₦airaland Forum

AntiNigerian:
which country you wan go?

my mind is Australia or Japan

GayPontiff:
E dey pain me pass say all these rubbish is given with the excuse that we are Africans and gift must be presented. Who enacted that stupid law?

God punish every idiiiiot that keeps dragging this race backward with their backwardness.

The guy should treat them with a ten ft pole onwards.
They don't deserve him at all.

I swear, if I get that guy number I for call him and tell him to run far

TransAtlanticEx:
Are you sure you really wanna do this?
Cos I'm ready when you are.
Feed me and my family( a whole my family ooo) for ages yet your mama dey want kill herself say your fiance no buy bread for am?.
Why not use that money weh you want use am feed me and my generation buy your mama provisions keep for house na
And somehow its from this miserly,miserable existence that you wanna feed my family(really rich ) from?
My eldest sister got married in 2004,in 2003 when the man came for introduction,he wore shorts and was empty handed.
You know why?There was nothing he could bring that we don't have and he knew it
What you could have done sef to even cover your bf is send some money to your thirsty mom and claim your bf sent it,but instead you fought with him over it,maybe because you and your mama don plan as una go share the stipends weh the guy suppose bring,
Yet a bottom feeder like you wants to feed my generation?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, u for add wickedness join it name na. see as u finished gal with her mama. I swear hunger full this land oooo

GayPontiff:
No offense o, but be offended all u want.
You and ur mama need deliverance .
Contact me for recommendations.

If the guy marries u, each visit to your mum will now cost him a cow and a new house shebi?
That he even went to greet her which is the highlight that deserves accolades suddenly gets swept under d carpet. U proceeded to hang up call on him.
Now ur seeking justification publicly.

If u want to enjoy ur marriage in d future when u don marry eh babes, no be everything momsi talk u go swallow.

end of discussion

Mariangeles:
We are Africans. Let us be honest with ourselves.

A man going alone to visit his would-be mother in-law empty handed is a red flag. Something to worry about.
What was the purpose of the visit?
Even as a female, it is still wrong to go visit the mother of the man you're going to marry empty handed.

so he would have gone with bread, Milo, sugar and butter abi? the girl for say dem no get food for house that would have been okay

Trayceey:
must you be insulting? With the way you sound, u re not responsible and reasonable enough, so your opinion doesn't count

his opinion count. because he told you the plain truth? you wouldn't have brought it to public place if you don't need bitter truth

what a great country, but some tribes refused to let us grow

orgylover:
afganistan, 3m that u can use to legally or illegally make 100k daily na im this one wan use go china. nigerian youths too mumu

what business can one do with that money to make the 100k daily. can you please put me through? because I have such now

Neddstark:
You sound like someone who doesnt mind cleaning toilets abroad for a living in the name of leaving Nigeria. I have been to both small and big foreign countries. If I am not relocating to Canada, USA, UK, Germany, Australia, Scandinavia or Japan, I stay here.

will that amount take one out of this country without student visa? because I have such amount to go but am not a student neither am I a graduate. thanks for your input

Joohan:
OP, the amount you have is small but nothing is impossible.

What you'll do is to target the smaller Schegen countries so that it'll be easier for you to work there.
The easiest way travelling out is through studies. If you think of "hustling”, my brother, no do am o.

These are the European countries you can easily migrate to:
1. Lithuania
2. Estonia
3. Poland
4. Norway
5. Finland

bro. you mean one can't travel to those countries mentioned under hustling? must one go through a student visa? please sir your answer is needed because as for me, I want to travel as well and I don't have the intention of going with student visa because am just a secondary school leaver. please bro. what's the option

royalads:
Are you being sarcastic or is stupidity and wickedness embedded in your DNA?. Days ago, you opened a thread making inquiries on how to travel to Malta, meanwhile you are here with your stoopid self advising another that wants to do same to stay and start a business. Are you allergic to staying back in Nigeria to start a business yourself? This is why i don't seek counsel from the average Nigerian. https://www.nairaland.com/6060595/anyone-here-living-malta

Anybody that wants to leave Nigeria legally should please leave. This country has absolutely nothing to offer anybody right now.

God bless you so much bro. some people are just mean and wicked. see advice ooooo

ZIINI:
If you have anybody outside this country and He/she haven’t seen problem in his/her before tell the person to book a flight and come to Nigeria
Even on your first arrival at muritala airport you’ll see problem

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooi

ZIINI:
If you have anybody outside this country and He/she haven’t seen problem in his/her before tell the person to book a flight and come to Nigeria
Even on your first arrival at muritala airport you’ll see problem

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooi

jericco1:
This one na see finish

lolxxxxx hahahaha y u say na see finish

jericco1:
This one na see finish

lolxxxxx hahahaha y u say na see finish

Kestolove:
The husband has taken d 2kids for dna test

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear girl, u for add wickedness to ur name oooo. lolxxxxx hahahaha God I don die here

soundOsonic:
The snake versus the Mantis
One day in the animal kingdom, king Lion hosted a wrestling competition just right after the race competition between the box tortoise and the brown hare. Everyone cheered the tortoise for its slow but steady movement, then came the main event which everyone had been waiting for the praying mantis and the snake.
Well it was a death match between these two local folks; as both were about tearing each other apart due to just a silly argument on whose camouflage is the best. The green snake refused to agree even though it was evident the praying mantis was the leading camouflage animal.
The Lion thought why not settle your dispute at the festival of the kings. Mr. Harmattandust the pig snorts while dishing out odds for the death match, well the odds were on the green snake favor to win. Miss Elephanton, big brother croc, and pastor chimp were the few animals who placed their bet on the mantis.
The snake moved its head left and then to the right, and back to the left repeating such subtle pattern as he got closer to the mantis. The mantis positioned a stance with its forward legs up and puff itself just to appear big and intimidating. But the serpent didn't buy such lie it jumped and made its first strike at the mantis.
The mantis luckily escaped the fangs of the serpent (the green snake nick name) and made a comeback attack with a lightening strike as the serpent was trying to regain its balance to get a second strike; unluckily within the twinkling of its reptilian eyes, it found itself choking in the spiky arms of the Mantis.
Despite the fact the mantis locked his arm (fore legs) around the serpent head, the serpent still struggled to free itself but all seemed abortive, the serpent calm itself after all no one can strangle a snake, as it has no neck.
The cheering of the crowd metamorphos into silence as the unthinkable happened, the mantis started feasting on the live serpent. The serpent yelled and cried in sorrow as it hit its tail continuously on the ground, to pass a message of submission but there was no referee, no rules, it is to the death.
The crowd again started cheering to the gore happenings in front of them as the mantis had eaten up the eye of the serpent and had already gotten to the left side of the brain . The mantis had had its full, he unlocked its grip and looked at the ever cheering crowd while shouting like a viking after slaughtering the fvcking Saxons.
The Lion smiled in approval as it was crowned king of the insects. Later that evening the Mantis would go and bath in the blood of the dead snake and forever live as a red mantis, no need for hiding. It is only the weak that camouflage

wow!!! what a story. bro please do you still have such stories in your store?

starbuck:
Very commendable

Meanwhile I know of people who does more than what he did to their apprentices who served them without making noise

even the man sef no know say d thing go make news. I doubt if he knew that this picture was taken

Etinosa1234:
By next week, he'll move to Lagos because that's where the market is

In 5 years he'll be successful...

Because he already has the foundation and a startup capital...

In Some places, na freedom party dem go do for u... Na u go hustle for ur self

dat freedom party dey vex me ehhhh. person finish learning work and instead of you to look for money to set him or her up, u are looking for money to do freedom party. e taya me sef

cktheluckyman:
Are you sure you actually understand what you just read?

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy ehhhh. the guy just weak me

onlyonechid84:
Am very sure that if these Elegushi beach was in kaduna, Hell-Rufai would have demolish the beach and arrest the owner of the beach.


Nonsense upon Ingredient !!

lolxxxxx hahahaha you need to be quarantine by elrufai

Vyzz:
Don't vaccinate Health workers first...


If anything Happens to them, then we are doomed.


Vaccinate politicians first..

lolxxxxx hahahaha why politicians first

Kingosytex:
The controversy and conspiracy surrounding this coronavirus is too much.

Whether the virus is real or scam is what I can't really fathom but I am sure that it doesn't exist in Nigeria, all those figures of cases being manufactured are done for the selfish interests of certain people in high places probably to get funds from W.H.O and other health authorities.

Lastly, let Bill Gates and other well meaning individuals or associations pushing for the said vaccines administer it to their respective families , I appreciate their kindness but let them not come close to Naija…Covid no dey here.

naija government is just deceiving themselves not me Jaco

SAMBARRY:


The truth hurts

Even a broke guy doesn't like himself but he's expecting another person's daughter to love him

Please don't come for me o because I am not like that hanty.me I don't have manners and boundaries with trolls

My mouth is very acidic so EFI oripipe bamisoro

The entitlement mentality some broke Ñigerian guys have about relationship is astonishing

Money they don't have
Character, zero
Common sense- nothing
The ones that even managed to temporarily escape poverty ( yes I said temporarily because they're still coming back to square 1) because of their bad habits and life choices.so if they managed to escape poverty for the time being, savings or investment will not enter their brain,they will enter bar and night clubs to make it rain on oloshos.infact some of them will forget they have mothers talkless of taking care of them

All their money will enter gambling, alcohol,weed,sex parties and other kinds of stoop1dities then when the money finish they'll be singing "these hoes ain't Loyal" they now pretend as if I didn't once spend on them

Were you expecting olosho to give a shii about you? Oloshos and beer parlours are created for men with money and no sense

No wonder the Bible Said a fool and his money are soon seperated

Now let me ask you a question,you that you're broke and expecting a woman To look at your side, wetin you go offer am outside empty promises and preek?

So you wan dey deek am on an empty stomach and empty account?

You no get sense

Do you see Dangote complaining that any girl said no to him?

Na him dey choose any woman wey e want regardless of nationality and lastly loyalty was lost since the moment sex became cheap.the remaining Loyal women already going extinct,you will not take care of them

You Go sing these hoes ain't Loyal well o

truly you get bad mount

Kriss216:
Please, can Femi Aribisala help us grab the hands of that so-called pastor again so they can move Buhari out of Nigeria for us

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish oooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha

ContentedK:
i wonder the tribe that’s gonna have time to hate on a greedy coward oba who was chased from his seat of throne by children of the subjects he claims to lord over and also took his mantle of leadership away from him , got it sold on eBay, the funny part of this video is that oba isn’t smart enough to know that he’s dealing with backstabbers cos that’s what the children of hate are known for,it’s in their dna. His fellow afonjas who soro soke on him are the ones welcoming him back. I pity this foolish oba, well the coward oba should watch his back cos his wicked subjects will soro soke on him again. Besides is the original staff returned yet

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u just finished this cow now. who knows if he will survive it after reading your massage

RedPhoenix:
Olosho " Se kin ka ye fun e to ro yo Di "


ASIDES FROM BEING CHEATED, MEHN IF YOU DON'T STOP PUTTING WOMEN ON PEDESTAL THEY'LL RUIN YOU AND SEND YOU TO AN EARLY GRAVE AND GO ON FVCK ALL YOUR FRIENDS ON YOUR MATRIMONIAL BED. PRIORITISE THE HOME GROUND AND MAKE YOUR DESIRES AND NEEDS FULLY EXPRESSED SO YOU STOP BEING USED BY WOMEN...

Mouth, and how would you be feeding?

You want to use excuses to go back to your full time work, Olosho.


Any man that goes to his wife to ask for consent to conduct a DNA test is worse than a simp.

As recognised father and with a kid less than 18 years of age, no man needs a woman's permission in any way to conduct a DNA test.

Take a few strands of hair even while they're sleeping so they don't tell their mum. Or act the father, one cute Saturday even with the mother at home, call them to tidy the home, teach them chores and end it with trimming their nails. That's all.


Nails or few strands of hair is all you need


If the test returns positive, quietly thrash the result no one needs to know.



The same way women have sex before and during marriage and even after the death of their husbands is the exact same way you should be clandestine with this activity.


Anything less is nothing but a weak silly man who's actually the wife, to the real husband, the wife



Go do the test and quit SIMPing men.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear bro you really finish this sisters ooooo

Kriss216:
Na Ekuke be this na

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy bad mouth no go kill u oooo

omoadeleye:
This one is just a portal to verify your NIN, you can't create a fresh registration on the portal.

okay. thanks so much bro

please I don't really understand this story because I have tried to read like for times now but still confused. what of someone like us wey don go their office taya, I even pay 1500 to get registered at ojo but still can't succeed. does this need say I can now go it online? please people wey understand this tori should help a brother here

atiku4President:
The reason why Nigeria is in real deep trouble. People think it's is a taboo to take responsibility. You can't call out President Buhari for the ills going on in the North East and won't call out Pastor Kumuyi for the ills going on in Deeper Life High School. That's not correct.

EOD

JONNYSPUTE:
....Even this one? Men don suffer.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, we don suffer no be small

Bornsinner7:
Something is wrong with this celebrities

This Yul guy smoked Benin weed..

Children molesting themselves in boarding school is never a problem of Nigeria.. There are numerous problems in Nigeria that need tackling.. insecurity for instance..

very stupid of you. I just pity your mum because she doesn't have a child in you

MickzyDonald:
Lexus is also classy, but it shouldn't be compared to BENZ at all

I don't just know why people like comparing phensic with paracetamol. even I will even prefer old mercedes to modern lexus