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Car TalkRe: Car Made By Auwal Hassan Unveiled By Ogbonnaya Onu by jacoik(m): 12:56pm On Jan 19, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Nonsense....

Absolute nonsense

Dragg my weed and sip my origin bitters with anger while I walk out of this thread
guy, Igbo go run u mad one day ooooo
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Busari's N150k Electricity Bill Shocks Her by jacoik(m): 11:16am On Jan 19, 2021
CodeTemplar:
So she will use tiger gen to press her clothes, power blender, support fridge, and do more? Be considerate now. . .
I bet you that there is a sumec fireman that can do all this for her and she will power it with that amount for a year and she no dey even stay home everyday. that amount sef fit reach two years
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Busari's N150k Electricity Bill Shocks Her by jacoik(m): 9:13pm On Jan 18, 2021
CodeTemplar:
that will fuel a manageable gen for 3 months.
guy, that will fuel Tiger � gen for two years if u don't know
Christianity EtcRe: "Drinking Alcohol Is Not A Sin" - Omokri Quotes Bible Verse by jacoik(m): 11:04am On Jan 18, 2021
Righteousness2:
And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Flee From ALL Appearances of Evil.

Guard your Salvation with all Diligence!

Eternity is a Personal Race.
Nobody will stand together nor even identical twins.
Nobody will stand for you Befor GOD..
Heaven is a Prepared Place for Prepared People..
after your preaching, what is your opinion on the subject matter Mr
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by jacoik(m): 10:37am On Jan 18, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
With polygamy, there would be rivalry. Each woman would double up on her efforts to keep more of their mutual husband's attention. There will also always be a nagging feeling that another wife is getting more sex than her, and this will trigger the wife to try to get even more from the husband (keeping a greater share of the market so to speak). Finally, a woman always finds a man infinitely more attractive when he is not readily available to her beck and call; and it also triggers their possessiveness when other available females find him attractive. All these complexities will work in his favour.

A woman in a female herd does not think the same way as a woman with exclusive attention to a man. Polygamy is a woman leveller and destroys all their transactional techniques; that is why women hate it. It is like the difference between a customer's options in a monopoly and in a free market; the man being the customer in this case.
guy, over sense just dey worry u my guy. abeg if u never marry ehhhh I get two sisters wey just grad. from unilag last year, I can give u the two to marry because u too dey make sense
FamilyRe: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by jacoik(m): 10:31am On Jan 18, 2021
RisenPhoenix1:
Women use sex to buy love. Men use love to buy sex. Like any economic transaction each party is looking to find a bargain, i.e. spend the minimum amount of their currency to purchase the maximum amount of the service they need. So once women have gotten the man's commitment, they will thereafter spend as little sex as is necessary to keep him from straying to another market. Whereas, once a man has acquired the woman's sexual favours, he will spend the minimum amount of love and commitment to keep her from withholding them. The best solution is to marry more than one wife. Thereafter, they can share the sexual burden among themselves, and the man can pretend to love all of them equally and share a little of his attention among each of them; satisfying all parties involved.

Factoid of life. Free of charge for you.
guy, I no know the kind your mama rub on your head when she born you because you get too much oil for head with this comment
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Swallows Cocaine In India During Drug Raid, Now Hospitalized by jacoik(m): 9:34pm On Jan 17, 2021
Simplyleo:
Assuming this is on a bet9ja site with odds as indicated

Na dem: 1.00012

No be dem: 5700

Even for free, I'm sure nobody will waste time staking the 5700 odd.

grin grin grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no get sense oooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha
CrimeRe: Lady Who Stole Iphone 12 Disgraced (Photos) by jacoik(m): 9:14pm On Jan 17, 2021
fuckingAyaya:
Is that her face or she wore Mask
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u for add wickedness join it name na. lol
TravelRe: Lagos: Conductor vs Passenger Wahala by jacoik(m): 5:59pm On Jan 17, 2021
uboma:
Gimme accommodation for 5 years free of charge with a job, I won't accept to live in Lagos.

I have a friend who got transferred to Kano some years ago. He was surprised that he could make it to his office within 10 minutes, left the house at 7:45am but arrived the office before 8:00am.

Even after spending 3 months in Kano state, this guy, at 3:00am is already awake and counting the ceilings. Lagos life had wired him that way.

Six months later, my guy started working his transfer back to Lagos. What is it in Lagos state sef? I can never tell.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I don die here lolxxxxx hahahaha. like seriously working his transfer back to Lagos?
Christianity EtcRe: Stingy Men Association: What The Bible Says by jacoik(m): 10:48am On Jan 17, 2021
Queenlovely:
stupid adults behaving like children is what we have in Nigeria,

let us just think for a minute, use ur brain do small mathematics.

have you ever heard rich white guys complaining about women.

when you decide to befriend a shallow thinker what were you expecting.

this SMAN thing means all our girls are gold diggers
lolxxxxx hahahaha dis ting pain u well well. So u no know say 88% of awa gals dey dig gold 4m us?
Christianity EtcRe: Stingy Men Association: What The Bible Says by jacoik(m): 10:42am On Jan 17, 2021
tobechi74:
But the Bible advises women to be stingy with their puunny until marriage


Men too should be stingy until marriage
lolxxxxx hahahaha end of discussion EOD
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Paul Okikijesu 2021 Prophecies: Crisis In Aso Rock, A Governor Will Die by jacoik(m): 10:36am On Jan 17, 2021
yungchop:
If he doesn't see buhari dying this year then he should get lost with his fake prophecies
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish oooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha grin
yungchop:
If he doesn't see buhari dying this year then he should get lost with his fake prophecies
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish oooooo lolxxxxx hahahaha
TV/MoviesRe: Mercy Johnson Turns Fufu Seller On Set (Photos, Video) by jacoik(m): 6:06am On Jan 16, 2021
kenzysmith:
Forget joke o this mercy body like wetin go smell
you are just a hopeless fool! look at the way you are addressed another man's wife. even if her body smell, is she your wife? nonsense
RomanceRe: I Engaged My Girlfriend, Now I Am Thinking Of Calling Off The Engagement by jacoik(m): 5:47am On Jan 16, 2021
Serene123:
I have gone as far as secretly getting access to her WhatsApp. I didn't see any single chat with her and the guy nor another person. But the calls just keep pisisng me off.

I realised I shouldn't have gone that far. I should have just be calmed and let her do her wish
u be mumu oooooo. WhatsApp call and chat wey be say she go delete after use? guy use ur brain abeg. when your partner start hiding his or her phone from you then know that some is meaty not only fishy
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Begs To Be Deported After 5 Years In Italy/Germany (Video) by jacoik(m): 8:09pm On Jan 14, 2021
Sunnycliff:
Life no balance. What many are dying to get, another is seriously begging to come back to this place.

But wait, does a deportee have to pay money for his return flight? I do think that once you get to a foreign embassy without your due documents, you will be sent home to your home country. What is happening here, Ayam not understanding
lolxxxxx hahahaha honestly bro am as confused as you are. u thought that deportation is free ooooo
PoliticsRe: #ENDSARS: Police Corporal Hit Me With Car, Then Shot Me – Victim by jacoik(m): 6:42am On Jan 14, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



We are the architects of many of our misfortunes.

You got knocked down from a bike and your first reaction upon realizing every part of your body was still intact was to go question the person who knocked down your bike on why he knocked down your bike.

How much more foolish can some people be?

It is apparent that he was destined to be a cripple that day. He missed it in the accident but asked for it from the confrontation.
Very Ola Rotimish.

In retrospect; I hope he sees how he aided his village people in ruining his life.

I've come to learn that the average everyday person is either a psycho or an upcoming sociopath and that's why till tomorrow, even if you knock me down with your words or your actions; NwaAmaikpe gets up and keeps moving.
guy you are very foolish oooo. so as he Knocked him down, what he would have done was to stand up, durst himself then smile and tell him thank you sir for knocking me down and wave him good-bye ehhhhh? I don't really know how you reason always
RomanceRe: Reno Omokri On Stingy Women Association: 'Open A Business, Not Your Legs' by jacoik(m): 6:03pm On Jan 13, 2021
Skynet45:
Women and fvck. No let anyone deceive u, women can't do without bang they love it more than men.
I swear guy, but they pretend alot
RomanceRe: Reno Omokri On Stingy Women Association: 'Open A Business, Not Your Legs' by jacoik(m): 6:01pm On Jan 13, 2021
SilverNorGold:
Lol... I don't blame the narcissistic women, I blame the stupid men for degrading themselves just to impress women. If not why would women weaponize sex? Something they themselves enjoy? Chai, some men are SO STUPID that they pay women financially to satisfy them (both) sexually, God forbid!

Any man who pays or bribes a woman to have sex is NOT A MAN!
Any man who degrades himself to satisfy a woman IS NOT A MAN!
I concur with you guy
RomanceRe: Reno Omokri On Stingy Women Association: 'Open A Business, Not Your Legs' by jacoik(m): 6:00pm On Jan 13, 2021
SmellySperm:
he's a real OG..

he deserves this and more
u no see ur name? and I was looking for u during endsars in other to get u arrested but can't find u
RomanceRe: 10 Categories Of Guys Who Are Members Of "The Stingy Guys Association Of Nigeria by jacoik(m): 5:52am On Jan 13, 2021
Kriss216:
I always put extra N200 in the offering box every Sunday, just to thank God for keeping men like this OP away from my life.



Every sensible and well oriented guy should be a member of this great association.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. u dey put 200 for offering when others dey put like 20000 k
PoliticsRe: Police Detain Solomon Emmanuel Akuma For Criticising Buhari by jacoik(m): 8:45pm On Jan 12, 2021
Jesus please when are you blowing the trumpet
PoliticsRe: Police Detain Solomon Emmanuel Akuma For Criticising Buhari by jacoik(m): 8:44pm On Jan 12, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Why should anyone criticize or threaten our darling daddy, is he their agemate?
Do they think it is easy to lead a very poor country and yet still be able to milk it.

Most of our fathers and grandfathers who are our darling daddy's agemates are either dead or senile but our darling daddy remained on earth to take us to the next level but we don't see anything good in that sacrifice.

Sai Baba.
Many are your good deeds but plenty of us can not see it.
I swear ehhhhh to use you do � ritual now just dey hungry me. see dis one ooooo
BusinessRe: My Brother's Salesgirl Is Stealing from Him, Should I Tell Him? by jacoik(m): 5:04pm On Jan 12, 2021
thesicilian:
1. You claim you want to mind your own business, but the fact that you were put in charge of the shop in your brother's absence makes that shop your business.

2. Being a single mom is not an excuse for stealing. As long as she's being paid her agreed salary.

3. The only reason I can think of that would make you be wondering whether to tell your own brother or not about his salesgirl that his robbing him blind is if you're sleeping with her.
you said it all. don't mind a stupid nwamamikpe that said otherwise
BusinessRe: My Brother's Salesgirl Is Stealing from Him, Should I Tell Him? by jacoik(m): 5:03pm On Jan 12, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The problems you listed are actually your answers.

Problem 1. Mind your business, what your brother does not know will not kill him besides you didn't say his business was doing badly because of her.

Problem 2. Forgive yourself.
Because

Problem 3.
She is a single mom who is vulnerable.
It is better she is cheating your brother to sustain her baby than she engages into prostitution.
If she dies from HIV or her baby dies from malnutrition because you made her lose her job or blocked her access..will you be able to forgive yourself?

She is young and attractive....you could as well start a relationship with her so that you can cater to her.
That way, what she steals is still within the family.

So in summary;
Mind your business and don't tell your brother. Forgive yourself for not telling your brother because the culprit is a single mother who needs to do what she is doing if she and her baby will survive.
you are very wicked. so until she wreck the shop and send the brother back to the village ehhhh? if it's your own business or your own brother saw that and didn't let you know how will you feel. do unto others what you will want them to do you
PoliticsRe: 774,000 Jobs With Cutlass: Why FG Didn’t Share Expensive Equipment — Keyamo (Pix by jacoik(m): 1:26pm On Jan 12, 2021
Flackoo:
Gani fawehin will be turning in his grave seeing what has become of Festus!! A boy from humble beginnings who stood firm against lawlessness in the abacha regime!!! He was the sole reason why most parents push their kids to study law in the south south!! If the Angel in charge of Ken saro wiwa can ever grant him audience then his only request will be "Can I go back and slap kenyamo just once? " I wouldn't blame him thou, he came to Abuja with his loads packed in a polythene back to squat with a friend and now he is living in one of the finest estate in Asokoro. Why wouldn't he trade his people and conscience for a full spoon of porridge.
I never believe festus could descend this low I swear. he was my roll model those years. any Sunday I don't read his column on sun newspaper it will look as if the world is coming to an end for me. that's to show you how I love and respect him then
RomanceRe: Stingy Men Association Membership Form Is Out by jacoik(m): 10:58am On Jan 12, 2021
obembet:
just few days of LEGS LOCKDOWN, the prices of soap and Vaseline has gone up. It's Obvious they can't do without us. Soon the rate of homosexuality will increase too. grin
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear gal, u for join wickedness join it name na
HealthRe: Why Do Nigerian Dentists Always Suggest Extraction? by jacoik(m): 7:36pm On Jan 10, 2021
Jaqenhghar:
Look who's talking of digest. Clearly your post shows you didnt digest anything. Either that or you have comprehension problems
Okay sir
HealthRe: Why Nigerian Dentists Always Suggest Extraction by jacoik(m): 1:44pm On Jan 10, 2021
great work you did here op. I read same same topic here yesterday evening and almost weep for the guy that posted it. you just did justice to what he said yesterday
HealthRe: Why Do Nigerian Dentists Always Suggest Extraction? by jacoik(m): 12:58pm On Jan 10, 2021
Jaqenhghar:
You people like defelcting and making up stories to counter an argument.
Did the OP say he went to aboki?
Someone said he went to a dentist you are talking of those who went to aboki
Dentists dont follow the right procedure bit it is still the patient's fault. SMH
before you react to comment, digest it first before you come online to disgrace yourself
RomanceRe: 18-Year-Old Girl Dies In Yobe Government Lodge After Sex by jacoik(m): 6:29am On Jan 10, 2021
Nwodosis:
Is possible the man took her to cloud 9 to make sure she climaxed and she joined the heavenly bodies as she was climaxing.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, ur mumuism no get path 2
RomanceRe: I'm Considering Marrying More Than One Wife , Please I Need Your Advise by jacoik(m): 6:26am On Jan 10, 2021
Oluromantic:
Me weh come from polygamous background, I no go advice make you marry 2 wives o no matter how much you get money. Forget education, I no wan call you mumu. Who tell you say education dey avoid charm in women...see mumu o. You just wan use your life play game.

Now that you've grown mature and decisive. Get a woman that you're compatible with and groom her to your taste. Let her know your firm standards and stick to her. A good woman will not only respect you, she won't be able to look you in the eye when she offends you.

Two wives no be solution. Once you marry two, the desire to marry the third and fourth will grow in you and your poverty will advance
end of discussion
HealthRe: Why Do Nigerian Dentists Always Suggest Extraction? by jacoik(m): 9:16pm On Jan 09, 2021
the fault is from the patient and not doctor. you well see a person having toothache and you won't go to the hospital to know what is happening and you will prefer using fuel or going to iyanoba market to meet aboki and the aboki will tell you that it's worm that is there, he will give you something to apply so that the worm will die. after a year or two the crown of the tooth us already gone. so how will the RCT work. just answer this question op

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