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siofra:
All these broke boys on here. Maybe sēun should make nairaland a paid site so that you people will reduce.

lol lolxxxxx hahahaha dis one pain u die

Maxymilliano:
This is good and commendable ...

Imagine bicycle riders becoming a threat to the populace.

I just pity them

lolxxxxx hahahaha bicycle riders? Lolxxxxx hahahaha you u for add wickedness join ur name na

JuanJO:
Explorers on the beat. But explorer you for help us analyze this tiwa sexx tape. No body even know how many minutes the guy man last

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear to amadioha, guy u no get sense ooooo

ethicallyright:
This wouldn't happen if Tiwa Savage didn't divorce the one man who really loved her. There would be no sextape if she remained with the father of her only son who almost ended his life when he realized he wouldn't get the opportunity to be by her side anymore.

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Till the end of time, Queen B (Beyonce) will always be praised. When Jay-Z cheated on her with a woman she's prettier than, Queen Beyonce fought the lady and warned her to stay off her legally married husband.

The weeks that followed Jay-Z's infidelity scandal were terrible. Feminist organizations on Twitter , millions of her female followers on Instagram and those who couldn't preserve their Hollywood marriages unanimously encouraged her to dump Mr. Carter.

Queen Beyonce went underground. The next we saw her was by her husband's side. She'd get pregnant with her twins within few months.

Beyonce is finer and more famous than Tiwa but she understood one thing: Men are biologically polygamous and she remains a happy woman today.

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If Tiwa was with her ex-husband, the broke gold digger, whose second motive in the relationship is to brag that he's the one making Tiwa moan, wouldn't be in the picture.

The duty of mothers is to teach their daughters how to be feminine. Submission is the first characteristic of femininity. No virtuous mother on Earth would advise her daughter to leave a good man whose only weakness is cheating. She'd rather her daughter encourages the man to protect himself to avoid STDs.

May God Almighty bless me with more wisdom and give all the men on this forum rich , strong and independent wives who will forgive their shortcomings.

May the Good Lord also give ladies who will quote me the grace to be submissive wives who will forgive their caring husbands who only cheat.

my brother, may our ancestors bless you now and forever. Just seat down and watch how some female folks will attack you

Emocruize:
I saw one related thread to this one some weeks ago on this forum

but the idiot Op said the landlord killed the baby because of house rent.

i knew they was something wrong about that thread

I thought it was only me that read it last time

FreeSpirited:
The father must be a compound fool.
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First he intervened in a fight that is not his business, second he couldn't protect his 3 month baby and exposed him to violent brawl, third he wouldn't press charges to make the guy suffer for what he did? What kind of father is that? Some people don't deserve to have a baby
Where is the mother? Is she also as foolish as the father.

I swear guy, you said it all

Iyaebe:
It's good to obey and worship God but don't be foolish as well because God will not like the fact that you were foolish for not seeking justice over case of a murderer.He should be arrested and made to face the law.

u dey mind the stupid pastor? Very foolish. As if God go come down and judge him

Mode please if you can help us move to front page because of our brothers still killing their lungs

Good morning house. I went out last night to watch Chelsea v Malmö game and seating beside me was a young man with a pack of cigarette. After about 85 minutes of the game, the young man was done with his enjoyment of cigarette and throw the empty pack on the flow. When I picked it up I saw on the pack( smoking causes lung cancer) and the pack indicated the different between dead and good lung ooooo. The question is: don't this smokers saw what was written on the pack?

Sonnobax15:

Between the hand fan and Tiwa ,we no know who mumu pass

In other words,I enjoyed it and I don't think it'll be leaving my phone anytime soon....in fact,I go soon install am like APP for my phone self.

follow send me to watch na. I don searcham for YouTube tire

Please where can I watch the video

GraciousGod190:
no bro, am a business man.
finishing Ssce is enough, am 36 years old I should upgrade myself because her family refused to accept me for who I am.
if this is the end of our relationship, so be it.

I love your gut man!!!! Taking decision is what makes you a man. So illiterate billionaire can't marry abi? Nonsense

Maxymilliano:
Justice Inyang Ekwo of the Federal High Court, Abuja, on Monday, ordered the Nigerian Immigration Services to immediately release the international passport of former Rivers State Governor, Dr Peter Odili, to him.

What's the correlation between a court order by a Justice of the Federal High Court, Abuja and Justice Mary Odili of the Supreme court or you just love hearing yourself talk

please my brother, stop quoting this fools

My brother, what are we eating again if not tea in the morning, rice at noon and fufu at night and 3 bottles of trophy stout and head of fish every weekend. Nothing more sir, neither do I smoke

ProtectMyMoney:
Yes Sir...you should experience once every morning....that's normal function that all systems correct.

If you don't see it. Check what you are consuming as food.

Baba, how can we do without beer and head of fish in this present Buhari regime

Ninejaywon:
At least from your reply, one can easily decode the Genesis of the challenge

Hmm, 5 years ago since you exercises last? Not good at all. Diet is very key in a man's life. Fruits and vegetables very important. I know you also take beer and or carbonated soft drinks. Take water instead. Do you know a healthy man is supposed to experience morning erections till he hits his 60s? Then there might be a decline. So your age is no excuse. Work on your lifestyle.

Ninejaywon:
It is not normal. E be like say stress don choke your body finish. How often do you exercise? How is your diet like? Do you feed on junks? How often do you consume fruits and vegetables? Do you suffer from chronic diseases such as hypertension and diabetes?

as for exercise, I think it's about 25 years ago I did that. For junk food you said, virtually everything we consume in this country is junk food. Pap and akara in the morning, rice in the afternoon, fufu at night. Who still dey eat fruit this days. As for chronic disease? No!

Iyaebe:
Pictures of it at every angle so that we can accurately tell you the problems and solutions to get.

picture of my dick? Guy u dey vex oooo

majamajic:
Morning erection doesn't happen daily in a man's body

With your age too , stop expecting it too often
If u want check your dick carry woman !

that's what I thought sir. My thinking is that it's age. But when am with a woman I do get erection though

Davash222:
Under this Buhari administration, any man having morning erection should charged and sentenced to death.

ahhhh Baba, as food dey hungry body, na so sex dey hungry Dix oooo

lilvicky68:
The main thing is that it's functional..
Morning erection don't happen at times..

it's functional Sir, but I can't remember when I have morning erection last. I think it was in my youthful age and not anymore

flexyrule:
Thieves.

This is how they kill businesses.

What has telecommunication mast got to do with flying plane.

Anyway, both of them are thieves sha.

Glo will give you X22 of your recharge only for it to finish within 22 seconds.

Let them go settle their bulls*t behind the scene....

If they wanna dismantle the goddamn mast, let them go ahead. After all, the only usefulness Glo has is their excessive adverts.

lolxxxxx hahahaha guy u for join wickedness to Ur name na. I say Glo only usefulness is their advert.? U are wicked sha

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Why now....anyway glo first useless
Even adenuga know........they keep spending money on ambassadors..instead of fixing the network and paying their gadamnnn debt...
Useless network
The only network where data network can disappear for about 3 days as if you switched your data network...

the only service whereby if you on your data connection you will have to wait for 5 minutes before browsing.
The only network where there will be signal in your toilet, corner of your room and beside kitchen cabinet only..
glo internet speed is slower than injured snail
you might give your life to Christ before you finish downloading a porn movie with glo

lolxxxxx hahahaha e be like say you studied Glo in school to know them this better

ProtectMyMoney:
It is not normal...erection should be everyday and ROCKSOLID when erect

even at 45/50 years ?

Good evening my nairalanders. Please a doctor or health personnel in the house should help me out here. I was going through a story on this forum last week and I read a headline where someone talked about his malfunction dick, so I decided to check mine out. I observe that for a very long time now I have not being having morning erection as I used to when I was younger. Now am 45 years. I spoke to friend of mine this morning about it, he told me it's normal that am not supposed to be having morning erection again because of my age, that i shouldn't compare now and when I was young. That's why I said let me bring this to .y brethren here because I believe some erudite ones here can give an answer to worry.

Karemarealty288:
Frustration.

lolxxxxx hahahaha abeg no vex. Should in case he dey vex before now abi

chatinent:
It irks me to realize my weak carpenter grandfather in the village who buys trees and turns them into logs, then to chairs used for public schools will have to be paying taxes...after he pays taxes indirectly by buying the trees, transporting himself, buying machines, buying fuel, paying rents, and feeding.

In another news, after Ndubuisi gets a car for Uber on hire-purchase, after he pays taxes buying fuel, buying tickets, bribing soldiers and policemen on the road, evading accidents, and dodging more portholes than roads...he will still have to pay the extra taxes for bearing the appellation of being a taxi driver. However, those having about fifty cars for entourage alone are called senior citizens.

In saner climes, the rich understand that he pays more taxes because of more assets. In Nigeria, the rich rejoices that the poor augments their assets with their taxes.

Welcome to a country that releases budgets every year but doesn't balance accounts after the financial year.

Welcome to the Fraudral Republic of Nigeria.

honestly ehhhhhh may our ancestors bless you for this bitter truth. In fact you sum it well bro

FreeSpirited:
Imagine ur Dad runs DNA on all of u and it turns out u are also not his child ...
.......
Nothing is impossible especially if it involves vagina people and paternity.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, wickedness has no other name than your name. U say what the DNA test comes out he isn't also the man son?

dollynnn:

She wan dey hear directly from Jesus?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish ooooooo Omo I don die here. U say she wan hear from Jesus?

Ammishaddai:
When I was saying that women who wear beads are engaged in seduction and diabolic acts a lot of unexposed idiots on this forum were quick to insult me. But here is another person testifying to the practical side of their trade . Nonsense

guy, I can never dispute you because that thing is juju all through. Tell me what a woman need that stuff for if not for negative purpose. Some idiots says it brings out their shape, shape in what aspect of I may ask

Iyaebe:
I hate this boxing game with passion, how do people enjoy watching others fight. hian

you didn't hate it more than me

1stGenAmerican:
I remember your case. You were given more than twice the jail sentence of El Chapo.

This happened while you were on a tourist visa, right?

Baba, wetin d guy do. He rape president daughter?

SUPERPACK:
After the long read I am disapointed that the story has no story, background nor why you ended up in jail. Please add it because many users will read and pass. Secondly since you are an old-timer like you said it would be better if you seek help with that particular username, remember you are already down and have nothing to lose at this point. It will gain you more credibility and trust for people to help out.

you said it well my brother