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Celebrities › Re: Meet Jemima Osunde: The Actress Who "Would Date A Broke Man That's Good In Bed" by izzou(m): 10:49am On Mar 23, 2018
Decryptor:
Bro...you are wrong here o. Let me give you an instance why i said so...

I am currently dating 3 ladies. Let me classify them:

Lady A is from Imo: Has 2 kids already from a former relationship. We've been together since 2014. My love for her is like 90%
Qualities...
Neatness: 92%
Cooking Skills: 70%
Bedmatics: 50%
Facial Beauty: 95% (without makeup)
Physical Appeal: Big booty

Lady B is from Abia State: Never had kids. Met her vis IG and slid into her DM way back in 2015. Love for her is like 80%
Qualities...
Neatness: 90%
Cooking Skills: 75%
Facial Beauty: 47% (without makeup)
Bedmatics: 100% (she does almost everything like a IndecentStar)
Physical Appeal: Well set dentition and pointed tits.

Lady C is from Akwa-Ibom State. Never had kids. Met her in 2016. Love for her is like 75%
Qualities...
Neatness: 95%
Cooking Skills 100% (Babe can cook for Africa)
Bedmatics: 30%
Facial Beauty: 40% (without makeup)
Physical Appeal: Light skinned with big Brazillian butt

After due consideration, I have decided to get married to Lady B. Sex is very important in a relationship.
Read the story again

How can I date someone whos broke because they are good in bed?

So sex pays the bills, gives us luxury or solves our problems?

The story didn't say marriage.

Like I said, I put sex last in my relationship. I have so many things I want us both to achieve and I wouldn't trade that for 2 hours of pleasure

Sex is important, but I'll trade it for knowledge and riches
Celebrities › Re: Meet Jemima Osunde: The Actress Who "Would Date A Broke Man That's Good In Bed" by izzou(m): 10:10am On Mar 23, 2018
angry

Everything in my generation is just centered around sex

You can't strike a simple conversation with a lady, or a guy without one thinking about sex

I would date a lady that's not good in bed. I don't even care.

Sex is almost the last thing I look out for in a relationship sef

angry sad angry
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: "Bill Gates' Opinion On Buhari’s Economic Policy Not Correct" by izzou(m): 10:05am On Mar 23, 2018
obailala:
So what is your suggested solution to the problem sir?.... Gates made a statement, Rufai faulted Mr Gates and corrected the statement. But you instantly faulted Rufai and automatically assumed Mr Gates must be 100% right? Could it be because he isnt Nigerian or cos he's white?... How exactly does Rufai's statement amount to playing politics?

Rufai has simply said the EPRG isnt the problem as Gates pointed, but rather, the implementation at the state level which is where most of the human development really should take place. In my opinion, that makes sense but you simply just dismissed it without giving it a thought.

Nigeria needs physical capital development as much as it needs development in human capital, and it is almost impossible to develop human capital without firstly putting certain basic physical things in place. For a moment, just imagine, how can you develop anything in a country when a most basic physical issue like power supply or access roads hasnt been sorted? There's a reason why every FG in Nigeria since 1999 has focused mainly on physical capital (even though implementation has always been poor). In summary, just like someone mentioned above, Gates means well, but he certainly doesnt understand the peculiarities of Nigeria, he doesnt understand the extent of rot in our physical infrastructure.
God bless you bro

I don't even like Buhari or his party but truth be told, El Rufai was right

We can't afford to invest in human capital at this stage. I just don't understand why they are bashing El rufai

Maybe because Bill Gates said it
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: "Bill Gates' Opinion On Buhari’s Economic Policy Not Correct" by izzou(m): 10:01am On Mar 23, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:
We cannot afford to invest in human capital but we can pay legislators, pay Governors, siphon money via phantom contracts, spend money on hajj , build mosques with government money, send people for pilgrimage, treat Buhari and his family for free, pay Boko Haram ransom, maintain four planes on the presidential​ fleet, pay estacode for government officials, build statues with government money....

You obviously don't know how much money is lost in Nigeria to corruption.

And fyi : Bill Gates is the most prominent person to send this message, not the first.
The bolder is part of the reasons we can't afford it.

Like I said, Bill Gates is right, and your above statement confirms otherwise too
Health › Re: Woman In Wheelchair In Owerri Struggling To Take Her Children To School (Photos) by izzou(m): 9:29am On Mar 23, 2018
roundman:
May be the father is at work or do you think?
That's why I said I pray it's not a routine for her
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: "Bill Gates' Opinion On Buhari’s Economic Policy Not Correct" by izzou(m): 9:23am On Mar 23, 2018
IamaNigerianGuy:
He is not correct at all and that is the message from Bill Gates.
No time for ass licking
I used the phrase "to an extent"

Yes, he was correct. Nigeria cannot afford to invest more in Human capital.

We cannot afford it. Bill Gates meant well and is correct about that, but we don't have that structure yet

Always learn to understand what both parties are saying before you dive into conclusions.

Because it's from Bill Gates doesn't mean it must be absolutely correct and practicable
Phones › Re: Nigerians And Kenyans: Who Pays More For Data Services? by izzou(m): 7:45am On Mar 23, 2018
Demonicide:
you kn i use glo and i have seen the post already.
Forgive me

I use Glo too and I have thrown the SIM away

No vex grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Could Not Be Bothered About Leah by izzou(m): 7:44am On Mar 23, 2018
LeOstrich:
Lai Mohammed claimed that 104 Dapchi girls were released unconditionally without the FG paying a dime.

So what of Leah? Why was her release not negotiated?

Use brain for once
I should use my brain for once? grin grin grin

Hilarious. You should be taking that advise too

Do you even know what it means to negotiate? To dialogue?

Do you even know what must have ensued before they agreed to release those girls? You should watch a lot of documentaries.

So the Nigerian government purposely struck out her name because she's a Christian? You should really grow up and think like an adult. This hatred and tribalism,which is imbedded in you is really beclouding what's left of your shallow thinking

The Chibok girls had a lot of Christians too. Oh I forgot. Buhari removed their names too.

Like I said earlier, I can't wait to use my PVC to send Buhari back to Katsina, but always type with an open mind. It will help you go far in life

This is my last quote to you. Please do not reply

Good morning cool
Health › Re: Woman In Wheelchair In Owerri Struggling To Take Her Children To School (Photos) by izzou(m): 7:31am On Mar 23, 2018
MrMicholo:
lipsrsealed

In the country I come from... A minor fracture in the leg can pass for "Handicap"
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Am I supposed to take her kids to school for herhuh
.
She did the fvck... She should do the time.

Celebrities › Re: Liya Sharibu: Daddy Freeze And IK Osakioduwa React To Dapchi Christian Girl by izzou(m): 7:25am On Mar 23, 2018
I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world

John 16:33



Take heart,little one. I admire you. You are a better Christian than me
Politics › Re: All The Challenges We Are Facing In Nigeria Are Due To Scholarship.. - Aregbe by izzou(m): 7:25am On Mar 23, 2018
The university is supposed to come up with a solution for poverty?

I thought that was one of the reasons the people of Osun voted him? huh
Car Talk › Re: See The 3D Printed Electric Vehicle That Has Only 57 Parts by izzou(m): 7:20am On Mar 23, 2018
RZArecta2:
Nice but when keke or danfo design your car, you'll have to export it back for reprinting. That's my only problem with it cool
grin grin grin grin

My chest
Politics › Re: Why I Disagree With Bill Gates On Nigeria Economic Recovery Growth Plan. by izzou(m): 7:17am On Mar 23, 2018
I don't even know what is best for this country anymore

Politics › Re: Buhari Could Not Be Bothered About Leah by izzou(m): 7:13am On Mar 23, 2018
So Buhari actually removed the Christian girl's name from the agreement?

That's what you are trying to say? undecided

I really do not like Buhari's approach to sensitive issues, but what you wrote there makes no sense

Politics › Re: El-Rufai: "Bill Gates' Opinion On Buhari’s Economic Policy Not Correct" by izzou(m): 7:10am On Mar 23, 2018
Shebi you and Bill Gates dey the meeting together?

Why you no tell am? Na when Baba Olowo Don go, you gather reporters dey fault him advise grin

But you are correct to an extent sha, Mallam Rufai
Phones › Re: Nigerians And Kenyans: Who Pays More For Data Services? by izzou(m): 7:07am On Mar 23, 2018
But they get value for the much they spend

I doubt if their services are as poor as ours

I can bet that Glo subscribers may see this post at midnight

angry
Events › Re: Nairaland Newest Couple by izzou(m): 6:39am On Mar 23, 2018
My future wife is going to be everything to me, except my mother and father

Happy married life to you bros grin

Meanwhile, does she have any sister that is still single?

Abeg cool
Events › Re: How To Know The Age Of A Woman On Her Traditional Wedding Day by izzou(m): 6:30am On Mar 23, 2018
You want to start this morning baa?

undecided

Health › Re: Woman In Wheelchair In Owerri Struggling To Take Her Children To School (Photos) by izzou(m): 6:25am On Mar 23, 2018
I just pray this is not a routine for her

The father or baby daddy ought to be there

angry
Car Talk › Re: 7 Cool Suvs Made In Africa You Need To Check Out by izzou(m): 6:21am On Mar 23, 2018
angry

Wait Wait Wait

Autojosh is asking which one is my favorite? huh huh

I don't understand that question

Celebrities › Re: Jurji Versal: "Small Doctor And Ebay Poisoned My Hennessy Drink" by izzou(m): 6:19am On Mar 23, 2018
angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls. by izzou(m): 6:07pm On Mar 22, 2018
RuthDaniels

Take it easy

cool
Politics › Re: "Osinbajo Confirms Buhari’s Impotence" - Abimbola Adelakun by izzou(m): 10:08am On Mar 22, 2018
Ngokafor:
Please shush!!!..and if i dont stop quoting you?,what will you do about that??..I cant even remember your silly warning undecided..if you dont want to be quoted here,you can vamoose and go form your own forum,this is. a public one....I quote any silly comment i deem fit and yours wont be an exception..period.
grin grin grin grin grin

For the sake of ban, I'll let comments like this slide, because I need to follow up with some responsible folks I met here

Stay off my mentions. I beg you. I'm pleading.

Please do not quote again for whatsoever reason. If my comments are silly, please forgive me.

Don't quote me again. I plead

cool

Politics › Re: "Osinbajo Confirms Buhari’s Impotence" - Abimbola Adelakun by izzou(m): 9:18am On Mar 22, 2018
LeOstrich:
Jesus Christ!

Is Jonathan still the President or is he contesting?

Stop using Jonathan as an excuse for your wasted vote!
K
Politics › Re: "Osinbajo Confirms Buhari’s Impotence" - Abimbola Adelakun by izzou(m): 9:17am On Mar 22, 2018
Ngokafor:
You can never vote Jonathan??...is he contesting elections??....kindly focus on the mega failure and disaster you voted called buhari and leave Jonathan be...He is in the past.
I thought I warned you months back never to quote me

My point was that I didn't and wouldn't vote Jonathan, no matter the option, but unfortunately, you didn't understand that

I usually avoid you on this forum. Please do the same too

Good morning

cool
Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi: "Igbos Should Confess & Apologize For Not Voting For Buhari" by izzou(m): 6:08am On Mar 22, 2018
We are talking about good governance and how to get rid of corruption, and someone is talking about Buhari's support

angry angry angry

Politics › Re: "Osinbajo Confirms Buhari’s Impotence" - Abimbola Adelakun by izzou(m): 6:05am On Mar 22, 2018
Heaven knows I can never vote in Jonathan. He really let a lot of frivolities happen under his nose

But my anger with APC miscreants is that they keep comparing Jonathan's era to Buhari

Buhari came in because Nigerians were tired. It's such pity that 3 years running, APC are still blaming Jonathan.


It will be disastrous for Nigerians for the next four years if we all Buhari to come back.

I urge us all to get our pvcs and our sense too. Don't sell off four years of your basic rights and entitlements for a matchbox, recharge card or #2000
Car Talk › Re: Inside The Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Plant As You Have Never Seen It Before by izzou(m): 7:11pm On Mar 21, 2018
NwaNimo1:
So he manufactured:

The tyres,
The steering wheel,
The gear stick
The engine
The wheels
The seats
The exhaust
The lights
The etc etc etc.....

Anyway, we no all skool for the same place,
Toyota doesn't manufacture the tyres, seats, windshield and other components they use

They outsource too

Politics › Re: ''I Am Not A Politician, I Am The Voice Of The Voiceless'' FFK Declares by izzou(m): 7:06am On Mar 21, 2018
angry

FFK: I put truth and accountability to God before friendship or party

The Heavens right now:

Politics › Re: Beautiful Photo Of Dangote's Daughter Fatima & Her Husband Bursting A Shoki Move by izzou(m): 7:05am On Mar 21, 2018
angry

This wedding story never do?

angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
Politics › Re: Jumbo Pay: Why Senators Left Shehu Sani Unpunished by izzou(m): 7:00am On Mar 21, 2018
grin

Almighty Father

I have been begging you for a visa out of this country. I have confidence that you will do it when the time comes.

I'm tired of this country. I don't even need to complain much because you can see everything for yourself. I know my American visa is being prepared by you. I trust and believe in you

I pray you make it come to pass soon, before I lose what's left of my sanity. I also pray you help so many Nigerians suffering because of this wicked government

Thank you Heavenly Father because it is done

Your sinful son

Izzou
Crime › Re: Police Instruct Woman To Flog Her Husband After He Hit Her And Bruised Her Ribs by izzou(m): 6:56am On Mar 21, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin

I thought she loved him lipsrsealed

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