₦airaland Forum

SmartPolician:
The problem of IPOB is that its an organization full of ignorant people. This is no insult; it's a fact. The truth is that they don't necessarily have to threaten Joe Igbokwe. Just go ahead and w8ste him without prior notice. The man is not even useful to his family.

lolxxxxx hahahaha aswear I no well ooooo. U mean say his own family rejected the old fool?

Tamedo101:
You don't leave people when they're doing bad, it took sir Alex Ferguson 6 years from 1986-1992 to win the EPL in the 1992-93 season. Have you forgotten?



People like you support PSG cos u expect them to always win

lol lolxxxxx u said man u abi? It took Alex 6 Years to win a trophy in man u but it's taking arsenal a century to be at top 4 ooooo. Walahi I dey shame for u

Tamedo101:
We will never sign him too. Abi ori Lukaku buru


Up Gunners!

Gunners for life!

even your shame dey shame me for saying up gunners

Slickest:
I was told fooolz roam around nairaland, you must be the leader

haaaaa, u just dey know now say na me be the Baba of all fools? U know late ooo

obonujoker:
Terrible... Terrible.... They'd be alright on the long run. The USA has tried for over 20 years, let Russia or China take over, at least they have been building new weapons for quite a time now....

honestly ehhhh I think it's high time they taste this their chemical weapons on Afghanistan

Fahdiga:
All thanks to Islam. Pls who can lecture me on any usefulness of this religion

lol lolxxxxx hahahaha it's a religion of piss. If u want piss get Islam. Peace ooo

kestolove95:
nice one...interesting development. ...this news go pain ndi dot well well

yes e dey pain me because na money from South dem dey use do dis trash

Odewaleadesoye:
His other gang members numbering to six are already in Jos waiting for him (Abubakar) to deliver the deadly weapons.

Can you imagine how stupid and daft Nigerian police are? Instead of using the gun runner to catch his conspirators or the gang members that are already at Jos, they have already paraded him before the media and you think his conspirators will still be waiting for you people to get them or they will go underground. Who's is fooling who?

lol lolxxxxx hahahaha that's naija for u ooooo. E be like say u no dey dis corntree

You Will Be Shocked To Find Out That You Do Not Know 99% Of These:

Do you know that?

1. The River Niger Bridge at Onitsha was constructed between 1964 and 1965 by Dumez- a French construction company and cost £5 million.

2. Patience Jonathan is one of Nigeria’s most-educated First Ladies, with an NCE, a B.Ed, and a PhD from University of Port-Harcourt.

3. The highest peak in Nigeria is located in Taraba and is called Chappal Waddi which means “The Mountain of Death”.

4. There are 196 countries in the world and at least one Igbo person from Nigeria lives in every one of them.

5. The Pidgin word ‘Sabi’ came from ‘Saber’, Portuguese and Spanish for ‘to know’. Both country’s ships traded slaves from the Bight of Benin.

6. Katsina College (now Barewa College in Zaria) has produced 5 Nigerian Presidents/Heads of State since it was founded in 1921 in Katsina.

7. Ojukwu taught Murtala Mohammed and Ben Adekunle at Regular Officers Special Training School, Ghana. Both ‘fought’ their teacher during the civil war

8. At Nigeria’s independence in 1960, there were 41 Secondary Schools in the North and 842 Secondary Schools in the South.

9. In 1983, Senator Arthur Nzeribe spent $16.5 million to win a Senatorial seat in Orlu (in Imo State).

10. In 1973, the Federal Government of Nigeria considered officially changing the name of “Lagos” to “Eko”. Regarding “Lagos” as a colonial name.

11. The geographical area now referred to as Nigeria was once referred to as ‘Soudan’ and ‘Nigiritia’.

12. Offences punishable by death sentence after the 1966 coup included embezzlement, rape and homosexuality.

13. MKO Abiola was named Kashimawo (Let us wait and see) by his parents. He was his father’s twenty-third child, but the first to survive infancy.

14. Jaja Wachucku was the first person to refer to Lagos as a “no-man’s land” in 1947, provoking a national controversy.

15. Jollof rice, chicken breast, serve of ice cream, tea, coffee or Bournvita, with full cream milk and sugar: Meal Cost = 50Kobo- Unilag in the late 1970s

16. At the point death in 1989, Sam Okwaraji was a PhD candidate and qualified lawyer with an LL.M in International Law (University of Rome)

17. When British Bank of West Africa (now First Bank) opened a branch in Kano in 1929, Alhassan Dantata (Dangote’s Grandfather) opened an account depositing 20 camel-loads of silver coins.

18. Jaja Wachuku is reputed to have owned the biggest one-man library in West Africa. Balewa sometimes referred to him as “Most Bookish Minister

19. The colonization of Nigeria took more than 40 years to achieve and the territories were integrated by the use of force.

20. Yoruba is spoken as a ritual language the Santeria cult in Carribean and South-Central America.

21. Slavery existed in the Nigerian territory before the 15th century and was abolished in the 19th century- 1807 by the British.

22. At least 55 women were killed in South-East Nigeria, in 1929 when the women forced the Umuahia warrant chiefs to submit to their rule.

23. The coinage ‘Supreme Court’ was first used in 1863 by the colonial administration through the enactment of the Supreme Court Ordinance No. II.

24. MKO Abiola died suddenly on July 7, 1998, exactly one month after General Sani Abacha died mysteriously on June 8, 1998.

25. Agbani Darego was the only one to wear a maillot as opposed to a bikini during the Miss Universe contest in 2001.

26. The ‘Ankara’ material is not indigenous to Nigeria. Our indigenous textiles include the Akwete, Ukara, Aso-Oke and Adire.

27. Aloma Mukhtar is the first female lawyer from the North and went on to become the first female Chief Justice of Nigeria.

28. The area known as Makoko town in Lagos was first a swamp, later sand-filled by the colonial government and served as the first bridge to the Island.

29. Esie Museum is Nigeria’s first museum, established in 1945. Once reputed to have the largest collection of soapstone images in the world.

30. Aminu Kano formed the Northern Teachers’ Association (NTA) in 1948, the first successful regional organization in the history of the North.

31. George Goldie, who played a major role in founding Nigeria, placed a curse on anyone who attempts to write his biography.

32. In 1996, John Ogbu, a Nigerian Anthropologist firmly advocated for the use of African-American Vernacular to teach in the U.S

33. Hausa Language indigenous to Northern Nigeria is spoken in 11 African States. Germany, French, U.S., and British International radio stations broadcast in Hausa.

34. The surgeon who ‘killed’ Stella Obasanjo was sentenced to 1 year in prison, disqualified for 3 years and fined €120,000.

35. The word ‘asiri’ means ‘secret’ in Hausa, Yoruba, Nupe and Igarra. It also means ‘gossip’ in Igbo.

36. Igbo-Ora in Oyo State, Kodinji in India and Candido Godoi in Brazil are the towns that produce the highest number of twin births in the world.

37. Bishop Ajayi Crowther, a Yoruba, in 1857 produced a reading book for the Igbo Language and a full grammar and vocabulary of NUPE in 1864.

38. The first TV broadcast in Nigeria and Tropical Africa was on October 31, 1959.

39. In 1978, a 50Kobo increase (from #1.50 to #2) in the cost of University Students’ meal per day caused the ‘Ali Must Go’ protests.

40. Albert E. Kitson discovered coal in Enugu in 1909. This discovery led to the building of Port-Harcourt town in 1912.

41. Today, only Nigeria has a larger black population than Brazil. More than 3.5 million Africans were captured, enslaved and transported to Brazil.

42. Groundnut pyramids were the invention of Alhaji Alhassan Dantata to stack bags before export.

43. In 1967, old traditional ruler, Oba Akran and A. Ademiluyi were jailed for 14 years (7 each) for stealing £504,750 (#2.5b).

44. Since 1960, Nigeria has been either ruled by an ex-lecturer/ex-teacher or military man. The only exceptions are Azikiwe and Shonekan.

45. If you visited Lagos in 1975, you could spend a day at the Presidential Suite of Federal Palace Hotel for #100, single room for #19.

46. The first aircraft to land in Nigeria landed in Kano in July 1925. A British fighter jet flew from Khartoum (present day Sudan).

47. In 1895, Koko of Nembe (now in Bayelsa) took 60 white men hostage. When the British refused his demands, more than 40 of those men were eaten.

48. The ‘Naira’ was coined by Chief Obafemi Awolowo when he was serving as the Federal Commissioner of Finance.

49. Koma Hill (settlement in Adamawa where people lived and practised the killing of twins) was discovered in 1986 by a NYSC corps member.

50. The pilot (Francis Osakwe) that flew Ojukwu away from Biafra (1970) was the same pilot that flew Gowon to Uganda (last flight as Head of State).

51. In 1986, Shehu Shagari was banned from participation in politics for life. The ban has still not been lifted.

52. As the wife of the deputy Head of State (Vice President of Nigeria) in 1984, Biodun Idiagbon personally ran a small ice cream shop in Ilorin..

53. Koma Hills (Adamawa State) inhabitants when discovered were observed to engage in the practise of borrowing wives among themselves.

54. Juju, Dashiki, Yam and Okra are words in the English dictionary that originated from ethnic groups located in present day Nigeria.

55. Nigeria has more English speakers than England, and more Muslims than Saudi Arabia and Syria.

BeeBeeOoh:



I thought Jack Dorsey ought to be the one to come to Nigeria since Liar-Lai Mohammed made us to understand that Twitter and his village people are on their knees begging Buhari and Nigeria have mercy on them??


Ndi Ala

lolxxxxx hahahaha u no know dis people

UDUJ:
It's very simple.

Are you a man? YES - then dress like a man

Are you a woman? YES - then dress like a woman

qed

No wonder Talibans defeated them and their president ran away

RevolverOcelot:
I'm here to collect Arsenal fans tears. I want use am do rituals.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Isoright.....

This story just dey one kind...
Her story nor add up at all

I do respect you before now and wouldn't want to respecting you. What didn't add up to her story of I may ask you. Is it that the stupid isbaw didn't arrest her or you didn't hear her saying they where fucking before she was arrested? Maybe that path is where you will be happy when you hear

malel1:
Sai baba sai baba , were are u people (fools) .
GEJ will eat otueke watery beans in kuje prison , were are u people now?

Buhari never start

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u want to shake this table wey the legs no good again abi?

Telegram234:
Where is the stunning?
See as she look like Spanish fly nylon...

lolxxxxx hahahaha bad guy. So u know Spanish fly? Omo ehhhh girls in your hood don hiaram

DOTian:
What is the business of Lagos State government with the non governmental leadership within the markets? These are non governmental organizations for crying out loud! Will the Lagos state government direct the Lagos branch of the Nigerian Bar Association to conduct elections within 60 days because they organization is having some internal wranglings? Why is the Lagos State government since the coming of Tinubu so desperate to dictate to Igbo traders? Why is he not ordering the cow traders to conduct elections quickly too?

shut up your mouth if you don't know what to say

OlawaleBammie:
Dakingari

meaning?

siofra:
Struggling What has hair in the pubic area got to do with sexual intercourse

everything ooooo, if one isn't carefully careful it can tear the dick. Don't you know?

siofra:
I'll say it again, men who insist women shave their pubic area are PAEDOPHILES

lolxxxxx hahahaha honestly you are not serious.i always want my wife to always keep that place clean and always shave it skin without hair. I don't see reason why I should be struggling each time I want to enter

Sluacoast:
Since the day we started making use of the prepaid. Na so we go dey off fan wey we no dey use. I remember when my brother go remove outside bulb. Na so the compound dark like witch. Abeg I don miss the normal style. No freedom again o

my brother, that prepaid meter is the best. Before dem dey bring 35,000 every month for me but since I started using it, with 4k I can go for one full month

BigDawsNet:
Breast milk is tasteless...

that means peak is not milk

BigYash:
Na who go dey suck breast milk I blame. Na some men dey make women insult them.. Wetin happen to peak milk,when you say na milk without taste dey hungry u?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo lolxxxxx. U means say peak milk is tasteless? I swear I don die here. I pray make peak company catch you, na to send u to abba kyria be dat oooo

yanabasee1:
Ok....


Had this woman who stayed behind my house some times ago...



She moved in not too long ago... she divorced her husband and moved in to start a new life.......


So we get along... She she was nursing a child.... So things went differently and we entangled.... Was opportune to suck a feeding breast and believe me.... it was great...

guy, did you type in error? What taste great, if I may ask you. The very first time I tasted that milk in the early 2000 with one small gal in my street that year that I never knew she was pregnant, I nearly lost my tongue because of the way it taste. Taste salty and disgusting

insidelife22:
the fool is a fool,fooling his fools,thinking he is fooling everybody,without knowing he is fooling himself.
APC and blame game,Bmcs quote me at your own peril.

guy man, fool and foolery too much for this your quote na

Asgard73:
Kyari for don sell them..

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u are heartless oooo. Wetin abba father do you na

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??



A male’s testicles hang at different lengths so they don’t damage each other or collide when running/sitting.

we are talking about shortput u r talking about prick

but today, in adulthood, he has come to realise that ‘s’ is not only for sweet, ‘s’ is also for scorpion.

Clearly, the ‘s’ in Abbas is the retributive scorpion that serves comeuppance when it’s cold. For Hushpuppi de Scorpion, the sting is in the tail.

Surely, names have their tales and their tails. You’ll agree with me that there’s something unique to these names with some of their end sounds: Muhammadu Buhar(i), Yem(i) Osinbajo, Abba Kyar(i), Buruj(i) Kashamu, Ramon Abbas Hushpupp(i); Sunday Adeniy(i) Adeyemo aka Sunday Igboho, Nnamd(i) Kanu, La(i) Mohammed, Isa Pantam(i), and Fulan(i). The first or the middle or the last names end with the letter ‘i’. Mark you, these names are, by far, the most trending in Nigeria’s Internet community today.

I believe what’s sauce for the goose should be sauce for the gander. This adage holds true everywhere except in Aso Rock, where the sauce used for the late Buruji Kashamu is not the same sauce being used for Abba Kyari, the favoured northern star who has his hand to the doorknob of the Inspector General’s office despite becoming cop barely two decades ago.

Buruji resurrects against Kyari. Till he succumbed to COVID-19 complications and breathed his last in August 2020 at the First Cardiology Consultants Hospital, Lagos, Kashamu lived in perpetual fear of extradition to the US, having been indicted for drug offences in the United States and jailed for five years in the UK.



For six consecutive days in May 2015, officers of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency laid siege to the bedroom of Kashamu’s Lekki home in a bid to arrest and extradite to the US, the newly elected senator, who holed up in his toilet without food.

While the battle to extradite Kashamu raged on at his Oladipo Omotoso Street, Lekki Phase 1 house, and in the law courts, Nigerians hailed the new Buhari regime as no-nonsense and intolerant of corruption.

Six years down the line, however, the flute is broken, the drum is torn, birds no longer chirp like birds and rats no longer squeak like rats.

Now that it’s the turn of a Kanuri son to face justice in the US, the Buhari regime is circumspect and ready to give Kyari the benefit of doubt, which was denied Kashamu. I daresay, hypocrisy fits snuggly like second skin on the Buhari regime.

Last week, presidential spokesperson, Femi Adesina, washed the regime’s hypocrisy linen in public when he unashamedly admitted Buhari had been frittering away Nigeria’s foreign exchange on medical treatment to the UK for upward of 40 years, stressing that it was reasonable Buhari continues to use the medical doctors he’s been using for more than four decades because they have his medical records! Fellow Nigerians, shame has no better description.

More than six years into his lame-duck Presidency, hypocrisy has proved to be the glaucoma blinding the vision of the Buhari regime to its electoral promise of ending medical tourism, insecurity, unemployment and poverty, among others.

Please, indulge me to stretch the elasticity of the Buhari-Osinbajo nepotistic regime. The great General Buhari may not laugh often in public, but he’s a master of dark humour. F-U-T-I-L-I-T-Y was the eight-letter word he had in mind when he described Igbo agitation for a separate country as a dot in a circle.

Without needing a stretch of the imagination, the dot-in-a-circle allusion by Buhari is simply a synecdoche for the landlocked people of south-eastern Nigeria, whom in Buhari’s estimation, can never have a Biafra enclave within the Nigeria country. The dot-in-a-circle analogy is Buhari’s metaphor for a people encircled in a cage with an inescapable fate. This is classic hate speech.

Reacting to the agitation by the Indigenous Peoples of Biafra for an Igbo State, the President had said, “IPOB is just like a dot in a circle. Even if they want to exit, they will have no access to anywhere. In any case, we’ll talk to them in the language that they understand. We’ll organise the police and the military to pursue them.”

But, I think it’s better to be a Biafran dot-in-a-circle than be a Nigerian zero-in-the-centre-of-nothing which the Buhari regime and anti-corruption war have become.

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I’m not out to mock President Buhari and his deadwood regime. No patriot should do that. The President needs our pity, he also needs all hands on deck. After corruption allegations swallowed the ex-acting Chairman, Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, Ibrahim Magu, it’s heart-shattering for corruption to swallow the man with the deadly initials AK-47 – Abba Kyari – Buhari regime’s poster boy for efficiency, discipline, hard work and anti-corruption. Aside from nepotism, this is one reason why the Buhari regime will fight the US extradition order to the death. In the coming days, Kyari heads nowhere but the court while the regime shilly-shallies.

If presidential loudspeakers, Femi Adesina, Shehu Garba, or the oga patapata of them all, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, mount the podium to say, “This administration should be commended for fighting corruption to a standstill…”, please, ask them where was Buhari’s anti-corruption war when Invictus Obi, Hushpuppi, Kyari, Kelly Chibuzo and a legion of other fraudsters were living beyond their means and dining with co-conspirators in power? Why did it have to take the US to show us the privileged thieves among us? Ex-Delta governor, James Ibori, and the late Bayelsa governor, Diepreye Alamieyeseigha, are not too distant examples.

Also, ask them if the US indictment of Kyari wasn’t a confirmation that Buhari’s anti-corruption fight is all sound and fury, signifying nothing?

After Magu was replaced by another northerner, Abdulrasheed Bawa, as the EFCC boss, Adesina perfumed the stench of corruption oozing from the anti-corruption commission, saying, “Magu is being investigated, not tried for corruption.” But no word has come from the EFCC or Adesina or the investigators about their findings on Magu more than one year after. Case dismissed, go home and sin no more.



Before the very eyes of the Buhari regime, Kyari threw decorum to the winds, openly associating with men of questionable wealth because he’s a son of the soil. No high-ranking police officer from the southern part of the country would dare do so without severe sanctions.

Corruption within the Nigeria Police summarises the futility of Nigeria’s anti-corruption war. You can’t give guns and ammunition to hungry, angry, unmotivated, untrained and homeless policemen and women, and yet expect them await their reward from heaven.

The bond between Hushpuppi and Kyari goes beyond running kaftan errands alone. It includes hounding enemies behind bars and sending their pictures to Hush Scorpion. It’s a bond sealed in the celestial realm as both of them share the same zodiac sign, Libra.

Hushpuppi will be sentenced in October. He faces 20 years in jail. If Kyari lands in the US to reunite with his ‘oniduro’, he’ll get a jail term capable of making him file for the US citizenship and retire into ignominy.

I bet you, if Kyari lands in the US, many oga patapata in the Nigeria Police and beyond would be indicted because the FBI will make him sing.

So, the prayer on corrupt oga police officers’ lips is: ‘Kyari must not go to Amelika o’.

Wawelexy:
Oga hold that girl tight till she pays..... na their type dey live large on Instagram.....

If to say na d bolt man f*ck up now, she for don rubbish d guy and people go support her....

Na their way, dem go dey find guy wey go pay their tf to and fro as if say boyfriend be their papa.....

If to say na night now, I for say make u tell am make she give u doggi for back sit so u no go loose. Because the bf won't pick any yeye call and I don't think this one that's looking like abba kyarii in orange uniform has any other means of paying you....

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo. U say she look like abba kyria Cheiiiiiiii God I don die here lolxxxxx hahahaha

flamingREED:

B B C
The dot must fly over the circle.
Amen.

iseeeeeee!!!

ThePlainTruth:
The guy is a white engineer that reincarnated to Nigeria, that's why his is seeing his white mates who are engineers in his dreams teaching him.

I believe you my brother. So many people don't believe in reincarnation

[quote author= post=104345230]Firstly, we thank God for his life, that he is still alive to tell his story.

Secondly,
This is what a typical and average wicked Nigerians have done and could do.
Those kinda people are the dregs of the society
The never do wells.
Just imagine how many innocent lives have been lost due to jungle justice in this nation.



Again and Again,
SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE.

Many innocent souls have been lost to same act as this.
RIP to the Aluu 4 Students, that were lynched and set ablazed for nothing.
Again,
SAY NO TO JUNGLE JUSTICE!

We Rise!!



Will you shut up there if you have nothing reasonable to type and stop being a tribal bigot.
Instead to Condemn all manner of evil, he is shouting aboki.
We guessed it was also abokis that burnt these 4 innocent boys below and wasted their lives for nothing and numerous J J that have been committed down south?
Later you will be saying some people hate you, when it is obvious you are the one bringing hatrd to yourself.
Your Tribalistic lots will most def like and share your nonsense.
Tribalistic souls bore us.
Spits.[/quote]please why did you attached this pictures here. You have made me start crying again because of my brother that was involved