looks matured though. I wonder how she will be when she turns 30
Sports › Re: Help, I Promised My Nephews PS4 Without Confirming The Price by izzou(m): 3:17pm On Aug 06, 2018
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10k? grin

How could you promise something you don't have any idea about?

Next time, be careful. grin

Now take a loan of #150k and do the needful. grin
Politics › Re: IPOB Members Storm Abuja House In London To Protest Against Buhari. Photos by izzou(m): 12:11pm On Aug 06, 2018
sarrki:
Did you see me write that ?
Choose your words wisely bro
Me and you no dey drag anything
Politics › Re: IPOB Members Storm Abuja House In London To Protest Against Buhari. Photos by izzou(m): 10:57am On Aug 06, 2018
sarrki:
One of the best comments from Ene.....ies of the state
Because my opinion is different from yours now makes me an enemy of the state?
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Man Marries Lady Who Said She Can't Say I Love You To Any Man by izzou(m): 9:35am On Aug 06, 2018
pocohantas:
Refurbished virgin abi follow-come? undecided
Follow come angry angry angry
Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Man Marries Lady Who Said She Can't Say I Love You To Any Man by izzou(m): 9:25am On Aug 06, 2018
pocohantas:
LOL @ someone was going to marry her anyway.
Or this just proves that people act a certain way because they are hurt. Probably not seeing good bobby to suck or no manly cuddle grin.

The moment the right woman/man comes along. They unpark the bus and change formation. Love is a beautiful thing, when the love comes with money...pheewww! grin grin
I'm a virgin please sad

Stop corrupting my thoughts. Please angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Should Have Backup Boyfriends - Joro Olumofin Reveals Why by izzou(m): 9:10am On Aug 06, 2018
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Did it occur to Joro Olodo Olumofin that the CONTIGENCY BOYFRIEND whom she just loves on a platonic level, and refuses sex will have like 3 other girlfriends on the sidelines giving him much more than what she's offering?

The truth is there's no perfect way to find the perfect one. Just pray you end up with someone faithful. Learn from your past experiences. Learn to endure some shiits and forgive, because you'll need a lot of that in marriage

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Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Man Marries Lady Who Said She Can't Say I Love You To Any Man by izzou(m): 9:08am On Aug 06, 2018
pocohantas:
At least she accepted her own problem. It is a step in the right direction. The problem is the man who decided to marry such a woman. Why do people carry this "fix him/her" mentality into marriages? Marriage isn't a rehab for damaged people.

Well, I hope she has changed for better.
Lol grin

Someone was still going to marry her anyway.

His choice, his cross.
Politics › Re: IPOB Members Storm Abuja House In London To Protest Against Buhari. Photos by izzou(m): 9:01am On Aug 06, 2018
buhariguy:
you get sense today.

Arm robbers shot my igbo friend just last week, back of oba market. Benin.

Is it Fulani that shot him.? No
But the same jobless aggressive lazy idiotic arm robber shot him.
You again? angry angry

Romance › Re: Zimbabwean Man Marries Lady Who Said She Can't Say I Love You To Any Man by izzou(m): 8:52am On Aug 06, 2018
angry

One guy breaks your heart, therefore all men are scum

One woman cheats on you, therefore all women are cheats

Nonsense ideologies
Politics › Re: APC Members Kick Against Akpabio’s Defection, Petition Oshiomhole by izzou(m): 8:45am On Aug 06, 2018
bestviewer:
Akpabio is a PDP agent just like Saraki. APC will never learn cheesy
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They just never learn. I said it yesterday, and some came for my head

PDP will keep giving them an inch, and collect a mile at the end
Celebrities › Re: Former Big Brother Naija Housemates Stun In Warri (photos) by izzou(m): 8:26am On Aug 06, 2018
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The person above just congratulated them

What forhuh
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Set To Receive A Honorary Doctorate Degree From Georgia University by izzou(m): 8:21am On Aug 06, 2018
angry

Congratulations, but I really don't care angry

All I need now is to see my child angry

Linda, I need to see my child angry

As soon as you give birth, come back immediately and give me my child angry angry angry angry angry

Politics › Re: IPOB Members Storm Abuja House In London To Protest Against Buhari. Photos by izzou(m): 8:06am On Aug 06, 2018
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Nothing annoys me more that when people defend some part of the killings in Nigeria and exonerate some

Which one be Buhari is killing Christians? undecided

The ones dying in Zamfara, Borno and Adamawa nko? This government has failed to protect us as citizens first, not because I'm a Christian.

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