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Politics › Re: BREAKING: PDP Senator Defects To APC by jacoik(m): 2:57pm On Jul 05, 2018
Mynd44:
Did he join R-APC or APC classic?

Clowns
lolxxxxxx apc classic again? I swear I don give up
Crime › Re: Policeman Dies In Abia After Shaking A Man's Hand (Photos) by jacoik(m): 9:12pm On Jul 04, 2018
ask4double:
#BREAKING NEWS!!

After what happened in Lagos on the 28th of June .....

In Calabar today A gas tanker again carrying 45,000 litres of gas this early morning was on a very high speed along MURTALA MOHAMMED HIGH WAY in CALABAR when the driver spotted an okada man who was also on high speed coming towards him.

Meanwhile, the Okada man was carrying a close to delivery pregnant woman who was just coming back from the State Hospital.

In a nut shell, as they got closer to each other the tanker driver looked closely and identified the Okada rider to be his childhood friend. He shouted.
They both slowed down, stopped, hugged each other, spoke for a while and continued their journey.

I was just in my car looking at both of them
They were so happy together
#The end:::

Everyday you want to hear bad news...

No be for here.
u well at all? C as I dey wait to hia news
Car Talk › Re: Should You Turn Off The A/C System Before Shutting Off Your Car’s Engine? by jacoik(m): 10:44am On Jul 04, 2018
seyiojomu:
Most likely failure, barring any other symptoms, would be that your system is low on refrigerant. The higher engine rpm enables the pump to build enough presure to get the system to work that's why it feels cold when you you press down on the accelerator when moving. You can verify this when the AC is on after a short drive, with the engine running in a park position, gas down softly and the temperature of the AC will be getting better. My guess is that the cooling system is leaking from a particular source since you have been replacing the gas, my advise will be that you get a competent AC technician to test for leaks, they can add a colored dye in the refrigerant when charging the system to properly identify where the leakage is coming from. AC systems can be very frustrating when challenging, I feel your frustration bro
thanks so much bro. The truth is that I want to give it to any incompetent technician because they may end up killing the Ac outright. I reside in Lagos in ojo/agbara area. I don't know if you know anyone you can recommend for me. 08033173002 ik by name its my Whatsapp number. God bless you
Car Talk › Re: Should You Turn Off The A/C System Before Shutting Off Your Car’s Engine? by jacoik(m): 5:58pm On Jul 03, 2018
allcomage:
Your compressor is almost dead. Save up to buy a new or fairly used one.check the condenser and everporator for leakages.Finally change drier to enjoy chilling air in the hottest of the day and in traffic.
thanks so much bro. That means its the compressor? More so how can I check the condenser and also what is drier. I will be happy if you can give me your mail address so you detail me more. God bless you
Car Talk › Re: Should You Turn Off The A/C System Before Shutting Off Your Car’s Engine? by jacoik(m): 11:36am On Jul 03, 2018
seyiojomu:
For good reasons, it is best to switch off before turning of your engines so that it doesn't have to start with your engine on the next time you turn the car on. Newer cars are really protected and smart but also delicate. I drive a 2010 Acura TL SH-AWD, I was driving one day and the car sensed that I was loosing electric power, first thing the car asked me to do was turn off the AC, the raidio and any lights on in order to save enough power for the electric steering and drive me to safety, and this happened after about 30mins drive from my last stop. I bet if I let my AC on when starting the car, I may never have been able to move an inch cos the car would have needed to split power in many ways.

Likewise, leaving all your accessories on before switching off would put your ECU in a standby mode to properly send power to all this sources once the power comes on again from your ignition, this means more work and overtime will lead to faster failure. You may also notice that when you switch your AC on, there is a chance your rev meter will change balance in a split second, this shows how much energy is needed to run accessories and all even when the engine has been running already, now imagine a engine from cold start with accessories on, keep it up regularly and you will pay for it shortly as well.

If you want cars that can run AC and other accessories on while the ignition is off and work on battery alone efficiently, you should consider get an Acura RLX or Lexus LS models.
I love your writeup. Pls I have a Mercedes ml350 2005 model I have derived for 2yrs now. But I discovered that when am on highway the Ac will be chilling well but on traffic, I will need to wind down because of heat. Now I filled in gas Ac but it continues . what should I do
Travel › Re: Dana Air Clears Air On Malicious Whatsapp Message by jacoik(m): 2:06pm On Jul 02, 2018
I cook groundnut soup yesterday
Travel › Re: Dana Air Clears Air On Malicious Whatsapp Message by jacoik(m): 2:04pm On Jul 02, 2018
Honestly I want to suck kwilikwili with garry
Travel › Re: Dana Air Clears Air On Malicious Whatsapp Message by jacoik(m): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2018
Buhari sef with wahala
Travel › Re: Dana Air Clears Air On Malicious Whatsapp Message by jacoik(m): 2:03pm On Jul 02, 2018
Barackubama come and see oooo
Travel › Re: Dana Air Clears Air On Malicious Whatsapp Message by jacoik(m): 2:02pm On Jul 02, 2018
So nobody get devido and Chioma picture here?
Travel › Re: Dana Air Clears Air On Malicious Whatsapp Message by jacoik(m): 2:01pm On Jul 02, 2018
Sowhatshouldwedonow
Travel › Re: Dana Air Clears Air On Malicious Whatsapp Message by jacoik(m): 2:01pm On Jul 02, 2018
Okay I have hear. I go convey d massage abi na nassaenger
Family › Re: Man Spots ‘dead’ Wife With Another Man In Lagos by jacoik(m): 6:26am On Jul 02, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Reminds me of one incident that happened May 24 1997. Till this date I remain confused. I got back from work as usual in Ikotun, Lagos only to find people gather in front of my gate. Others were upstairs at the balcony condoling my landlady. News reached my outlandish self that my landlord had passed on earlier. He died of natural causes in his car.

Strange enough, earlier that morning, he was acting unusual. This man would always call me to assist him open the gate anytime he's going out. That morning he never did that. Dressed in suit he opened the gate himself for the first time ever, had a final look of his compound with his hands around his waist , shook his head, closed the gate and zoomed off. His corpse was brought home later that day. Days later he was buried in that same compound in my presence. I saw the body with my two eyes.

Fast forward to 3 months, I was at a chemist shop buying a drug. The shop happened to be opposite an ashawo house. As I was about paying for my goods, I saw my landlord carrying a prostitute in. I was far away and dumbfounded. I called his name. He looked back and gazed at me with an angry look I've never seen before. Then like a fart in the wind he disappeared into thin air. I was so curious and decided to trail the hoe. She confessed a man fitting my description approached her for an all nighter sex romp. She said she entered her room to change her cloth, get her bags and follow the man home. All this done she came out and her customer was nowhere to be found again. Others complained of hearing someone banging the gates at midnight. The dogs howling and happy for no reason like they've seen a long lost owner. Some even confessed to seeing a bald headed man sitting quietly on that grave at night. For two good years before I finally parked out, I always made sure I get home by 7PM latest , lock all my doors and refuse to be woken by any strange noise until day break.
u get luck say he no slap u as u stop the konji wey holam that night
Crime › Re: Nigerian Guy Stops Petrol Station In His Area From Collecting "Keg Charges" by jacoik(m): 2:27pm On Jun 30, 2018
ChiefAzubuike:
Every fuel attendant has the right to collect keg charges. How much is #50 or #100 that you can't overlook. Those people suffer to make sure you have fuel in your car, at the end of the month they are paid peanuts yet you can't appreciate them with a token?
God am I in the same country with this person that made this comment? And you always blame the government. Who are the government if I may ask. Guy u really need rehabilitation
Romance › Re: "After Being Side Chic For 6 Years, 33 Abortions, He Proposed & I Said.." - Lady by jacoik(m): 12:52pm On Jun 30, 2018
[quote author= post=68948075]What is this?!
The guy is even more wicked to be ironing/pressing his clothes on her chest for 6 years.
What insolent!! shocked shocked
[/quote]lolzxxxxxx I swear u dey mad oooooo. See as u kill d man with one bullet
Crime › Re: Gang Rape In Enugu Secondary Schools: JSS Students Initiated Into Viron Queens by jacoik(m): 12:48pm On Jun 30, 2018
azraeljaheel:
Another rape palava... Shey Naija Don dey turn to India ni....


Rape rape rape... God punish Samuel aKONJI
pls who is Samuel akonji
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Udensi Godlove Warned People About Lagos Tanker Accident And Others by jacoik(m): 11:28am On Jun 29, 2018
They also played this record on 101.5 FM and 89.7fm this morning. Am surprise seeing it on ND as well. Hope its not coincidence
Celebrities › Re: How Trevor Noah Reacted While Watching The Nigeria Vs Argentina Game (photos) by jacoik(m): 4:18am On Jun 29, 2018
Evablizin:
Nice,these pictures are good to be used as memes, especially the 4th pix.
pls is memes because I always see it on nl but don't know d meaning
Car Talk › Re: Innoson Upgrades From Manual To Automated Production (Photos) by jacoik(m): 3:01am On Jun 29, 2018
Peacemaker5128:
Production or assemble ?
Pigs and idiots should stop quoting me I'm not feeling fine .
u r not feeling fyn but u r troutin on nd. Hope no b my buhari caused ur wahala
Travel › Re: SUV Goes Up In Flames On Third Mainland Bridge, Police Come To The Rescue. PICS by jacoik(m): 2:57am On Jun 29, 2018
Vision2045:
A moment of Silence for an unused brain
lolxxxxxxx I swear u no well walahi
Politics › Re: Igbos Will Declare Support For Buhari In 2019 – Senator Sodangi by jacoik(m): 5:38am On Jun 28, 2018
dadavivo:
Buhari should call this fool to order, this is hate speech.

Useless aboki
lokxxxxxxxx what is hate speach. U no well ooooo
Phones › Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Not Using The Face Unlock Feature Of Their Smartphones ? by jacoik(m): 12:43pm On Jun 20, 2018
Anegbettedude:
Good one, i use it on my Infinix Hot S3 and it works well.
what of at night when there is no light. How far
Phones › Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Not Using The Face Unlock Feature Of Their Smartphones ? by jacoik(m): 12:41pm On Jun 20, 2018
And what if I wan go piss for night and light no dey, how e go take recognize my face. Pls answer
Politics › Re: APC Not For Everyone – El-rufai by jacoik(m): 11:02am On Jun 15, 2018
201320142015ob:
Now that the Eagles are in Russia, they should use style and locate the house of that MMM guy Mr Mavrodi and ask his family how they want their thunder
lolzzzzz I swear guy u no well at all!!!! E no go beta for person wey do u dis tin. See as I laffffff soteyyyyy my phone fell off. U no well oooo
Politics › Re: Public Hearing On Bill To Criminalise Estimated Billing Holds On 5/6/2018 by jacoik(m): 4:03pm On May 20, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Na today?
Estimated billing is part of us.
We have accepted it for so long.
So why criminalize it?

Oloshos charge us for overnight action even when we don't use more than 15minutes of the airtime.

Someone dropping at Onitsha still gets to pay the same fee as someone dropping at Owerri in a bus from Lagos.

We pay the same rate monthly for DSTV irrespective of the number of Channels we watch or how long we watch it.

We are charged monthly Card maintenance fees whether we use our cards or not.

Nigeria can never be metered.
Because Nigeria thrives on exploitationhi � � � I swear u killed it all
Events › Re: Food Seller Buried Inside A Giant Pot In Ghana (Photos) by jacoik(m): 3:54pm On Apr 28, 2018
GeneralOjukwu:
I know some guys who would be buried with jars of Vaseline

Some girls would be buried in giant diildos
angry
lolxxxxx chips!!!! I swear guy u dey mad oooo
Family › Re: Man Leaks Facebook Chats Of His Wife With Married Man by jacoik(m): 12:58am On Apr 11, 2018
ShyCypher:
Naso the man sef talk till him take eyes see chats.

Go confirm my brother...
lolxxxxxx u no well oooo. Y u dey put my man for high jump like this na.guy no let bp catch my man ooo
Family › Re: Woman Thought To Be Dead Re-unites With Her Family After 35 Years. Photos by jacoik(m): 6:28pm On Mar 10, 2018
sarrki:
Am sure ipob miscreants are the ones that cause that spell

Mama ndewo
close your eyes let me pray for you to receive sense. Father in the name
................
Politics › Re: IPOB Member Who Was Shot By Soldiers Flown Abroad For Treatment. Photos by jacoik(m): 3:10am On Mar 10, 2018
dafeyankee:
Hehehehehe India Kwa?

India na Abroad?
no. Na neighborhood
Crime › Re: I Have Lost Count Of Those I Have Defrauded —mother Of 5  by jacoik(m): 3:00am On Mar 10, 2018
carzola:
rape and kill her...


is this a hate speech?
no bro. But one more of that word from ehhh hangman will be send after u
Crime › Re: Mother Catches Neighbor Raping Her 9-Year-Old Daughter In Bayelsa (Photos) by jacoik(m): 2:49am On Mar 10, 2018
MrRichy:
Rapists shouldn't be allowed to live..
if I slap u with dirty slapping now ur brain go reformat
Education › Re: Liberia Seeks 6000 Teachers From Nigeria- Liberia President by jacoik(m): 6:44pm On Mar 05, 2018
soberdrunk:
Mr Weah be ready to receive "6 MILLION" 'permanent' visitors.......... angry
lolxxxxx I swear u no well at all. But seriously u no well ooooo

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