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TravelRe: Pictures Of The 100-Year-Old ‘Odan’ Tree That Fell In Oyo & Killed 4 Persons by jacoik(m): 2:39pm On Oct 06, 2021
chidonweb:
That's why it's advisable not to build your house close to a tree. You can cut the tree before building your house.

Aside the danger of the tree falling, there's also the danger of Thunder-Strike
Mr, what does thunder got to do with tree in the compound
PoliticsRe: Cynthia Nwala, Etche Legislative Assembly Leader Beaten & Stripped Unclad by jacoik(m): 1:08am On Oct 06, 2021
SlayerForever:
They shouldn't have stripped her naked.


We need to learn that we don't have to dehumanise people just to correct them. But when you talk now they say you're worshipping white people.
But she wasn't striped na. She is still wearing her clothes on. Na only two fresh breast I see
FoodRe: The Big Python I Killed Last Night (Pictures) by jacoik(m): 2:41pm On Oct 01, 2021
Davash222:
How una take dey summon courage to kill this creepy creature?

The day they killed one slim snake for our compund, I left the compound for dem for 6 days. Was scared if the parents of the snake will reinforce and strike.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. U say their parents will reinforce? Like dis you type in error? Lol
PoliticsRe: On The People-Centric Decision Of PDP Governors To Zone Chairmanship To North by jacoik(m): 3:30pm On Sep 30, 2021
JosephXavier:
The south is making a big statement with this.

As we all know, there are more competent politicians from the south that can deliver and balance the lost glory and try to revive Nigeria from the stranglehold of some cabal who have hijacked the presidency

People with integrity like Peter Obi, Nyesom Wike and Seyi Makinde have all shown their credibility at their various levels and deserve a shot at the presidency position

If PDP can field any of these options, I will vote for them strongly as they will stand a better chance in redeeming the image of this country which has been felt a huge damage by this administration
when you say seyi makinde na dia I come taya for u
SportsRe: Chiesa Gives Juventus Win Over Champions, Chelsea by jacoik(m): 4:46am On Sep 30, 2021
Yesterday game weak me. Even mighty Lukaku is no where to be found
CrimeRe: Woman Beaten By Her Boyfriend In Bayelsa (Pictures) by jacoik(m): 8:52pm On Sep 29, 2021
Truly this is an element of bad news. This cover have never ever cover where there is naming ceremony, house dedication and new car bought by a good man nawaooooo
PoliticsRe: Bandits Invade Emir Of Kagara’s Palace In Niger, Residents Flee by jacoik(m): 9:46am On Sep 29, 2021
temitope27:
Why dem no go invade aso rock sef
you mean they should invade head quarter? How is that possible
PetsRe: How Can I Take Care Of This Turtle by jacoik(m): 9:32am On Sep 29, 2021
feldido:
Never said it's a Tortoise, I'd rather eat it than send it back grin
Guys been asking me to sell it
that means you have the mind if eating it. You are asking this question so that after it grow to adulthood you go usam do peper soup ehhhh
PoliticsRe: See How Much Cooking Gas Cost In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by jacoik(m): 5:27pm On Sep 28, 2021
BlackyOne:
I purchased a vitroceramic cooktop last week, I have been paying high estimated electricity bills ever since, and now high cost of cooking gas!!!...

I felt it was time to have a substitute for cooking gas and start utilize those high cost of electricity I have been paying.

I don port ooo
u no dey serious ooooo. Guy see ehhhh, since you are not using prepaid meter then go and look for a hot plate and start using it because those nepa people are very wicked!!! They where giving me 35k every month before not until a meter was installed in my place. Could you believe that I don't use up to 4k a month?
PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-Kayode Hosted To A Dinner By Orji Kalu (Pictures) by jacoik(m): 2:54pm On Sep 28, 2021
chatinent:
To poison this man agaghị abụ ihe ike.

A semblance of the same treatment Isabel gave to Don Pedro...untill his demise languidly...(even if the narrators had to resort to the comeback of Salvador to avenge).

The level of Fani’s gluttony deserves a spot in the Guinness Book of Records.

They have learnt to sponsor the lobbyist using a plate of kpomo-garnished peppery soup, other of his favourite African cuisine with some herb-decorated gin...and of course, ewedu and amala mixed with gbegiri..and fiber...beef, steak...and other small small animals...with a pinch of what-do-we-care!

The ironical craze is that the gluttonous lobbyist understands his life could be in finger tips but in another news, a glutton and more en heart fit lock if e no chop am.
wow!!! You remember that movie? Please what's the name again
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole & Wife, Iara At Hosa Okunbo's Service Of Songs In The UK (Pictures) by jacoik(m): 11:01am On Sep 27, 2021
daddytime:
"Soshal" distancing...

I won't be surprised if Osho was paying her based on appearance per event.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha
PoliticsQuest For Biafra by jacoik(op): 9:45am On Sep 25, 2021
BIAFRA - Perfect illustration. By Chief Patrick Chidolue

We kill our selves to protest what others are doing against us. In 1967 good Igbo leaders begged Ojukwu not to declare Biafra, to avoid war, he declared Biafra and we lost 3 million people and all our wealth, including our leadership position in Nigeria. Our youths, our girls, our culture and heritage. All were lost because of that war, which started as a result of declaration of Biafra.

Ojukwu went into exile. Igbos were defeated, humiliated and made second class citizens. Their properties seized as abandoned. All their money were seized and their children abused and brutalized.
In humiliation and humility they started with nothing and from no where to rebuild themselves.

Ojukwu was told that all these may happen if he declares Biafra. His father specifically begged him to wait at least let us find a strong country that can support us before he can declare, if he must.
He called all the advisers saboteurs and claimed that his father was selling out because of his wealth that was scattered all over Nigeria.

Three years after, by 1970 all was lost. Three million well trained and our best all wasted.

By 1983 when Ojukwu came back from exile he declared that Biafra was no longer fashionable. He joined a national political party and contested for an elective office in Nigeria. At this time all have been lost. Igbos have lost power, properties, political leadership, values, good men and respect. Yet we hail Ojukwu as our hero.

Compare it to now. We have managed somehow to rebuild part of what we lost in the Biafra war.

Now a new agitation for Biafra was started again by MASSOB, which is now followed by IPOB. By creating insecurity in igbo land alone, every developed human person in that zone will be on the run. Education will suffer set back as well as every other thing.

We are crucifying our selves to shame our oppressors.
Like in 1967 they have started calling Igbo leaders saboteurs again. Unfortunately we don’t have the likes of Zik any more to plead our case within the international comnunity, to beg Nigeria to allow relief food in order to reduce 28000 dying children per day. We don’t have Zik to come and negotiate our surrender in order to have no victor no vanquished. Our opponents are already regretting that, they should have taken the remnant of Biafra as slaves and war booty.

The questions are.
1. Why must we fight a losing battle to lose everything?
2. What do we want to achieve in Biafra that we can’t achieve in Nigeria politically?
3. Who will lead Biafra when we eventually get it and where will he come from?
4. How do one convince an Anambra man and Enugu man to let Ebonyi man lead him?
5. Where can we get the leaders from? The stock of existing Governors or manufactured by IPOB?
6. What will constitute the mean economic drive for our development within Biafra? Etc.

Federalism as we have it today in Nigeria, makes every state a country. A quasi sovereignty. That is why we have state courts, states can make their own laws. States can make their budgets and own their properties etc. Governors like Wike have already started applying true federalism by collecting VAT in his state. Let other states go to Supreme Court and ask for powers to secure their people by licensing gun carriers and state police. Also by using available gas in their state to power turbine and provide electricity to their industrial parks in order to employ their work force. Etc

The Biafra we are asking for we already have it in our hand but we don’t know what to do with it. Those who are at the forefront of Biafra agitation today, should know that when the real Biafra emerges, they will not be in a position to determine its leadership. It will be chaos. By then it will be too late to have an opportunity like Nigeria today.
Nigeria is ours to be taken. All we need is to get involved in politics and protect our political interests.

Please stop blaming others for protecting their own political interest. We have all it takes to win in Nigeria.
1. We have the largest population and we are united.
2. Our people are scattered all over Nigeria and beyond.
3. Our political interest is merit, Justic and Rule of law. Which is easy to sell to other good men.
4. We have people in diaspora to support our case.
5. We have commerce to back up our pursuit.
6. Our Nigeria Political leadership will bring development to everyone.

Even if we get Biafra. It will be too small to withstand the pressure from the vast poor and uncontrollable North. Therefore, let’s hold a meeting with all the parties and discuss what we need before we make more mistakes.

The meeting should have representations of,
1. IPOB,
2. Ohanaeze
3. Political leadership
4. Traditional leadership
5. Academicians
6. Business leaders
7. State representatives.
8. Diaspora representatives.
9. Religious institutions
10. Women representatives
This conference will determine what we need to develop as a people.

If we want Biafra, let it be a collective decision. However, if we want Biafra, there are simple and less dangerous ways to go about it.
1. The South East and South South Congress men could sponsor a bill to that effect and call for a referendum. A survey will be conducted to determine the demography and topography. Then referendum will be conducted and on a certain date we will seize to be Nigerians and instead become Biafrans. However, where that is being frustrated by the Northern lead national assembly, a petition an be sent to UN committee in-charge of state creation, who will bring it to the UN assembly. Nigeria as a party, will state their case after which the Assembly will hear the other sides and vote on it. If the vote is in favour of a referendum, it will be conducted and if majority says yes, Biafra will be created as a new member state of the United Nations.

This idea of killing people, burning houses and destroying properties does not in any way address the issues of secession. Instead it gives room for the people to be addressed as criminals and killed.

Who will convene the Confrence of Eastern Nigeria?
Ohanaeze!
May God help us.
Chief Patrick Chidolue
EducationRe: Pantami’s Professorship: FUTO Alumni Write Institution, Want Explanation by jacoik(m): 3:56pm On Sep 24, 2021
amnesty7:
Akramakallah a gaskiya ka yada ƙwallon mangwaro ka huta da ƙuda kawai. Babu dalilin da zaka ɓata ma kanka suna garin neman abinda ba wajibi ba.
meaninghuh!!!
FamilyRe: Kenyan Judge Declares Being Housewife A Full-time Payable Job by jacoik(m): 3:45pm On Sep 24, 2021
Offpoint1:
Aswear Kenyan and Nigeria is God's favourite channels grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha. What do you mean by God's channel biko
FamilyRe: Kenyan Judge Declares Being Housewife A Full-time Payable Job by jacoik(m): 3:43pm On Sep 24, 2021
nextBIGthing:
This law must not enter Nigeria ooo

Our future is femail people mustn’t see this
I swear like mad ooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha
SportsRe: De Gea Confident That Man Utd Can Win EPL, Champions League After New Signings by jacoik(m): 3:38pm On Sep 24, 2021
nextBIGthing:
Man utd are favorites to win the Epl


From a Chelsea fan
and you called yourself next big thing? I swear to slap you just dey hungry me now
SportsRe: De Gea Confident That Man Utd Can Win EPL, Champions League After New Signings by jacoik(m): 3:37pm On Sep 24, 2021
bantamx:
Make God no allow Stupidity kill you
lolxxxxx hahahaha iseeeeeee!!!!! I concur with you brother
SportsRe: De Gea Confident That Man Utd Can Win EPL, Champions League After New Signings by jacoik(m): 3:36pm On Sep 24, 2021
Totilopussylick:
I agree with him

West Ham came for revenge and now we exited qaraubo cup for them

So we can focus on what more important!

Uefa and premier league is for Manchester United this season!

Argue with your ancestors!
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear to slap you just dey hungry me. So if de gear talk rubbish u for follow him talk trash too?
PoliticsRe: FG Considers Fresh Charges Against Sunday Igboho by jacoik(m): 12:16pm On Sep 24, 2021
Parachoko:
It is because of dulla.rds like you, e go hard make this country divide.

The DSS attacked someone house for no reason, and killed two unarmed men, and also arrested people for no sane reason, yet, you're here, saying 20 billion is too much... Are you for real?

If it happened in the US or Canada, or one of this EU countries, the Government won't just only pay, people will be sent to jail.

Just imagine those people killed unnecessary were your love ones... Just imagine am.
am very angry with you now because you responded to that fool. Why not allow the coward keep wallowing in ignorant
PoliticsRe: Dr. Maduka Takes Ward To Riverine Area On Motorcycle And Local Flying Boat by jacoik(m): 8:45pm On Sep 23, 2021
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Anambra men and Bleaching tho.. Hope he wins anyways.
Lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense
PoliticsRe: Dr. Maduka Takes Ward To Riverine Area On Motorcycle And Local Flying Boat by jacoik(m): 8:44pm On Sep 23, 2021
Sufferingboy:
Alexreport good morning.
lolxxxxx hahahaha but no be Alex report dis one na
PropertiesRe: Landlord Throws Tenant's Child Down From A Storey Building In NDU Amassoma by jacoik(m): 5:21pm On Sep 23, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Too bad


Na wetin I hate about lawyers be this o...I hate that profession

One lawyer go still take up this case to defend the landlord
honestly my brother. If truly there is hell and heaven, then I don't think any lawyer will be a candidate of that heaven but......
PropertiesRe: Landlord Throws Tenant's Child Down From A Storey Building In NDU Amassoma by jacoik(m): 5:19pm On Sep 23, 2021
Kayberg:
shocked

Whenever I hear or read about people taking human lives, I just be like, "What were they thinking? How do they feel? How do they sleep at night? How do they even look up to the sky?"
Aarrghh!!!

The money he wants now, hwd he started collecting it?
It will be better all other tenants in the house move out, because whoever can kill a very innocent baby will not think twice before wiping out the whole tenants once they owe him.

A two months old baby!!!
The landlord must not escape it.
Just leave the dead child's dad to do whatever he wants.

embarassed
but the story did not say that the child died?
PetsRe: Which Domestic Animal Do You Think Is Strong Enough To Kill This Cat? (Photos) by jacoik(m): 11:00am On Sep 23, 2021
drake2:
Lol.
The questioner asked which domestic Animal could have done it?; others are suggesting non domestic suspects.

To me, your answer makes a great sense ooh!
Is woman not a domestic animal? After all, we human are animals but live domestically. Did I make sense?
PetsRe: Which Domestic Animal Do You Think Is Strong Enough To Kill This Cat? (Photos) by jacoik(m): 10:58am On Sep 23, 2021
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Woman can kill anything..
I believe you my guy.
SportsRe: Ronnie Brunswijk: Vice President Of Suriname Plays For Their National Team by jacoik(m): 4:09pm On Sep 22, 2021
BKayy:
If only Osibanjo can recreate this, one of our problems will be down before 90 minutes
Lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense
CrimeRe: 52-Year-Old Man Arrested For Impregnating His 16-Year-Old Niece In Ogun by jacoik(m): 4:03pm On Sep 22, 2021
What's really happening in my sweet Ogun state this days. The other day it was a man who made his 19 years old daughter pregnant, now this. Governor abeg do something about this
FamilyRe: Know The Few Importance Of Sex In A Marriage by jacoik(m): 2:58pm On Sep 22, 2021
tuoyoojo:
This is the oyel that keeps the marriage going
It is helpful in settling small small quarrel
Preventing unnecessary anger at home and at work
It's a good feeling when both couples are compatible sexually
fact my brother
FamilyRe: Know The Few Importance Of Sex In A Marriage by jacoik(m): 2:55pm On Sep 22, 2021
Think9ja:
One funny thing about this sex thing is, it's the most pleasurable experience on earth, but at the same it's one of the most irritating acts, especially when having it with women with questionable/bad hygiene
I swear my guy. the whole room go dey smell like rotting egg
SportsRe: Tuchel Reveals Plan For Werner After Lukaku’s Arrival by jacoik(m): 1:39pm On Sep 22, 2021
salbis:
Timo Werner is very good player. He is not just lucky at scoring goals for Chelsea now, but he will definitely do better as they progress.
until he spend 10 season at Chelsea ehhhhh
SportsRe: Tuchel Reveals Plan For Werner After Lukaku’s Arrival by jacoik(m): 1:38pm On Sep 22, 2021
oluwaahmed:
Honestly speaking tammy Abraham would have been 100 times better than timo werner. Ordinary tap-in he can't do for club and country. Infact pulisic would even be more clinical than werner. Send him off to championship side on loan for half a season so he can improve, or sell his ass off to teams like arsenal. They really need any Chelsea reject they can afford.
lolxxxxx hahahaha you said it better Baba
SportsRe: Tuchel Reveals Plan For Werner After Lukaku’s Arrival by jacoik(m): 1:37pm On Sep 22, 2021
Fuckthamods:
I love this Werner player, i wonder why many have a problem with him... Must he score?
must he score you said? Why was he signed for ancestors sake!!!! Why u dey talk like dis na

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